Chapter 138: Old Friends Reunited
"He's not crazy, he's a liar. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info" Xiaoxue said.
"Xiaoxue, you're not right to say that. I didn't cheat on you about anything. You never asked me if I was the emperor or the demon lord, I just didn't take the initiative to tell you. The Demon Lord said.
"Obviously so good at martial arts, but pretending to be an ordinary master. Xiaoxue said.
"You can't blame me, if I did my job, I would have been fired. "Besides, with your little ability, you honestly don't need to use any real skills. I just stood like that, using what you think is lame kung fu, if it weren't for Boss Zhou's sudden appearance, you would definitely be the one who lost in the end. ”
"Then what happened to the little second brother I killed as an executioner?" Zuo Zhan asked.
"I'm such an emperor, isn't it easy to find someone to die in my place?" said the Demon Lord, "As far as your blunt knife is concerned, if the person you really meet is me, I tell you, it is only you who will fall." ”
When Zuo Zhan heard this, although he was looked down upon, he became excited in his heart. "How can a person who is not of this level be used to do the ultimate goal?" Zuo Zhan thought to himself.
"Liwu, Wang Taiyi, and Hong Xing, let me introduce you to my two apprentices. The Demon Lord said, "This one, he originally had no name, number 001, and then he insisted on changing his name to Shishi, although he was young, he is now one of the protector generals." Also, this beauty, Xiaoxue, when you see her, you should know why I'm not interested in you at all, in this country, I can get a woman who is more beautiful than you, but there are a lot of them. As far as I'm a little apprentice, you tell the truth, she doesn't look worse than you, let me tell you, her name is Lili. I also have good news to tell you, in order to celebrate your big brother Shi joining our twelve branches, I married Lili Xu to your big brother stone. You shouldn't have an opinion, right?"
"It's your business, it's none of my business. "Small pistes.
"Lord!" cried the lazy pig respectfully.
"Oh, Brother Pig, have you done what you were arranged?" the Demon Lord asked.
"My subordinates have done their best. The subordinate came down too late, and by the time he arrived, Xiaoxue was already seriously injured. It took more than ten days to heal her injuries, and the time to actually train her was less than a month. Lazy Pig said.
"Less than a month, that's enough. With your ability, you can train a talent in ten days. "That's a lot more interesting, isn't it, old man, we've been fighting back and forth for more than twenty years, and the more we fight, the more boring it becomes." Now there is such a group of apprentices, let them fight, let's watch the show. ”
"Brother Pig, it turns out that you saved me and taught me martial arts, not out of volition, but by the arrangement of this liar?" asked Xiaoxue. She suddenly felt that everyone in the world could lie to her. She believes in stones, but stones want her life, she believes in lazy pigs, but in fact, everything lazy pigs do is just to let the demon lord "watch the show".
"Xiaoxue, you blame your big brother pig for this. Originally, I arranged for Brother Monkey to come over, but your Big Brother Pig had to rush to come by himself. He almost got into a fight with Big Brother Monkey for you. As rumored in the rivers and lakes, this place is the territory of Brother Monkey. The Demon Lord said.
"Xiaoxue, I'm sorry, I didn't tell you in advance, I'm happy to be your master, but it's true that this is also a task. Lazy Pig said.
"Gang Leader Hong, it's been a long time since I've tried your name as a flower chicken, to be honest, although your martial arts are average, but if you want to be a good guy with the ability to call a flower chicken, you really deserve the name of the beggar gang leader. On this trip, I brought not only two brothers, but also good wine. The wine that is absolutely offered by the royal court, the ancient wine that the winemaking family has buried in their own homes for more than 100 years. The Demon Lord said, "Master Wu, Daoist Wang, I know you are not interested in fine wine, don't worry, I have also brought you good things, from the Heyuan Zhai Restaurant, which is known as the world's first fast, to prepare all kinds of food for the two of you." ”
"Shopkeeper, what do you mean by this? You didn't come here for a party, a martial arts competition, are you still going to fight?" Xiaoxue asked.
"Little Snow Girl, don't worry, I thank you well, and it's not too late to compete. The Demon Lord said.
"Thank us?" asked Xiaoxue.
"Yes, thank you for bringing a store of fun to my boring life. The Demon Lord said.
"We use our freedom, and possibly our lives, just to give you a little fun?" asked Xiaoxue.
"No, actually, maybe you won't be able to give me even a little fun. Even without a master, they have been letting me down for twenty years. Actually, I don't dare to have much hope for you, but, who knows, if you don't try in life, who knows if you will succeed?" said the Demon Lord.
"For your little fun, you're making so many people miserable?" asked Xiaoxue.
"Yes, who called this my empire. I have the highest rights. Even if God doesn't have the right to do what he can't do, I can do it. Besides, I have been very merciful to you, and I have kept you alive and given you a chance. If you can't regain your freedom, then you can only blame yourself for not being angry, and you can't blame me for being ruthless. The Demon Lord said, "All right, little girl, don't delay everyone's celebration, how can we finally get together and not have a good time." Let's stop arguing about right and wrong, partying, partying, I like partying the most. You see, Gang Leader Hong is much more sensible than you, he doesn't say anything, and the preparations for calling Huaji have been completed. ”
"Gang Leader Hong, you, do you really want to get involved with this Demon Lord and these people?" asked Xiaoxue.
"Little girl, what do you want to do when you think that today may be your end?" Hong Xing said, "I, Hong Xing, are relatively simple, munching on flower chickens and drinking fine wine. ”
Xiaoxue didn't say anything more, and the food brought by the Demon Lord had already attracted her attention. Like Xiaoxue, in front of food and wine, everyone forgot that they were enemies of each other, and happily ate meat, clinked glasses, and drank alcohol.
"Perhaps, after today, heaven and man will be separated forever, regardless of whether they are friends or enemies. Zuo Zhan thought to himself.
"If the Demon Lord were to kill us, we would have died a long time ago, and there is no need for him to poison us in the dish. Hua Fanghua thought to herself.
"Since everyone eats with peace of mind, I have come here inexplicably, and now I want to participate in the Bird Gate Martial Arts Conference for no reason, how do you look at it, it is someone else's business, I just eat, and when it is my turn to compete, I take it seriously, and I don't think much about the rest. Orangutan brother thought to himself.
Xiaoxue still has some pimples in her heart, she is still afraid that the Demon Lord will poison them, so she always waits for the Demon Lord to eat a certain dish first, and then she will start with that dish, she also let the orangutan brother follow her all the time, only the Demon Lord and the dishes she has eaten, she let the orangutan brother move the chopsticks. For her, maybe the orangutan brother was the only one she could trust.
Between drinking, the Demon Lord suddenly became interested and sang loudly, "A laugh in the sea, the tide on both sides of the strait..."
The Demon Lord is really an incredible person, and if he is a good person, then it is absolutely possible to believe that he is a god. The martial arts are at their peak, the dishes are also excellent, and even the songs are not bad at all.