Chapter 153: Because They Will
Chapter 153 Because they will
"Okay, don't argue, damn, why don't you ask me for the opinion of this party?"
"Do you think you have a choice?" the ghost smiled coldly, his tone extremely disdainful, as if his master was scolding his slave.
"He doesn't have a choice, but we're here, so he has a choice. The amorous boy said quietly.
The world's No. 1 Zhi snorted coldly and said indignantly: "Earth ghost, you fucking pay attention, Lao Tzu has been looking at you unpleasantly for a long time." ”
"Okay, okay, don't fucking make a noise. I'll give you three questions, if anyone can answer all of them correctly, then I'll go with whom, so that you don't have to do it again, damn, Lao Tzu doesn't like violence the most, but he is a civilized person when he is old. Invincible said it in all seriousness, as if he really hated violence.
Damn, if he hates violence, how did those corpses on the ground come to be?
Don't like violence? The amorous boy sneered, and couldn't help but think of his eternal battle in the Rainbow Tower, and that scene is still vivid in the memory of the amorous son, besides, just now, your kid also killed two demon general-level old monsters, damn, you don't like violence? That's the same as Lao Tzu saying that he doesn't like women, do you think anyone will believe it?
Hey, why are there such cheeky people in this world? The amorous son is speechless.
If those dead bodies on the ground could speak, they would definitely point to their invincible noses and scold for three days and nights, your mother, you don't like violence, then how did we people die, could it be suicide?
"I said, why are you staring at Lao Tzu with those kind of eyes?" Zongheng Invincible was very angry, "Damn, answer or not, if you don't answer, then you will fight three hundred rounds first, and whoever wins will take Lao Tzu." ”
It's not even a trick! Damn!
"Lao Tzu is the first wisdom in the world, the smartest person in the world, what dare not. The first wisdom in the world nostrils turned to the sky, and his right hand lifted his robe, and then reached in and scratched for a while, and finally grabbed a ball of mud.
Damn, can you be a little more disgusting? It's fucking disgusting, open the door to disgusting, disgusting home! Invincible has arrived home speechless.
"I'm afraid that someone will not count when they speak. The Heavenly Demon smiled faintly, in terms of wisdom, who is he afraid of? Could it be that he will lose to that stupid pig?
What this earth ghost thought in his heart was exactly the same as that of the heavenly demon, and he immediately looked at the amorous son with a kind of victorious eyes.
"Like him, my amorous son has always disliked violence, only ...... Woman, beautiful woman. The amorous boy smiled slightly, and then took a deep breath. Suddenly, a fragrance spread to the surroundings, like plum blossoms, and the cold fragrance entered the nose.
"There is no basis for what you say, in my opinion, you have to make a poisonous oath, if you can't guess it, haha, then Lao Tzu will walk out of here openly, and none of you will stop you. Zongheng Invincible smiled proudly, "Come on, it's a gentleman, if you can afford to play, if you dare to play, then swear with me." Whoever fucking talks doesn't count, then there will be five thunderstorms every day, and they will never be able to break through the bottleneck, and they will always be the king of turtles. ”
The world's first wisdom clasped his nostrils with his left hand, and first swore: "Whoever fucking doesn't talk will be thundered five times a day, and he will never be able to break through the bottleneck, and he will always be a turtle bastard." ”
"Whoever fucking doesn't talk will be thundered five times a day, and he will never be able to break through the bottleneck, and he will always be a turtle bastard. ”
This is the poisonous oath of the earth ghost.
"Whoever fucking doesn't talk will be thundered five times a day, and they will never be able to break through the bottleneck, and they will always be the turtle bastard." ”
"Whoever fucking doesn't talk will be thundered five times a day, and he will never be able to break through the bottleneck, and he will always be a turtle bastard. ”
The invincible on the side laughed, how can this fucking demon general-level monster be like a mentally handicapped? I was stunned by myself, if this scene is copied into the jade Jane, it is estimated that after a while, holding the jade Jane can make a lot of money for each of them...... Invincible, that's a laugh.
In fact, the heavenly demons and earth ghosts are not stupid, the reason why they agreed to the invincible and unreasonable demands is because they believe that they will win. In this way, this Heavenly Demon can openly go to the Heavenly Dragon Old Monster to ask for someone, and even rob it openly.
As for the amorous son, he knew that this invincible man must have other plans, but as long as he was not captured by the Heavenly Demon's people, then why didn't he pretend to be stupid for the third child's obedient son today?
"Okay, listen to the question. Zongheng Invincible put away his smiling expression, and said very solemnly: "It is said that there were four seventh-level demon beasts in the past, and they walked all the way to the west with their heads down, and they have not raised their heads for three hundred years, may I ask, why is this?"
Why? The first wisdom in the world is a little puzzled, damn, they have been walking with their heads down for three hundred years, could it be that they have been thinking about life?
Damn, what kind of bullshit problem is this, it's so fucking weird, I haven't looked up for three hundred years, just kidding, I'm sick, those monsters. Yes, yes, aren't they sick?
