Li Zhihua secretly said in his heart: "Shi Yulong, Brother Shi, you don't care about giving me this mask, but I have suffered a lot of insults." Now even if you die, you can't take off your mask and be ashamed, because you have this fake face to cover, you can still not shame me. ”

I saw another beautiful woman pick up the iron box that had fallen on the ground, took out an urn and poured some slimy thick liquid into the iron box, the thick liquid seemed to have just come out of the furnace, like wax and thick oil, and the heat steamed. Then take out a small packet of white powder and mix it into the thick liquid, mix it with some water, put half a handful of small particles like paraffin wax and alum into it, and stir it back and forth with an inch brush. The thick liquid in the tin box has turned milky white. Seeing this, the beautiful woman poured in some thick liquid, still stirring, until the color was slightly yellow, and it became a paste.

Li Zhihua saw that she had adjusted the thick liquid and was about to bring it, so he panicked: "It's not cold yet, don't wipe it on your face." ”

The woman ignored him and came straight to him. Sister Yu and the two girls held his neck and pulled his hair so that his head and neck could not swing. The woman smeared a brush back and forth on his face.

Li Zhihua didn't feel any strange sensations at first, and thought that it was quite comfortable to apply it like this, why did he hold himself down? As soon as he thought of this, he felt that his face had begun to burn hot. Shocked in his heart, he hurriedly said: "It's so hot, it's so hot, it's burning me." ”

The woman scolded, "The dead ghost is blind, and he is so poor? If the young lady had not ordered you, how could you have been so blessed? The old girl made a charity today, which doesn't mean that you ignore your kindness. Call it again, heat it up and pour it on immediately!"

Li Zhihua saw that this was already the case, and he didn't dare to shout again, lest this woman be ruthless and really heat and splash it on his face, secretly thinking that he was fortunate to be separated from a layer of skin, otherwise, wouldn't it be a disaster of peeling off the skin and burning the flesh? Although his face was burning and painful, the pain was not very bad, and he knew in his heart that his face had not been burned.

After a few moments, the paste has evenly covered the pockmarks all over the face, and it has become a soft and creamy skin. The woman turned around and took a clean brush, dipped it with water, brushed the paste off her eyebrows, took a mirror and put it in front of his face, and scolded through her teeth, "Dead thief!

When I opened my eyes, I saw that the skin of the person in the mirror was like clotted fat, delicate and abnormal, and the complexion was almost the same as that of these two beautiful women, and I realized in my heart: "It turns out that the complexion of these two sluts is so silky, and they dare to adopt this method." ”

The woman said, "Don't be happy too early, you want to become handsome, but you can't do it without suffering some hardship." ”

Li Zhihua was horrified when he heard this, and hurriedly flattered and praised: "The girl's fruit is a wonderful hand rejuvenation, not only uniform and gentle when applied, but also can make people feel less pain, it is really a famous craftsman, which makes people admire." In this way, I was ten years younger, about the same age as the two girls, seventeen or eighteen years at most. ”

The two women were actually thirty-four or five years old, but they lived here all day long, and they knew some beauty techniques, so they put some ointment on their faces, and then after fine depictions, strangers did not think that they looked like fairies? When the two of them heard him call themselves "girls," their hearts were extremely happy, and they thought that they were already half old, and some people actually called themselves girls when they were boudoirs, wouldn't they be very happy? All women in the world are sick, how can they not like to hear others praise themselves? As the saying goes, women are tolerant of themselves if they are pleasing themselves. Although Li Zhihua looked ugly, the two of them were equally happy when they heard it. So he didn't treat him very harshly.

When the anointed woman heard him praise her extraordinary skills, she became even more proud, and said joyfully: "You boy still has some reason, if I don't see you obedient, then you will suffer later." ”

Li Zhihua hurriedly smiled and said: "The girl bluffed me, only the ugly-faced woman is ruthless, but there is no beautiful woman with a ruthless heart." I think this is the reason for death, the two girls are beautiful, indescribably beautiful, plus kind eyebrows and kind eyes, like a female Bodhisattva, saying that you are not good, who will lie? I don't believe it first. If you two appear outside, I don't think it's strange for you to go down to earth as a fairy. ”

When the two heard this, they became more and more overjoyed, Sister Yu let go of her hand, twisted his ear, and scolded with a smile: "The kid has a sweet mouth, he was quite annoying just now, but he will be likable at this time." ”

Li Zhihua flattered and flattered at this time, and listened to these two women like immortals. If he had looked better, the second woman would have taken him in her arms a long time ago. I was going to bake it dry with a red-hot soldering iron after I finished wiping the paste, but after listening to this compliment, I had already collected my previous thoughts, so I let Li Zhihua sit on the chair and dry it slowly, and then applied a thin layer of wax. After it was completely dry, Sister Yu took out the brush and drew carefully.

It took more than half an hour to draw before it came to an end. The other woman went and rubbed the ointment, which became soft and soft over time. The woman took off a piece of it, helped him to pat his nose, and followed the drawing to mend his lips, and then smoothed it with a crushing piece, and waxed it, and his life was finished. Sister Yu re-painted, and after a while, she applied a layer of transparent alum to make it shine forever and never fade.

It took two hours for the carving to finish, and then he was loosened. Take a look in the mirror again, and it is beautiful. Li Zhihua also secretly praised in his heart, although the process was cumbersome and took too long, and it could not be compared with the dressing skills of the Divine Medicine Gate, but after these two careful applications, his appearance was handsome. Although it is not as natural as his original appearance, in the eyes of ordinary people, it is impossible to see that it is a kind of artificiality, but the complexion is too delicate, and the manly demeanor has been swept away. Suddenly woke up: "This is the face of a eunuch." ”

When the two girls saw it, they praised loudly: "You are so handsome, no one will scold you anymore." The two sisters are very generous!"

