Chapter 21 Makes the Fish Drunk

This month, they both lived in Meng Heng's temporary general's mansion, during the day Nangong Shaoyou led Murong Feifei to play between Xiangyang and Jiangling, at night Meng Heng, Guan Zhang's second general and the generals in the army took turns to invite Nangong Shaoyou to drink and reminisce, Murong Feifei went twice, although the generals were heroic, but they couldn't help but use foul language, even Nangong Shaoyou laughed and scolded a few words after drinking, and he was bored, so he didn't go, he sulked in the house alone, Nangong Shaoyou came back and fell asleep, and he didn't notice that she was angry. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Murong Feifei was even more angry, she packed up early this morning and prepared to go back to Tianshan, Nangong Shaoyou came to ask her to go out to play, and she was very surprised to see Murong Feifei packing her luggage.

Murong Feifei said angrily: "Senior brother, I want to go back to Tianshan, I miss Master." ”

Nangong Shaoyou said: "That's okay, it's good for you to go back to accompany the master, and the senior sister should also reunite with the master, you go back and talk to the senior sister about the heart of your daughter's family." ”

When Murong Feifei heard this, he was so angry that he wanted to have a seizure, but tears flowed out uncontrollably.

I only heard Nangong Shaoyou continue to say: "When Mr. Zhou comes back, I will accompany you back to Tianshan, I am always worried about you alone." ”

When Murong Feifei heard this, his heart immediately burst into joy, his face was like a peach blossom, and Nangong Shaoyou said strangely: "Feifei, why are you shedding tears?"

Murong Feifei pretended to be angry: "Because of you! Every time you drink, you use foul language with those rough people, I hate it!"

Nangong Shaoyou smiled slightly, thinking: "This little girl is so stupid, how can I speak foul language outside, how do you know, even if it is, you don't have to cry." ”

At this moment, the soldier came to report that Meng Hui had invited them to the lobby, and Nangong Shaoyou hurriedly wiped away Murong Feifei's tears with his sleeve, "Don't let others misunderstand that I am bullying you." ”

The two came to the lobby, Meng Heng was holding a letter in his hand, and Guan Zhang and the others were also in the hall, Meng Heng immediately laughed when he saw the two, and handed the letter in his hand to Nangong Shaoyou.

Nangong Shaoyou recognized Zhou Liang's handwriting, Zhou Liang praised Meng Heng in his heart for asking the emperor for money, and proposed that Meng Heng ask the emperor for a set of mansions in Yangzhou and Wuxi, dozens of beauties, after the emperor agreed, he asked for another hundred acres of fertile land, which was similar to Murong Feifei's proposal, but Zhou Liang wanted more.

Without waiting for Nangong Shaoyou to finish reading, Meng Hui smiled and said, "Little girl Murong is really ice and snow smart, she can be described as a female Zhuge . ”

Murong Feifei immediately corrected: "General Meng, I am a Murong girl, I don't want to be Zhuge Kongming, I know that I can't do anything to assist Liu Xuande, I'm not so stupid." ”

Mr. Zhou Liang also mentioned in his heart that the imperial court was short of money and grain, in order to avoid the suffering of the people, it is best that Brother Nangong and Miss Murong can go to find out the authenticity of the Ling family's treasures, if it is true, we don't need to ask the court for grain and grass, and the court has no reason to levy taxes. ”

Meng Hui handed a white silk the size of two palms, as thin as a cicada's wings, to Nangong Shaoyou, only to see a beautiful woman painted on the silk, the beauty was playing in the water by the stream, Nangong Shaoyou was full of poetry and books, and he couldn't think of a word to describe the beauty in the painting, and felt that any word of praise on this beauty belittled her beauty.

Murong Feifei said stupidly: "She is much more beautiful than me." But everyone in the lobby didn't laugh, thinking that this sentence was the most appropriate description of the beauty in the painting, and it didn't belittle Murong Feifei, everyone thought that although Murong Feifei was childish, she was also very beautiful.

The painting is inscribed with six lines of poetry: "The beautiful color covers the ancient and modern, the lotus flower is shy and jade, the raccoon yarn makes the blue water, the self and the clear wave are idle, the hao tooth letter is difficult to open, and the blue clouds are silent." ”

Nangong Shaoyou gently recited six lines of poetry, "This is Xi Shi, West Lake is not as beautiful as her, she is ten times more beautiful than West Lake." ”

Zhang Cun said loudly: "Beauty has a fart! A good Wu country, a man who swallows mountains and rivers angrily, will be defeated by this red-faced troubled water! Praise is like the king of You, Da Ji is to the king of Xu, all are like this, all are demons!"

