The short and fat Taoist was concentrating on absorbing the Yin Spirit, when he suddenly heard a click on the roof, and a large hole was pierced in the roof, and a white-clothed swordsman descended from the sky and stabbed his sword at his top door. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info

The short and fat Daoist was also startled at first, but he felt that there was no spiritual power fluctuation on the other party's body, and knowing that he was not an immortal cultivator, he immediately calmed down, and a chubby palm stretched out, and he grabbed the sword in one fell swoop.

The white-clothed swordsman was taken aback, although his sword was not a divine weapon, but it was also made of stainless steel, and this Taoist held it with his flesh palm, and his palm was undamaged.

"Where did you come from, a little thief, who dared to ruin the good deeds of your Dao Master. Humpty Dumpty Daoist shouted, and with a click, the long sword broke off.

At the same time, bang, three walls, one window, and a hole was punched at the same time, and four big men rushed in with long swords.

This short and fat Taoist is only a monk of the third level of qi refining, his skills are limited, he was besieged from all sides at one time, he was a little flustered, and he could only use the spiritual power in his body, and put a defense on his body.

The four long swords pierced the defense of the Daoist at the same time, and the mortal sword could not pierce it at all, and the four long swords were all bent into a bow shape.

The white-clothed swordsman's long sword above his head was broken, and he could only hold a half-cut sword and wave it indiscriminately, and suddenly heard someone below: "Use this sword!"

With a whoosh, a sword was thrown in through the window, and the white-clothed swordsman hurriedly threw away the interrupted sword in his hand, took the sword in his hand, and continued to stab at the top of the head of the short and fat Taoist.

The defense of the Humpty Dumpty Daoist was only blocked for a moment, and it was pierced by this long sword, and the defense was broken, not only the sword of the white-clothed swordsman, but the other four swords were also straightened, and the five swords attacked at the same time.

Humpty Dumpty Daoist was scared into a cold sweat, his body was just a little stronger than ordinary people, if the five swords were pierced, how could there be life, in desperation, Humpty Daoist shouted, and his spiritual power rushed to the soles of his feet.

Click!

With a loud bang, the entire floor on the third floor shattered, and the short and fat Taoist fell directly to the second floor, and of course the five swords were also pierced into the air.

"Poof!"

Humpty Dumpty Taoist only felt that he had fallen into the water, and with a pungent smell, his nose and mouth were full of water, and it was difficult to breathe.

He hurriedly tried to swim out of the water, but as soon as his head surfaced, someone on top of him pressed him back into the water with a wooden lid.

Humpty Dumpty Daoist touched the wood on all sides, and hurriedly mobilized his spiritual power, wanting to break through the water, but his spiritual power couldn't be mobilized.

The immortal cultivator's mana couldn't work, it was no different from ordinary people, and the short and fat Taoist only felt that it was becoming more and more difficult to breathe, and his mind began to be confused, and finally he fainted completely.

The five swordsmen also landed on the second floor, and saw that a huge wooden wine barrel was placed here, with the barrel lid closed, and the Zheng Immortal Master was sitting on top of the barrel lid.

"Immortal Master, where is Humpty Dumpty?" the white-clothed swordsman asked.

"He's drinking in there. Zheng first patted the barrel and said.

At this time, the shopkeeper hurriedly ran up: "Ladies and gentlemen, you have removed the wine barrels in our store, so that the customers in the store have no wine to drink. ”

Zheng Xian smiled and said: "It doesn't matter, this time I invited them to drink medicinal wine, usually you have only drunk the medicinal wine of ginseng, so have you ever drunk the wine of the immortal cultivators, Da Supplement." ”

"Official, don't be joking, I've heard that some people drink wine made from the water that beautiful women have bathed in, and who drinks the water that the old man has bathed in. The shopkeeper shouted.

Zheng Xiandao: "Immortal cultivators are often nourished by spiritual power, and every piece of meat is a spiritual power group, haven't you heard the story of Tang Seng, why can you live forever by eating a bite of monk meat, it is because he is an immortal cultivator, and his whole body is full of spiritual power, not to mention monsters, ordinary people are also immortal after eating it, and all diseases are eliminated." Zheng Xian laughed.

"I see. The shopkeeper nodded again and again, looking thoughtful.

At this time, a man ran up from downstairs: "Shopkeeper, no, those guests heard that there was no wine to eat, and they all shouted to leave." ”

The shopkeeper's expression became extremely calm, and he said, "You go and get a pen and paper, we are going to make money this time." ”

The man brought all the four treasures of the study, and the shopkeeper wrote on the paper like a flowing cloud: "The new batch of immortal cultivators immortal meat, eat a piece of longevity and longevity, a piece of one thousand taels of silver, the ingredients are limited, and those who are interested can buy it quickly." ”

Zheng Xian looked at it, nodded and praised: "Boss, you are really a businessman, if I open a store in the capital, I will definitely ask you to be the shopkeeper." ”

The shopkeeper asked the guy to go down and put the notice on it, and said to Zheng Xian: "Official, you can almost release him, if the soaking time is too long, the body will be swollen, and the color of the fragrance will be gone." ”

"Makes sense. Zheng first agreed, opened the lid of the wine barrel, reached in, lifted the short and fat Taoist, and threw it to the floor.

The white-clothed swordsman said: "Immortal Master, the villain only heard that filth such as urine and urine can crack spells, how can this wine also be?"

