Chapter 121: Havoc in the Valley of Hundred Flowers (2)
A cloud-shrouded Baihua Mountain confluence, here majestic but delicate, spectacular but graceful, the first morning sun sprinkled in the valley, the clouds and mist gradually dissipated, the valley flowers reflect the sun to stretch their bodies, bursts of fragrance wafted all over the world. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
Zuo Fengchen pointed to the gate of the Valley of Flowers and asked Xiao Ash to run to cut in line, and Tang Seng next to him recited Amitabha Buddha and said: "Wukong, it's not for the teacher to say that you ......"
"If you don't say it, no one will dare to say about me, I can't be cut off, Xiao Ash hurry up!"
Zuo Fengchen pointed to the little gray rabbit, and the little gray rabbit nodded and said, "Okay!"
After putting Heilongjiang and the nine-toothed nail rake on the box, the little gray rabbit rushed to the gate of Baihua Valley like an arrow, and after a burst of dust was raised, Tang Seng still wanted to say that I, the little gray rabbit had run into the crowd in line.
In the distance, the sand monk put down the burden, the white dragon horse stopped, they waited for the little gray rabbit in the shade, the little gray rabbit lined up at the back of the line, half a day later, the little gray rabbit was stunned to squeeze to the penultimate position, the farmer in the last row looked down at the little gray rabbit at his thigh, he pointed to the little gray rabbit and said: "I'll go, you shameless rabbit spirit, there are only ten people in total, what kind of team are you inserting?"
The little gray rabbit looked up, glanced at the farmer, and squeezed into the front position. Seeing that someone was cutting in line behind him, the person in front shouted: "What a squeeze, what a squeeze! There will be a stick of incense time to leave, what's the use of you squeezing in?"
As soon as the man finished shouting, the little gray rabbit squeezed in front of him, and poked the back of the little gray rabbit's head with a finger, and the little gray rabbit raised his head, and a big bad wolf with a big face was looking at it and drooling.
Seeing a big bad wolf, the little gray rabbit's legs began to tremble.
"Squeeze a **** ah, you!"
As the big bad wolf spoke, his saliva fell on the little gray rabbit's head. A few drops of particularly big saliva wet the little gray rabbit's head, the little gray rabbit looked at the sharp teeth of the big gray wolf, it couldn't help but rub forward, it hit a cow spirit, the bull turned his head, his nose was spewing gas, at a glance he knew that it was a particularly short-tempered cow spirit!
"What for!"
As soon as the big bad wolf saw the cow spirit, he instantly became a timid and scared coward, he reached out and touched the head of the little gray rabbit, wiped the saliva off the head of the little gray rabbit and said: "Hello, hello, how many **** do you have!"
"Perverted!"
After the bull spirit finished speaking, he turned back, and after the bull turned around, the big bad wolf wiped his forehead and breathed a sigh of relief.
When he cut in front of the big bad wolf, when he saw the bull spirit turn his head, the big bad wolf looked at the little gray rabbit, and his eyes lit up again, and he kept pulling his tongue like a dog, and his saliva was flowing all over the place.
Finally, after enduring it for half an hour, looking at the little gray rabbit's writhing buttocks, the gray wolf couldn't help but suddenly bite the little gray rabbit with a mouth. Hearing the sound of the wind behind and feeling the saliva like rain, the little gray rabbit suddenly rolled forward, and the big bad wolf slammed into the butt of the bull spirit. The bull spirit screamed in pain in the team, and as soon as he turned his head, a wolf was biting his ass, and as soon as the bull spirit reached out, he pulled up the big bad wolf and shouted: "Oh yo, ouch yo, it hurts, it hurts! You ****, you dare to bite me!"
"I, I, I ......"
The gray wolf tried to quibble, but a heavy bull fist had already hit it in the face. I saw the gray wolf spirit's mouth shake, his tongue flicked, and he was beaten by the cow spirit and fell to the ground with a pop.
After beating the big bad wolf down, the bull demon lowered his head, he moved his hands and feet and shouted at the gray wolf spirit: "Bull Demon strong punch!" After shouting, one punch, two punches, the bull demon pressed the gray wolf spirit on the ground and beat it.
Five minutes later, the team was still lined up neatly, and there was no departure due to someone in the team. They just looked numbly at the gray wolf on the ground who was beaten, until the gray wolf's head was deflated, and then it was picked up by the bull monster and thrown into the sky with a whoosh, without anyone blinking an eye.
Poof, a wolf landed in front of everyone. Zhu Bajie looked at the gray wolf on the ground like this, his head was transformed, and his eyes were straight. Sha Wujing looked at the gray wolf spirit whose head was flattened, and the demon subduing treasure in his hand was clenched even tighter. Tang Seng recited Amitabha Buddha, and Zhu Bajie over there couldn't help shouting anymore: "Senior Brother Sha, support the disaster!"
Lao Sha threw away the luggage with a puff, he pulled away the black dragon sword on the suitcase and shouted: "Second senior brother support the pot, I'll peel the meat!"
"Nima, say it and throw it again......"
After throwing away the luggage, Zuo Fengchen on the luggage poured eight lifetimes of mold, and after he fell off the suitcase, a few times later, he hit his head on a big rock on the side of the road.
At the gate of the Valley of Hundred Flowers, the gray wolf spirit was cleaned up, and the bull monster patted the mud on his hands and returned to the team. In the team, the bull monster always felt that his position was wrong, and as soon as he lowered his head, a gray rabbit with ears stood in a serious line.
"Hey, didn't I send the eighth?
After watching it a few times, the bull monster kept counting again: "One, two, three......"
As soon as the bull monster counted to three, the gray rabbit shouted in front of him, "Five." ”
After the gray rabbit finished speaking, the bull monster couldn't help but count again: "Six, seven, eight, nine, ten...... Hey, why is it the tenth again?"
Just as the bull monster kept counting, a black bear spirit in front of his team couldn't help it, he turned his head to look at the bull spirit and then at the gray rabbit, and as soon as he reached out and grabbed the gray rabbit's two ears, he threw it away.
"Count again!"
After the black bear spirit finished speaking, the cow spirit counted, and the number of people was really right.
At the three-way intersection, after a shadow appeared in the middle of the day, the smell of burning meat was already coming from the pot. At the fork in the road, Zhu Bajie set up a boiler, Sha Seng took a sword and peeled off the wolf meat slices, and the pieces of fresh and tender wolf meat were thrown into the pot like this, Sha Wujing carried a fan and kept fanning the fire, and the wolf meat was stewed after a while.
Zhu Bajie opened the pot, he just wanted to taste it, suddenly poof, a black shadow floated by, it was dark in front of him, and there was only a pot handle left in Zhu Bajie's hand.
"Oops, my meat!"
Seeing that the meat was gone, Sha Wujing cried sadly, and after a pop in front of him, the fire on the ground was extinguished. As soon as Zhu Bajie lowered his head, a black thing fell into the bonfire, and as soon as he stretched out his hand, he grabbed the little gray rabbit and shouted: "I'll kill this!
After Zhu Bajie finished speaking, he ran to the small river next to him with the rabbit ear, and saw that Zhu Bajie was going to kill again, and the Tang monk Amitabha Buddha said in a voice: "Bajie, why do you want to kill again?" Don't you see that it is unwilling?"
The little gray rabbit kept struggling, its head was clouded until now, and its eyes were stained with pot ash, and it didn't react until it was carried to the stone by Zhu Bajie!
(To be continued.) )