Chapter 246: Toilet Teleportation Array?

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Zheng Xian said: "This is called bluffing, if it weren't for that, he wouldn't admit it, and you wouldn't be able to check it out, when would the matter be over." ”

Ye Hui didn't die, opened his eyes, and pointed at Zheng Xian: "You kid, it turns out that I fell for your trick." ”

Zheng Xiandao: "You are too bold, you dare to run over to hang the sacrifice after killing someone, you don't even take us seriously, tell us now, who is your deity and where is he?"

"Stupid, do you think I'm going to tell you, you won't be complacent for too long, you deserve to die, your disciples deserve to die, I'll kill you all one by one, hahaha!" Ye Hui suddenly laughed.

"Boy, you're really arrogant, usually such an arrogant person, I'll feed him with poop. Zheng Xian was even more arrogant.

With a bang, Ye Hui suddenly exploded, and flesh and blood spurted to the ground.

He died, and there was no proof of his death, and it was impossible to know who the deity was.

After this little episode ended, the succession meeting continued, and the lord of Mulan Valley asked the monks to re-enter the main hall, but these monks were afraid of being trapped by the formation again, and they all said that the weather was good today, so they would simply eat in the courtyard.

was tricked by Zheng Xian, it is impossible for these people to have no resentment in their hearts, but Zheng Xian did this for everyone, and they could only use this method to embarrass Zheng Xian.

Zheng Xian didn't care, seeing that they didn't want to come in, he really put the banquet in the courtyard, and everyone ate and drank again.

Zheng Xian said: "Everyone, our Haotian Sect has an alliance with the Hundred Flowers Valley, although the Lord of the Hundred Flowers Valley is immortal, but our alliance remains unchanged, the matter of the Hundred Flowers Valley is the matter of our Haotian Sect, if someone dares to offend the Hundred Flowers Valley in the future, our Haotian Sect will definitely not stand idly by." ”

The words were full of threats, but everyone had just seen Zheng Xian's strength, and no one dared to say anything, so they could only pretend not to hear it.

At this time, Lu Xiang came over and said: "Master, seniors, the juniors have something good to show you, I hope you don't shirk." ”

Zheng Xian slapped the table and said, "Oh, your things are finally done, then I want to take a look, fellow Daoists, my apprentice has finally made something, I believe you will not lose face." ”

"Of course, of course. The crowd nodded, and they all stood up.

Lu Xiang led the way in front, Zheng Xian led the others behind, and when he arrived at the side of the main hall, he saw something standing here, and a big cloth was draped outside.

"What is this?" Zheng Xian looked at this thing and didn't know it clearly.

Lu Xiang walked over, grabbed the big cloth draped outside, and pulled it out, and the big cloth outside was torn off, revealing a thing inside.

The head of the Tianchi Sect looked at it for a long time, and said unhappily: "Zheng Daoyou, we admit that you have done us a great favor this time, but you can't let us come to see a latrine, right?"

"Thatched toilet?" Zheng Xian heard this, and looked at this thing carefully, a small house is enough to accommodate one person, and a small door next to it is really a bit like the kind of homemade thatched toilet in the village.

Zheng Xian was also a little strange in his heart, and Lu Xiang actually built a thatched toilet, but he always guarded his shortcomings, so he could only say: "The head of the house doesn't know anything, the female cultivators in the Valley of Hundred Flowers are advanced in cultivation, and they can soon reach the realm of not eating, if they don't eat, of course, they don't need to, so there is no thatched toilet here, but today you have all the heads of the house, if you don't prepare the thatched toilet, then if someone can't help it, then it will be ugly, so the apprentice made this thing out." ”

After speaking, he made a gesture and said: "Ah, the head of Tianchi can be the first to give it a try, our Haotian Sect is definitely a good thing, it must be comfortable, simple, maybe there is a fragrance." ”

Everyone was dumbfounded, they had seen the short-term protection, but they had never seen the short-term protection to this extent, and there was no bottom line at all.

Lu Xiang's face turned red, and she walked over and said, "Ah, Master, what are you talking about, this is not a latrine, it's a teleportation array." ”

"Teleportation array?" Zheng Xian looked at the thing carefully, how did it look like a latrine, and said: "Ah, you have done a very good job with this teleportation array, and it is convenient by the way when teleporting, very good, very good." ”

Lu Xiang said: "Master, this is really a teleportation array, which can teleport people between Xiaoxi Village and Baihua Valley, so that if someone is unfavorable to Baihua Valley, then we can immediately send someone to help." ”

"Well, it's a good thing. The monks looked at each other, and they all nodded in approval, they were here to disadvantage the Hundred Flowers Valley this time, and now that the Hundred Flowers Valley has such a hard backstage, it seems that they have no choice but to give up this plan.

Zheng first patted the head of Tianchi and said, "Master, why don't you try this teleportation array?"

The head of Tianchi hurriedly shook his head like a wave drum, and said, "Since it was made by a master disciple, it must not be any better, so there is no need to try." ”

After what happened just now, the head of Tianchi was afraid of Zheng Xian, this kid is very ghostly, if he is teleported to a certain place and imprisoned again, then he will be called Tiantian, and the earth will be silent.

The other monks also had this idea, seeing that Zheng Xian's actions were often unexpected, and it would be boring to really teleport to some village and be severely beaten by Zheng Xian's people.