Murong Feifei said angrily: "The woman is beautiful but has become a useless coward like you as an excuse for failure, there are no beauties around Gou Jian, and the Yue Kingdom is not still perishing! Dayu is accompanied by the two beauties of Empress E, and he has not become a wise monarch through the ages!"

Zhang Cunxin was angry, and pulled Nangong Shaoyou into the water, "Hmph, isn't it? A few years ago, we tried our best to keep them, but Nangong Shaoyou didn't say goodbye, thinking that it was also for you, a little goblin, to hook away his soul!

Murong Feifei was not angry but happy in his heart, "Senior brother is always much better than you, presumably your brother-in-law is also stronger than you, Brother Guan must have a wife and children, you black charcoal head must not have a girl willing to marry you!"

Everyone immediately burst into laughter, Guan Chang does have a wife and children, and Zhang Cun is also a loner, but he loves Rong Ma wholeheartedly, and he is very pessimistic about men and women.

Meng Heng laughed and said: "The two of you don't have to quarrel, you want to come to Ling Daxia to send the picture desperately, there must be a mystery in it, I and Zhou Junshi can't get how to put together these three crosses, so it is true, in ancient times, the treasure map had to be soaked in a special potion, or burned to show its original appearance, there was originally, but this silk is as thin as a cicada's wings, it should be impossible." ”

Murong Feifei smiled and said, "Only one person can understand the truth. ”

Everyone looked at her, and Murong Feifei said slowly: "That person is Zhang Sanye, everyone present only stares at the beauty, only Zhang Sanye is eyes and nose, nose and heart." ”

Everyone fell, Zhang Cun touched his head and said, "When will I become the third master of Zhang." ”

Guan Chang couldn't help laughing and said: "Silly brother, she said that you are reckless Zhang Fei, but I really asked myself if I looked at the picture and my eyes couldn't leave, no wonder the ancients said that Xi Shi can make the fish drunk." ”

Meng Hui said: "So I want to ask Brother Nangong and Miss Murong to go to Lin'an for me, first, to say hello to Mr. Zhou, second, to go to Ling's house to ask about Ling Daxia's treasure map, and third, if I want to ask Brother Nangong Xian to go and inspect it in person." ”

Murong Feifei said with a smile: "Senior brother also said that General Meng is a straightforward person, you directly said that you are afraid that Mr. Zhou will not return, and he will assist Prime Minister Li Cheng in the court, let us persuade him to come back, and I am afraid that the hidden treasure will not know whether it is true or false, let us detect that there is a treasure, and you will send someone to move it away." ”

Meng Heng laughed and said in her heart: "This little girl is so shrewd, but she doesn't understand the world.

At this time, the soldier led two weeping women in, the two women were the wives of two lieutenant generals in the army, and the two reported the same situation, yesterday afternoon, a coffin was placed on the patio of the house, thinking that it was a joke by the brothers in the army, but also felt unlucky.

When I slept at night, I heard the sound of chains running through the tiles on the roof, and ran out to look, but there was no one on the roof, thinking it was a wild cat, and the sound was intermittent until the hour.

Suddenly, the miserable fog outside the window was confused, and in the miserable fog, I saw two soul seduction messengers, both wearing tall hats, one black and one white, one tall and one short, one thin and one fat, two black and white impermanence floated in from the window, and there was no shadow underground.

I vaguely saw that the white impermanence hat was written "Fortune at first sight", and the black impermanence hat was written "The world is peaceful".

Meng Heng immediately ordered his subordinates to pay pensions to the families of the two lieutenants, and the two women kowtowed and left. Meng Hui frowned and paced back and forth in the lobby.

Guan Chang smiled and said: "The general doesn't have to worry, it must be just two women who add fuel and vinegar, if there is really an impermanence ghost, the two of them will be stunned in the morning, where will they see so clearly, there are many rumors about things in the army, and the general quickly ordered the two family members not to spread the word, so as not to mess up the army's heart." ”

Meng Heng nodded yes, and hurriedly issued an order to block the rumors, but anyone who talks nonsense will be dealt with by military law!

Murong Feifei said with a smile: "If there is really a little ghost, posting the portraits of the two military masters of Guan Zhang outside the door will definitely ward off evil spirits." ”

Guan Chang smiled and said: "Miss Murong, the young general did not offend the girl, the girl is wronged and has a debt." ”

At this time, the two ran in a panic, it turned out to be Guan Zhang's two personal soldiers, both of whom reported for duty, and a coffin appeared in the mansion of the two generals.

