Chapter 396: Ye Xing's idiot
The news of the Five Dragons Diagram did not cause an uproar in the martial arts world, and all those who knew kept silent, tacitly preparing to compete with each other, and those who did not know were still kept in the dark, and this mentality made Heishui Pavilion make a lot of money. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
Ye Liu wanders around Hanyezhuang every day, and he comes to the Qinglou to take two turns, and when he is hungry, Han Tongwen's craftsmanship is rare in the world, and life is not beautiful. Several times I saw Han Tongwen wrap some broken weeds into a stick with brown paper, and then put it in his mouth and lit it with a look of enjoyment, Han Tongwen said that it was a cigarette, and he didn't ask for it several times, and this time it didn't work even if he was dead skin.
Han Tongwen took a cigarette in his mouth, took a beautiful puff, and spit out a smoke ring in his mouth, Ye Liu also sniffed it specifically, which was very choking, but looking at Han Tongwen's expression of enjoyment, he came over again, this smoking posture is simply handsome, if he goes to the Qinglou, he will definitely attract many girls, but Han Tongwen doesn't look at him without looking at him.
"Don't you want to be so stingy," Ye Liu complained.
"This is not called stinginess, good steel is used on the blade, you don't know anything about what to smoke," Han Tongwen said disdainfully.
"If you let me try it, won't I understand?"
"Impossible, you don't have this thought, I don't have much, smoke one less one!" Han Tongwen Meimei enjoyed the fun brought by cigarette rolls, just planted tobacco seeds a few days ago, hoping to take root and sprout, only the tobacco you grow can have endless cigarette rolls!
"Don't forget it, won't I take it myself, next time I remember to hide something, change two more places, don't always put it on the beam, I ask you that is to give you face, you are not ashamed" Ye Liu took one out of his arms and put it on his mouth as if he was juggling.
"You steal Lao Tzu's things," Han Tongwen scolded angrily.
"Who made you so stingy, and you didn't want to ask for it so many times"
Ye Liu's hand snapped his fingers, and the fire spiritual power instantly ignited the cigarette, Han Tongwen looked at Ye Liu, the fire spiritual power can also be used like this? Ye Liu closed his eyes, took a puff in the same way as Han Tongwen, and hissed...
"Ahem, ahem... cough, cough, cough.." Ye Liu's face was red from the smoke, his neck was thick, and tears flowed out of his eyes.
"I told you that you can't enjoy this kind of fun, so you can't go to your Qinglou to learn what to smoke."
Han Tongwen was just about to take a mouthful, when a white shadow flickered in front of his eyes, extremely fast, and when he reacted, the eyes in his mouth were gone.
"That bastard snatched Lao Tzu's things," he scolded when he opened his mouth.
When I turned my head, there was a man with extraordinary bearing standing on the roof, who was holding Han Tongwen's cigarette and looking at it. You can grab anything, this cigarette is extremely precious, he only has a few dozen, and he smokes one less than one. Today, Qin Zisang was driven crazy by Qi Lintong who was hanging his throat on the edge of the Bahe River, and he was in a happy mood when he saw Qin Zisang angry, and wanted to celebrate, otherwise he would definitely not smoke. The cigarette in his mouth was snatched by someone, which is unbearable.
Han Tongwen walked towards the person on the roof, Ye Liu looked at the person with wide eyes, the cigarette fell to his arm and burned, Ye Liu shouted and put it back in his mouth. Han Tongwen's moves are exquisite, but the speed is always slow, and the man is half a beat, and one claw grabs the cigarette in the man's hand, and the man's footsteps shrink and easily dodge. The dragon claw's hand was fierce and subtle, and the man's move was very fast, and the man jumped up in an instant with a sigh, dodging a claw that grabbed him at the waist. Seeing that Han Tongwen was teased, this person learned from Ye Liu in a good way, put the cigarette in his mouth and hissed, the end was exactly the same as Ye Liu, no matter how high his kung fu was, he couldn't stop the smell of this smoke. Han Tongwen seized the time, carved an elbow into the man's abdomen, snatched the cigarette back, and punched him in the chest, a set of dragon claw hands. Han Tong Wenzhi proudly put the cigarette in his mouth and took two puffs, he won, he won because he was an old smoking gun!
"Grab cigarettes with me at my house, bastard" Han Tongwen also scolded.
Ye Liu watched Han Tongwen beat the man fatly, the cigarette in his mouth fell again, and the spark burned on his hand, and he screamed.
"You actually beat him..."Ye Liu said incredulously.
"Who am I, this is Hanye Village, my family, how can I rob my things without beating him?"
"The kid still has some means."
Han Tongwen was shocked, no one had ever been able to recover so quickly from the dragon claw hand, and when he looked back, he saw that the man was patting the dust on his clothes.
"You are still the first person who beat me up, I have never beaten me like this" This person had a gloomy smile on his face, but it disappeared in a blink of an eye, and he put his arm around Han Tongwen's shoulder, so that Han Tongwen couldn't react to what the hell this was.
"Not bad, yes, worthy of my nephew's good friend, he does have some ability"
"Your nephew?"
"I've seen the second uncle..."
Ye Liu saluted this person, Ye Xingfu pulled out the cigarette in Han Tongwen's mouth and took two puffs, this tobacco was very strong, Ye Xingfu washed more and more, and it was gone in three or two puffs.
