Chapter 341: Excited Old Man
Old Man Fang screamed angrily, blowing his beard and glaring at Xu Lai. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
Even the Hua goats and Lao Wang and others next to them were full of horror.
On the contrary, it was Xiao Zhu, who didn't even change his face, but he had already been blocked by Xu Lai.
"This is what you said you shot at you, and you said you hit you in the thigh. Xu Lai said helplessly, "Fortunately, I didn't really hit you in the leg, otherwise, you wouldn't have shot me directly?"
"You know, just ......" Old Man Fang hadn't said the word 'good' yet, and he had already raised his head, "Who said it, come, this time it's true, hit here, just hit here, it's not a person who doesn't fight, and it's not a person who loses his temper." ā
Old Man Fang pointed his thighs with his fingers arrogantly, with a provocative expression.
"That's what you said, they're all witnesses!" Xu Lai said amusedly.
"Okay, they are all witnesses, but if Lao Tzu doesn't have the "Demon King's True Body", Lao Tzu won't say a word, and call Qianqian immediately!"
"You still don't believe me anymore. Xu Lai sighed.
"I believe it, that's why you were allowed to shoot. Old Man Fang said seriously.
"Old man, if you really want to be shot, the only way is to beat yourself and let me shoot, it is impossible to hurt you. Xu Lai said speechlessly.
"What nonsense, come, shoot me. ā
"Well, since you have repeatedly asked for it, if I don't do what you want, it will be too shameless. Xu Lai slowly raised his pistol, "In that case, then I really shot!"
"Open!"
"Bang!" Xu Lai's fingers pulled the trigger abruptly.
This shot was fired so suddenly, and suddenly Old Man Fang didn't expect it at all, and he didn't react at all.
However, when the bullet was fired from the chamber of the gun, Old Man Fang's body naturally moved sideways, and although the speed of the bullet was very fast, this shot still did not hit Old Man Fang after all.
"What's going on?"
Old Man Fang stood there stunned, his face full of disbelief.
At that moment, what was going on, and why did he suddenly take a step sideways? It was as if there was a sudden warning in his heart, and then his body reacted naturally?
"Old man, you also saw it, it's really not that I didn't shoot at you, but I couldn't hit it!" Xu Lai said helplessly.
As for Old Man Fang, he was still in a daze, and after a few seconds, he said: "Xu boy, try another shot, how do you feel, the bullet doesn't seem to be as fast as before?"
Xu Lai rolled his eyes helplessly: Where is this now that the bullet is not as fast as before, it is because you have a strong sense of danger and predict it in advance, so you will dodge. I have all the skills of "Limbo Microstep" on my body, if you can't even dodge bullets, then "Limbo Microstep" is too vegetable.
"Come on, do it again, I'm definitely not hiding this time. The old man said a little embarrassed.
"Well, that's what you said, and if you hide any longer, I won't play with you. When Xu Lai heard this, he secretly snickered, but on the surface, he was serious and helpless.
"Okay, come on, hit, hit here. Old Man Fang tapped his thigh hard, and as he spoke, he even closed his eyes.
"What's the use of closing your eyes?"
Xu Lai looked at Old Man Fang with a headache, suddenly his eyes rolled, he simply stopped shooting, his heart moved, and the invisible murderous aura burst out sharply, shooting towards Old Man Fang's thigh.
Suddenly, Old Man Fang felt a sudden numbness in his thighs, and then involuntarily dodged and let go.
"Old Man Fang, didn't you say that you wouldn't hide? Xu Lai pretended to be helpless.
Suddenly, the old man's face was as red as a monkey's ass.
"Xu boy, you are embarrassed to say, you hesitate for a long time to shoot, you think Lao Tzu is your young man, can you keep standing? Just now, my leg was numb, and I just moved by myself. ā
As he spoke, Old Man Fang came to snatch Xu Lai's gun: "Okay, you young people just can't be trusted, it's better for Lao Tzu to come by himself." ā
Xu Lai smiled slightly, didn't dodge, and let Old Man Fang take the gun over.
"Hey, come on, there won't be a problem. Lao Wang said with some worry.
"Don't worry, nothing can go wrong. Xu said in self-confidence.
"Okay. ā
Lao Wang thought about it, and stopped talking, this girl's origin is a pervert who is super bold, daring to shoot at Fang Lao, in this world, besides him, I really don't know how many others.
