Chapter 59: The face is something outside the body, whether you want it or not

Jiang Feng organized the language in his heart, and then said generously, "Fairy Gu, he doesn't love you because you're not good, not because you're not beautiful, but because he has no vision."

"You mean you have a better vision than his"?

Li Mochou stared at Jiang Feng coldly, his eyes were like electricity, sharp as a sword, as if he was going to pierce his heart, making him feel cold all over his body, and weakly took two steps back, "If it were you, would you choose me, or choose He Yuanjun, the fox spirit",

Obviously, Li Mochou is angry about He Yuanjun snatching away her lover, even if she likes the new and hates the old, she also wants to compete for a high level, especially He Yuanjun spit on her, which makes her unbearable.

Jiang Feng was speechless for a while after hearing this, please, in my heart, you are the fox spirit, okay,

Jiang Feng's eyes were sincere, and he said, "If it were me, I would choose you without hesitation, but there is a world of difference between us, you are like a star in the sky, and I am just an earthly ...... Orangutans, who can only look up at your back forever, cannot walk side by side with you......",

Halfway through his words, Jiang Feng suddenly covered his eyes with his hands, lay on the ground and rolled over, his tone was exaggerated, and he said in pain, "Oops...... Fairy Gu, there is a holy light on you, and it hurts my eyes so much, oops...... My twenty-four-kilowatt titanium dog eyes were blinded by light",

Poof......

Jiang Feng's exaggerated acting skills are full of joy, this acting talent from the 21st century, so that the hard-hearted Li Mochou was also amused by his funny expression, and a charming smile was pursed at the corner of her lips, which made her face a little more delicate.

As for Lu Wushuang and Cheng Ying behind them, their faces were even darker, and they almost couldn't help kicking this shameless guy to death.

Dude, can you still be a little numb in the flesh?

Ahem...... Pretending to be b is just an instant, shamelessness is eternal,

Li Mochou smiled like a flower, his appearance was moving, his eyes were slightly narrowed like two symmetrical crescents, he was amused by Jiang Feng's expression, and he laughed breathlessly, "The person who dares to play treasure in front of me Li Mochou, you are still the first",

When Jiang Feng heard this, he jumped up from the ground, rubbed his palms, and said excitedly, "Sister Immortal, we hate to see each other late, we don't know each other, why don't we go to the restaurant for a big meal, and then talk at night with candles, and have an in-depth exchange in simple terms, how about it?"

Sneer......

Li Mochou's eyes narrowed slightly, his seductive water-cutting eyes stared at Jiang Feng, and said with a coquettish smile, "You are sloppy and unkempt, do you have the money to invite me to dinner?"

Jiang Feng was hooked by her coquettish smile and his heart was pounding, and he hurriedly shifted his gaze and didn't dare to look more, for fear that he would fall into it, he sat on the ground, took off his shoes, and took out a silver ticket worth ten taels from it, and then took out a delicate purse from his arms, shook it in front of his eyes, and said, "People can't look good, the sea can't fight, don't look at my sloppy clothes, I'm an authentic rich man",

Li Mochou glanced at the heavy purse in Jiang Feng's hand and the silver ticket in his hand, and said in surprise, "You little beggar, how can you have so much money?"

Jiang Feng couldn't help but get a little carried away, and said, "Beggars are not something that anyone can be, the most important thing to be a beggar is to have specialties and skills, some beggars are hungry and poor, and some beggars are rich and flowing, and they have big fish and meat every day, hehe...... I just belong to the second type",

Belch...... The money in his hand, except for the five taels of silver saved by begging along the street, all the rest was deceived from Guo Fu, after all, teaching her martial arts and hard work is also to charge some tuition, nutrition and the like. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info

Li Mochou chuckled, "Then what is your secret to being a beggar, and what are your specialties?"

Jiang Feng smiled and laughed, wrenching his fingers like a number of treasures, not ashamed, but proud, and said word by word, "Pit, blind, abduction, cheating, stealing ......"

Lu Wushuang and Cheng Ying behind him had strange faces, as if they wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, they had seen a lot of shameless people, but they had never seen such shameless people.

And Li Mochou confessed a lot, she sneered regardless of her image, "Aren't you afraid that I will make you poor with one meal"?

Jiang Feng waved his arm and said quite happily, "It's okay, it's a big deal to eat the overlord meal, I have a lot of experience in eating the overlord meal",

Although he said so, he was already smiling in his heart, if you dare to go to Yanyu Building with me for a big meal, you will be finished, now Guo Jing and Huang Rong live in Yanyu Building, as long as my brother shouts, they will definitely be able to hear it, when the time comes, hehe......

"Eat the overlord meal"? Li Mochou muttered with a stunned expression,

Jiang Feng craned his neck, looked proud, and showed off, "Sister Immortal, look at your blank expression, you know that you have never eaten an overlord meal, you must know that a life without an overlord meal is not a complete life, of course, eating an overlord meal is also very knowledgeable, under normal circumstances, there are three ways, you can get out of the whole body",

Li Mochou seemed to be coaxed by his unexpected behavior, and a childlike playfulness swelled up, and a strange curiosity actually appeared in his cold eyes, "What are the methods"?

Jiang Feng raised a finger, "The first method is commonly known as the fly method, which is to catch a fly and throw it in the dish or soup after eating, and then take the opportunity to make trouble, framing the dish for being unclean, if you meet a weak boss, you can also kick your nose in the face, and take the opportunity to blackmail, this is the simplest and most practical method",

Lu Wushuang and Cheng Ying, who were behind them, seemed to think of an extra fly in the meal, and suddenly felt sick to their stomachs, glaring at Jiang Feng angrily, this method was disgusting,

Li Mochou smiled, "What if there are no flies in the inn?"

Jiang Feng said indifferently, "Then just find a bed bug, cockroach, or bring a black thing from the outside and put it in your pocket, if it doesn't work, just rub a piece of sludge from yourself in case you need it."

Li Mochou was obviously disgusted by Jiang Feng, and there was a look of disgust on his face, and when he looked at Jiang Feng again, he couldn't help but look at him a few more times, wanting to see how much this guy hadn't taken a bath for a few years, otherwise why could he rub a piece of sludge out of his body???

"What are the second and third kinds?" Li Mochou asked again,

Jiang Feng raised his second finger and said, "The second method is to claim that the wine and food are unpalatable after eating, and take the opportunity to make trouble, but this method must have a premise, that is, it is big-shouldered and round-waisted, and it is extremely vicious, so that people can know at a glance that it is not easy to mess with, and in this case, the owner of the inn will most likely settle down and calm people......

Speaking of this, he sighed and put on a pretentious smile, but his face was full of disappointment, "It's a pity that I have a good demeanor, extraordinary instruments, people love me, and flowers bloom, even if I want to eat overlord meals in this way, I will be directly ignored by others, hey...... Being too handsome is also a kind of irritability, and no matter how unreasonable I am, I will be laughed at by others."