Chapter 475: Where Did This Comedy Come From?
Muttering, the Witch groped through Eric's body before finally pulling out a wallet from her torn pants pocket.
I opened the card and looked, unfortunately, there were only a few coins scattered around.
It's unreasonable, but it's very reasonable, and it's very in line with the characteristics of middle-aged men!
Signaling to Zhen Hao for the wallet, the demon girl shook her head.
Before Zhen Hao could speak, Deadpool shouted loudly on the side: "Take off his boots and check under his insole!"
The Shapeshifter nodded and turned back...... Just in time to meet Eric's open eyes!
"Uh...... Hahaha, you're awake. β
Smiling awkwardly, the Demonic Girl was now eager to find a crack in the ground to get into.
Eric nodded slightly, didn't speak, and slowly closed his eyes, looking like he was cooking.
Smiling awkwardly again, the Shapeshifter shoved Eric's wallet into his trouser pocket before taking off his shoes.
"Yes!
A moment later, the demon girl waved a hundred beautiful knives with a strange smell in her hand, and her face was excited.
Zhen Hao smiled and nodded, and his divine thoughts controlled the hundred beautiful knives to fly next to Deadpool's dead head.
Deadpool seems to realize something, and acts very excited in front of money.
"A slash in bet...... I can't afford to lose this man, so this hundred dollars is yours. Zhen Hao said lightly.
Then he continued: "But I hope that I can use the remaining ninety-nine knives to shut your mouth." β
The excitement was instantly extinguished by this icy chill.
Deadpool looked at the 100 beautiful knives with a strange smell in front of him, and then thought about the conditions proposed by Zhen Hao, and the whole person fell into a painful entanglement.
He shut up!
As Zhen Hao expected, Deadpool fell into deep thought in the face of this difficult choice.
And with Zhen Hao's understanding of Deadpool, if no one bothered him, he could struggle all night for this hundred US dollars!
The battle in the arena continued, but Zhen Hao didn't pay attention, but looked at the pyramid where Jean Gray, Charles and Wolverine were being held.
There was a considerable force brewing in there, and once it was allowed to erupt, no one present would be able to walk out alive except him. The activity was active, Zhen Hao walked into the battlefield of one person and one meow, with a smile on his face, "Everyone here is garbage".
"Dahua, it's not too early, you can leave, and if it's a little later, we won't even be able to make it to dinner. Zhen Hao said.
Hearing this, the super meow flower in the field dodged the attack of the apocalypse, and then left the battlefield between three or two jumps.
Apocalypse's muscles were tense, and he was careful to guard against Zhen Hao, who was waving his wings of light and slowly rising.
As Zhen Hao took off, the three pairs of white light wings behind him expanded rapidly, growing to more than a hundred zhang in the blink of an eye.
At the same time, white holy light enveloped Zhen Hao, and then the ratio of its body to the original light wing also began to expand.
It only took three seconds before and after, and a huge angel phantom appeared in mid-air, and the power of God was overwhelming!
"Puff~!"
The Nightkin was prostrate on the ground, trembling with excitement, the cross in his hand was reverently held above his head, and there was not a second word out of his mouth except 'Lord'.
"Sinner, is there anything else you want to quibble?" The angelic phantom shouted as he looked down at the apocalypse.
Apocalypse wanted to say something, but suddenly found himself unable to move.
This is definitely not some god-damn might, he is being forcibly controlled!
Apocalypse kept struggling, and after thousands of years of unwilling sleep, he just came out and didn't take two steps before he received the boxed lunch again.
"Sinners, stubborn, die!"
The majestic voice continued to shout, and after the words fell, the angelic phantom rose into the air.
"Angelic Judgment!"
The angel phantom shouted angrily and swooped down from mid-air, aiming for the apocalypse that could not be flicked.
"No~!"
Apocalypse's desperate screams rang out.
This was followed by light, a dazzling light that turned the whole world into white light.
