Section 59
The two of them came to a man about thirty years old, wrapped in an orchid scarf on his head, wearing a white robe, and a capable man approached, Tu Shishu said: "This is the first hero in Xiangxi, Li Jin and Li Zhuangshi." Li Zhuangshi robbed the rich and helped the poor, and was deeply loved by the people in Xiangxi, and loved to make friends all over the world, which can be described as a good reputation, hahahaha......"
Li Jin got up and said, "Brother Tu painted gold on the younger brother's face, ashamed." is so thousands of miles old, I can't bear to look at the bones on the side of the road. After that, he nodded at Li Zhihua and smiled: "I am fortunate to meet Brother Li today." Li Zhihua hugged his fists and said: "Brother Li is chivalrous and benevolent, and the younger brother is very fortunate to see Yingfan." ”
After introducing the others, Li Zhihua was placed on Qiu Deqiu's side, and the servants then served tea fruits.
Qiu Deqiu saw him sitting beside him, he was angry in his heart, and secretly gritted his teeth and said: "What kind of virtue does this kid have and I, the world-famous head of Qingcheng, can sit on an equal footing and fight against each other? ”
When all the guests saw that Li Zhihua was in the seat of the VIP, they were all angry, and they couldn't help but be dissatisfied with Tu Da Pili Chunqiu.
Li Zhihua had already seen everyone's dissatisfied, but he ignored it, drank a cup of tea, and looked around.
Qiu Deqiu pretended to smile and said: "The young man is not at home to learn literature and ink, but he loves to wander the rivers and lakes, what I have waited for is the days of licking blood with a knife, often fighting and fighting, but not a joke." After dinner, walk as soon as possible. "I secretly thought that it would be reasonable to wait for him to walk out of the village and send a few disciples to intercept and kill this person halfway.
Li Zhihua also deliberately picked up the teacup, took a sip, spit out the tea leaves, and said slowly: "The younger brother is proficient in poetry and songs, piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, proficient in everything, observing the sky and measuring the earth, divining and divining people, and knows everything; I regret it in my life, but I only make friends with some literati and gentlemen, and I rarely know heroes and warriors. Today, I am fortunate to meet the fourth brother, although the friendship is shallow and the love is deep, and they have fun with each other, so they are led to the next here, so as to see the public. The younger brother has insight into the past and the disaster, although the martial arts are lower than yours, but also with the official martial arts master to learn a year of fists and feet, but it is more than enough to protect his life, when I calculate that the disaster will be temporary, then I will use the best plan, and I can sit back and relax!"
Qiu Deqiu and the others listened to him blowing the conch sourly, and they were all furious in their hearts, thinking that a hairless young man in this river Hansyan and Yelang were arrogant, and he must be a degenerate person with a light mouth. If this kid is the son of an official gentry, the Tu brothers are more important than him, maybe they have other plans, we can see you as worthless, maybe after getting drunk, unintentionally and carelessly unsheathed the sword, how did this kid be killed?
Seeing his pretentious demeanor, all the guests were bored, but Tao Dashui and Li Jin smiled and listened carefully.
Qiu Deqiu and the disciples were extremely angry, if it weren't for Brother Tu's side, they would have kicked him out. Qiu Deqiu couldn't help but smile angrily: "The old man is clumsy, he can't see that the young man is a god descending from the mortal, Bo Gu is through the present, and he can pinch and calculate, which is really amazing." The young man just said that he could solve the disaster with a plan, but the old man didn't know which plan could be so wonderful, so let's listen to it. ”
Li Zhihua said: "Qiu Guanzhu, as a person who alchemy and mercury melting, should call himself 'Poor Dao', but you call yourself 'old man', but it is incompatible." Although the younger brother is young and young, he has also befriended some monks and nuns, none of whom call themselves so. According to the younger brother's calculations, Brother Qiu's Taoist clothes and hair bun are fake. Otherwise, when you enter the Taoist gate, why do you still have a common name? The little brother has seen and heard about it, and he has a wide range of experiences, but you can't hide it from me. ”
This habit made Qiu De's hatred so angry that his stomach exploded, his face sank, and he held back his anger and said: "The young man is rude!"
