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Friendship aside, is it interesting for Zhu Yunren, a big business, to pit me, an unemployed vagrant? Since he has made it clear that he will not cheat me, then this is definitely a good thing to send to the door. "No problem!" I agreed, without thinking.

The family feast was over. When Zhu Wenxuan went out, I noticed that she walked heroically and with a unique charm. Especially the round and beautiful buttocks that were tightly subdued, is that the legendary peach buttocks? Fortunately, the happy event I talked about today is not what I thought, otherwise I really don't know if I can stand the test......

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I just ate a meal from Lao Zhu's house yesterday, and now Mr. Yang was discharged from the hospital and invited me to his house for a banquet. Someone invited to dinner, how could I refuse. You said you also wanted to invite me to dinner and arrange for a true immortal position...... Add me QQ (158697792)

Mr. Yang's protégés have a lot of old ones, and dozens of tables of banquets are arranged in a restaurant near his home. When I got to the door, I saw that I still had to be favored......

Mr. Yang stood at the door to greet the guests, and when he saw me from afar, he immediately ran over and warmly pulled me inside. I pointed to the table where the guests were registered, "This ......"

"Oh, you're my savior, don't worry about that. Mr. Yang dragged me into the banquet hall, "I didn't think about setting up a banquet, but the students were so enthusiastic that the banquet was booked for me, and I couldn't help it." As he spoke, he pressed me to the chief of the table of the guest of honor and sat down, and the people next to me looked sideways......

"Let me introduce to you, this is the head of Yi Dao of Tianmen Mountain. Thanks to him, my bad old man has only picked up a life!" Mr. Yang directly defined me in one sentence: Little god stick!

I tugged at his sleeve and whispered, "Didn't you say you wanted to keep it a secret?" ”

"Don't worry, I will never leak the injection. Mr. Yang said happily: "But you saved my life and allowed me to fulfill my wish, so I have to thank you today!"

"Yi Dao has good skills, Yang Lao's cancer can be cured. The next round-faced fat man said with a smile: "I don't know what kind of immortal technique Yi Dao is making, so magical?

This dead fat man didn't smile, obviously very dissatisfied with my sitting chief.

"Heavenly secrets cannot be revealed, and fairy magic is not juggling, how can you perform casually. Mr. Yang said unhappily, and then introduced to me: "These two are Deputy Director Fan and Section Chief Sun of the Education Bureau. ”

Do all the people surnamed Sun have an enmity with me? This dead fat man can't be Sun Peng's relative? I nodded casually and didn't say anything, since I was treated as a magic stick, I had to continue to pretend.

"Teacher Yang. Back then, you taught us to understand science and not be superstitious, but now why are you superstitious? Director Fan said as if jokingly, it turned out that he was also a student taught by Mr. Yang.

Mr. Yang shook his head and said, "At my age, I realized that science can't explain everything, and many things handed down by our ancestors are not completely unreasonable. ”

"Oh, Old Yang, you have said so, I am even more curious, I really want to see with my own eyes what magical things have been passed down by the ancestors. Do you also want to see and understand?" Sun Fatzi forced me again, and a few people at the table echoed two sentences.

This Sun Fat Man is a guest, and he is not a student of Mr. Yang. Mr. Yang was about to help me round the field, but was pulled over by a group of students who came to toast.

Since I came down to spread feudal superstitions, I even let it out! I took out a Taoist talisman and sandwiched it between my fingers, "Mr. Yang is highly respected, and you have repeatedly spoken out of anger, which is really unfilial and disrespectful." Since you forced me to make a move, then I will punish you for a day and not speak......!"

"Oh-" The people at the table exclaimed in unison, and the talisman turned into a clear light and disappeared.

Everyone looked at me, and then at Sun Fatzi...... Nothing seems to have happened.

Sun Fatzi touched himself, made sure there was nothing wrong, smiled at me, opened his mouth and spit out a soft and charming female voice with a bit of silver: "Ya Yan Butterfly!"

Everyone looked at Sun Fatzi with wide eyes, and Sun Fatzi covered his mouth, and his eyes were about to pop out...... This sentence is the most common line in island country love action movies, everyone understands it......

Sun Fatzi pointed at me with a ghost-like trembling look, and said again in disbelief: "hard-I!ah-" The next "ah" is really too profligate and ecstatic, and the cliff is the level of professional women's worries.

The whole table covered their mouths tightly and held back a wicked smile.

I shook my head lightly and smiled indifferently, "I don't like men." ”

"Poof—"

"Aha......"

Two of them finally couldn't hold back and burst out laughing. Fat Sun covered his mouth with his hands and looked at me in horror.

"Don't look at me like that, I can't eat. "Sun Fatzi was glanced at by me and immediately buried his head.

I leisurely killed the three hairy crabs and said, "Let's eat them." ”

The whole table began to move the chopsticks and began to eat cautiously and quietly, but no one dared to touch the plate of crabs from beginning to end.

Mr. Yang returned a round of wine, and asked Fat Sun with a red face, "Why doesn't Section Chief Sun eat, does he have a toothache?"

There was a muffled laugh around......

Mr. Yang drank a small amount of wine, so he drank a glass of wine mixed with water, which was a bit high. People who drink high have a significant characteristic, that is, they talk a lot. So Mr. Yang walked up to Sun Fatzi and asked vigorously, "Is this dish not the right appetizing...... Section Chief Sun, why don't you speak...... What are you doing watching me all the time...... Are you feeling sick somewhere...... Do I want to take you to the hospital......

Fat Sun looked at Mr. Yang with a pleading expression, I understand: Please don't ask...... Mr. Yang was drunk and hazy, but he couldn't figure it out, and he was also anxious, "What do you say, you say it!

Director Fan sat next to Sun Fatzi and could only be in a hurry, he wanted to go up several times to relieve the siege but didn't dare. For fear of offending me, give him such a talisman, then he, a dignified adult, will not come out to meet people in the future.

Mr. Yang is really anxious, Director Fan is in a hurry, and the people next to him are silently watching the play, since I didn't speak, none of them dare to say more.

At this time, a man with a red face and a thick neck came over, patted Sun Fatzi's shoulder, and said unhappily: "What do you mean? Our Teacher Yang has been talking to you for a long time, and you don't pay attention to it, what do you mean?"

Sun Fatzi's face turned red, his lungs were about to explode, and finally a normal and quite magnetic male voice came out: "Lick my big machine!"

"I'm a muddy horse!" a roar, followed by a "bang, bang, hey......" and a mess of cups and plates......

I said goodbye to Mr. Yang and walked out of the restaurant, and was about to laugh heartily, when a voice came from behind me, "Yi Daochang, please stay!"

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