Chapter 59, the road is narrow
Wu Liang returned to his seat with a hundred silver in his arms.
Wei Suo held a chicken leg in his left hand, a pig's trotter in his right hand, and chewed three fish balls in his mouth, and asked inarticulately, "Master, why do you want to pretend to be Naxi Liang Ma Chao and go to deceive people?"
"Apprentice, Ma Chao is a young hero, famous all over the world, and a decent disciple, that Zhang He will definitely lend him silver. Wu Liang analyzed carefully.
Wu Liang picked up a piece of sauced beef, put it in his mouth, and after swallowing it, he continued: "You also know that the door style of our male god sect has long been ruined by your ancestor Yu Ji. More than 20 years ago, he hunted the rivers and lakes, and the famous families on the rivers and lakes, the young ladies and concubines of the major families, and the beautiful young girls all made your ancestors trample on them. Even Yuan Shiyu, the former first beauty in the rivers and lakes, was not spared. Not only that, but your master also looted the martial arts cheats, swords, and armor of each faction. Our male god sect and the various factions in the rivers and lakes are not good friends, and the male god sect has naturally become an evil demon. If I show myself as the master of the Male God Sect, I will immediately be besieged by hundreds of angry people from all factions in the rivers and lakes, and I will die a miserable death!"
"Master, I feel like I'm on a thief ship. Wei Cableway.
"Be careful, don't leak to outsiders that you are a disciple of the Male God Sect, otherwise the master will not be able to save you. Wu Liang looked solemn and admonished.
Then, pretending to pat Wei Suo's shoulder lightly, he comforted: "Master will protect you, you are so stupid, Master is not at ease! Okay, you are going to touch the girl's buttocks!"
"Master, I'm still a little scared!" Wei Suo said timidly.
"I'm afraid of a fart! At this point, if you don't touch the girl's buttocks, then I'll leave, you wait to be beaten! Anyway, you don't have any money, and you can't do light work, so you can't escape." Wu Liang said deliberately. With that, he ran to the window.
"Master, don't go! I promise you!" Wei Suo saw that Wu Liang was leaving, so he hurriedly grabbed Wu Liang's arm and compromised.
"That's right." Wu Liang smiled and said, "Apprentice, borrow your hair." With a sweep of his fingertips, dozens of Wei Suo's hairs had been shaved off.
"I'm scared to death, Master, what are you doing?" Wei Suo exclaimed, his scalp tingling.
"Since you don't want to touch the girl's buttocks, I have another plan!" Wu Liang chuckled as he accompanied dozens of hairs into his meal.
"Master is clever, only you can think of such a cheap method, and the apprentice already knows how to do it. Wei Suo smiled, suddenly slapped the case, and said angrily: "Xiao Er, you come over to me!"
Xiao Er hurriedly rushed over and asked, "Guest officer, what do you command?"
"There's hair in the dish, don't you see it? Call the cabinet and his daughter, how can you eat this dish?" Wei Suo picked out two hairs with his chopsticks and feigned anger.
"Wait a minute, I'll call!" Xiao Er hurriedly laughed. Then he turned around and went downstairs.
Wu Liang gave Wei Suo a thumbs up, Wei Suo scratched the back of his head, smiled embarrassedly, and everything was silent.
After a few moments, an old man in his fifties and a girl of seventeen or eighteen years came up on the second floor, apparently the shopkeeper and his daughter.
The shopkeeper had a goatee, a brown robe, and a jade wrench on his thumb, a shrewd and capable appearance.
The shopkeeper smiled slightly, clenched his fists and arched his hands: "Two distinguished guests, what are you doing to find a little old man? Could it be that the food is not suitable for the two of you?"
Wei Suo slowly picked dozens of hairs from the food, put them on the table, stared at the shopkeeper with burning eyes, and said in an unkind tone: "You are the shopkeeper? What's the matter with the hair in this dish? You explain it to me!"
The shopkeeper looked at the dozens of hairs on the table, understood most of them in his heart, and said with a smile: "I'm really sorry, I'll make a new table in the kitchen immediately, how about it?"
