Tang Linkun shook the oversized flat wine jug, and there was a "gungun" sound inside. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

"Yu Rong, this wine is yours, right?" Tang Linkun threw the wine jug back to the guard named Yu Rong.

"Ambassador Tang's Day, it's not mine, you can just take a sip! Yu Rong's flat wine jug is like a heart shield that has been hanging on the chest of the meat, and he is reluctant to take it out and share it if he encounters something that everyone has not eaten.

"Come on, you smell alcohol every day, and I smell it as soon as the house is on fire. Tang Linkun said with a smile, everyone in the snow nest laughed, Yu Rong took the pot of wine awkwardly, and when he glanced at Tang Linkun, he also laughed.

This pot of wine was indeed secretly brought by Yu Rong, who was addicted to alcohol, although he couldn't drink alcohol during the mission, it was good to be able to smell it from time to time along the way, but he didn't expect such a little secret to escape Tang Linkun's eyes. Although they lacked food and drink, and were in a snow nest with a bone-chilling cold, everyone felt a little warmer with laughter. Even General Zhao Yun, who had lost the escort team for grain and grass, showed a shallow smile.

"This yak meat belongs to the half-dog brother, right? I'm not hungry, you better keep it first!" Tang Linkun threw the yak meat, which weighed five catties, back into the half-dog's arms.

"Ambassador Tang, how do you know that this meat is mine? Can you smell it too?" Zhao Bangou's guard asked in confusion.

"Do you have to say it?" Tang Linkun grabbed a handful of snow and wiped his hands, seeing that everyone pricked up their ears, Tang Linkun stopped selling guanzi, "I saw you take something out of your arms and stuff it into your mouth more than once......

Everyone laughed, this Tang Ambassador Day not only has a smart nose, but also has a very good eyesight.

"Half-dog, you are simply a starving ghost reincarnated, when we are still in the fire house, we eat as much as you want for every meal, why do you still hide the meat? You are a wolf? If you can't eat it, hide the meat first, I really convince you!" Mo Li slapped the back of the half-dog's head.

"I don't know what's going on, I'm ......hungry as soon as I finish eating," the half-dog picked up the flaming fox hat and buckled it back to his head.

"Do you want to know how Zhao Bangou could have such a strange name?"

"Blind mosquito, you dare to talk nonsense, I'...... I ......" the half-dog knelt and was about to pounce on one of the guards opposite.

"You sit down for me! Mo Hu pressed the half-dog back into the snow.

"That year, our village had a 'Qingsui Festival', and it was the turn of the half-dog family to eat meat, and his father stewed a local dog early in the morning, and called the half-dog to light the fire, and when his father was ready to start the pot, he found that only half of the dog meat was left, and the two dog's legs were missing, and his father yelled: What about the other half dog............? That year, our Zhao Bangou was only eight years old, and he could eat half a dog in one meal, is it appropriate for you to call him half a dog?"

"Blind mosquito, okay, do you want to know why he is called blind mosquito? That summer, a group of girls in our village were bathing in the river......

There was constant laughter in the snow nest, and Tang Linkun quickly fell asleep in everyone's laughter.

When Tang Linkun woke up, the piece of beef had been evenly divided into twenty portions, but no one ate it, they all carefully put their own portion into their pockets, everyone was fully prepared, and the difficult days were still to come.

"Brothers, today we have to speed up, and it is better to find the woods, where there is no grass and no food. Mo Bao turned to Zhong Ruoyin: "Mrs. Ambassador, today we will take turns carrying you away......

Zhong Ruoyin couldn't use her flying magic skill since yesterday afternoon, and asked Tang Linkun what was going on? Tang Linkun analyzed it for her, saying that maybe her level was too low

"No, I'll go myself!" Zhong Ruoyin was the first to rush out of the snow nest, crying and making trouble, and now he has become a burden to everyone, Zhong Ruoyin feels more uncomfortable than anyone else. Walking out of the road of less than five miles, her speed slowed down significantly, Tang Linkun brought a rope and connected Zhong Ruoyin with himself.

Needless to say, the four brothers of the Mo family of General Zhao Yun are strong on their feet, and the other guards are also carefully selected and strong, no one spoke along the way, buried their heads in the march, and grabbed the snow and stuffed it into their mouths when they were hungry and thirsty. Tang Linkun used the Flying Divine Technique several times to take Zhong Ruoyin to the front for more than ten miles, and then waited for the large army to follow. After walking for nearly one hundred and fifty miles, Tang Linkun saw that the speed of the march had slowed down significantly.

"General Zhao, let's rest today!"

Tang Linkun was afraid that after everyone sweated, he would suddenly lie down and have an accident, so he delivered a little fairy honey to each of the guards. The guards took out the small piece of yak meat, cut it in third, and chewed it slowly in the snow. After this rapid march, everyone lost the interest of yesterday, and after building a snow nest, everyone quickly fell asleep.

"Let's go, everybody, we've been asleep for five or six hours. Mo Bao urged everyone, "Get up and wipe your face with snow." ”

"Brother Mo, why do I feel like I've just fallen asleep?" Wen Zhi rubbed his heavy eyelids and sat up.

"Mother, what is this?" suddenly the half-dog jumped up and pushed a big hole in the snow nest, and the cold snow foam fell on everyone's faces, and now everyone came to their senses. Seeing Zhao Bangou's two feet jumping around as if they were stepping on a brazier.

