Chapter Seventy-Seven: Impersonating Lin Lingsu

"We came full circle. The crowd exclaimed in unison.

Everyone wants to blame black and white for impermanence: "How did you lead the way, whether it was escaping from the desert or looking for Zhang Dancheng, walking in circles like this has no meaning at all, it can only be a waste of energy." ”

But no one dares to talk to black and white impermanence like this, after all, the two sides are not at the same level, and if they don't talk too much, it will be terrible to arrest themselves first.

Only Zhou Kang had the courage to ask: "Two ghosts, may I ask, which direction should we go next?"

White impermanence looked at black impermanence, black impermanence looked at white impermanence again, and both of them had no idea.

In the end, Bai Wuchang smiled and said, "Let's turn left and leave our footprints." ”

Black Impermanence grimaced and said, "Yes, you don't have to go around in circles." ”

Han Jiangliu and the other four people all felt disheartened, but in addition to being disappointed, they suddenly came up with an idea: that is, now they are walking together with black and white impermanence, if they get lost, or other dangers occur, and their lives are threatened, will they die? If they die, who will arrest them and go to the underworld, do the two brothers of black and white impermanence have the face to arrest us?

Thinking of this question, everyone couldn't help but laugh dumbly.

Thinking about it, the road still had to go on, and after walking for a while, Han Jiangliu couldn't support it at first, he fell to the ground, his face was sallow, his lips were chapped, his face was covered with dust, and his consciousness was no longer clear.

Jing Xiaoxian pounced, Huaizhong and Zhou Kang also pounced, and asked, "Brother Han, Han Jiangliu, what's wrong with you, it's okay again, hold on a little longer." ”

Han Jiangliu repeated one word after another: "Water, water, water." If he had been sane, he would never have made such extravagant demands on his companions.

Everyone, you look at me, I look at you, and I don't know what to do.

Huaizhong stepped forward, relying on his tall and burly figure, put Han Jiangliu on his back, and staggered forward. Originally, it was already very laborious to walk alone, but now I have to carry another person on my back, and the difficulty can be imagined.

Black and white impermanence looked back, looking at this tragic scene, and both of them felt very sorry. Especially the black impermanence, he said: "Alas, it's all because we didn't get things done well, so we got it like this." ”

Bai Wuchang said, "Yes. ”

The fact that the two ghosts were able to take the initiative to admit their mistakes made several people feel a little incredible, and since they admitted their mistakes, they would not blame them.

Zhou Kang said: "Then you two should think of a way! If you continue walking, are you a little too tired to take the four of us into the underworld at once?"

The sun is about to come out and the hot day will begin again.

Hei Wuchang looked at Bai Wuchang and said, "Seventh brother, I think now we have to go back and move the rescuers." ”

Bai Wuchang understands the meaning of black impermanence, and black impermanence means that he wants the two brothers to return to the underworld and find Lord Yama to rescue the soldiers, the reason is of course very simple, just say that the old Taoist priest Zhang Dancheng is too powerful, he already has a half-immortal body, and he is not bound by the two brothers of black and white impermanence.

Bai Wuchang thought about it, and went back to move the rescuers for this reason, of course, but it was a bit too embarrassing, the two brothers had been doing a good job, if they messed up this time, what if they were punished, the good image they had always had would be affected.

Bai Wuchang said, "No, then Lord Yama will look down on us." ”

Hei Wuchang thought about it too, and said, "Then there is only one hard side." ”

The two of them made up their minds, Bai Wuchang turned around and said to Zhou Kang and the others: "Let's take a look again, maybe hope is ahead, take one more step, how do you know how exciting the future is." ”

Zhou Kang almost wanted to spit out and scolded them: "Wonderful your uncle." "But the mouth is really dry, and if there is really a mouthful of spit, it is really reluctant to go out.

After holding on for a while, it was already three poles in the sun, the sun's rays were even more dazzling and scorching, Huaizhong was carrying Han Jiangliu on his back, and he was about to be unable to hold on, he was still gritting his teeth and standing up. Zhou Kang wanted to take his place, but he refused.

At this moment of life and death, two green plants suddenly appeared in front of them, and when they got closer, they were two cacti, one large and one small, and the big cactus shaded the small cactus, standing in the middle of the beach for thousands of miles.

Cacti are extremely drought tolerant and occasionally survive in deserts.

Seeing the two cacti, the excitement of the four people and the two ghosts was indescribable, as if they had obtained a treasure.

Black and white impermanence rushed forward first, uprooted the big cactus, and were about to fight to send it to their mouths. Zhou Kang couldn't bear it anymore and shouted angrily: "You two, put it down." ”

The two ghosts of black and white impermanence were taken aback, they never thought that an ordinary person would dare to lose such a temper with themselves.

The white face and the black bitter face faced Zhou Kang at the same time, and the chains hanging from the waists of the two people rattled, if the two of them put the chains on Zhou Kang's neck, then Zhou Kang was about to return to the underworld and be reincarnated.

