249, fake drama is really done
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Shen Xue frowned and said angrily: "Are you a pig's brain? Have you ever drunk Daigo Divine Liquid? Just my three glasses of wine will make a fool smart." Pen ร fun ร Pavilion www. ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ ใ info "Li Zhihua thought to himself that he had always been arrogant and uninhibited, but today he was dizzy in front of a woman, what kind of body has he become. At the moment, he said: "Do you want us to join hands to protect the martial arts and keep the peace of the rivers and lakes forever?" Shen Xue flashed her eyelashes and thought for a while: "Isn't this wrong?" Li Zhihua said: "Of course it's okay." Shen Xue said coldly: "It's so refreshing, do we have to give a second high-five?" Li Zhihua was already ashamed and thick-faced, and he mustered up the courage and smiled: "What's the meaning of high-five, my hands hurt from shock, I don't think it's as good as kissing my mouth." Shen Xue was taken aback when she heard this, and her face was as ashamed as sunset, and she said with a smile: "The dog is not cowardly. Then he put the old woman's dough belt on and said with a smile: "Come and kiss your old woman." โ็ซ็็่ตฐๅไปใ
Li Zhihua also picked up the face of 'Zhou Ziyi' and put it on his face and said with a smile: "What's so strange about my husband and mother-in-law." The two of them suddenly felt a little disturbed, and each of them revealed the other party's masks, and then there was a violent prelude. is intoxicated in the orchid, Li Zhihua felt a numbness in his waist and eyes, and he didn't have a soul, followed by Huan Jump, Yangguan, Shinto, Lingtai, Jingmen, Taiyi acupoints are almost the same as sour, frightened and undecided, has been pushed to the ground, scared to rush to the acupoint, the other party has already expected it, the electric finger poked out, and sealed the lower abdomen of the outer tomb, the sea of qi and the three points of the middle pillar. These three acupoints are pointed, and the internal qi is blocked, and the acupoints can no longer be rushed through the acupoints.
Shen Xue was also afraid that he would recover quickly because of his miraculous skills, so he took off his long sword, and pointed at the Yin and Yang Erling Springs and the three acupoints of Weizhong on his legs, as well as the Tianquan, Shoulder Zhen, Shaohai and other knee and elbow acupoints on his arms, and finally even sealed several key points on his wrists and ankles. The chest, abdomen, head, and soles of the feet of the human body can be lucky to break through the acupoints instantly, but the bone joint points on the limbs are not easier to break through than other acupoints, unless the martial arts are strong. Don't look at Li Zhihua's almost all the acupoints around his body are sealed, and Shen Xue's fingers are domineering, but he can dredge freely in half a cup of tea. Shen Xue took out a rope from under the bed at this time, first whipped for a while, vented his past anger, and then tied him with his arms and waist. This rope is woven from four materials: human hair, black gold silk, camel tendon, and hemp glue, and the end is solid and tough, and there are a few fingers added to the acupoint at intervals. Rao is Li Zhihua's magic power is vast, and he is also at a loss at the moment, so he can only let it go.
Shen Xue saw that he really had no other mana to escape, so he took a long breath, wiped the slight sweat on his forehead and nose, and slammed his feet, feeling extremely comfortable, and couldn't help laughing happily. I thought that if anyone could see it at this moment, it would be a great pleasure.
At this time, Li Zhihua was ashamed and remorseful, but wanted to die immediately, when he thought of Zhu Shuzhen and others, he felt even more guilty, as if he had committed a great crime, an unforgivable sin, if they saw this situation from beginning to end, they didn't know what to do. At the moment, I only have my face against the carpet, and I close my eyes tightly and don't say a word. I have also tried to rush the acupoint, but the finger power of the martial arts master next to me is too domineering, and it seems that the skill has doubled a lot compared to the battle a few months ago.
I only heard her laugh and said: "Your Excellency Martial God, I don't expect you to be captured by me, a martial artist, I'm so happy! Hey, the first hero of martial arts, I'll pick your big muscles later, take it outside for a few days, and keep the scenery. Then he said coquettishly: "Martial God Hero, you can help me think of ideas, let me deal with you in what way? It's a pity that my feet don't smell bad, otherwise let you smell enough." Where are you going to find a pair of stinky feet? But I'm sorry, you're going to have a good idea! Hehehehe......"
Li Zhihua said angrily: "Kill me quickly, otherwise I will kill you later!"
Shen Xue suddenly clapped her hands and smiled: "Yes, yes, I'll dress you up first, what are you doing? As he spoke, he put the village woman's face on his face, then put him in a bun, braided a big braid, inserted two flowers and hairpins, and then took out a set of red and green flower skirts and a powder makeup box from the cabinet, turned Li Zhihua over, and painted it on his face with great flowers.
Li Zhihua secretly suffered, closed his eyes and pretended not to resist, secretly stepped up his exercises, and in a moment, he had rushed through four or five big acupoints.
Shen Xue grinned and asked, "Are you wearing underwear?" Seeing that he didn't answer, he smiled again: "I understand, it turns out that I want to rush to the acupoint with luck." Then the spirit finger flashed, and he refilled the acupoints. Li Zhihua sighed, and he no longer had any strength. I am suffering from myself
sighed, only to feel that the waist of his pants was loose, he was very ashamed, and scolded: "Death demon, what do you want to do? Li Zhihua scolded: "Cheap girl, dead girl, wait for me...... I don't pretend to be a stinky nun or a rotten monk, and then I will kill you again!" Shen Xue laughed and said: "Miaofa, Miaofa, thank you for reminding me." As he spoke, he put on the flower skirt and pink dress for him, and then took out a big mirror and said with a smile: "The heroic girl at the peak of martial arts, look at the posture, so Peugeot!"