"It's really a good thing, is there any, give me a little more. ”
"I've seen the second uncle, I don't have much, just a few, but next year when I plant it, I can honor you a little older"
Ye Liu's elders are also his elders, Han Tongwen often heard from Ye Liu's mouth that his second uncle Ye Xing is crazy, he is strong, known as Ye Crazy, and the consequences of angering him are extremely serious, thinking that he just beat a madman, Han Tongwen couldn't help but shudder.
"Second uncle, why don't you come here at the Beauty Thirteenth Pavilion?"
"Beauty Thirteen Pavilion? I will be angry as soon as you say it, I have long heard that there was a stunning top brand Mingyu in the Beauty Thirteen Pavilion before, I came all the way from Yangzhou, and when I arrived here, I actually told me that Mingyu was gone? I was so angry that Ye Xingfu said angrily.
"And then..."
"Then, since I'm on fire, of course I have to find a few people who are on fire," Ye Xingfu said seemed to make a lot of sense
"I actually found a very good kung fu" Ye Xingluo had a smile on his face that you understand, "Ye Liu, do you want me to take you to see and see"
Han Tongwen now understands that the virtue of being lustful can also be inherited.
"No need Second Uncle, I believe that there is no woman in the Thirteenth Hall of Beauty that Ye Liu has not seen." Han Tongwen said
"Okay, you kid" Ye Xingfu finished smoking the cigarette he snatched from Han Tongwen, and after he finished smoking, he pulled Ye Liu's cigarette out with his hand.
Looking at Ye Xing's old and relieved look, Han Tongwen felt that he couldn't talk anymore with a big and a small pair of hooligans.
"You haven't said what you're doing yet," Ye Liu asked.
"I've assigned you a task," Speaking of business, Ye Xingzhi was finally a little more serious.
"Give me a task?
"I just came back from the Black Water Pavilion and got a terrible news, the Five Dragons Diagram appeared"
"Where is the Five Dragons" Han Tongwen and Ye Liu looked surprised, there has been no such news in the Tang Dynasty martial arts world in recent decades.
"It cost me four thousand taels of silver to ask about the whereabouts from the old bastard who knows everything, a barren valley eight hundred miles south of Chang'an City, there is a tomb in it, and the owner of the tomb is Zhou Shenglong's old lover Luan Feng Fairy"
"You're not going to let us rob the tomb, are you?" asked Han Tongwen.
"How is it possible, tomb robbing? I can't do such a shameful thing."
Han Tongwen was relieved at this time, but Ye Xing's idiot was not shocking, and he was endless, "I asked you to rob the tomb, I spent so much money to guess the news, if you two have nothing to gain, I have to teach you a good lesson."
"Second uncle, then why don't you go?"
"If I can go, I still need you?" Zhou Shenglong guarded against the Great Martial Sect from going to destroy the tomb of the Luan Phoenix Fairy, so he set up a mechanism, and if the Great Martial Sect like me went, it would definitely cause a scuffle. But if you do it somewhere, the aftermath of the battle of the Great Martial Sect will activate the mechanism in the mausoleum, the tomb of the Luan Phoenix Fairy will collapse, and the Five Dragons Diagram will never see the light of day."
"The battle involving the Five Dragons Diagram must be very fierce, I won't go" Ye Liu shook his head.
"If you don't go, those thousands of taels will be spent in vain," Ye Xingfu said.
"You didn't spend it on me, even if my father is angry, he is looking for you, it's none of my business"
Ye Xingfu looked at Ye Liu strangely, "Am I here to discuss with you?" stinky boy, you kicked your nose in the face, didn't you get enough of my beating, right?"
"If it's a real man, don't threaten me, oops!" Ye Liu let out a miserable scream, and his arm was dislocated by Ye Xing's tugging.
"You kid is also forcing me to beat you, Han Tongwen, are you going?"
"Second uncle, you spent a lot of money to buy the news, what's the matter, it's Ye Liu, I'm not an outsider to touch the light of the Ye family!" Han Tongwen said euphemistically.
"Where is there so much nonsense, just ask you if you want to go"
"I'll go, I'll go!" looked at Ye Liu's miserable appearance, where did he dare to say a word.
"What about you, Ye Liu?" Ye Xing's tone was not good.
"For the sake of the Ye family, I will not hesitate to go to the soup!"
"It's pretty much the same" Ye Xingluo took his arm up again, "Time is pressing, the sooner you leave, the better, and Qin Zisang doesn't live here too?"
"Yes, we'll leave tomorrow" Han Tongwen just wanted to send this uncle away now.
"What's the smoke?"
"It's gone, it's gone!"
"I just heard Ye Liu say that on the beam of the house, don't hide things in such obvious places in the future, Ye Liu, this kid is not a good thing"
After Ye Xingfu left, Han Tongwen and Ye Liu sat in the gazebo with a depressed face.
"You are not a good thing, I know, your second uncle is a good person!"
"He took it all?"
"No, leave me a few..."
"You should be satisfied, my second uncle has never left an inch of grass in murder, and you should be content if you leave a few roots"
"Isn't your second uncle called Ye Maniac? How do I feel like a robber?"
"Maybe I haven't seen you for a few years, but the second uncle has a sub-career again."
Remembering that Han Tongwen flattened Ye Xingfu just now, Ye Liu was happy, "Tongwen, I have to say, you just did what I wanted to do for more than ten years but never did"