"Xu boy, look at it, the gun is used like this. ā
The old man glared at Xu Lai, put the muzzle of the gun to his thigh, and then gritted his teeth and frowned, slowly pulling the trigger.
Two seconds later, the old man's face suddenly changed: "Xu boy, are you sure that Lao Tzu really has the "Demon King's True Body" on him." ā
"Of course. ā
"That's good, if not, Lao Tzu will be with you. ā
The old man nodded reassuringly, then gritted his teeth again and frowned, and slowly began to pull the trigger.
However, just halfway through, the old man suddenly remembered something: "Hey, wait, Xu boy, your "Demon King's True Body" is reliable, there will be no problems." ā
"Rest assured, nothing will go wrong. Xu Lai said with a smile.
As a result, Xu Lai didn't laugh, but Hua Xingyue couldn't help it anymore, where is this old man Fang still like a majestic and solemn elder on TV, he can go to make a comedy.
"Cough, Lao Tzu, I've always been steady, and some things are not clear and uneasy, after all, young people, some are unreliable. Little girl, don't think that Lao Tzu is afraid of death or pain!"
Old Man Fang explained to Hua Xingyue in embarrassment, then once again held the gun against his thigh, and once again began to pull the trigger with a bitter face.
"Hey, there's ...... Alas, forget it!"
Old Man Fang was about to say something, but after seeing Hua Xingyue, he suddenly raised his head and pulled the trigger with a look of death.
"Bang!"
As the gunshot rang out, blood splashed in an instant, and an extra transparent hole appeared on Old Man Fang's thigh in an instant, and the raw white bones were splashed out.
The blood that flowed out was shot out like a fountain.
Suddenly, everyone in the courtyard was dumbfounded.
This situation is not right, even if Lao Wang's head fell off before, he didn't shed any blood, how could he change it to Old Man Fang and have an accident.
"It's over, it's over, Lao Tzu is going to die!" Old Man Fang was also dumbfounded, and he covered the wound with his hand as soon as possible.
But it didn't work, the bullet passed through a hole the size of a wine glass, and the blood still came out like tap water.
"Come on, Elder Fang's situation is not right, will it ...... Something is wrong?" said Wang, a little worried.
"Don't worry, nothing can go wrong. ā
"Xu boy, you! Lao Tzu is not finished with you!" Old Man Fang said with a glare.
"Old Man Fang, what are you anxious about?" Xu Lai said unhurriedly.
After all, Old Man Fang is an ordinary person, not like Lao Wang, he is a dignified master of dark energy, therefore, the blood in his body is not so pure, and secondly, it is not so well controlled, so if it is shed a little, it will be shed a little, and it will be better to replace it with fresh blood.
"How can I not be in a hurry, if I am not in a hurry, the blood will run dry. Old Man Fang said urgently.
"You know, seeing that you are still so arrogant, do you really think that with "The True Body of the Demon King", you can casually test your own body?" Xu Lai secretly laughed in his heart, and immediately secretly lifted the restrictions on "The True Body of the Demon King".
That's the benefit of having a backdoor, which allows you to control the switch of programs in someone else's body anytime, anywhere.
In fact, if it weren't for Xu Lai's deliberate suppression, Old Man Fang's "Demon King's True Body" would have been launched long ago.
And it was precisely in order to teach Old Man Fang a profound lesson that Xu Lai deliberately suppressed the outbreak of "The True Body of the Demon King".
Until the suppression was released at this time, and suddenly "The True Body of the Demon King" was automatically launched.
Old Man Fang only felt that a powerful force suddenly burst out from his body, and suddenly the whole person was like Popeye eating spinach, and it quickly swelled.
The muscles that had been saying goodbye for decades came back to him in an instant.
At the same time, the body has become as strong as a strong man.
"Okay, okay, this is "The Demon King's True Body"? What a powerful feeling! I think I'm going to play basketball now, and I'm invincible in the world. ā
"Hey, what about my injuries?"
Old Man Fang suddenly looked down at his wound, however, he didn't know when, his wound had disappeared.
Old Man Fang kicked his legs in disbelief, but that smooth feeling clearly showed that his injuries had completely recovered.
"This "Demon King's True Body" is too incredible, with this kung fu, what are you afraid of getting hurt?"
Old Man Fang looked at the pistol in his hand, then at his thigh, and then unbelievably shot at his thigh.
