Undershirts, shorts, sandals, it is not easy to see such a trendy dress in such a small county.

"Shopkeeper!" Zhao Quanhai looked at the gate as an expression that Lao Tzu was an uncle.

"This uncle, are you a top boy or a hotel" Although the shopkeeper has never seen it, he has long heard of the cool attire, undershirts, shorts and sandals that are popular among all the nobles in the Tang Dynasty today!

"Give the master the best wine and food, not the best food, just the most expensive" found the most open position and sat down

"What is this, is it arrogant?" Qiao Song asked

"I don't think so, the more pompous he is in a certain aspect, the more he lacks it in this regard, just like a really powerful warrior who has fallen silent, there is a good saying, worry about people who don't talk and dogs who don't bark!"

Han Tongwen does not give up any opportunity to educate Qiao Song, sometimes it is good to have an apprentice, there must be a place to show off or show his erudition.

The shopkeeper's performance was submissive, and the wine and food were all served after a while, Zhao Haiquan took a sip of wine first, set up chopsticks and ate.

Qiao Song and Han Tongwen waited for a long time and didn't see Zhao Haiquan perform, "Is he just here to eat?

Even Han Tongwen thought that he had misunderstood him, could it be that this sycophant was here to eat? Seeing that his outfit was worth a lot, Han Tongwen couldn't help but feel a lot of emotion

"If you gamble, then I'll bet that he's not just here for dinner. ”

"But this will be a good place to eat, this is a skill, and you have to learn to learn when you are desperate in the future. ”

"Yes, okay," Qiao Song replied

As soon as Qiao Song finished speaking, he slapped him the head, "Can you learn something good?"

"Can you stop hitting me in the head," Qiao Song said dissatisfiedly, "If you beat me stupid, you won't have a place to cry"

"It's the same as if you're not stupid now"

"Bastard, what kind of thing is this!" Zhao Quanhai suddenly slapped the table!

"The big drama is coming, you lost Qiao Song" Han Tongwen was happy when he saw it, there was no doubt that he won the bet.

The shopkeeper was afraid that he would snub the distinguished guests, so he hurriedly ran over

"What is this, can you eat it?" Zhao Quanhai said angrily as soon as he threw his chopsticks

When the shopkeeper saw it, he found a few grains of rat droppings in the dish.

"Oh, uncle, how does this kitchen cook!" the shopkeeper shouted

"Don't worry about how to cook, let's do it now"

"Why don't I change the table for you?" said the shopkeeper with a hurried smile

"Are you in for a treat? With the rat feces that the uncle ate in his mouth just now, he just revealed it? Believe it or not, Lao Tzu found someone to smash your broken shop" Zhao Quanhai was furious, looking like he was looking for help.

"Then what do you think" The shopkeeper was afraid of angering Zhao Haiquan

"What should I do? I have to ask your shopkeeper, there is only one way for me to do it, smash your broken inn and get out of this bad breath," Zhao Haiquan threatened

"Don't, don't!" The shopkeeper is also an honest man, "I'll lose your money soon."

"Lose money? Lao Tzu is wearing clothes worth twenty yuan, will he care about your money?" Zhao Quanhai looked rich and said that he was about to go out, "This broken inn is not uncommon to smash it"

"Uncle, you stay," the shopkeeper's voice pleaded, "Won't I be able to compensate you three times?"

"Sanguan, you're asking for food?"

Han Tongwen and Qiao Song got up, and when they passed by Zhao Quanhai's wine table, they picked at the few mouse droppings with their fingernails, "Did you find any problems?"

"it!" Qiao Song said

The voices of the two people talking were not restrained, so everyone in the inn could hear them.

"What the hell?" There was a lot of talk in the inn, it was not unusual to eat flies or something in the food, and it was normal to eat rat droppings, but it was impossible to say what was dry, everyone was talking, and the focus of the discussion was that this gorgeously dressed guy was a liar.

"That bastard thing" Zhao Haiquan turned his head and saw Han Tongwen and Qiao Song, and his legs shook

"That bastard thing blocked Lao Tzu's vision just now, and he didn't even find that Han Xiaoye and Qiao Song Gongzi were here!" Zhao Haiquan was also clever, and hurriedly changed his words

"Shopkeeper, you go down first, the three of us are friends, now we are talking about the old days, and the meal money will be settled later" Han Tongwen said with a smile

"Master Han, we don't have anything old to continue, don't we? The little one will stay soon, goodbye, it's not best to never see you in the future" said Zhao Haiquan was about to run

"Wait," Han Tongwen pulled out Zhao Haiquan's collar, "paid the bill and left." ”

"And our table" Qiao Song shouted, "The boss is serving two chickens, this uncle is in treats"

Zhao Haiquan had a bitter face, "Master Han, I really don't have any money"

"Have the money to buy such expensive clothes, but don't have the money to pay for food?"

"Isn't this all about buying this dress?" Zhao Haiquan smiled embarrassedly

"You are sick, you can live comfortably for half a year with clothes and money?"

"Isn't this a pre-investment situation," Zhao Haiquan smiled bitterly, "If you hadn't met the two of you, the little one would have succeeded, so why can't you pit him three or five times for this dress?"

"I used to think you would be a sycophant, but now I know that being a liar is so good, which is your real job"

"How can you go to the rivers and lakes have to have one or two things in your body so that you won't starve to death" Zhao Haiquan smiled embarrassedly, "In fact, this liar is not something that everyone can be, you have to be able to observe words and feelings, and some people are not easy to mess with, so you can only eat a meal of white food, and if you meet this kind of honest person, it will make a lot of money, and the more you pretend not to care, they are also afraid." The essence of deception is that you have to make them believe it and put it in their pockets."

"I can't imagine that in addition to being a first-class fart, you are also a first-class liar, you are really shrewd" Han Tongwen laughed

"Thank you Master Han for the compliment, I'll go to the thatched house first, you must remember to wait for me, don't leave!" Zhao Haiquan hurriedly ran out holding his stomach

The two of them sat and drank a little wine and waited for a long time while talking and laughing, and half an hour passed, and Han Tongwen's face darkened

"Bastard, he put it on his way," Han Tongwen scolded

"What's wrong with the master?"

Looking at Qiao Song, who was still trying to eat chicken, Han Tongwen patted his head, full of melancholy, "Really made this kid stupid?

"That sycophant ran away, and went to the thatched house for half an hour, not afraid of pulling blood"

"My chickens"

"That's right, you have to pay for it yourself, and I can't help that sycophant pay his money too!" the shopkeeper's eyes never left them

Sure enough, the cheapness was not taken advantage of, but it was a lot of it, and Zhao Haiquan's bastard ate all the most expensive ones he found!

Leaving the inn stupidly, he was still talking about Zhao Haiquan's bastard, the master and apprentice were both virtuous, and they were all scolding.

"Master, why don't you give you a knife to chase him?" Qiao Song asked

"Forget it, just scold, if you really want to kill someone, it's a big loss" Although Han Tongwen scolded badly, if Zhao Quanhai appeared in front of him, Han Tongwen would beat him up at most.