Everyone around them was deaf under the explosion, and all they could feel was the tremor of the earth and the endless whiteness. About half a minute later, the white light began to dissipate, and everyone looked at the bottomless huge pit in front of Zhen Hao, and they couldn't close their mouths in shock.
"My ...... My injuries are healed?!" Quicksilver cried out in surprise with a broken leg.
A word woke everyone up, they moved their arms and legs, and looked at Zhen Hao with a gradual devotion in their eyes.
With this power and healing power, isn't that what the Holy Light is?
"Father Zhen Hao is really powerful, this is worthy of the title of angel!"
"What are angels, I think Mr. Zhen Hao can even talk directly to the Lord. β
"Thank you, merciful Lord, for sending messengers to save us devout believers!"
......
It doesn't matter if there is a master in this world, but the fact that Zhen Hao is a big guy is what they have seen with their own eyes, and it's over if you lick it!
The super meow flower on the side looked at Zhen Hao, who was sought after by everyone, and couldn't help but pout, disdainful on the surface, but very sour in his heart, looking at the light blue cross on Zhen Hao's neck, his eyes were full of desire.
The next moment, the disdain on his face was replaced by a cute flattering smile, he meowed, and at the same time ran to Zhen Hao with cheerful steps, looking like a child begging for praise from his parents.
He's also a double standard meow!
Along the way, everyone gave way to Super Meow Big Flower, and they were in awe of this little cat who could be tough with the apocalypse.
"A meow talent, it's really extraordinary!"
"Yes, yes, it's the first time I've seen such a handsome cat. β
"My second aunt has a very beautiful silver gradient at home, and I don't know if he can see it!"
......
Licking one is licking, licking two is also licking, everyone simply let it out, and licked it all.
Super Meow Dahua listened flutteringly, her tail stood upright, and her cheerful steps began to become reserved because of the burden of idols.
At this moment, the pyramid where Charles, Jean Gray, and Logan were imprisoned suddenly shuddered violently, and everyone seemed to feel the temperature of the air rising.
"How...... It's so hot all of a sudden?"
"You're hot too? I thought it was my delusion. β
"It's really hot, look at the pyramids!"
......
Everyone looked at the pyramid and saw that the pyramid had been thickened by the apocalypse by an unknown number of times...... Twist.
Yes, that's right, it's a twist!
The rising heat distorted the air, causing the well-defined pyramid to begin to take strange shapes.
"Isn't this pyramid a big steamer when it's so hot? Professor them in it...... It won't be steamed, will it?" the Shapeling swallowed nervously and guessed the worst. Hearing this, Laser Eye suddenly became anxious: "Then what should I do? Qin is still inside!"
The voice fell for a long time, no one spoke, no one knew what to do, and no one dared to guarantee that they could rescue the three Charles in this terrifying temperature.
If there is anyone who can save people, it is only ......
Everyone's eyes invariably looked at Zhen Hao, and the laser eye was even more anxious and about to cry, and even if he was a little older, it was not impossible to hold Zhen Hao's thigh for help on the spot.
"Don't look at me, it's not as bad as you think. β
Zhen Hao's face was indifferent, and he didn't panic at all: "Apocalypse has already received a boxed lunch, and his mental intention to trap the professor and his party has disappeared, and Charles will definitely prevent Jean Gray from breaking out of the small universe when he sees the current battle situation on the battlefield." β
Indeed, when Charles noticed that the apocalypse had blocked their mental intentions, he immediately checked the battle outside the pyramid.
The result was very confused, and the big boss Apocalypse was nowhere to be found.
Combined with the violent shock coming from outside the pyramid just now, the speculation that the apocalypse was beaten to ashes appeared in his mind.
It was a confusing guess, but it was the most likely one......
Shaking his head and not thinking about it anymore, Charles wiped the sweat on his forehead, and shouted loudly to Jean Gray, who was floating in the air with his eyes closed: "Jean, the spiritual intention blockade of the apocalypse is gone, hurry up and collect your supernatural powers!"
After a while, Jean Gray did not speak, nor did he mean to put away the power of the phoenix.
Looking at the pained expression on Jean Gray's face, Charles wiped his sweat again and secretly said that something was wrong.
