Li Zhihua smiled: "Of course, of course, the younger brother is also a scholar and will not fight." ”

The man said, "Since you are a literati who reads, why do you come to be rude, and why do you bring a sword?"

Li Zhihua smiled again: "Li Bai is a literati, and he doesn't always carry a sword?"

The man said, "Have you seen Li Bai carry a sword with your own eyes? I am also a literati, why don't you carry a sword?"

Li Zhihua laughed and said: "I'm pretending to be an imitation, and I don't count." ”

The man said, "You have the right to treat me as a woman, and you can't be together." ”

Li Zhihua said: "You have the right to treat me as a woman." ”

The man snorted and said, "I'm a man." ”

Li Zhihua smiled and took off his baggage, put it back on the table, and said: "If you leave again, you will drive me away, and if you have friends and don't make friends, you will be confused." ”

The man said, "If you don't treat people with sincerity, who will make friends with you?"

Li Zhihua took off his mask and said, "Let's go, let's drink." ”

The man turned his face to look, and suddenly saw that he had a handsome face, very heroic, and his body couldn't help but tremble, and only after a while did he say: "You are stupid, it's really unpredictable." ”

Li Zhihua smiled: "I'm used to it." ”

The man said, "Are you afraid that a woman will see you, and a man will be jealous of you?"

Li Zhihua blushed and smiled: "It's not." ”

The man asked, "Do you have a wife?"

When Li Zhihua saw him ask this, he was amused in his heart and said with a smile: "Yes, yes, about a hundred thousand." ”

The man said, "I don't believe it. You have one at most. is as heroic as you, your wife will never allow you to mess with flowers and grass outside, and will guard you. ”

Li Zhihua smiled: "Then why didn't my wife come with me today?"

The man said, "How do I know? Maybe you stole it." Tell you the truth, do you have a wife?"

Li Zhihua was surprised, and asked with a smile: "Do I have a wife to hinder you, what is the matter?

The man said, "I don't like to associate with people who have wives unless I agree to them." Otherwise, ignore him at all. ”

Li Zhihua smiled and asked, "So what? Don't you have a wife?"

The man snorted at him and said, "Nonsense, how can I have a wife? If I have a wife, I will still talk about others? Because most people who have wives don't value their friends, you maybe." ”

Li Zhihua smiled in his heart: "There are really people on the rivers and lakes." Then he said, "If you say that a married man is not enough friends, unless a bachelor is enough friends?"

The man said: "You don't know these mystical reasoning, those stinky men who will never find a wife, I am even more tired of looking at them, it is better to look at a pig comfortably." ”

Li Zhihua smiled and asked, "Do you plan to find a wife in the future?"

The man spat at him and said, "Phew, why should I find a wife?"

Li Zhihua was a little bored, thinking to himself how this person could be so rude, so he took a sweat towel and wiped his face: "I also hate people who don't have wives, and I hate people who don't want to find a wife, so it's better to look at a pig and be comfortable." As he spoke, his eyes fixed on the man.

The man seemed to be angry, and said, "Why are you scolding me around the bend?"

Li Zhihua said: "I need to rest, I don't have time to talk to you about some boredom." ”

The man said, "Why do you say that? Don't you like to be friends with me?"

Li Zhihua said: "You are a yin and yang weird, it is difficult to be with others, or you leave, or I go." ”

The man said, "If I were a beautiful young woman, you wouldn't say that." ”

Li Zhihua said impatiently: "You are right. You read your books, I sleep with me, and everyone is fine. ”

The man said, "How can I read if you sleep near me and disturb me." ”

Li Zhihua said: "No, let's go one." You give me back the money, and I'll leave right away. ”

The man said angrily, "What kind of friend is that!"

Li Zhihuaqi said: "What do you want to do, so confusing people?"

But the man smiled and said, "How do I know? ”

Li Zhihua said in his heart that this person was a madman, and he also invited him to drink, so as not to be even more crazy. So he ignored him, went to the basin, washed his face, and poured water into the basin to wet his feet. After washing, I poured water, and began to undress and sleep. When I raised my eyes to look at the man, I saw that he was looking at himself undressing, and he couldn't help laughing: "Haven't you seen people sleeping, what are you doing watching me all the time?"

The man said, "Look at how handsome you look, I haven't seen you sleep, what will you do to me?"

Li Zhihua said: "How dare you, my brother is not ugly." ”

The man said, "You're right. ”

Li Zhihua didn't pay attention to it, and fell asleep. The man seemed to see that he was asleep, so he ignored him and took out his book to read it.

After a while, Li Zhihua gradually fell asleep, but heard the man shouting, "Hey, are you still going to eat?"

Li Zhihua said annoyingly: "No, I'm going,"

When the man heard this, he went out of the room, slammed it, and deliberately slammed the door shut.

Li Zhihua was so angry that he said secretly: "How did you meet this person!"

When I slept until the end of the night, I heard another bang and the door was stomped open. Li Zhihua sat up, but a guy from the shop came in with a food box, and the man followed behind him and drank two wines. Li Zhihua said angrily: "Can't you be quieter?" The shopkeeper said: "I'm sorry son, it's not a small door to stomp." The man rebuked the fellow, "Did I stomp on the door?" and the fellow said, "Not me, anyway." The man deliberately shouted on the side of Li Zhihua's bed: "Isn't it who you are?" You walked in front, and I followed behind, what do you say!" The guy said, "But I don't dare to kick the door." The man said angrily, "You kid are still secretly complaining about my kicking, and what can you do to me if I kicked it?"