Then a soldier came to report that five miles outside the city, two new tombs had appeared, one was Guan Chang's tomb and the other was Zhang Cun's tomb.

Another soldier came to report, and in the sky above General Guan Zhanger's house, paper money was flying all over the sky, and now the people in the city are talking about it.

"Ahh

Guan Chang also laughed: "I think I, Guan Mou, often compare myself to Emperor Guan, I'll see which little ghost dares to come to the Bodhisattva Temple to make trouble." With that, he also strode out of the General's Mansion.

Meng Heng said, "Brother Nangong Xian, what do you think of this matter?"

Nangong Shaoyou said with a smile: "This matter is definitely not a ghost, it must be a trick of the Mongolian Tartars to disturb the hearts of our army, I am afraid that someone will attack the second general Guan Zhang at night." ”

Murong Feifei said: "It may also be that the sound is attacking the west, but the real target is General Meng, it is best to let Guan Zhang and the two gather in the same room at night, I will guard, and the senior brother is accompanying the general." ”

Meng Heng and Nangong Shaoyou both shook their heads, and Nangong Shaoyou said: "Guan Zhang and Zhang are both extremely self-conscious people, and if they want to hide in the same room, they would rather die than obey." ”

Murong Feifei said: "You are all stupid men! ”

Meng Hui smiled and said: "The girl is very criticized, but this is the honor of the soldiers! At night, please trouble the girl and the young brother of Nangong to take care of the two generals, not to mention that I have hundreds of warriors, the golden knife in my hand has killed the Jinren Palace, how can ordinary ghosts get close!"

Murong Feifei smiled and said, "I will ask the general for some wine and meat, and I will drink with the black general at night." ”

At night, Guan Chang's home was unusually calm, Guan Chang learned from Emperor Guan, read the military book under the lamp, and Nangong Shaoyou sat on the windowsill looking at the sky and drinking.

Zhang's family was much more lively, Zhang Cun and Murong Feifei drank heartily, Zhang Cun also taught Murong Feifei to guess, Zhang Cun didn't say a word rudely all night.

Meng Heng sat alone in the study, holding Sun Wubing's book in his hand, lighting sandalwood, and the two soldiers added wine to the side.

As the hour approached, there was the sound of iron chains cutting through the tiles on the roof, and the two soldiers looked up in panic, but Meng Heng did not hear it, holding a book in his right hand and a cup in his left hand.

Suddenly, the two soldiers fell down at the same time, and two ghosts appeared in front of Meng Heng's eyes, one was tall and thin, wrapped in a white robe, holding a white mourning stick, and a high hat with the words "Fortune at first sight", and the other was short and fat, dressed in a black robe, with a chain in his hand, and the high hat said "The world is peaceful".

Meng Hui saw two figures under the candle shadow, and said with a smile: "Meng is upright, why are you afraid of ghosts and monsters?"

Bai Wuchang smiled and said: "I am Xie Bi'an, known as Xie Qiye, haha, haha!"

Hei Wuchang said coldly: "I am Fan Wusu, Fan Eighth Master." After saying that, the chain in his hand shook and made a "poof" sound.

Fan Wusu said coldly: "Lord Yama ordered me to hook your soul!" After speaking, he waved the iron chain and rolled towards Meng Hui.

Meng Heng's golden knife was blocked, and he felt a strong force coming from the iron chain, the tiger's mouth burst, and the golden knife fell to the ground, Xie Bi'an laughed, and gently pressed a palm on Meng Heng's chest in the laughter, which seemed to be a very soft palm, but Meng Heng felt that his chest was like a lightning strike, "Wow!", spit out a mouthful of blood, and Fan Wusheng's iron chain had been rolled.

Suddenly, a big hole was broken in the roof, and a white shadow fell from the sky, it turned out to be a young man, I saw that he stretched out his left hand and grabbed Fan Wu's iron chain, and his right hand slapped Xie Bi'an, this person was Nangong Shaoyou.

Fan Wuxu pulled hard, but the chain didn't move at all, Xie Bi'an and Nangong Shaoyou said at the same time: "The palm power is so strong!"

At this time, there was a noisy crowd outside the General's Mansion, and a large number of sergeants used it, Xie Bi'an laughed: "Nangong Shaoyou, there is time to gather in the netherworld, and after speaking, he jumped out of the hole in the roof, and Fan Wusu gave up the iron chain and also jumped out of the hole."

Nangong Shaoyou helped Meng Heng up, Meng Heng's face was pale, and he was so angry that he couldn't speak.

Nangong Shaoyou hurriedly drank: "Go to General Zhang's house and invite Miss Murong over!"