Li Zhihua couldn't help but open his eyes to look, and he almost scared himself, and he was like a shemale in the mirror. Shen Xue clapped her hands happily and said, "How about it?" I said it is absolutely beautiful, you must like it." I'll help you pretend to be a nun now, and then scratch your face, others will naturally not recognize you, and when the time comes, let's join hands, won't we dominate the rivers and lakes?" Li Zhihua was shocked and exclaimed: "Don't come nonsense, if you want to kill, kill me, don't pretend to be ......" Shen Xue said: "Call sister, I won't let you become a nun." Li Zhihua said miserably: "After I let me go, I will call you a hundred times." Shen Xue sneered: "You kid has really taken Daigo Immortal Liquid. โ
Ignore him at the moment, turn around and take back the long sword, and don't care about anything else, first take out his hair, twist his wrist with a sword, and handle it to the top, and the long hair that has been accumulated for several years is cut off and a half. Li Zhihua was shocked and trembled, and just wanted to scold, but the dumb hole was sealed again. Shen Xue scolded: "Irrational stinky boy, what's wrong with being a monk, eating fasting and reciting Buddha all day long, carefree, and can't be a monk if you don't have a chance." Then he untied the rope and added a few more fingers, then Hou Fu took off his clothes and pants, tore the clothes and pants he was wearing to shreds, and said with a smile: "I will let you wear this 'strip clothes' to open the way later." Then Hou took off his mask and blindfolded him again.
Li Zhihua thought bitterly in his heart: "If I fall into the hands of this female demon today, I will die, otherwise, how can I still see people in the future?" People say, 'Color is extinguished in color, and purity is born in purity', this statement is true, but I don't love sex, I just pity sex." Alas, in fact, the word 'pity' means love. God really made this big joke on Li Zhihua, this joke is too unacceptable. Ruan Jinfeng, a stupid girl, should be blamed for everything, but in fact, she also blames herself for being tempted. How could she become the leader of the Demon Cult at her age? โ
Just when she was thinking wildly, she suddenly felt that her thighs were twisted so painfully, and then the blindfolded cloth was removed, only to hear her smile like a silver bell: "Little prince, hurry up and appreciate the mirror." Li Zhihua was stunned when she heard this, and looked at it in surprise, only to see that she was kneeling in front of her, holding the mirror with both hands and laughing, and she was much more handsome in the mirror.
Shen Xue put back the mirror, took a pair of new black leather boots and put them nearby, grabbed his hands and grinned: "Little prince, are these three rings good?" Li Zhihua saw that he was wearing two red and emerald rings on his left hand, but he was wearing a large diamond ring on his right hand, all of which were soft and shining, and the craftsmanship was extremely exquisite. I was very surprised in my heart, and secretly smiled bitterly: "As soon as this long hair is cut short, it seems to be the shadow of the past." This girl is about my age, but she's actually naughty and cute. Suddenly, he was shocked: "This cunning and gorgeous woman is the demon of the first major cult in the sky, wielding orders to all people, and her martial arts are superb. Therefore, my heart is again a pang.
In fact, although Shen Xue is respected in her position, whoever dares to joke with her in the sect is right to look up to her. After a long time, she couldn't help but feel lonely, and she was also young and greedy. When he was young, he was spoiled by his father, sent to Middle-earth to divide the religion, and he should be old, and he was afraid that his subordinates would not accept it, so he has been dressed up as a middle-aged woman. She has also heard of the name of 'Jade-faced Martial God' for a long time, and its sect members are widely dispersed, well-informed, and she knows exactly what Li Zhihua looks like, but she doesn't know the name, so the two met in the inn half a year ago, and at a glance they saw that Li Zhihua must be the rumored Martial God. I didn't expect that he was the person Ruan Jinfeng was looking for, when he suddenly heard his name, he was so shocked that the wine glass fell to the ground, and he was indeed jealous and envious of Ruan Jinfeng, if he had to ask her for disguise skills, he would have killed her. A few days ago, she pretended to be a ghost in the inn, which was also done by her. Shen Xuejing is cunning, and she is not like the ordinary or reckless acquaintance method of others and Li Zhihua.
At this time, I saw her stretch her waist and said with a smile: "I'm tired of your hero." After saying that, he sat on him and hummed a little song, his body trembled deliberately, and after humming a few words, he got up and slapped him twice in the chest and abdomen, and scolded: "Why is your body so hard! โ้ชๅฎๅๅ๏ผไนๅพ็ฌ้๏ผโๆ่ฟไธๆฅไบบๅข๏ผโ
As soon as the words fell, suddenly Li Zhihua's body flicked and quickly grabbed her, Shen Xue was shocked by this sudden change, screamed, and wanted to escape from her hands, feeling that it was not a method, that is, she was busy recruiting "rolling branches and grabbing peaches", flung her right shoulder, and wrapped her arm from the bottom to catch the other party's "Quchi" and "Hand Sanli" two acupoints. Li Zhihua hurriedly withdrew his hand to clasp his wrist, Shen Xue hurriedly slid his arm, rushed forward, and at the same time crossed his legs forward, and his left arm quickly wrapped around his waist, wanting to stumble him to the ground. Li Zhihua's body twisted quickly, but he took advantage of the situation to suppress her. At this moment, neither of them could get out, they were entangled with each other, and they fell to the ground with a thud.