Jean Gray can't stop the power in her!
Logan also saw that Jean Gray's state was a little wrong, and the reckless man didn't want to think about it, so he gritted his teeth and was about to brave the heat wave to give Jean Gray a stuffy stick.
"Don't go, you can't carry it!"
Charles shouted, but Logan didn't have the heart to listen to him.
Mangzi didn't hit his head and bleed, he won't look back, just like the sayingβββ don't look back if you don't hit the south wall.
Ten seconds later, Logan stepped back from the heat wave with a black face.
Only one percent of the black here represents his mood at this time, and the remaining nine achievements are literally black.
The terrifying heat wave burned Logan's uncle's face to the outside and turned black, but he didn't scream even a single bit.
At this scene, Charles's eyes lit up and he couldn't help but swallow a mouthful of spit.
What a sturdy tough guy!
It just so happened that his little genius academy still needed a physical education teacher, this Luo ...... Logan is just right!
Although he made up his mind to turn Logan back, Charles did not offer to solicit at this time, but looked at Jean Gray floating in mid-air with a solemn face.
Spiritual thoughts poured out, and Charles gritted his teeth to break through the boiling heat and connect to Jean Gray's spiritual thoughts.
"Jean, can you hear me?"
"Professor, is that you, Professor, it's so dark in here, I'm so scared!"
Jean Gray cried out with tears in his mind, he was only a little girl after all.
Charles soothed: "Jean, don't be afraid, you and I will strike together to suppress the power in your body that has not yet fully exploded." β
"Good ......"
At the end of the hasty conversation, Charles gritted his teeth and endured the sharp pain in his head, vigorously outputting his spiritual thoughts, and cooperating with Jean Gray to suppress the phoenix power in her body.
One-minute, two-minute, three-minute...... I don't know how long it has been, Logan's handsome uncle face has been restored to its original state, and Charles's mental output continues.
Suddenly, under Logan's gaze, the long black hair on Charles's skull spontaneously combusted without fire, and it quickly burned to the ground.
This is followed by eyebrows and stubble.
Rogan looked at Charles's crotch with a strange face, and if you follow the order from top to bottom, the next one will be......
But fortunately, before the scene that Logan was expecting appeared, Jean Gray suddenly screamed, put away the rolling heat, and fell from the air with his hands dancing.
Logan stepped forward quickly and took her in his arms before she landed.
"Thank you...... Thank you. Jean Gray blushed and withdrew her little hand, bowed her head and whispered thanks.
Logan smiled awkwardly, didn't speak, and put her on the ground. The next moment, Jean Gray fell into Logan's arms again because of the loss of strength, his hands and feet were weak...... Her face turned even redder.
Half a minute later, Charles opened the door of the pyramid to the outside world with the last bit of mental thought, Logan carried Charles on his back, and the princess slowly walked to the outside of the pyramid with Jean Gray in his arms.
On his lap, with Charles's pants.
Logan's own pants were scorched by the heat, and Jean Gray missed something he shouldn't have caught, so his big pants and small pants were completely killed, and he had to use Charles's big pants to deal with.
On Logan's back, Charles looked loveless, and the little pants printed with the bear were very happy.
Outside the pyramid, the Witch, Cyclopyo, and Nightkin hurriedly greeted them.
Seeing Jean Gray with a crimson face, and Logan who had changed his pants, Laser Eyes instantly became furious: "Bastard, what did you do to Jean!"
After saying that, he wanted to punch Logan's Uncle Shuai Bi in the face with his fist.
The Demonic Girl hurriedly grabbed him to death, never letting the laser eye hurt Logan in the slightest.
Ignoring everything, Eric stepped forward and hugged Charles, who had become bald, from behind Loganβββ princess hug!
Charles blushed and said no, but Eric ignored Charles's struggle, lowered his head and said unusually domineeringly: "Don't move!"
The body suddenly stiffened, and Charles really didn't move.
Zhen Hao: "......"
At the end of the battle, the group left the scene of this terrible battle and took a plane to prepare to return to Boshi Squat.