The Heavenly Demon was also a reflection on the look, and it was clear that none of them had come up with an answer that they thought was perfect.
But at this moment, the invincible body jumped and reached the teleportation lotus platform, and then disappeared without a trace.
"Because they want to. ”
At the moment when the invincible disappeared, this sentence came.
"Damn, classics, classics. The world's first wisdom patted his thigh, a look of surprise, "How is it exactly the same as Lao Tzu thinks?"
The heavenly demons and the earth ghosts saw that they had been tricked by the invincible, and they were angry at the moment. The body flashed, turning into two white rays and hurriedly chasing after them.
The world's first wise and amorous son did not show weakness, and also turned into a white mang and followed.
When Zongheng Invincible reappeared, he was already a hundred miles away, and he just wanted to take a breath, but the divine consciousness outside sensed the crisis.
"Damn, Nima, why is it so fast?"
This is a galloping ghost axe cart with 10,000 horses, it is as big as half a country town, suspended in mid-air, and there are a thousand winged horse-drawn carriages in front of it, and this two-winged horse is full of armor, golden light, and extremely fast.
There were several houses on the galloping horse-riding cart, and around the carriage stood his brute in animal robes, all of whom looked like beasts and were extremely fierce.
At the very front of the car there is a skull frame that resembles a rudder, which is the ghost rudder that controls the direction. Next to the ghost rudder stood an old man with a glans head, who was like dead wood and eyes like a dry well, looking into the distance in a daze.
When the invincible reappeared, it had already appeared in a remote corner of the galloping ghost axe cart.
In the strict sense, this 10,000-horse galloping ghost axe car has been refined into a spiritual weapon, which can be defended and defended, and the invincible divine sense swept around, and when he was about to sleep well on this car, he felt that something was wrong again.
He spat at the mouth, then pulled a beast's coat from the railing and changed it, and then deliberately restored his face to its original appearance. Quietly joined the barbarians standing guard.
Whoosh, two white rays suddenly came. It's the heavenly demons and the earthly ghosts.
"Who is coming, who dares to block the old man's ghost axe car?" The old man with the glans did not speak, but the voice passed like a bell.
Damn, what kind of car is this, it's so spirited, damn, when Lao Tzu is developed in the future, he will also get such a car, oh, get eighteen cars, the first seventeen cars will open the way, and take one by yourself, damn, in that case, it will be even more magnificent than being a prince in the Star of Hope!
The Heavenly Demon couldn't help but be stunned by the galloping ghost axe car in front of him. If no mistake had been made, the car had already been refined into a spiritual weapon, and at least a fifth-grade spiritual weapon. If this spiritual weapon is powerful, then even he will not be able to survive.
Who are they? How powerful are they?
Just when the Heavenly Demon was suspicious, his eyes had been attracted by a big flag, and there was only one word on that big flag, Heaven.
"God, which sect is this? Looking at the clothes of those chariots, they are definitely not like the clothes in the northern region of the Desolate Beast Star. Suddenly, the Heavenly Demon seemed to remember something, "Could it be that they are the Heavenly Barbarian Division of the Barbarian Three? No, this Barbarian Tribe has always lived in the Southern Region of the Desolate Beast Star, why did they come here today?"
The Heavenly Demon was full of doubts in his heart, and after a while, he stared at the glans man very politely and said, "If I am not mistaken, Your Excellency should belong to the Heavenly Barbarian Department of the Three Barbarian Divisions. I wasn't a deacon to stop the car, but because there was someone in the car that I was looking for. ”
The Heavenly Demon pointed out the identity of the other party, and his face was not shocked, and he said his purpose again. This kind of performance made the old man with the glans body think slightly.
I'm here to find a new barbarian goddess.,If it's preempted by the other two.,Then I'll become a sinner of the Heavenly Barbarian Department.,These two people stopped the car in public.,And there's no intention of retreating.,If you kill them.,It will definitely bring a series of trouble.,It seems that this is the only way to do it.。
"Who are you looking for?" the glans man smiled slightly, "If there is, I will hand him over." ”
But at this moment, in the corner of the galloping ghost axe cart of ten thousand horses, a tiger-headed demon cultivator wearing a beast suit suddenly screamed.
"Oh no, someone sneaked up on me. ”
Immediately, the barbarians on both sides of the tiger head demon cultivator surrounded them, and the barbarians were originally relatively united, but when they saw their own people being attacked by sneak attack, they immediately became angry.
"It must be those two people who stopped the car, they are too crazy, they dare to stop our car in public, and they also attacked our people, how can this kind of thing be endured, it was the master who took out his own knife and slaughtered them......"
I don't know who said this, but the barbarians became even more angry, and they all ran in the direction where the old man with the glans on the front of the car was.
"Damn, Lao Tzu's trick is called borrowing a knife to kill. "That tiger-headed demon cultivator is naturally invincible.