14 Bragging
The uncle was not afraid that he would not be able to keep up with them, so he went into the cave alone and checked it carefully, afraid that there would be a secret plan, and he was also worried that there were missing bandits, and he felt that the hidden dangers had been eliminated, so he went down the mountain.
Yang Zhen was in a good mood for a while, after all, he was a child, and when he saw that the adults were all gone, and there were only some girls left in the cave, he completely relaxed.
He first carefully examined the two dogs, and saw that the dogs were unharmed and still alive.
Yang Zhen felt that although there was no real fight, rescuing the hostages was also an exciting experience.
He sang a song and went into the cave: "The pond is full, the rain has stopped, and the mud by the field is full of loaches, and every day I wait for you, waiting for you to catch loaches." ”
This was taught to him by Teacher Yin, and Yang Zhen liked to see Teacher Yin shaking his head and singing this song.
Yang Zhen thought as he walked, "These are all women, should I scare them?"
The sun had set slightly, and on the mountain path, a boy took the lead, followed by a string of bright women of all colors, but they were all dirty, their hair was scattered, and they had no shoes on, and they walked tremblingly.
I only heard the little boy at the front of me say, "For us on this mountain, I will come back if I say what I want to fight, and I will not fail in any way, because I remember what the nest of every animal looks like."
You don't believe it, you ask our dog to inquire!, the dog follows me every day to eat and drink spicy food, dog, are you right, Huang Bao looked at Yang Zhen with a confused face, and the tiger head ran to pee, "Huang Bao, I have always believed that you can speak human words, and I have always regarded you as a good brother, today in front of several beauties, you will give me a thorough understanding, can you speak human words, Huang Bao looked at Yang Zhen with a confused face, and the tiger head ran to fight butterflies."
Zhou Jingwei asked Huang Bao, "Huang Bao, is your brother a champion of neuropathy?"
The little girl asked Huang Bao, "Huang Bao, is your brother your own brother?" Huang Bao looked at everyone with a bewildered expression.
Yang Zhenshen said mysteriously, "I'll tell you." A jujube tree in front of my house blooms with abundant fruits every day, one morning, I found that there were a lot of wild ducks and birds parked on the jujube tree, so I hurriedly carried the shotgun over, I didn't expect to hit the door in a hurry, I was about to raise the gun to shoot, but found that because of the collision just now, the trigger was broken, there was no way to ignite, and suddenly I remembered that I had just hit my eyes with gold stars. So I put my eyes to the firing pin.
Aiming at his eyes is a punch, and the eyes immediately burst out of sparks, igniting the bullets of the shotgun, and with a bang, one shot actually killed three pairs of wild ducks and two pairs of turtledoves, hahahaha, what do you say about my hunting skills. ”
The little demon who dropped his shoes chirped and said, "If you have the ability, you can get me a pair of shoes down." The little girl followed suit, "I'm hungry, will you bring me a pair of turkeys?"
Yang Zhen straightened his waist and looked at the sky very forcedly, "I am determined to be the child of the strongest man on the surface, my ideal is to look down on the earth, and I am the man who will become your patron saint in the future." How can I not get along with a few turkeys, why should I destroy their happy family. The tiger head ran over and applied some fertilizer to Yang Zhen's feet.
Wu Zhuyin wrinkled his nose, "I'm hungry." Several women looked at Yang Zhen, "I'm hungry," Huang Bao looked at Yang Zhen with watery eyes.
Yang Zhen said, "Sincerity is spirit, if you sing the praises of the Jade Emperor at the same time, please give me a good man like Yang Zhen." Guaranteed that the sky will immediately fall delicious. All the women kicked in unison.
Yang Zhen led them to find the prey they had abandoned before, and the package also contained the salt and chili powder prepared before going up the mountain.
Bringing them to the water source, Yang Zhen said, "Now it's time to show the charm of your women, this young lady went to find some firewood, and a few young ladies went to kill rabbits and pheasants.
Yang Zhen, who was left messy in the wind, I am still a child, who will kill the rabbit.
Everyone gathered firewood and the flame was high, and after a while, a few beauties ran over triumphantly with a few branches, Yang Zhen felt for the first time that the IQ gap between people was so big, Yang Zhen doubted himself, is he really related to Huang Baohutou?
Yang Zhen dehaired the pheasant, cleaned it, skinned the hare, gutted it, cleaned it, cut the knife edge, sprinkled salt on a clean stone, seasoning, and pickled it first.
Then I went out to find some pine wood, it was not easy to find dry firewood in this season, and some of the ones that fell on the ground could be used but there was smoke, which Yang Zhen cooked with his uncle.
All the women sat on the grass and rubbed their legs and feet, at this time the panic passed, the mood calmed down a little, and they all began to sit there and began to sigh, the little demon brought by Tang Yaodong kept urging Yang Zhen to "I'm hungry, have you eaten well, it's really slow."
Wu Zhuyin said unhappily, "People are just children, you don't thank others for rescuing you, you have to call him, why are you so rude." ”
Zhou Jingwei also cooperated, saying, "If you're hungry, you can get it yourself." The little demon pursed his lips and didn't make a sound.
The little girl ran over to get busy after resting, and she was curious about everything, but fortunately, the little girl was not arrested for a long time, and she didn't have any shadows in her heart.
After getting acquainted with Yang Zhen, he began to dance happily, "Yang Zhen, you cook for me, I'll sing to you, okay."
Yang Zhen said, "It's not good, it's better for you to cook for me, and I'll sing to you."
The little girl pouted, "Everyone has their own strengths, look at you look so thick, you should cook here," the most important thing is that I sing to you, just like playing music for cows and sheep, so that they can produce better milk, and I just make it more delicious, when your cooking skills improve, you have to ask me to sing to you next time you cook.
Huang Bao was jealous and said okay, you and I are relatives. Yang Zhen paused for a while and thought for a while, "I think the food I make is better when I listen to the calls of cows and sheep."
The little girl was angry and blew the fire that had just been made, ready to smoke Yang Zhen's face, but the wind was not in the right direction, and the black smoke poured back, which was good, highlighting the whiteness of her teeth, highlighting the brightness of her eyes, and her face was not clear.
The tiger head looked at Yang Zhen curiously, and then at the little girl. The little girl went to the stream to wash her face, but after a while, a pleasant song came from the stream
"Sunrise Songshan Pass
The morning bell startles the birds
The brook in the forest is babbling
Green grass on the slopes
Wild fruity mountain flowers
The dog jumps and the sheep runs
,,,,,,”