In the city of Wuxi, there is an old shop called Xiaoyang Inn. The furnishings in the store are old and dirty, the food is either too salty or too light, the boss Xiao Yang has been a stinky temper since he was young, and now he has become Lao Yang, and the anger has not gone down at all, and everyone looks like he owes him money all day long. Although such an inn is open on a traffic artery, it is normal for business to be bad. Today, however, three out of 16 rooms were rented out:

First there was a couple of twenty or thirty years old, the man was dark-skinned and tall, the woman was plain-looking, but her skin was white and tender like goat's milk, then there was a young master and servant, the son was thin and small, and the servant behind was black and strong, and finally there was a pair of master and servant, a middle-aged merchant of medium stature, whose hair was scattered to cover his ears, but his eyes were round and large, and he was followed by a masked maid, who seemed to be still shivering, and wondered if his clothes were too thin.

After receiving these three waves of people and guests in disregard, Lao Yang estimated that there would be no more business today, so he closed the courtyard door and went to bed early. Not long after, the lights in the three rooms of the inn were extinguished one by one.

In the middle of the moon, when the night was silent, the guests of the three rooms felt a vibration on the bed boards. Lifting the bed board, revealing a narrow dark passage, the six of them all walked down with confidence and boldness, and finally entered a brightly lit underground secret room.

Seeing the six people coming, the shopkeeper Lao Yang, who is the white sheep in the twelve stars, couldn't wait to ask: "What's the matter, is it done? Why doesn't the monk see anyone?"

"What a fart!" Finally, the merchant who stayed at the hotel lifted a wig cover from his head, revealing a pair of long and pointed ears, with two large round eyes, like a huge rabbit, he stretched his waist, and the whole person Kerala grew more than a foot, he scolded: "At the last moment, Lu Zhongyuan came out of nowhere, and stabbed me away with a sword!" -- this person is the assassin hiding in the willow tree, the rabbit who is the best rabbit in the world, and the famous medicine master.

The husband of the couple, Bai Shanjun, the sedan chair man with two knives, sneered: "If you hadn't been grinding, you would have picked off Nangong Kid's head a long time ago, and Lu Zhongyuan could only collect his body when he came!"

Bai Shanjun's wife, Ma, the tiger wife, and the moon, is also the previous fake bride, and couldn't help but speak for Hu Yaoshi: "It's no wonder that Lao Hu, he is also cautious, and besides, the timing of his shot is really wonderful, who would have expected that Lu Zhongyuan, who had retired, would actually appear again." ”

Pharmacist Hu smiled happily, reached out to Mrs. Mama's hand, and said that my sister-in-law still felt sorry for me. Madame Bai twitched her hand and didn't let him hold it, but she tossed it lightly, making Yao Shi Hu so happy that his bones were a few taels.

Bai Shanjun was furious, stood up in front of Mrs. Bai, and scolded: "You old rabbit, look at my wife again, Lao Tzu gouged out your red eyes!"

Yao Shi Hu was not afraid of him, snorted, and said I will be afraid of you? You still want to think about how to explain to Boss Wei! That monk is the person he told him not to lose, but he lost it in your hands, and now I am afraid that he has been captured by Lu Zhongyuan and returned to Nangong Mansion!

"Grass!" Bai Shanjun was angry when he mentioned this stubble, "That thief is crazy by himself, can I stop him?" I turned around and went back to save him, but he kicked him, and my lower abdomen still hurts faintly!"

The triangular eye of the groom's official - the snake in the twelve stars, called the deer eater, and also known as the blue snake god monarch, said gloomily: "Anyway, what is the origin of that monk, why is Boss Wei so concerned about him?"

The tallest sedan chair man, the scalper, transporting grain, echoed angrily: "Exactly, exactly, the third child, you are the closest to Boss Wei, so how about you come and hear it?"