Li Zhihua hurriedly said: "I'm sorry Brother Qiu, the younger brother didn't cover his mouth for a while, he shouldn't reveal the bottom, and he hopes to forgive his sins." ”
Every time Qiu Deqiu heard him call himself a "little brother", he wanted to slap him to death and kick him out of the hall.
When all the disciples in Qingcheng saw him pestering and insulting Master Xi, they were angry, and they all took a step forward, pressing their hands on the hilt of their swords and glaring angrily. Seeing this, Qiu Deqiu hinted that they should not be reckless, and if they couldn't bear it, they would mess up the overall situation. Everyone was shocked that the young man was timid and small, but he was afraid that there would be no good results.
Seeing this scene, Tu Shishu immediately smiled and persuaded: "Brother Li rarely sets foot in the rivers and lakes of the Central Plains, this is Qiu Guanzhu, the head of Qingcheng, how can it be fake? Brother Li made a mistake this time." Tu Podao saw that Li Zhihua was making a fool, and he was amused in his heart, and he didn't dissuade him.
Li Zhihua said with a smile: "Extremely ashamed, extremely ashamed, in front of the heroes, they are smiling." As the saying goes: A wise man thinks a thousand times, and he must make a mistake. What's more, hehe, hehe, I hope all the chivalrous warriors don't laugh. ”
A man said: "Lord Qiu Guan, his old man asked you just now, and you haven't answered yet!"
The person who spoke was short in stature, with a pair of mouse eyes and freckles on his face, and was smiling at Qiu Deqiu. Qiu Deqiu was disdainful of this, as if he hadn't heard the man speak for him.
Li Zhihua saw that this person had a servile face, and felt disgusted, thinking that such a person who sucked carbuncles and licked hemorrhoids so far did not stain the word "Huiyingtang". Patience said: "In the next clever plan, I should talk to Qiu Guan and listen to it alone. This plan is the crown of all plans, if something happens to you, you will take 'go as the top' to deal with it, so there is no difficulty. Such a strategy should be known to everyone, but you rarely know about it, alas, ......" After speaking, he shook his head again and again, took a sip of the cup.
The man who spoke just now was a little angry and said: "Although Your Excellency is a friend invited by Brother Tu, but we are his old friends, all the heroes are here, but Your Excellency is not playing, if it were not for Qiu Guan Lord and all the heroes with a big heart, how could you be allowed to blaspheme? If it weren't for Brother Tu's face, I would have been angry first." ”
Qiu Deqiu couldn't bear it, and suddenly grabbed the pulse of Li Zhihua's wrist and held it. Qiu Deqiu was afraid that he really had martial arts, so as soon as he stretched out his hand, he concealed the three superior grappling techniques of "Tiger Claw Grabler", "Dragon Claw Gong" and "Little Eighteen Na", no matter how the opponent changed his moves, he could not grasp the opponent's wrist at most, and he would never be taken by the opponent. Unexpectedly, as soon as he made a move, he was able to be caught, and if he urged his internal strength a little, this person could whine and mourn.
Li Zhihua had already detected the other party's intentions, so he didn't know it, and when he saw Qiu Deqiu holding his pulse, he pretended to be shocked: "You...... What are you doing?" Qiu Deqiu squinted and smiled: "Don't do anything, the old man wants to be intimate with you." Li Zhihua smiled at him and said no more.
Everyone saw that he was blocked by Qiu Deqiu's inability to move, and they all thought that if he vomited his internal strength, this young man would be able to get on the account. Qiu Deqiu clasped Li Zhihua's wrist, seeing that he didn't seem to fight back, but he was slightly panicked at first, but now he was nothing. I thought that this young man was blowing nonsense, but I didn't know that it was powerful. smiled and said, "You said that you have learned some fist and foot kung fu, what boxing techniques have you learned?"