Zheng Xian said: "Since you don't want to try, let's go back to drinking." ”

Everyone ate until midnight, and then the masters of each faction said goodbye to the Lord of Mulan Valley and returned to their respective factions.

"It's time for us to go back, it just so happens that the teleportation array hasn't been used, so I'll be the first to give it a try. Zheng Xiandao.

Lu Xiang said: "Master, that teleportation array can't be used." ”

"Ah, why, there won't be no spirit stones, it doesn't matter, we don't have anything else in Xiaoxi Village, there are spirit stones. Zheng Xian waved his hand indifferently.

Lu Xiang said: "Master, this teleportation array is set up to scare those masters of various factions, and it is not a teleportation array at all. ”

Zheng Xian didn't understand it at first, but after thinking for a while, he thought clearly, and said, "You girl is so bold now that even the master dares to play, doesn't you?"

Lu Xiang grinned and said: "Master, I really wanted to set up a teleportation array just now, but if that's really the case, both sides will move around at will, this side is female cultivators, and most of us are male cultivators, come and go, if something bad happens, wouldn't it be self-defeating, so the disciple changed his mind and asked the master to forgive him." ”

Zheng Xian thought about it, men and women often move around, and it is inevitable that something will happen, so he nodded and said: "You also mean well, I won't blame you this time, but don't mess around like this in the future, if someone really wants to try the teleportation array at that time, wouldn't it be revealing?"

Speaking of this, he looked at the teleportation array again: "This is really a bit like a thatched toilet, you might as well really change it into a thatched toilet, which can be regarded as a congratulatory gift from our Xiaoxi Village to the Lord of Mulan Valley." ”

The matter was over, and the three of them returned to Xiaoxi Village, but as soon as they arrived in Xiaoxi Village, they received a summons from Jiuyuanzi, asking Zheng Xian to come to the headquarters of the Xiuzhen Alliance as soon as possible.

There was no way, Zheng Xian could only leave overnight and go to the headquarters of the Xiuzhen Alliance, and finally arrived at dawn the next day.

"Elder Jiuyuan, what is the matter that you are in such a hurry to call me back?" Zheng Xian said with some dissatisfaction.

Jiu Yuanzi handed over a jade slip, and Zheng Xian looked at it, it turned out to be a battle report sent by the old man Qiankun, but the content inside was very amazing.

According to the old man of Qiankun, their Qiankun Chamber of Commerce's station on the seaside was suddenly attacked and suffered heavy losses, and later after many inquiries, they learned that it was actually a monk from the Haidong Immortal Cultivation Realm who attacked them.

The Haidong Immortal Cultivation Alliance can actually fly across the East China Sea to attack them, and this time it is not only the Haidong Immortal Cultivation Realm, it is said that this time it is Haidong and the North, the two major Immortal Cultivation Realms launched together, joining forces to destroy their Haixi Immortal Cultivation Realm.

When the old man of Qiankun got the news, he immediately and decisively ordered the Qiankun Chamber of Commerce to stop the attack on the Haixi Xiuzhen Alliance, and sent an invitation to Jiu Yuanzi, wanting to invite him to come to the Qiankun Chamber of Commerce to discuss how to deal with the matter of the Haidong Immortal Cultivation Realm.

Stopping the war with the Qiankun Chamber of Commerce was originally a big deal, and it required Jiu Yuanzi, the Immortal Boy, and the Hundred Flowers Valley Lord to make a decision together, but now that the Hundred Flowers Valley Lord is dead, the Immortal Boy has been put into the secret realm, so Jiu Yuanzi thought of Zheng Xian, which is why Zheng Qian came.

Zheng Xian knew that this matter was actually caused by him, and he was a little ashamed in his heart, and said: "Senior Jiuyuanzi, it's good that these things are decided by yourself, I don't have any opinions, but the old man of Qiankun is insidious and cunning, in order to prevent him from setting up an ambush at the venue, we'd better bring more people there." ”

Jiu Yuanzi said: "I'm not worried about this matter, now that the enemy is current, the old ghost doesn't dare to make any demon moths come out, but this time the east and the north join forces, and the difference in strength on our side is too great, I know that Daoyou and the South China Sea Demon Gate have some friendship, I don't know if Daoyou can ask them to help?"

Zheng Xian pursed his lips when he heard this, and said in his heart that he was going to beat and kill him last time because of this incident, but now he wants him to ask other people's demon sects for help, this Jiuyuanzi is too shameless.

But this matter was caused by him, and he couldn't shirk it, and said: "It's related to the survival of the Haixi Cultivation Realm, if Zheng dares not to do his best, I will send them a summons and ask them to send someone over." ”

Jiu Yuanzi was waiting for this sentence, and said, "Okay, then there will be Lao Zheng Daoyou."

Zheng Xian did not hesitate, and immediately sent a messenger, asking Bi Kong to come over in person.

Then Jiu Yuanzi took Zheng Xian and teleported directly to the Qiankun Chamber of Commerce, the old man of Qiankun heard that they were coming, and personally came out to greet them, it seems that this old guy is really in a hurry.

This matter was related to the survival of the entire Haixi Immortal Cultivation Realm, and the monks of the two sides quickly reached an agreement to stop the war between the two sides and unanimously deal with the Haidong Immortal Cultivation Realm. (To be continued.) )