"Fart, it stinks! Lao Tzu is already disgusting and can't eat, this meal, you invite, Uncle Ben will let you go, otherwise, hum!" Wei Suo slammed the table and said angrily.
"This, I'm afraid the little old man can't afford it. In this way, the two of them will pay half of the price of the meal, and the rest will be invited by the little old man. The shopkeeper hesitated for a moment and said in a deep voice.
Wei Suo's eyes rolled and landed on the delicate body behind the shopkeeper.
The shopkeeper's daughter is only about seventeen or eighteen years old, dressed in a lake green fairy dress, looking quite handsome, a pair of big round eyes from time to time secretly look at the handsome Wu Liang, as soon as she looks at Wu Liang, she immediately lowers her head, her face is full of shyness.
"Shopkeeper, is your daughter next to you? Your daughter looks so good! This appearance is really wanted! There is still no shortage of people in your store, I will be a son-in-law! Hehehe!" Wei Suo stared at the girl's pretty face and smiled obscenely.
The shopkeeper looked at Wei Sona's extremely ugly face and his fat body, pulled his daughter into his arms in horror, and said in a deep voice: "This guest officer, if you don't have money to pay the bill, you can owe it first." But if you fall in love with my daughter, you can go! I don't want your money, just don't harm my girl!"
Seeing that the goal had been achieved, Wu Liang stood up and said with a smile: "Thank you for the shopkeeper's treat, I am very grateful." Apprentice, thank you for the shopkeeper!"
"Thank you, you're such a good person!" Wei Suo arched his hand at the shopkeeper and went downstairs with Wu Liang. Only the stunned shopkeeper father and daughter were left.
When the master and apprentice left the restaurant, they couldn't help laughing.
Wu Liang patted Wei Suo's shoulder and said with a smile: "Apprentice, we don't have to pay for dinner in the future, you just need to show him his face, when he sees it, he immediately doesn't want to accept your money." You're also a person who eats with your face!"
"Master, don't make fun of me!" Wei Suo complained.
"Full of wine and food, apprentice, we're going to do great things. Wu Liang said.
"What's the big deal?"
"Wei Suo, you big fool! Didn't the teacher tell you, sneak into Yuan's mansion, get close to Yuan Yi, deceive your trust, seize the "Taiping Technique", practice peerless martial arts, dominate the martial arts, and revive the majesty of my male god sect!" Wu Lianglang said.
"Master, it sounds so troublesome and dangerous, don't you forget it?" Wei Suo asked timidly.
"If you don't enter the tiger's den, you can get the tiger. This "Taiping Technique", I am bound to win, let's go!" Wu Liang clenched his fists and strode towards Yuan's mansion.
Wei Suo sighed lightly and quickly followed.
The two of them had their own hearts, and they didn't say anything all the way, and after half a pillar of incense, the two came to a big mansion.
The vermilion lacquer gate, on the plaque, the dragon flying and the phoenix dance are written with four gilded characters of "Jizhou Mufu".
The two stopped together, only to see a piece of red paper pasted on the wall of the governor's mansion, which read:
Jizhou Pastoral Mansion, now recruiting a chef and a nursing home, can be unveiled.
"Apprentice, this is heaven helping me!" Wu Liang was overjoyed.
"Master, you can be a nurse, so where can I find the cook?" Wei Suo scratched his head and sneered.
"Aren't you a cook?" Wu Liang pointed at Wei Cable.
"I'll do my best!" said Werso.
Wu Liang stretched out his hand and took off the red paper, walked straight to the doorman, bowed and saluted, and said, "Two eldest brothers, my two brothers have just come down from the countryside, and they want to eat together when they want to eat in your mansion, I hope that the two eldest brothers will have a convenient trip!"
The doorman glanced at the two of them, and coldly dropped a sentence: "Wait! I'll go in and say!" After the two doormen entered for a while, a middle-aged man dressed in a fancy costume and looked like a housekeeper walked out slowly.
The housekeeper looked the two of them up and down and asked, "Is it you who unveiled the list?"
"It's the villain. Wu Liang hurriedly smiled.
"Come in with me!" the butler turned around and walked towards the house with his hands in his hands.
Wu Liang and Wei Suo smiled heartily and hurriedly followed.
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