"Ahem...... That one...... You go on, you go on...... Don't worry about me......" was stared at by everyone, Zhang Xuanqing laughed again and again, in order to show that he really had no intention of provoking their attention, he quickly picked up the dish with chopsticks. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

Unexpectedly, Xu Shan heard him coughing, thought he had an itchy throat, and handed him a drink. Just halfway there, it happened to collide with the chopsticks he stretched out, clanged, fell off the table, and the drink inside spilled Xu Shan's chest.

Well, that's the disadvantage of having big breasts.

Zhang Xuanqing apologized again and again, and reached out to help the other party wipe it. Halfway through, I remembered that this part was really sensitive, and I retracted it again. At this time, a little girl ran over and held a handkerchief: "Sister, wipe it for you." ”

Xu Shan was about to reach out to pick it up, but Zhang Xuanqing took the handkerchief one step ahead of her, handed it to her again, and smiled at the little girl: "Thank you little beauty for the scarf." ”

"It's not a scarf, it's a silk scarf...... No, no, it's a handkerchief. "The little girl was the granddaughter of a guest sitting at a table next to her, and she was very cute, with two big eyes that twinkled as if she could speak.

Zhang Xuanqing smiled and teased her: "Oh, it's a silk scarf and handkerchief, I thought it was a tent." The kids are amazing, they know more than anything I know. ”

"Hmph, that's uncle, you are stupid, how can a handkerchief be such a small one. The tent was huge, big. The little girl wrinkled her nose cutely.

His grandfather coughed: "Yin Yin, don't be rude to your uncle." Turning his head to Zhang Xuanqing, he said: "Don't blame this little friend, Yin Yin is still young, and the child's words are unscrupulous......"

"No hindrance, no hindrance!" Zhang Xuanqing smiled and waved his hand, just as Xu Shan finished using the handkerchief, he took it and gave it back to the little girl: "Your name is Yin Yin?" Actually, I feel that the tent is better than the handkerchief, although it is inconvenient to carry, but it has a large area and a large place to wipe. Whether it's a woman or a girl, it's wonderful to go out with a tent!"

"What, whoever goes out with a tent can only use that thing at home. Yin Yin pouted, but Zhou Bangyan's eyes lit up next to her: "There is!"

"Hurry up!" In an instant, everyone's attention shifted to Zhou Bangyan again, looking forward to his next step.

But I saw Zhou Bangyan arching his hand at the young man: "Brother Tai, listen well, the next link is: The woman in the scarf account is good, and the girl is even better." ”

"Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful!"

"The ancient wood in front of the mountain stone and rock is dry, this wood is firewood, and the woman in the scarf account is good, and the girl is even better. It's wonderful!"

"Brother Zhou is talented, it's ridiculous that someone doesn't measure his own strength, the mantis arm is a car, and the mayfly regrets the tree, it's ridiculous!"

“......”

Most of the people present applauded almost at the same time, and Zhou Bangyan said modestly: "I don't deserve everyone's praise, and I have to thank Brother Zhang and this little friend, otherwise I can't remember this couplet." ”

"Yes, yes, thank you to this brother and Yin Yin. ”

"Old He, your granddaughter has made a great contribution today!"

He Lao is the little girl's grandfather, and his eyes narrowed into a slit with joy, but he waved his hand again and again: "What is Yin Yin's merit, just at the right time, just at the right time." If you want to take credit, it is this little friend who mentioned the scarf and the tent. ”

"Hmph!" In the congratulatory voices of everyone, the young man snorted coldly: "It's just a fluke to win a game, it's just luck, don't be in a hurry to be happy! ”

"Ah-didn't you say that there were mutual problems, why did he keep coming out by himself?" The little girl was still beside Zhang Xuanqing and didn't leave, and after listening to the young man's words, she innocently pulled Zhang Xuanqing and asked.

After a while, the hall burst into laughter: "Boy, what kind of literati do you still boast of, it's ridiculous that you are not even as good as a little girl!"

"I think he wants to stump Brother Bangyan too much, but it's a pity, it's a pity. ”

"Alas, fame and fortune, fame and fortune!"