Bai Shanjun was irritable for a while, if Ding Yu was really Wei Wuya's person, he was not afraid to say it, but the monk was Nanping Longjun's person, thinking of her methods, where did he dare to say more, so he deduced that he didn't know, who wanted to know and ask Wei Lao.

Everyone was speechless for a moment. Bai Yang suddenly pointed to the maid beside Yao Shi Hu and asked, "Who is this woman?"

At this time, the maid had already taken off her veil, and it turned out to be one of Murong Shuang's two personal maids! It was because of her that Madame Bai was able to look like Murong Shuang at all, and it was also she who threw out the question of distinguishing between the real and fake brides at a critical time - in fact, the answer to the question was already familiar to Madame Ma, but it was Murong Shuang's usual temperament and informality, and it was easy to remember some details under nervousness, so she was able to use this method to mislead others, confuse the line of sight, and create convenience for Madame Bai.

Bai Shanjun casually said that this was Murong Shuang's personal maid. This time, the Yan family invited us to assassinate the only son of the Nangong family, and bought the maid next to his future wife with a lot of money. It's a very capable girl, clever and pretending, I want to get her into the twelve stars, it's a pity......

Madame Bai quit, she twisted Bai Shanjun, and said angrily: "You don't want to receive her to the Twelve Signs, you want to take her! Let's put it bluntly, you just think I'm old......" said with red eyes, as if she was about to cry. Bai Shanjun hurriedly coaxed her, but Pharmacist Hu next to him was adding to the chaos, saying that Bai Laosan dislikes you, and my Lao Hu doesn't dislike Yunyun. The maid felt that something was wrong, and she asked weakly, "Bai ...... Big brother, what did you just say is a pity, what is a pity?"

Before Bai Shanjun could answer, the maid suddenly felt a cold and slippery thing get through her neckline, so frightened that she almost jumped up, but was held down by a hand, she turned her head to look, but it was the Blue Snake Shenjun who stood behind him at some point, he smiled nervously, and said: "It's a pity that such a little girl who is like a flower and jade is about to die...... Don't move, Xiaoqing is the shyest, if you move too much, she might bite you!"

The maid looked down and saw a green snake the thickness of chopsticks coiled around her neck, with a triangular snake head facing her face, and the forked snake head kept swallowing. She was so shocked that she almost fainted on the spot, but she also knew that this was a matter of life and death, so she forced a smile and said: "Snake, Brother Snake, you are really joking, Jiang, Jianghu and Shangdu, they all know that the twelve stars, astrological trading is the fairest, never do that, eat, eat the family, eat the next family." ”

The Blue Snake Divine Monarch sighed faintly: "Little girl, you are right, our twelve stars are the most particular about thieves and have a way. It's a pity that it's the Yan family who is doing business with us, not you, they said that no matter whether it works out or not, we can't leave a tail, and we can't help it, right?"

"No! it can't be!" cried the maid hysterically, "they promise me......"

In the end, she didn't finish what she had promised, because Xiao Qing who was coiled around her neck didn't care, and neither did the Blue Snake Divine Monarch and the others.

Xiaoqing drank human blood to her heart's content, jumped back into the sleeve of the Blue Snake Divine Monarch, and revealed her tiny head from his neckline, and the Blue Snake Divine Monarch kissed her lovingly, saying that I was afraid of being recognized today, so I could only pull you here, I really wronged you......

Bai Shanjun and the others quietly took a step aside, away from this pervert, and Madam Bai said with disgust: "Old snake and little snake want to be affectionate, can you hide away, let's discuss business here!"

The Blue Snake Divine Monarch smiled, and took Xiaoqing to hide in the shadows that the oil lamp could not illuminate.

Bai Shanjun cleared his throat and said helplessly: "All in all, this time we planted a big fight, the people were not killed, the pill was not obtained, and the monk was lost." Now there is no other way, I will go back and report to Boss Wei first, and the others will stay for the time being, Lao Yang (sheep), you pay attention to inquire about the news. That's it, let's disperse!"