Li Zhihua also praised with a smile: "If you are alive and well, if you hold a gold fan and walk with square steps, you should be even more handsome." Shake the fan and say: I am the god of the temple, a beautiful and holy man, and the head of the good man. Fanzi asked: "Why is it a fairy Yan Langcai?" Yu replied: "The two fairies are proposed, Xianqi Zi Qiongyu, and he is engaged in the leather industry. ”

When the woman saw him shaking his head wantonly, and she didn't know what to say, she smiled and said, "Wake up, don't be stupid." ”

Seeing this, the two girls hurriedly took the eunuch robe and crown and put it on with him, and the fruit was more beautiful. Hey, what are you talking about? The four women are lustful.

Sister Yu said with a smile: "If it weren't for herself, she would have been whipped by Miss a few times, and she would have to let him get away at this moment." ”

The other woman also laughed and shouted, "You two leave quickly, so that we don't mess up the character." ”

The two girls tugged at Li Zhihua's robe and said, "Father-in-law Wu, let's go." It's not too late to go to the Golden Temple and sell it again. And when he had finished speaking, he took the two women and led him out of the house.

Li Zhihua wanted to laugh in his heart, looked back and said, "Don't send the two, the handsome man will go." ”

The two women were overjoyed and said: "Good life to protect, there is only one flagpole for you, and it is carefully shaken." Laughing.

Li Zhihua secretly scolded: Fuck your ancestors, except for Hexiang and Sister-in-law Lu, there are all ** stinky things!"

The three of them crossed the bridge and walked through the hole, walked around the water and through the forest, and returned to the corner door of the back hall in a moment. Ge Shi and the others were all surprised and stunned when they saw that he had become like this, and even the sister-in-law Jia was stunned, but they forgot for a moment that the person was still the pock-faced ugly man.

A maid approached the hall first, and said happily to Lei Bijie: "Miss, no, no, no, your majesty, that Wu Mazi is really 'no pockmarks', and she was pretended to be handsome by Sister Yu and lured to death." ”

Lei Bijie said happily: "Announce it quickly, let the widow and the ministers be blessed." ”

After this girl ring just entered the screen, Li Zhihua has arrived. Hurriedly smiled: "Father-in-law go quickly, the emperor is invited." ”

Li Zhihua sighed, walked into the hall, and saw that everyone in the hall was standing, and there were two mothers-in-law kneeling on the ground with one person, and the person's head was pressed

It's hard to look at.

Everyone saw Li Zhihua wearing a glamorous costume and went to the hall, and the general was surprised and chirped. Qi Kou praised: "It's a good handsome father-in-law, and he dresses up really to search for monsters." ”

Lei Bijie was even more overjoyed when she saw it, and praised with a smile: "It's rare that those two girls have makeup, and this handsome face is suitable for the body bones." Ma thief, no, no, Gonggong Wu, are you happy?"

Li Zhihua scolded secretly in his heart, and had to smile and say: "Thanks to the emperor's blessing, the ugliness has been changed, and the micro-ministers are grateful." ”

Lei Bijie said happily: "Aiqing is flat." Then he ordered him to stand on the lower right side.

Lei Bijie slapped the table and shouted to the detainees: "Who are the thieves, tell from the truth and loneliness." If there is a lie that is not a word, it is the crime of deceiving the king, and there will be no bones left. ”

The two mothers-in-law let go, and the man raised his head, stared at Lei Bijie and said with a smile: "The girl asked me?" The two mothers-in-law behind him heard this, slapped him fiercely, and scolded: "The thief deserves to die, he should be called Banzai or the emperor, it is rude!"

Li Zhihua saw that the person was mediocre, about twenty-seven or eighteen years old, staring at Lei Bijie without blinking, his eyes were obscene, and after being slapped twice, Fang turned his head and scolded: "The stinky woman is far away from Lao Tzu, and there is a smell of shame all over her body, if it weren't for the beauty of that Jiao Niang and intimidated the beauty, Lao Tzu demolished your dead prostitute!"

When the two mothers-in-law heard the scolding, they punched and kicked again. The man seemed to be enraged, and suddenly turned his arm back, and made a "hand-to-hand" move, and Deng threw the two of them to the ground by the wrist.

The two women saw that they had lost their faces in front of everyone and were fallen, and they were annoyed and angry, and one of them fought with a carp, and a harrier turned over, one in front of the other, and stood up, forgetting that Lei Bijie and others were beside them for a while, and roared angrily, attacking the man like a wind.

The man quickly dodged back, and said with a smile: "Just rely on you two old goods, how can I be like this? How could you have caught me if it wasn't for the joint attack of a dozen of you, and the treacherous method? After speaking, he dodged a mother-in-law's punch, slashed his right arm, hit the opponent's elbow with his left fist, and kicked the other mother-in-law in the knee at the same time, almost falling down. When this man saw that she had been lightly wounded, he immediately squatted down, swept backwards, and swept down the original mother-in-law.

Seeing that they were defeated by others after only one or two moves, these two mothers-in-law were shocked and angry, and after getting up, they attacked again.

Li Zhihua saw that this person's skills were not mediocre, and he belonged to the third-rate regular hands. Although the fists and feet of the two mothers-in-law are fast, they are angry in their hearts, and their fists and feet cannot be coordinated seamlessly. The man seemed to have shown his skills, and under the attack of the two, he still scolded again and again, and he was relaxed.