But Black Impermanence and White Impermanence didn't do this, maybe they also felt that their approach was a bit too much, so they obediently handed the cactus to Zhou Kang, Zhou Kang took the cactus, and asked Huaizhong to put Han Jiangliu on the ground.

After Huaizhong put Han Jiangliu on the ground, he immediately fell down, and it was difficult to get up for a long time.

Zhou Kang then divided the cactus into three equal portions, and Han Jiangliu and Zhou Kang each ate one portion. The remaining portion was eaten equally by Zhou Kang, Jing Xiaoxian, Black Impermanence, and White Impermanence.

In the vast desert, it is not easy to encounter a little green, they don't think about whether this cactus is poisonous or not, even if it is poisonous, what can it be, it's just an hour early.

Fortunately, this cactus is not poisonous, and it is juicy and thick to chew, which is very thirst-quenching.

After eating this big cactus, everyone still felt unsatisfied, so Zhou Kang walked over again, wanting to pull up the little cactus, he stretched out his hands, carefully avoided the thorns on the cactus, pulled it hard, pulled it out, and then forced, the cactus seemed to flick, and Zhou Kang played a heel.

Zhou Kang shook the sand on his body, stood up again, and said, "Hell." "Thinking about it again, it's really a ghost, isn't there two ghosts watching next to this?

Zhou Kang said to Black Impermanence and White Impermanence: "Two ghosts, you come over and help." ”

Although the two of them felt that it would be a bit embarrassing to agree to an ordinary person's request so casually, if they didn't help, they would be too stubborn and unapproachable, so after thinking about it for a while, they decided to help. The two walked over, stood behind Zhou Kang, hugged Zhou Kang's waist, and helped him pull the little cactus together.

Han Jiangliu and Huaizhong were extremely weak and couldn't move.

Jing Xiaoxian came over and also helped Zhou Kang pull together, but he still couldn't drag the little cactus off the ground.

Bai Wuchang said: "Why do we have to drag him out persistently, just lie down and gnaw on it?"

As he spoke, he let go of the arms holding Zhou Kang and leaned over, wanting to reach out and bite the little cactus.

When Bai Wuchang's mouth was still a few inches away from the little cactus, the little cactus suddenly moved again, and just in front of the tip of Bai Wuchang's nose, Bai Wuchang could see it clearly, and the little cactus seemed to open its eyes and blink at it twice.

Bai Wuchang was so frightened that he sat on the ground and screamed: "Eighth brother, eighth brother, look, what's going on?"

Hei Wuchang asked, "What's the matter, Brother Seven?"

Bai Wuchang said: "Cactus, it, it, it lives!"

Black impermanence said: "Of course it is alive, if it is dead, it can't be so green." ”

Bai Wuchang said: "No, no, he was blinking his eyes just now, and I can see it clearly." ”

At the same time, Zhou Kang, who was holding a small cactus in both hands, also felt that this cactus had obvious signs of thumping, just like a person's heartbeat and pulse.

Zhou Kang let go of his hands and saw that the color of the green cactus was quietly changing, from green to transparent, and then gradually to skin color.

Could it be that this cactus is about to become a sperm?

Just as they were thinking this, the little cactus suddenly grew bigger and bigger, and grew longer and longer, and slowly became about the height of a person.

As soon as everyone saw a flower, the little cactus suddenly turned into a person, an old Taoist priest with a pale face, a Taoist robe, holding a whisk in his hand, and a beard under his chin that was more than a foot long, looking like a fairy wind and bones, but his smile was a little obscene, mixed with a little insidious.

The old Taoist priest shook off the dust and said, "Poor Dao is polite here, Ji Shou, Ji Shou." ”

Zhou Kang returned the gift.

Black Impermanence and White Impermanence were overjoyed, and said, "Zhang Dancheng, I finally found you, it turns out that you are hiding here!" Saying that, the two people took off the iron chain around their waists and prepared to put on Zhang Dancheng's neck.

The old Taoist priest shook his head again and again, and said: "You recognize the wrong person, the poor road is not Zhang Dancheng, the poor road surname is Lin, called Lin Lingsu, is the national teacher of the Great Song Dynasty, lives in Bianliang City, Tokyo, travels here, here to enjoy the cool, I have never seen Zhang Dancheng, and I don't know who he is, if you want to arrest him, you should go elsewhere to find it." ”

Black and white impermanence said: "It won't be wrong, you are Zhang Dancheng, our two brothers have been arrested for hundreds of years, can we still make mistakes, our work will not be wrong." ”

The old Taoist priest shook his head with a smile and said: "A wise man must make a mistake in a thousand thoughts, and the prince of Yama will forgive you for occasional mistakes in your work, don't worry too much, I am very familiar with him, and I can say a few good words for you." ”

In this way, the black and white impermanence of the words are drawn in the heart, is it really wrong? There are many Taoist priests in the world, and I don't know how many, maybe he is really not Zhang Dancheng.