Chang'an has been calm recently, and there seems to be nothing worth saying except for the prince's wedding. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info The court played each other haha, the emperor scolded, the Empress Wu scolded, the prime minister scolded, and the people below also sprayed each other, there were so many people who sprayed, and the work of the Yushitai was topped, and the official gate of the Yushitai found that there was no one to scold, and he kept silent, even Jin Taiyan, the first troll of the Tang Dynasty, shut up and stood at ease with the old god.

When these upwards attack each other, they are like undying enemies, but after scolding the next dynasty, everyone is hello, I am good, everyone is holding hands and getting off work together, and the relationship is not intimate. The only purpose is to influence the regency of the Empress Wu, and when the Empress Wu issues an edict, the people below begin to tear each other apart.

When Qin Zisang got up in the morning, there was no one in Hanye Village, and Han Tongwen and his disciples should be practicing at this time, and they didn't bother to care about them, so they picked up the fishing rod and were about to go out, Lin Yun ran over in a panic.

"Young Master Qin, Young Master Qin, it's not good, it's not good, it's not good."

"What's the matter, so panicked"

"Young Master Qin, just now someone broke into Hanye Village and arrested Young Master Kong Zhao, the two young masters have already gone to chase after them, you should go too" Lin Yun said anxiously.

"Caught Kong Zhao, in what direction did you run away?" asked Qin Zisang

Qin Zisang threw down the fishing rod and raised his sword and ran in the direction pointed by Lin Yun, Lin Yun saw Qin Zisang walking away and shouted two words towards the backyard

"Young Master come out, Young Master Qin is gone"

Han Tongwen's master and apprentice and Ye Liu walked in excitedly from behind the courtyard wall, today's Hanye Village is destined to be very lively, several people gathered around the table with an evil smile on their faces.

"It's rare to see Qin Zisang eating deflated, hahahaha" Ye Liu smiled wildly, "You say, why is my psychology so comfortable?"

"Who said no, guess when he will come back" Han Tongwen also had an irrepressible smile on his face.

"I guess before lunch, then I'll bet after lunch"

"What's the stake," Ye Liu asked.

"Help my apprentice and me do the laundry!"

"Deal," Ye Liu laughed

There are a lot of festivals in Hanyezhuang, and many of them are not famous, but his favorite is what is this called April Fool's Day, you can play with Qin Zisang, not to mention, and you don't have to pay. I remember last year's National Day in order to celebrate the founding of the Tang Dynasty, Ye Liu donated 500 yuan, the emperor did not celebrate he didn't know which door Hanyezhuang celebrated, June 1st Children's Day, Qiao Song and the little wolf each had a big red envelope, donated 300 yuan on Arbor Day, donated 400 yuan on Labor Day, every time it was indispensable to break money, white flowers and silver flowed out, these bird festivals Ye Liu didn't know how to live, all of them were sadistic festivals, when I thought of this, Ye Liu's face changed.

"You're not going to fix me, are you?"

"No, of course not, we are teammates in the trench" Han Tongwen squeezed his eyes at the little wolf, and the little wolf and Qiao Song Kong Zhao quietly left the pavilion together.

The two of them were waiting for Qin Zisang to come back, Ye Liu didn't understand why Han Tongwen was always looking at his crotch, Ye Liu also looked at it several times, but he didn't show it?

"Han Tongwen, Lao Tzu is not finished with you" A few words popped out from between Ye Liu's teeth.

"You have wronged me, the murderer has already run away," Han Tongwen laughed while holding his stomach

"Bastard, pull those three little bastards out, I have to educate them well... Oops, it's biting again, what the hell is this!" Ye Liu was in pain.

"April Fool's Day, you have to be prepared to be fooled, and I am reluctant to fight my apprentice, how can you fight, absolutely not"

Han Tongwen was watching the excitement, and suddenly shouted all of a sudden, covered his life, and stood up with a funny jump, "I told them, just let you go, even the master is teasing, something rebellious"

"Yezi, I'll take back what I just said, let's fight together when we come out, little bastard, oops, it's biting"

Qiao Song and the three children peeked at Han Tongwen through the courtyard wall and jumped back to the bedroom.

"What are you putting there?" asked Qiao Song

"It took me an afternoon yesterday to find two big ants, and put one in Uncle Ye's underwear, in line with the principle of not wasting it, I put another one for the master" The little wolf looked innocent.

"You didn't put it in my clothes," Qiao Song asked worriedly.

"Of course, you are my brother, how could I harm you," the little wolf said as he looked at Qiao Song's lower body.

"Ah!! little wolf..."

In the laughter of the little wolf, Qiao Song also ran back to the bedroom, leaving only Kong Zhao and them.

"Brother Little Wolf, in fact, I also let it go," Kong Zhao said embarrassedly.

"yes, yes, what's that?"

"I found a centipede..."

The little wolf laughed when he heard it, and his face was stubborn, "Who did you put it on, let it be put on Uncle Ye"

"What have you been looking at what I'm doing," the little wolf smiled, "It can't be me."