It is worth mentioning that Sasha slipped Deadpool's body back without arms and legs, and put Deadpool's head back.
As for the two arms and two legs, everyone present said that they did not see it, and they must have been swept up by the aftermath of the battle to some unknown corner.
Yes, that's it, it's definitely not secretly carried into the pit!
Although Deadpool was a little regretful about this, he didn't take it to heart, but only grew two pairs of extremely disproportionate arms and legs in front of everyone.
The scene once refreshed everyone's three views, and this tragic scene made them shut their mouths and turned their heads and didn't dare to look at Deadpool again.
The plane quickly arrived at its destination, and the Little Genius Academy, under the operation of the mutant construction team, took only three minutes to rise from the ground and complete the reconstruction.
Considering that there are now all kinds of wastes waiting to be rebuilt, and it is estimated that the hotel has not survived, Zhen Hao and his party also lived in the Little Genius Academy.
On the first night, after dinner, the exhausted people did not have the heart to speak, and went back to their rooms to sleep.
Deadpool was in good spirits and wanted to say something, but no one wanted to hear his nonsense at all, and was forcibly sent back to his room by Nightcrawler.
His arms and legs were in his infancy, which was not enough to support him to go to Logan to discuss joining the team, nor was it enough to support him to find the Demon Girl for a friendly condolence, so he could only lie on the bed, looking at the moonlight outside the window, and shed lonely and lonely tears.
Outside Logan's room, Jean Gray, who said he was going back to sleep, knocked on Logan's door with a red face.
She lay on the bed tossing and turning for a long time, but she couldn't sleep at all, and her mind kept flashing back to Logan's strong, scarred real man muscles, and the warm embrace that she couldn't help but indulge in.
After thinking about it, tossing and turning, and thinking for a long time, Jean Gray finally made up her mind and wanted to have a good exchange with the male god Logan about emotional problems.
"Squeak~!"
The wooden door slowly opened. Jean Gray, with her little head down, blushed and slowly raised her head, and saw what she could see......
"Why are you? Why are you here?" asked Jean Gray, frowning.
Standing in front of her is not the imaginary male god Logan, but a demon girl in pajamas!
It's big, it's small, and the mature figure under the pajamas makes Jean Gray feel a little ashamed of himself, and wraps his coat tightly.
The Demonic Girl chuckled and deliberately straightened her chest, crushing Grey's self-confidence to the fullest.
Then, she leaned lazily against the door frame, flicked her nails, and said lightly: "What's wrong with me here, isn't it normal for mature men and women to chat and talk about their hearts?"
As she spoke, she glanced at Jean Gray and continued, "What do you want to do, little girl who doesn't sleep in the middle of the night and runs to a single man's cabin?"
......
I didn't expect the demon girl to speak so bluntly, Jean Gray was blushing and speechless, stammering and not knowing what to do.
In the first round, the little girl Jean Gray was pressed to the ground by the mature demon girl, both mentally and physically.
After a while, Jean Gray gritted his teeth and stamped his feet, and simply let go.
She puffed out her chest...... Putting away the airfield showing off his wealth, he bit his lip and said, "I don't care what I want to do, what about Logan? This is a matter between me and Logan, and it has nothing to do with you." β
The Shapeshifter chuckled, moved half of her body out of the way, and gestured to the bathroom behind her.
"He's taking a shower. β
After speaking, she replied with a disgusted face: "After a tired day, he stinks to death." β
The Witch was in Logan's room in her pajamas, and it looked like she had just taken a shower, and Logan was also taking a shower...... Still stinks to death?
Jean Gray's little face was gloomy, and the guess in her heart had touched his bottom line.
"By the way, what are you doing here with Logan? If you don't have anything to do, please go back, we may have something to do for a while. The demon girl plucked her ears and said even worse.
Jean Gray suddenly exploded, her brain was hot, and she pushed away the demon girl without asking: "Something's wrong, of course I'm okay! The bathroom in my room is broken, and I want to take a shower too!"
