"You're a useless spirit animal. Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info" Zheng Xian looked at the senior brother and sister who was flying away and sighed.

"I said you're useless, do you really want to go back to the sect?" said the donkey.

"What?" Zheng Xian didn't understand what the donkey meant.

"I see that the head of the sect has already moved to kill, and all the monks who may have something to do with his son's death will definitely not escape his clutches. Donkey said.

"No, there are several of us, he can't kill them all, and his son's death was seen by so many people at the scene, he shouldn't suspect us. Zheng Xian felt that the donkey was making a fuss.

The donkey snorted: "You are so simple, he is the master, he will kill you if he puts a crime on you, it doesn't matter if you die, it is difficult for me, and I will lose my head with you." ”

Zheng Xian listened to what the donkey said, and he was also scared in his heart, and said: "Then what do you say, just run away like this, then he will have more reason to kill me." ”

The donkey said: "I have a way, as soon as you return to the sect, don't worry about other things first, first tell all the sect disciples what happened today, and hope that the head of the sect will let you go because he doesn't want to be suspected of killing the sect disciples indiscriminately." ”

"Got it, there is Xiaoxi Village just around the corner, let's go there first, and I'll give them the immortal weapons that I refined for them. Zheng Xian pointed to the front and said.

"You're so good to them, you're still worried about them. "Donkey disdainfully authentic.

After entering Xiaoxi Village, it happened that Jin Dajiang was also there, Zheng first handed over the immortal weapon to them, and told them that the origin of the immortal weapon must not be revealed.

Then Zheng Xian hurried out of Xiaoxi Village and hurried towards the sect.

However, as soon as he left the village, the donkey's mouth couldn't be closed again: "Hey, I see that the materials of those things you refine are special, and there is one that seems to be a law-breaking heavenly gold that is rare in the fairy world, how did you get it?"

Although Zheng Xian and the donkey have not been together for a long time, he also saw that although the donkey had a very stinky mouth, he was very upright for the donkey, and he was by no means a villain, and looking at the appearance of the donkey, he seemed to know more about the things in the upper realm than he did, so he no longer concealed it, and told him that he had something in the fairy world.

When the donkey heard this, he was stunned for a moment, and suddenly shouted: "Hahaha, it's earned!

"What is it?" Zheng Xian actually had a lot of questions about what happened to him during this time, and he really hoped that this donkey could help him solve his doubts.

"It's a stupid and crashy kid. The donkey said angrily: "You don't talk nonsense, hurry up and send me into the fairy world." ”

"That's not good, you can't put living things in this fairy world, even I can't go in, I'll explode and die. Zheng Xian said.

The donkey thought for a while and said, "That's true, although it doesn't matter if you throw away this body, but if you change it to an immortal body, there is no way to come back here, which is really difficult for me." ”

Zheng Xian said: "I want to know if there is a way to make you fly, always falling behind others to eat soil, it's really boring." ”

As he was talking, a colored light flew in the sky, and it was Han Lu.

"Senior Sister Han, why are you back?" asked Zheng Xian.

The donkey said: "I think this girl is interesting to you, you might as well accept her." ”

Han Lu said: "I'm afraid that if you are late, the head of the house will punish you, so I came to accompany you, but don't get me wrong, I didn't do this for you, I was afraid that the head of the house would be angry with us." ”

"I understand, I understand. Zheng Xian nodded, suddenly shook his hand, and there was an extra piece of snack in his palm, and said, "Please eat." ”

Han Lu's face was full of joy, and she was about to reach out to take it, but the donkey was faster than her, and she bit the pastry like lightning and swallowed it in one gulp.

"You donkey is too much, so greedy, believe it or not I'll spank you. This time, Zheng Xian was also a little unhappy.

"Stupid, you are a pastry in the fairy world, this girl has a mortal body, if you eat this, you will explode and die. Donkey explained.

Zheng Xianxin said why don't you say that you are greedy, and said to Han Lu: "I'm sorry, senior sister, this donkey is too unruly, this is good, one day when I am free, I will make you another whole vegetable feast." ”

"Okay, but why did you take a donkey to be a spirit beast, you can't fly, you can't fight, you can only eat. Han Lu said.

"Ah, you stinky girl, didn't you just grab a piece of snack, you actually hurt me like this, let Zheng Xian cum your ass a few more times next time." The donkey was guilty.

Just when the three of them were slowly heading towards the sect, Zhang Fugui's two doglegs had not only arrived at the sect, but were also called over by the head of the sect for questioning.

"You have always acted together with four people, why did you bring that kid surnamed Zheng more this time?" Zhang Haotian still felt that there was something wrong with his son's death, so he asked carefully.

"It was that kid who took the initiative to join, he said that there was a shortage of spirit stones recently, and he didn't dare to go to the Ten Thousand Beasts Mountain alone, so he wanted to go with us. The first dogleg replied.