Wen Zhi frowned and said, "What? Half-dog, you are so shocked, we will be scared out of your illness sooner or later." ”

"Blind mosquito, you know a fart, you suddenly got into something in your crotch, don't you call your father and mother?" The half-dog reached out and really pulled out a small animal from the fat crotch.

"Whew!" the mouse cried.

"Ahh

Everyone laughed, and Ambassador Tang, who seemed to be omnipotent, was afraid of such a small thing.

"It's a lemming. Zhao Bangou smacked his lips, "Half a catty of meat, let's look for it, there are twenty or thirty, which is enough for everyone to eat." ”

Where else do you need to find the palm-sized snow nest? Except for the only one in the hands of the half-dog, there are no other rat tracks.

Zhao Bangou pulled out the dark iron thorn and sandwiched it between his legs, the unlucky lemming who got into the crotch of the half-dog's pants and was cornered by the smell of coaxing, was quickly skinned, and Zhong Ruoyin, who did not overreact to the mouse, couldn't help but feel disgusted and rushed out of the snow nest.

Marching more than 100 miles a day, three days later, the lemming was divided and eaten alive by the guards, Yaguo relied on fairy honey to lift his breath, and Zhong Ruoyin could no longer "fly". After insisting on walking for more than sixty miles, Zhao Yun ordered everyone to rest. Zhao Yun took advantage of Tang Linkun's sleep and motioned for Zhong Ruoyin to go out of the snow nest with him.

"Madame Ambassador, if you let Ambassador Tang take it tomorrow, he will be exhausted. ”

Zhong Ruoyin burst into tears, "I know, General Zhao!"

"Tomorrow, I'll carry you, your weight is about the same as my dark iron thorn, besides, even if I'm tired, there are still so many big brothers, don't delay the speed of the march." Zhao Yun comforted.

"Thank you, General Zhao, for the reminder. Zhong Ruoyin said a blessing to General Zhao and went into the snow.

Mo Leopard moved over a large snowball, blocking the entrance and exit of the snow nest.

After Tang Linkun woke up, he found that Zhong Ruoyin was not by his side, and after waiting for a while, he didn't see Zhong Ruoyin come back, Tang Linkun, who felt bad, kicked away the snowball and shouted: "Ruoyin!

Everyone woke up, "Mrs. Ambassador, Mrs. Ambassador!"

After shouting, except for Tang Linkun, all the eyes of everyone fell on Zhao Bangou.

"What do you look at me? I don't know where the ambassador's wife has gone? Don't look at me, you can see my hairs stand on end. Zhao Bangou continued to shout loudly towards the empty snowfield: "Mrs. Ambassador, come out quickly, if you don't come out, I'll be in big trouble." ”

It turned out that when he was camping the day before yesterday, this hungry and crazy Zhao Bangou was holding one of Yu Rong's thighs in his sleep, gnawing and biting, and was slapped aside by Yu Rong. After a while, Mo Badger's wrist was bitten and bleeding by Zhao Bangou, and after kicking him away, Zhao Bangou actually walked out of the snow nest and ran towards the big and round moon with open arms. After being seen by Tang Linkun, who was up at night, and after delivering a spoonful of fairy honey, Zhao Bangou woke up from his half-sleep and asked him why he ran towards the moon?

So everyone suspects that Zhao Bangou is justified, Zhao Bangou has been receiving immortal honey for more than ten hours, this guy is hungry, maybe he will gnaw the ambassador's wife.

"Madame Ambassador!, where are you!" Zhao Bangou fell into the snow after running for a while, and his legs were weak and he couldn't get up for a long time.

My wife went to the front. Tang Linkun ran some distance ahead, and found Zhong Ruoyin's footprints in a shallow pit that was slightly recessed.

Tang Linkun took a large amount of immortal honey from the blood stone, and when a trace of warmth came up in the dantian, a move "Wind Turns to Wild Sand" blew away.

More than twenty miles away, Tang Linkun caught up with Zhong Ruoyin, "Ruoyin, why are you like this? What if you meet a snow wolf? If you have something, what should I do?"

Tang Linkun stood in front of Zhong Ruoyin, "If you are so disobedient again, I won't take you out next time." ”

Tang Linkun saw that Zhong Ruoyin's head was constantly steaming, and he didn't even have the strength to speak while sitting on the snow, and his heart softened again, "I know you don't want to bother me...... Okay, let's not take it as an example, I'll lose some fairy honey to you first. ”

"I don't want ......"

Zhong Ruoyin wanted to stand up and continue to move forward with his hands on the ground, and after stumbling two steps, he fell headlong on the snow, and a black thing fell out of Zhong Ruoyin's arms.

Zhong Ruoyin hadn't eaten for so many days, and Tang Linkun's tears filled his eyes.

Tang Linkun took Zhong Ruoyin in his arms, broke off the yak meat little by little, and stuffed it into Zhong Ruoyin's mouth, but how could Zhong Ruoyin, who was in a coma, swallow the dry beef? It seems that in the land of death, fairy honey alone will not work.

Mo Bao and they arrived in time, seeing that Zhong Ruo fainted due to hunger, Yu Rong decisively took out the wine jug, Tang Linkun fed her a big sip of wine, Zhong Ruoyin, who was choked by the strong wine, coughed, his long eyelashes moved, the smart Mo Hu, put the piece of yak meat with a little snow on the dagger, and used the handle of the Xuantie thorn to keep beating, the yak meat gradually became soft and fluffy, Tang Linkun picked up a little with his fingers, and slowly fed Zhong Ruoyin to eat. (To be continued.) )