The young man blushed suddenly, obviously it was his own fault, but he blamed the little girl, looking at the little girl's face full of anger.

Zhou Bangyan coughed lightly and said: "Don't argue, in my opinion, this brother is just in a hurry, not so serious." ”

"Then let him take the question back, Kunihiko, you out. ”

"That's right!"

"Boy, get it back. ”

"Even if you want to be famous, you shouldn't be so impatient!"

"Brother Bangyan, you hurry up. ”

"Get out, get out"

“......”

In the face of everyone's maintenance, Zhou Bangyan shook his head and said: "No need, since this brother is out, let's face it again." ”

It's not that he's sure of it, in fact he doesn't have a clue yet. The reason why he made such a decision was that he knew that since the other party was so arrogant, he must have arrogant capital. If he casually makes a couplet, the other party will easily face it, and then he will have to face this couplet, and then he will seem to be timid. It's better to answer the other party again, but if the other party wants a little face, he won't be stubborn anymore.

After Zhou Bangyan finished speaking, he fell into deep thought, and the rest of them waited with bated breath. The young man didn't speak at this time, and sat in his position expressionlessly, not knowing, thinking that he was here to ask for a debt.

The little girl was still at Zhang Xuanqing's feet, looked back, and saw that her grandfather was also paying attention to the uncle named Bangyan, and she didn't look at herself. She blinked her eyes wide, pointed at Zhang Xuanqing, and said to him, "Uncle, can you help me take down the bottle on the wall and take a look?" Thank you, uncle. ”

The wall behind Zhang Xuanqing was a decorative wall, with several lattices resembling bookshelves, and various porcelains on them. The little girl was referring to a blue vase, delicate and beautiful.

got up and took down the bottle and handed it to the little girl, Zhang Xuanqing praised the little girl for her cleverness in her heart, and didn't give him a chance to refuse at all, and said thank you directly. You must know that this bottle is not his, he must not be good at taking it, if the little girl didn't gag him with thank you so early, he must have taught the little girl that it is not right to take other people's things indiscriminately.

When she took the bottle, the little girl's eyes lit up and she drooled as she looked at the bottle. Zhang Xuanqing couldn't help but be surprised: "Yin Yin, are you hungry? There are no sugar cubes in this bottle." ”

"Uncle stupid, who is greedy, you are greedy. The little girl actually gave him a roll of the eyes, and then continued to hold the bottle and drool: "Grandpa just told me that this is an enamel glazed cloisonne ancient bottle, and it must be from the Tang Dynasty at the latest, and it is worth a lot of money." ”

"Isn't it just a bottle, worth a few big people. Zhang Xuanqing continued to tease the other party, but he didn't expect that the bottle in the restaurant turned out to be an antique. Unexpectedly, the little girl's grandfather is still a fan of antiques.

Well, in fact, it is understandable, after all, literati.

The little girl didn't know how to tease, and said with a disgusted face: "What's not just a bottle, this is an ancient cloisonne bottle! Uncle Cloisonne !! stupid, he doesn't know anything about the goods." ”

"It's good, it's Jingtai's 'difficult', Jingtai's 'difficult' ancient bottle, it's worth it. Zhang Xuanqing had a "teachable" expression on his face, but deliberately read "cloisonne" as "cloisonne".

The little girl wrinkled her face: "It's cloisonné, blue blue, cloisonne bottle!"

Zhang Xuanqing's face was abrupt: "It turned out to be the 'man' of 'male color', Jingtai man, male bottle." ”

"No, it's blue!"

"Yes, man. ”

"Blue~~~"

"Male~~~"

"Oh, read it to me, Blue Bottle~"

"Okay, male bottle~"

"Blue Bottle!"

"Male bottle. ”

"Blue Bottle, Blue Bottle, Blue Bottle!"

"Male Bottle, Male Bottle, Male Bottle~"

"No, it's ......"

Syllable!

Suddenly, Zhou Bangyan slapped his thigh and shouted in surprise: "There is!"

What, naturally, it can't be a child, and everyone once again shifted their attention to him. (To be continued.) )