Zheng Xian said: "Yes, there is a saying that wine can mess up sex, people want to mess up sex, their vitality is scattered, and they can't be autonomous, how can they cast magical spells?"

Then Zheng Xian pointed at Humpty Dumpty Daoist again: "Hehe, this is a restaurant, you can only find a wine barrel, otherwise I will stuff you into a commode and let you reflect on it." ”

The shopkeeper looked at the short and fat Taoist and said, "Immortal Master, this is a little too fat, it is not suitable for soaking in wine, it is better to braise it." ”

Zheng Xian said: "Whatever." ”

He saw that although the short and fat Taoist had fainted, he was still holding the black gourd in his hand, grabbed the gourd, opened the lid, and a lot of ghosts floated out of the gourd.

Zheng Xian said: "Have you seen it, the third prince and the crown prince are fighting with each other, but they just cheapened the national teacher, and now go back with me to see the third prince." ”

The six of them walked up the stairs, but they saw that the stairs were full of people, and they were still going up, and they couldn't go down at all.

"What's going on?" the shopkeeper looked at the guy who was at the front.

The guy said: "Shopkeeper, the notice you posted is really powerful, as soon as the notice is posted, all the rich businessmen and magnates in the capital came, and we couldn't stand on the first floor, and we were all squeezed to the second floor." ”

Zheng Xian had no choice but to jump out of the window, and the five swordsmen followed.

However, as soon as Zheng Xian landed, he saw countless soldiers and horses in front of him, led by a military general, holding a big sword in his hand, who was not the prince.

"I've seen His Royal Highness the Crown Prince. Zheng first clasped his fists and saluted.

The prince gritted his steel teeth, and really wanted to cut off Zheng Xian's head with a knife, but he was too close to Zheng Xian at this time, if he mobilized troops and horses to arrest people, Zheng Xian was angry and grabbed him as a hostage, then it would be over.

But now to ask him to retreat to the back of the army, and then give the order to arrest people, it is too cowardly, let alone others, I am afraid that even these soldiers will look down on him.

When he was in a dilemma, the prince turned his head and saw that the restaurant was crowded with customers, and they were all acquaintances.

"You, the Shangshu of the Criminal Department, the commander of the Ma Army, as well as the Taishi, the prince, why are you all here, did you move here to go to the court, but it seems that the court will not come like this in normal times. ”

The crown prince was unhappy in his heart, if they were so active every time they went to the court, the Heavenly Spirit Empire would not be like this.

The Nine Emperor Princes said: "Your Royal Highness the Prince, you don't know anything, I heard that there is immortal meat for immortal cultivators to sell here, and you can live forever if you eat it, so everyone came here." ”

"What?fairy meat? I've never seen it before, bring it out for me to see. "The prince is also interested.

As soon as the man heard that even the prince wanted to eat this fairy meat, he said happily: "Your Royal Highness the prince, this meat is still being made inside, you might as well sit here, eat some chicken, duck and fish first, and when the kitchen is ready, you can just take the first bite." ”

The prince happened to get off the donkey down the slope and said, "Your Highness is really a little tired from fighting, so drink some wine and eat something here, and all the soldiers will come in and eat something, count me as a reward for the three armies." ”

The soldiers cheered in unison and rushed into the restaurant.

Zheng Xian also had something to do, so he led five people back to the Third Prince's Mansion.

This restaurant has really become a golden palace now, and ministers, princes, and princes gather together to talk and talk passionately.

"Roast all the people!" the man shouted, pushing a car out of the kitchen with a toasted Humpty Fat Friar.

I saw that this short and fat monk was roasted to the outside and tender on the inside, and there was a layer of butter on his body, accompanied by a burst of fragrance, which made people salivate.

"Then please ask His Royal Highness the Crown Prince to taste the first bite. Everyone screamed.

In fact, these people have no bottom in their hearts, they eat human flesh, and they are afraid that the prince will be surprised, so they all hope that the prince can eat the first bite, then they can eat boldly.

I heard that you can live forever after eating this, and the prince was also a little moved, picked up the knife, and was just about to cut a piece of meat down, when the entourage next to him said: "Your Royal Highness the Prince, such a delicacy that is rare to see in a thousand years, should we give it to the national teacher first?"

The crown prince took a breath, he almost forgot, the empire still has a national teacher, if this delicacy is offered, the national teacher will definitely be 6 happy, if the national teacher can stand on his side, why not kill the three princes and inherit the throne.

After figuring out what was at stake, the crown prince called two soldiers and asked them to send the roasted immortal cultivator to the palace.

Many ministers and princes, although they were so greedy that their saliva was about to flow out, but when they heard that it was given to the national teacher, they stopped squeaking, they all knew that this national teacher was vicious and vicious, who dared to snatch food from his mouth.

The national teacher is also very anxious now, he deliberately turned the capital into this way, just hoping to make them have more dead people, so that he can collect more yin souls and increase his cultivation.

For this matter, he planted spies in all the princes' mansions, and on the one hand, these spies instigated these bigwigs in the capital to fight each other, and on the other hand, he had to report the situation in each province to the national teacher as soon as possible.

Today, the national teacher also received the news, saying that the prince led the troops to fight with the three princes, and the national teacher had sent his own disciples to collect the yin spirits with the soul gourd, but he didn't know what was going on, and he hadn't come back yet.

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