As the words fell, Jean Gray squeezed the Witch away and strode into Logan's room.
The Demonic Girl pouted and rolled her eyes, slamming the door to Logan's room shut.
And this scene was seen by the laser eye at the corner of the stairs, he leaned against the wall, slipped silently, and two lines of tears flowed from the corners of his eyes.
He was about to happily go to exchange his beloved Goddess Jean with his beloved Goddess Jean about the day's combat experience tonight, but before he could get to the place, he saw Jean Gray walking out of the room with a red face.
In his heart, Cyclops followed him all the way, and as a result, he saw a scene that was difficult for her to accept.
Thinking about it, Laser Eye suddenly shot out and ...... fiercely Gently gave himself two big mouths, and scolded the waste.
watched his goddess walk into another man's room...... What a big sadness, what a big desolation.
"Woo woo woo~!"
Covering his face, Cyclops crouched at the corner of the stairs, and finally couldn't help crying.
In another corner, Erik, who had just come out of Charles's room, couldn't help but sigh when he saw this scene.
Asking what is the situation in the world is called ......
"Meow meow~!"
Outside the window, there was the urging cry of the super meow flower.
Eric came back to his senses and hurriedly followed.
"Master Cat, is there something wrong with you calling me out of Charles's room?" asked Eric following behind Super Meow.
"Meow meow~!"
Erik: "......"
I don't understand!
The original dilapidated factory!
Now there is only a vacant lot here, and the factory building has been lost to Hoho by Eric and Apocalypse.
Pointing to the empty factory, the super meow big flower meow meow non-stop.
Eric is very smart, and combined with the architectural traces on the site, he can easily guess the intention of Super Meow Big Flower, but he can't be relaxed at all.
What does that mean?
Is it true that his dignified Magneto is a construction worker?
This is too contemptible!
Angry, Eric wanted to resist, but he just thought about it.
There's no way, who made Super Meow Big Flower a big guy who can be tough with the apocalypse, he, the poor King of Ten Thousand Irons, can only honestly accept the domination of the big guy.
The superpowers began to kick in, and countless iron objects or objects containing iron elements took off, and then were forcibly pinched into a large house under Eric's manipulation.
"Master Mao'er, do you think it's okay? No, I'm changing it for you. Eric said with a smile.
There's no way, people have big fists, and they don't say anything about the work they don't want to do, but they have to smile and ask people if they are not satisfied. On top of that, he hasn't been paid yet.
What, there is no salary to build a small genius academy?
That's different, Charles and he are a family, and the family talks about money or not, which hurts feelings!
The next day, early in the morning, Eric dragged his tired body into the Little Genius Academy.
Last night, under the domination of Super Meow Big Flower, he revised and modified, and finally when the sky was bright, he finally reluctantly handed over a Super Meow Big Flower satisfactory answer sheet.
In fact, there is nothing difficult to revise and change, and most of the time in the middle is wasted on the language barrier.
"E~E...... What did you do last night? How did you get a ...... What does it look like you're overworked?"
Quicksilver and Eric who had just returned were full of arms, and his instincts told him that Eric must not have done a good job last night.
Eric looked at Quicksilver, a little silent, not knowing how to get along with this eldest son.
Thinking of the father-son dialogue on TV, he learned in a similar way: "Nonsense! What do you want to do for your father, can you report it to your son?"
Quicksilver: Black question mark face .jpg
Listening to the words that were completely different from Eric's atrophied appearance, Quicksilver couldn't help but be angry and wanted to laugh.
"Okay, okay, if you don't say it, don't say it, and I don't bother to ask. Quicksilver waved his hand and bypassed Eric to go to the hospital for morning exercises.
Eric paused for a moment, thinking of lines that matched the scene.
Suddenly, with a flash of inspiration, he shouted loudly at the back of Quicksilver who was about to disappear at the corner of the corridor: "Let's go, don't come back if you go, I will treat you as if I don't have you...... Well, that last sentence doesn't count!"
Quicksilver: ??? where did this tease come from?
I will never admit that he is my real father!