Chapter 32: Who is not a baby?
The next day, Chen Dong walked out of the Bimawen Mansion, stretching his waist, yawning, and then wearing a pair of dark circles under his eyes, as if he had not slept well, and the whole person looked listless and extremely tired.
"Eh, sir! Today is your first day of taking office! You're going to inspect the racecourse! Why do you wake up like this early this morning? Could it be that your lord didn't sleep well last night?"
Chen Dong raised his head lazily, looked at Zhou Huaisheng, who was extremely puzzled, and then sighed and said, "Huaisheng!
"Don't be discouraged, sir!"
"Do you know how many mares are in urgent need of breeding, do you know how many stallions are going to be eliminated, do you know how much of the data recorded in the books is true?"
"This subordinate really doesn't know!"
Zhou Huaisheng hasn't done anything seriously since he became a master, so he didn't keep these things in mind at all.
"This official used it all night last night! It's been a whole night! I've finally counted these messy statistics! Hey! I'm really tired to death!"
Chen Dong sighed heavily, who were the former Bima Winnema? The handwriting was crooked, and the heavenly horses on the roster were either one less in the east or one more in the west, which really made Chen Dong, a person who was not very picky, unbearable.
In fact, isn't the last Bi Ma Wen the Monkey King, what good calligraphy do you expect a monkey to write? If it is really written, the sow will go up the tree!
He grumbled once or twice, and then dragged his tired body and hurried to the horse farm with the group of people from the Bima Wen Mansion. Many people may feel strange, why does this immortal also sleep and rest?
In fact, this is a misunderstanding, and immortals also need to rest.
As we all know, the reason why the immortals can live so long is because they will seize the creation of heaven and earth, the essence of the sun and the moon, absorb the aura of mountains and rivers, and spit out the turbid qi in the body to maintain vitality.
And there is a problem, the immortal body of the unholy will eventually age, this time period depends on the person, some of the body aging and dying in one or two thousand years, and some aging and dying in three or four thousand years. After the death of the immortals, the souls of the gods are either reincarnated and experienced, or they turn into ghosts and immortals to find physical sustenance......
In short, in order to avoid his immortality, the gods forcibly reduced their activity time, which is the same as a car engine, which will accelerate when it ages if it is driven too much.
The immortals changed half of their activity time to sleep and rest like mortals, thus prolonging the aging time of the body.
Of course, some immortals don't have to sleep.
For example, the bigwigs who eat peaches every day or the backbone of the heavenly court, such as the barefoot immortals, the three officials and the four saints, the Three Realms Demon Emperor, etc., they can wave at will, after all, the scarce thing like the peach can rejuvenate the body of the immortals, and by virtue of this, countless immortals have fallen under the pomegranate skirt of the Queen Mother of the West.
But most ordinary immortals can't eat peaches, so the Jade Emperor used great mana to divide the heavens into nine layers, and the lower six layers of heaven run according to the day and night pattern in the world, avoiding the tragedy of the death of a large number of ordinary immortals.
As for why Chen Dong is like this, most likely because he still follows the habits of mortals and has not adapted to it for a while.
The racecourse is located at the end of the Tianhe River and occupies more than half of the area of the first layer of heaven.
This is a sea of green, the home of grass.
The fairy grass was green like green ribbons, twisting and writhing under the trampling of the handsome Pegasus.
"The immortal aura here is so sober!"
Chen Dong couldn't help but smell the fairy qi, and then felt that something was not quite right, it seemed that there was a sweet and sour taste in the fairy qi, but this sour smell revealed a stench, which was very strange.
"What are you doing, sir?"
"What's wrong?"
Chen Dong hurriedly straightened his attitude and straightened his clothes.
"It's okay, it's just that you just stepped on ......"
"What?"
He looked at the lump under his feet, and in an instant his mood turned terrible. As the saying goes, when he goes out early in the morning and steps on dog shit, he steps on horse manure, is it to soar into the sky?
He embarrassedly used the seventy-two changes to lead the water in the heavenly river to his feet and cleanse it. Fortunately, he had sprayed Qingqing Prairie Perfume before to permanently remove the odor, otherwise he would have to go home.
"Let's go!"
"Yes!"
Master Zhou and a few entourages were extremely embarrassed, although they were very surprised and admired by Chen Dong's pickling methods, it didn't mean that they recognized Chen Dong's ability. To tell the truth, a person like him who has not survived in the Heavenly Court, as soon as he came up, he became a Bi Ma Wen, and if he didn't keep it, he would clash with Nezha's second generation of immortals, and if he annoyed them, he would be guilty!
As the saying goes, when Cao Cao arrives, Cao Cao arrives. But they just thought about it, and they didn't expect it to happen!
Before Chen Dong was halfway through the racecourse, he saw several young men surrounding a red female Pegasus, and he didn't know what they were going to do, but his hands and feet were a little unclean.
"Phew!"
Isn't it embarrassing for Chen Dong, who has just taken office, to exercise with mares in broad daylight?
He shouted, then drew the golden rod and struck it.
"Boom!"
A huge pit appeared in the ground in an instant, and the legs of the young men who had come to feed the mare twitched a little.
"Who are you?"
Losing people does not lose the battle, this sentence seems to be understood by everyone, so these young men are not to be outdone, especially the young man in a big red robe, I saw that his eyebrows were full of arrogance, and a pair of indifferent eyes were full of coldness, which was very different from the clothes he was wearing.
"This official is the newly appointed Bi Ma Wen Chen Dong! Who are you? Why are you surrounding this little red horse? Say it quickly!"
Chen Dong was furious, and the golden hoop and iron rod in his hand seemed to be about to be swung again.
"The owner of this little red horse belongs to the Seventh Princess! She has appointed us to take care of it and check if we are sick!
The red-robed young man wore a token engraved with the word "fire" on his chest, as if all the infinite flames in the world would be hidden here.
"Well, in that case, then you can go! This is the officer's over!"
Chen Dong glanced at the little red horse and found that its expression was stable, and it should not have been harmed, it seemed that what the young man said was indeed true.
"Oh? You can't just drive Ben Shao away with just a little Bi Ma Wen, you can't take Ben Shao too seriously, right?"
"According to the rules of heaven! Only this official and those who hold the Jade Emperor's order can come, since you want to rely on it and not leave! Then take out your Jade Emperor's order and show it to this official! Otherwise, you will get out of here!"
Chen Dong's violent temper naturally couldn't tolerate this person who looked like a hairy boy but was actually thousands of years older than him. Raise the golden rod and rush over!
"Do you dare to attack me again? Do you know who I am? My father is Huo De Xingjun! I am his only seedling! You dare to beat me?"
"Hehe, who isn't a baby?"
Chen Dong didn't stop because he reported his home, but this strength was increased to the maximum......