Li Zhihua said: "I have learned a lot, and it is difficult to write down all the names for a while, but I only remember that I have learned the Shaolin boxing that is very hard, and there is also the Demon Palm Method, and there is one ...... By the way, there is also the Dharma stick method of Wutai Mountain, and there is also a magical and changeable grappling hand......"
Before he could finish speaking, the crowd burst into laughter. Everyone knows that Shaolin boxing does exist, but they have never heard of this clutche, and as for the "Dharma stick method", it is even more hilarious. One person smiled and said: "Don't laugh at the bad ideas in the next Bo, I have only heard that the Shaolin school has the Dharma rod method and the Shaolin stick method, but I have never heard of the Dharma stick method in Wutai Mountain."
Li Zhihua said: "It's not that Wutai Mountain doesn't have this skill, you just haven't heard of it." Shaolin has the Dharma rod method, how can Wutai Mountain not have this Dharma stick method?"
The man smiled again: "Where is Wutai Mountain? ”
Li Zhihua said: "Wutai Mountain is so famous, you don't know it?"
The man smiled, "I really don't know. ”
Li Zhihua said: "Then I will wait for you." When it comes to Wutai Mountain, it is mysterious, it is located on an island in Shandong...... "Before the words were finished, everyone laughed loudly again, and a few people laughed so much that they sprayed tea on the ground.
The white-winged dragon said with a smile: "Wutai Mountain is obviously in Anhui, but you actually said that it is in Shandong, but you came to coax us." ”
Li Zhihua hurriedly said: "Wutai Mountain is in Anhui, of course I know, I not only know that Wutai Mountain is in Anhui, but also know that Jiuhua Mountain is also in Anhui." I have been to Jiuhua Mountain once, the scenery is good, there are many monkeys there, and there are also living in Taoist temples. ”
Everyone laughed, thinking that this young man didn't know where Wutai Mountain was, and deliberately talked about Jiuhua Mountain to secretly scold Qiu Deqiu, this young man is bold, at this moment, the Tujia brothers can protect you, whether there is still life after leaving the village, but it is difficult to say. This Jiuhua Mountain is indeed in Anhui, and he must have been there.
Bai Yifei said with a smile: "People are asking you about Wutai Mountain, but they don't ask you about Jiuhua Mountain, you still say where Wutai Mountain is." ”
Li Zhihua said: "Wutai Mountain was originally in Shandong, but later moved to Anhui, because the monks in the Wutai Mountain Temple were annoyed by the noise of the waves, so they moved to Anhui and those Taoist priests in Jiuhua Mountain. ”
Everyone listened to him farther and farther, laughing before and laughing again.
The white-winged dragon said: "Wutai Mountain is actually in Western Xia, Your Excellency can hear it clearly. With that, a few more people laughed.
Li Zhihua said: "Brother Bai is getting farther and farther, Wutai Mountain is obviously in our Central Plains, how could he run to Western Xia, it's really ridiculous." ”
Everyone laughed and thought: "This young man is not stupid, and it is rare to know that Wutai Mountain is in the Central Plains." ”
Tu Podao saw that everyone was laughing at Li Zhihua, and he was angry, so he said: "Brother Li, stop talking nonsense, Wutai Mountain is in Shanxi." ”
How did Li Zhihua not know that Wutai Mountain was in Wutai County in the northeast of Shanxi, and its Qingliang Temple was under the Eagle Peak, but he just pretended to be shallow and played with everyone. Listening to Tu Podao's words, he realized that "yes, Wutai Mountain is in Shanxi, because those monks and the stinky Taoist priests on Jiuhua Mountain do not come, they believe in different beliefs, and they are not harmonious all the year round. ”
Everyone laughed, splashed spittle and tears, and some said: "Yes, wonderful, I really don't know that Wutai Mountain has so many origins." Qiu Deqiu heard him scold the Taoist priest on Jiuhua Mountain, obviously by scolding himself, he was really angry in his heart, and when he saw that his apprentices also laughed loudly, he was even more ashamed and angry, but he couldn't get angry immediately.