Although they have always been lawless, they dare not admit that they choose a fellow disciple to be cannon fodder like this.

Bang!

As soon as the head pointed out, the first dogleg flew up on the spot, hit the wall behind him, and spat out a few mouthfuls of blood.

"Are you old men and old fools, I know very well who my son is, except for the three of you, no one in the sect is willing to approach my son at all, let alone ask him to help. The master's expression became extremely hideous: "If you dare to say a lie again, I will let you go to the underworld to accompany him!"

The first dog leg hurriedly lay on the ground and said: "The disciple is guilty, in fact, it is the young sect master, ah, no, it is the small one, it is the small one who let the kid surnamed Zheng join." ”

At that moment, he told how they saw the cave of the mountain bear in the Ten Thousand Beasts Mountain, how they were beaten away by the mountain bear, and how they ran into Zheng Xian and forced him to become cannon fodder.

"Hmph, this Zheng Xian's luck is really good, last time he followed Han Tong, Han Tong died, but he survived, this time he followed Fugui, Fugui died, he is still alive. ”

The head walked around, thought for a while, and said, "Then, you will tell you in detail about the situation from entering the Ten Thousand Beasts Mountain to being killed, and you must not miss a single detail." ”

"Yes, yes. The first dogleg gushed out, and the second dogleg added two sentences from time to time.

After listening to them, the head asked, "You said that Fugui had released the spaceship, but the spaceship did not respond?"

"Exactly. The two doglegs nodded.

"I bought that magic weapon for a lot of money, I have tried it before, it can definitely be used, could it be that someone did it in advance?" Zhang Haotian was not in vain to be the head of the house, and his brain moved quickly.

"Ah, I see!" the second dogleg suddenly jumped up from the ground.

"Master, I remember, that kid surnamed Zheng has a donkey, the young sect master once said that he was afraid that the donkey would on the magic weapon and pollute the magic weapon, maybe the donkey took advantage of our inattention and really. ”

Don't look at the second dogleg, it's pure guessing, but you guess things well.

"Donkey?" the head took out Zhang Fugui's storage bag, and with a movement of his senses, he took out the spaceship.

He sniffed the ship with his nose, and it seemed that there was a real smell of stool, and when he looked closely, he found that in the corner of the ship, there was a puddle of stool-like objects.

He picked off the puddle with his hands, kneaded it into two small balls, and said to the two doglegs, "Open your mouth!"

The two doglegs didn't dare not listen, opened their mouths, and the head of the house casually threw the two small balls into their mouths and asked, "What does it taste like?"

The first dog bit the leg and said, "It's very bitter and smelly, it seems to be very similar to the legendary taste of poop." ”

The second dog leg hurriedly said: "Senior Brother Bai, don't talk nonsense, what the head gave us, how can it be what kind of stool, if you want me to say that this seems to be the taste of pheasant, fat but not greasy, and there is a very unique fragrance." ”

Hearing this, the head almost didn't vomit, and said, "You two get out and call those three female disciples in." ”

The two doglegs went out and replaced them with three female cultivators, and the three female cultivators didn't say anything useful, just that Han Lu seemed to be very good with the one named Zheng Xian.

The three female cultivators were also sent out, and after staying for a while, someone reported that Zheng Xian and Han Lu had returned and asked to see the master.

Let the two of them in, the head of the house saw that Zheng Xianyi was a talent, and Han Lu was also as beautiful as a flower, standing together was really a natural pair.

It's just that Han Lu is the sixth layer of qi refining, but Zheng Xian is the first layer of qi refining, and the head of the sect has activated his divine sense, and he has checked it in detail several times, but he can't see that Zheng Xian has hidden his cultivation, no matter how you look at it, it is also the first layer of the qi refining period.

"Zheng Xian, I heard that you have a donkey?" The head of the house did not ask them about the facts, but directly asked about the donkey.

Zheng nodded first, and the head of the house then asked, "You bring it in and take a look." ”

Zheng first agreed, went out and led the donkey in, and the head of the house circled around the donkey a few times, and his eyes never left the donkey's buttocks.

Although the donkey was thick-skinned, he was also embarrassed, and said: "What does this old man mean, it won't be because he wants to break his sleeves with Lao Tzu, I really can't stand it, although Lao Tzu is a donkey, he can't stand this kind of interracial intimacy." ”

The head of the house turned around twice, twitched his nose, and said, "This donkey, how is it in terms of hygiene, does it have the habit of pooping anywhere?"

"Fuck you, my son is like this, and so is Lao Tzu, am I really like a donkey who defecates everywhere?" Zheng Xian, quickly tell this perverted old man that my ass is cleaner than his face. The donkey was immediately dissatisfied.