"Bang!"
Suddenly, another bloody hole appeared in his thigh.
However, the blood hole only appeared for two seconds, and it was already back to normal.
"Haha, Lao Tzu, this is the rhythm of becoming a god!"
Old Man Fang kept opening his mouth on himself with a "bang", and at the same time looked at Hua Xingyue, and said with a smug face: "Little girl, see it, Lao Tzu said a long time ago, Lao Tzu is not a person who is afraid of death and pain." ā
"Grandpa Fang, you are so powerful!" Hua Xingyue's beautiful eyes were filled with infinite starlight.
"Of course, of course, Lao Tzu has broken through the mountains and seas of swords...... "The old man shot while reminding himself about his heroic achievements back then.
Hearing this, Xu Lai was secretly helpless.
In his imagination, such a big guy should be stable and wise, but after really contacting him, he realized that Old Man Fang is completely an old child, no wonder they say that the older a person is, the more child he is.
Xu Lai's eyes suddenly rolled: Hey, if you don't die, you won't die, don't you like to brag and say that you are not afraid of pain? I want to see if you can still be so proud after recovering your pain nerves.
Xu Lai's heart moved, so he no longer affected Old Man Fang's pain nerves.
Suddenly, Old Man Fang's face changed.
The face full of red light instantly turned iron-blue, and dense fine sweat sprung up like mushrooms after a rain.
The corners of his mouth trembled, and his lips twitched.
"It hurts, it hurts, why does it hurt so much all of a sudden!"
"Grandpa Fang, what's wrong with you?" Hua Xingyue was startled by Old Man Fang's face.
"No, it's okay, cramps, it's sick...... Old Man Fang said reluctantly, at this time, he was already so painful that he couldn't speak.
Fortunately, after saying this, the pain on his body was instantly alleviated, but the wound had almost healed.
"Grandpa Fang, are you really okay?"
"It's okay, it's okay, don't worry, I'm fine. Old Man Fang let out a long breath and glanced at the pistol in his hand, but he didn't dare to test himself anymore, if it was still so painful, he wouldn't have to kill people?
"It's okay, it's okay, it's okay!" Hua Xingyue stuck out her tongue happily, but she didn't dare to get too close to Old Man Fang anymore.
"How about it, old man, I've seen the power of "The True Body of the Demon King". Xu Lai said funny.
"Hmph, it's okay, it's not as magical as I imagined. Old Man Fang snorted lightly, he felt that just now, it was so painful, it must have been done by Xu Xiaozi.
Although he has no evidence, this kind of thing does not need evidence.
Besides, even if it wasn't him, it must have been caused by his negligence or imperfect skills. Otherwise, how could something suddenly go wrong?
Even if it hurts so much, it almost made him ugly!
"Old man, you're too dissatisfied, you can't even say that you are not good at such skills. Xu Lai said speechlessly.
When Xu Lai said this, everyone immediately nodded in unison.
This kind of skill is already a complete divine skill, I really don't know how powerful Old Man Fang's heart is.
Facing everyone's suspicious eyes, Old Man Fang coughed dryly: "If I say it's not powerful, it's not powerful, of course, this is my personal opinion, it doesn't mean anything." ā
"Cut!" Hua Xingyue said softly.
"Master, my requirements are not so high, as long as I have this "Demon King's True Body" is enough, you see ......" Hua Goat said with some enthusiasm.
"What's the matter? goats are also interested in this "Demon King's True Body"?" Xu Lai said with a smile.
"Of course interested, of course interested, how could you not be interested. Hua goat sneered awkwardly.
"It's good to be interested, don't worry, you are Qianqian's disciple, just wait for my disciple, how can this "Demon King's True Body" not pass on to you?"
"Thank you, master, thank you, master. Hua Goat scratched his ears and cheeks excitedly, "By the way, master, after learning this kung fu, can I also look as tall as Fang Lao?"
"Want to grow taller, no problem!" Xu Lai nodded.
"Really?" Hua goat's eyes widened suddenly.
His height has always been his biggest knot, so many years, because of this height problem, he doesn't know how many times he has been entangled, hateful, although he has superb medical skills, but first, the injury is too subtle, second, the doctor does not treat himself, as a result, he has been living like a monkey for so many years.
"Don't worry, it's just a little bit of damage to the meridians, it's a small matter. ā
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