Hanye Zhuang is full of yard injuries, the root of Ye Liu's thigh is red and swollen, Han Tongwen's butt can't even sit down, Qiao Song is a little better, and there is a red envelope on his leg, as for the culprit little wolf... I was bitten by a centipede, and I can't get out of bed yet. Han Tongwen looked at these naughty apprentices with a long sigh

"These three stinky boys, except for Qiao Song, none of them are worry-free. ”

"The culprit is not you, the upper beam is not right, the lower beam is crooked" Ye Liu's resentment, "If you are reliable, I won't be able to go to the Qinglou for half a month"

"If that's the case, I think I've helped you"

Qin Zisang returned to Hanye Village leisurely, and looked at Han Tongwen and Ye Liu, who were half-lying down, and relieved themselves.

"Why did you come back so soon," Han Tongwen asked.

"It's just walking around Suzaku Street, how slow can you be" Qin Zisang said, "Do you think you're so stupid? You were plotting yesterday, remember to be quieter when whispering in the future?"

Today's events are always unexpected, I didn't expect a failed April Fool's Day, I didn't expect that even I was being toyed with, and I didn't expect an old man to visit.

"Who?Lin Yun, who's coming?" Han Tongwen half-lay on the chair with a surprised face, for fear that he had heard it wrong, so he asked several times in a row.

"Han Gongzi, don't you know the little girl if you haven't seen you for a few years" The generous woman came to Lin Yun's back

"Uninvited, I hope Han Gongzi will forgive me"

Han Tongwen looked at this woman, she already had a natural appearance in light makeup, and pressed her left palm on her right fist and performed a very standard fist hug salute.

"I didn't expect Miss Wang to remember this mountain villager," Han Tongwen smiled.

The person who came was Wang Muyue, the first person Han Tongwen knew after entering the Tang Dynasty for the first time. For Wang Muyue, the first time she came into contact with this woman, her capriciousness made Han Tongwen a little uncomfortable, and she also felt that she was not the kind of simple daughter of a wealthy family, and she was very scheming, although it didn't feel right, but the first time I dealt with her in Xizhou did end in unpleasantness, and I rarely contacted her after that. When he was in Qingya Academy, Han Tongwen remembered that he received a letter from Wang Muyue, and he didn't even look at it and burned it directly.

"Han Gongzi's current name, there are few people in Chang'an who don't know, needless to say all kinds of heroic deeds in recent years, and he served as the gentleman of the princes at a young age, which really makes Mu Yue admire" Wang Muyue said with a smile.

"If I didn't have a name, I'm afraid Miss Wang's character wouldn't have come to me."

"Han Tongwen, how do you speak, with a gun and a stick, can such a good girl be a bit of a man's measure" Ye Liu taught

"Come girl, please take a seat, my name is Ye Liu!" When you see the beautiful Ye Liu, you will become extremely attentive.

"It turned out to be Ye Gongzi, who has admired the name for a long time"

"Miss Wang, don't come to the door if you have nothing to do, please say anything clearly" Han Tongwen didn't want to grind his teeth with him.

"On the fifth day of the first month of next month, I will hold a banquet in the thirteenth square of beauty, and I hope that Han Gongzi can come, and Ye Gongzi will also invite him to appreciate his face, I heard that Qin Gongzi also lives here, why don't the three of them go together" Wang Muyue sent a post.

"Miss Wang is very gracious, but I am taught by my husband and never go to the Qinglou" Han Tongwen was not red or out of breath when he lied

"Han Gongzi is clean and admired, but we are just drinking, I heard that Han Gongzi is good wine, I also specially brought some five poisonous wine of the Great Xia Empire, but while drinking, I discussed some poems and songs about astronomy and geography, and asked Han Gongzi not to shirk. ”

"Beauty Thirteen Fang, what kind of Qinglou is that? I'm the same as him, we never go to Qinglou, but if it's to discuss poetry and songs, we will definitely go happily" Han Tongwen almost fell off the chair when Ye Liu said in one sentence.

"Thank you very much, then"

Wang Muyue left after sending the post, Han Tongwen looked at the post and threw it directly into the garden.

"You promised someone, you won't go."

"Today is April Fool's Day in my Hanye Village, allowing lies and encouraging lies, didn't you just say that you don't know where the Thirteenth Place of Beauty is" Han Tongwen said shamelessly.

"No, you have to go whatever you say" Ye Liu was very resolute.

"My God, do you have a crush on Wang Muyue?" Han Tongwen felt that he had asked an idiotic question as soon as he finished asking, "Also, as long as you are a weak woman with long legs and a thin waist, you can ignore her appearance and fall in love with her, let alone such a superb"

"Tongwen, don't talk nonsense, I think I've met true love!" Ye Liu's face was full of aftertaste, Wang Muyue was indeed a stunning charmer.

"That's what you said last time you met Pothos, last time I was in the Thirteenth Hall of Beauty, I said a lot, I actually have the right to let you fart" Han Tongwen hit Ye Liu mercilessly at Ye Liu, and Ye Liu's face was red and blue.

"I don't care if you want it or not, I tell you, you're decided"

"Why are you so arrogant?"

"People are clearly here to invite you, but they just brought me and Qin Zisang, why don't you go to me?"