Chapter 7 The Maid Selection Contest
Along the way, they were constantly blessed. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
Only on one occasion was when they blessed a young man, who not only did not smile at them, but glared at them viciously. The young man's attitude angered the orangutan brother. The orangutan brother was about to yell at him, but luckily the stone stopped him.
"This is the town, and your habit of yelling better be controlled. Stone said.
They found a teahouse to rest, ordered a pot of tea, ordered a few side dishes, and inquired about the town with the second brother by the way. Stone knows that if you want to know a place, walking into the tea house of this place is the smartest choice.
"Outlander, it is indeed a blessing for you to come to this town. This is the town where the Living Buddha lives," it happened that there were not many guests, and the second brother chatted with them, "The Living Buddha protects this land and blesses the people who live on this land." ”
"With the blessing of the Living Buddha, the wind and rain here will definitely be smooth, and the people living here will be free of disease and pain, and live a long life. The stone restrained himself from revealing his grinning demeanor.
"Guest, you're wrong. Not all the people in the town can sincerely respect the Living Buddha, and the Living Buddha will sometimes exert his power and punish the disrespectful person, and other people will also be implicated. We hate people who are stupid and ignorant, but this town is big and full of people, and there are always people like that. The second brother said helplessly, "Sometimes the living Buddha punishes disrespectful people alone and makes them sick, if they repent, they will be cured, if they don't repent, they will continue to be sick and will not be able to grow old." ”
"That means that sincere people will not get sick, and sick people can get better as long as they are sincere and do not take medicine?" Shi asked again.
"That's not necessarily, some people are sincere in this life, but the sins in the previous life are too heavy, so there will still be pain in this life, and the pain in this life cannot be relieved by sincerity, and it takes several lifetimes of sincerity to repay before it can be exempted. The little second brother said.
So, what can be done to show sincerity? Stone asked.
"Burn all kinds of items for the living Buddha, donate incense money to the temple, the more valuable the items you burn, the more incense money you donate, the more sincere you are. This is a common practice on a daily basis. The second brother said, "There is something more sincere, if you give birth to a maid who serves the living Buddha, all your debts in your past and present lives will be able to be paid off in this life." You won't suffer again in the next life. ”
"The monthly maid contest is a big deal in the town. Parents who have school-age girls at home get up early in the morning to dress up their daughters and dress them in the best clothes. Some parents have been frugal for many years, and all the money they have accumulated is turned into jewelry for their daughters to wear on that day, and some parents do not hesitate to borrow money to dress their daughters at terrible interest rates, so that their daughters can be selected on that day. The family pays for the sins of the past life. The second brother said, "You guys are so lucky, today is the day of the maid selection competition." This guest official looks good, and if he goes to participate today, he will definitely be elected and receive the blessing of the living Buddha. Blessed will you all be. ”
Xiaoxue glared at Xiao Er fiercely, and the orangutan brother also roared at Xiao Er, only Shi laughed.
After eating, they decided to visit the so-called maid selection contest. Stone secretly signed up for Xiaoxue, the number was 160, and the last contestant to sign up for the competition. It is said that one of the contestants had to admit that he had already had a relationship with Lao Wang next door before the competition, and he was not a real virgin and could not participate, otherwise he would not be able to die well in the next life because of the insult to the living Buddha, and "took the initiative" to give up the opportunity to accept the blessing of the living Buddha and withdrew from the selection competition.
"This is our audience number, and we can't get in without this. Stone handed the number plate to Xiaoxue and lied to Xiaoxue.
It is true that only family members can enter the seats to visit, and they can only wait and see from the periphery without the race number. After the staff led them to the family seats, they led Xiaoxue to other places.
"They give special treatment to beautiful women, set up special seats for beautiful women, get closer to the stage, and can also get in touch with the contestants. Stone said earnestly.
Xiaoxue didn't know that she was sold by a stone until she came on stage to compete. The girls around her told her that they were all contestants in this tryout, and she thought it was "close contact with the contestants" as the stone said. When the staff led her to the stage, she thought they were going to take her to a "special seat".
The competition is divided into preliminary, semi-final and final, and the competition is completed on the same day. The preliminary round is divided into ten groups, each group of 16 people, scored by the five senior monks, and the two people with the highest scores in each group enter the semi-finals. In the semi-finals, the four Dharma protectors of the Living Buddha served as judges, and ten people were selected to enter the finals. The final is not public, but will be held in the Living Buddha's house, and will be personally selected by the Living Buddha himself, and finally five maids will be selected to receive the blessings of the Living Buddha in person within the next month.
Xiaoxue took the stage in the first group, and by the time she figured out what was going on, the five judges had already come to them. The five judges carefully observed them one by one, and their height, measurements, appearance, skin, and muscle elasticity were carefully examined. Xiaoxue heard the sound of swallowing saliva like the bandit boss again, her heart was full of disgust, and her body was sick to her stomach and almost vomited. She glared viciously at every pair of eyes that searched and searched for her, and she slapped every hand that came close to her body. Xiaoxue heard someone in the audience shouting "No. 160" and "No. 160...... She made up her mind that she would definitely give the stone 160 slaps after stepping down. I won't stop if I don't beat him into a pig's head.
The results of the preliminary round came down, Xiaoxue was sent back to the audience, and the orangutan brother was stunned, he felt that Xiaoxue could at least go to the rematch. However, when the stone received 160 slaps and was beaten into a pig's head, the beauty who entered the semi-finals took the stage. The orangutan brother froze, and his eyes turned into love. If Xiaoxue hadn't closed his mouth with a fist, it is estimated that he would not have woken up with flies crawling all over his mouth.
Xiaoxue was so angry that she didn't even enter the top 20, and dragged one person and one orangutan away at the beginning of the semi-finals. Brother Stone and Orangutan were very unhappy, but they were forced by Xiaoxue's obscenity, so they could only obey obediently.
They comforted Xiaoxue that she was not dressed up, she was not dressed up enough, she was not dressed enough, and she did not let the judges take advantage of her, so she would definitely not get a good result. Xiaoxue felt that what they said was the truth, and her anger disappeared.
"The Living Buddha is really happy, if only we were the Living Buddha. After they checked into the hotel, they closed the door, and the orangutan brother sighed.