When the man saw that he was angry, he whispered repeatedly: "Don't make noise, blame me, blame me." The man said, "If you blame you, why do you kick the door?" and the man said, "Yes, yes." The man said, "What's the matter, don't go away, disturb the rest of the people." The guy hurriedly put down the food box and walked away. The man slammed the door shut again, and scolded, "A stinky pig." ”

Li Zhihua glared at this person angrily, this person didn't seem to know, and he was still teasing with it.

After a while, the man was no longer silent, Li Zhihua squinted and saw that he was reading again, so he lay down again.

When I fell asleep for a long time, I faintly heard the sound of eating and drinking, the sound of eating and drinking was particularly loud, and occasionally praised a few "good wines".

Li Zhihua may not have eaten for a long time, listening to the sound of this person eating and drinking, and then smelling the smell of wine and food, he felt sleepy and hungry, and his heart was very annoyed, so he pulled the quilt over his face, and did not want to hear this sound.

The man ate and drank for a while, coughing violently twice, as if he had been caught in his throat by a fishbone. Li Zhihua was very happy in his heart, and secretly deserved it.

After coughing up half a cup of tea, he ate and drank again, chewing the crispy flesh and bones so loudly that it was tempting to be greedy. After eating, the man rinsed his mouth and spit out violently, so that there was no other sound.

He secretly thought that this person had already eaten and drunk, not to mention that the hour was not early, and it must be time to rest. After listening for a while, you can hear the sound of the quilt being laid. After a long time, Li Zhihua gradually fell asleep again.

The man was reading aloud at this moment, but when he heard him read, "The son asked, 'What is precious?' and what is cheap?' and they replied, 'Books are precious, and if they are not ignored, they are cheap, and they are not refined and foolish.'" The son asked, 'Who is like a guest, and what is discarded like dung, and who is knowledge?' and he replied, "The book is my friend is like a guest, and the cultivator is no different from dung on the ground." then also. Zi said: "Fu Jingli also." Why don't you see your husband and Xi Zihu? The ploughman is against the public?' When they heard his question, they all died. Zi rebuked indignantly: 'Si is also rotten, Si is also rotten. Even the sad cries: 'Woofu, woohoo!' haha, haha...... Zigong doubted: 'How sad is the teacher, don't give ......'"

This person still wanted to read it again, Li Zhihua couldn't hold back his anger anymore, sat up and scolded: "Are you eating enough or are you sick?"

The man was surprised, "Oh, I see you're sick." I originally owned this house, and if I hadn't been kind, you might be sleeping on the streets right now. You also said just now, you sleep, I read my book, everyone is fine. I was about to leave, but you stopped me and beat me, what else are you doing?"

Li Zhihua was dumbfounded, thinking that this person was right, he did say those words and stopped people from leaving, so he said: "Then you can't deliberately disturb people to rest, if you want to read, can't you read silently in your heart?"

The man said, "A good article must be read aloud, but who will listen to it silently? If I read it silently at first, how could you hear it and seek this home?"

Li Zhihua secretly thought that this person's mouth was upside down, and he didn't want to lose the battle for a while, and said: "Where is a good article, you are talking nonsense." ”

The man snorted and sneered: "If you haven't read a book, you say that I am nonsense, and only the books you have read can be regarded as true when people read them?" Or if you are not sleepy, otherwise, let alone studying, even if you fight and kill people here, you can sleep soundly. If you don't believe you, I'll sleep, that's different. ”

Li Zhihua said bitterly: "Okay, okay, please, brother, the hour is not early, you should be stable, so as not to wake up other tenants, you and I will not be at peace." ”

The man said, "Okay, since you said it, I won't read it anymore, can I wash up and rest?"

Li Zhihua was overjoyed and said, "Of course it's good." ”

The man took off his robe, walked to the wooden basin, and suddenly shouted, "Strange, strange, which one is so shameless, the water I fetched is useless, who will pour it out?" ”

Li Zhihua thought that this person was pretending to be crazy and stupid, maybe there would be a problem, so he said: "I'm sorry brother, the water is used by me, and you will just spend the night." ”

The man said angrily, "Why don't you just spend the night? ”

Li Zhihua secretly thought that if he taught this person a lesson, it would not be worth it, lest he shout and damage his face. So he said: "I'll fetch you a basin of water, if you want to make any more noise, don't blame me for being unkind to you." ”

The man sneered: "Hmph, who is afraid of being tyrannical, I also have two fellow villagers living in the inn opposite, one of whom has practiced martial arts for several years, if you meet him, hehe...... I don't have that kind of spirit. After speaking, he glanced at it, picked up the book and fanned it twice, but he was very disapproving.

Li Zhihua didn't bother to pay attention to it, put on his clothes and got out of bed and asked, "Where can I get water?"

The man said, "Ask me what I'm doing?" and go downstairs to find the man. After speaking, he lay down on the bed and continued to read.

Li Zhihua sneered: "Brother Tai is so arrogant that it is poisonous. If you're lucky, if you meet someone else, hehe, you'll have a sweet taste. ”

The man read aloud as if he had not heard of it: "Reason is reasonable, and if there is none, it will be a disaster, and it is not allowed to ......."