Chapter 177: Sing Ten in Front of the Queen!

"Haha, Gao Ming, Qingque, have you heard it? Thank you for the real person!" Li Shimin's expression quickly retracted, returned to normal, and laughed and ordered Li Chengqian and Li Tai. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info

But his heart is not calm at all.

What did Zhang Xuanqing mean when he said to Li Tai, "People benefit from guarding the middle, and hexagrams benefit from the position"? Could it be that he calculated that he would do something "unright" in the future and warn him in advance?

Then what is the explanation for asking Li Chengqian not to indulge his heart? Is it also a warning? And that hehe......

It's so annoying!

Separated by 1,300 years of time and space, Li Shimin also spontaneously gave birth to such a feeling.

In contrast, the eldest grandson Wujian was more worried about the safety of his two sons, and wanted to ask a few more questions, but was stopped by Li Shimin's eyes, and he had no choice but to temporarily put down his heart.

I saw Li Chengqian and Li Tai's little brother looking at each other, each at a loss, the relationship between the two was still very good at this time, they were both eleven or twelve years old, they were simple-minded, and they couldn't think too much. But still according to his father's instructions, he saluted Zhang Xuanqing: "Thank you for the real person!"

Zhang Xuanqing waved his big hand unconcernedly: "No need, you can also let Brother Sun Dao check your body later." Kindness...... The emperor doesn't mind and can check it out, as well as the princes and princesses. ”

At this moment, Li Shimin picked up the wine glass and said, "Thank you Zhang Zhenren for reminding me, come on, I salute the real person!" After finishing speaking, he raised his head and drank it, then filled the wine glass and continued to toast.

The eldest grandson Wujian is a smart person, and he immediately understood the second brother's thoughts, and he also picked up his wine glass and persuaded Zhang Xuanqing to eat wine. and instructed someone to add a seat to his two precious sons, so that they could also toast Zhang Xuanqing.

The wine is all the best drunken immortal wine, only after one steaming, and precipitated for several years. It has the mellow aroma of ancient wine, but it is also a hint of spicy, but it is not strong, and the taste is silky and smooth, and it is extremely delicious. Zhang Xuanqing drank energetically, and the comers did not refuse, and after a while, he was a little drunk.

On the other hand, Li Chengqian and Li Tai have not forgotten their intentions.

Although the two of them are young, they are also a little smart, and seeing that Zhang Xuanqing has almost drunk, they thought to themselves, maybe they can take this opportunity to make less trouble, and let Zhang Xuanqing agree in one fell swoop. Glancing at each other, they got up together and said: "Su Wen Zhenren is knowledgeable, pedantic, knows what the world does not know, and knows the law that the world does not know." Xiao Wang is not talented, I am willing to worship the real person as a teacher (ask the real person for teaching), and hope that the real person will be fulfilled!"

The brothers said basically the same thing, but Li Tai bluntly said that he wanted to worship Zhang Xuanqing as a teacher, but Li Chengqian only said that he wanted to discuss with Zhang Xuanqing. The reason is because now he has three divisions in the East Palace, namely the prince and the prince, the prince and the prince, and the prince and the prince, and then worships Zhang Xuanqing as a teacher, what do those three people think?

At this time, Zhang Xuanqing was already a little drunk, and he smiled when he heard this: "Do you want to worship the poor way as a teacher? That's not simple, the poor way accepts apprentices, but there are conditions." ”

"I don't know what conditions are needed for real people?" asked Li Tailuo with some self-sufficiency.

Zhang Xuanqing snorted with a wine glass: "That is too many conditions, first of all, the poor apprentice must be able to sing a small song, and if he is idle, he can sing a small song to the Taoist master and me to relieve his fatigue; secondly, he must also be able to do laundry, cook and serve people, if he doesn't know anything, he also has to take care of him, why should the Taoist take apprentices? Kindness...... It would be better if the family had money, take care of me to eat and drink, and take me to visit the Qinglou if you have nothing to do. ”

"Ahem, cough, cough!" Yuan Tiangang on the side almost didn't spray after taking a sip of wine, wiped his mouth, hurriedly pulled Zhang Xuanqing, and said, "Brother Dao, are you ......drunk?"

The rest of Li Shimin and the others are also full of black lines in their heads, and the person in front of them is really a real person in the sky, not a ruffian old hooligan pretending?

But seeing Zhang Xuanqing throw Yuan Tiangang's arm, he shouted dissatisfiedly: "What are you drunk on? What are you drunk on? How much wine is this, will you get drunk when you are poor?" What are you kidding!" Then he pointed to Li Tai: "Come on, come on, don't you want to worship Poor Dao as a teacher? Now as a teacher, I will teach you to sing a little song!" As he spoke, he separated a pair of chopsticks, took one in one hand, and tapped the cups and plates on his food table.

Ding ding dong, the sound is crisp and pleasant, in the crackling rain outside, like a gurgling stream, with a quiet and serene atmosphere, flowing into the hearts of everyone.

But Zhang Xuanqing's song is not so pleasant.

But I saw Zhang Xuanqing knocking on the cups and bowls unhurriedly, his body swaying, his face was full of self-absorption, and even intoxicated to the point of being a little obscene, and his voice was loud:

"Beat the drums tightly and play the gong slowly~ stop the gong, stop the drum, and listen to the singing~

All kinds of gossip also sing~ I heard me sing ten.eight.touch~

Reach out and touch the edge of my sister's face~ The dark clouds flew for a long time~

Reach out and touch the front of my sister's head ~ Heavenly Court is full of addictive ......"

Click, click, click, a series of chopsticks fell, everyone was stunned to look at Zhang Xuanqing, who was intoxicated, but he was still unconscious, still singing there:

“...... Reach out and touch the top of my sister's chest ~ My chest is in your body ~ Reach out and touch my sister's breasts, on the head ~ out of the cage bun is nothing like ~

......

Reach out and touch my sister's calf~ Don't dial it, don't open it~

Reach out and touch my sister's little feet ~ small feet are fine on my brother's shoulders......"

The lyrics are getting more and more obscene, Li Shimin's face is getting darker and darker, and the eldest grandson next to him blushed with shame, he can't go, he can't stay, and a touch of resentment gradually rises in his eyes.

As for Yuan Tiangang, Sun Simiao and others, they were all stunned, and shouted wildly in their hearts: How dare he? How dare he? Even if several people are Taoist priests and are not formal, they never expected that Zhang Xuanqing would dare to sing such obscene words and bad songs in front of the queen!

10.8. Touching?Who are you going to touch?

However, Zhang Xuanqing just dared, and the more he sang, the more he sang, the louder he became:

"The old man heard that ten.eighth. touch ~ when he was a teenager also passed by ~

The next generation heard ten.eight.touch ~ day and night greedy flowers and cry wife ~

The widow listened to ten.eight. touched ~ shuttled the pillow and called Xianggong ~

The monk listened to the ten.eighth.touch ~ uncover the apprentice and call the brother ~

The nun heard that ten.eighth.touch ~ slept until midnight and was helpless~

When you listen to it~ you will also be greedy for flowers and begging for wives......"

Thundered!

A thunderclap finally interrupted Zhang Xuanqing's singing. Yuan Tiangang and Sun Simiao woke up suddenly. Yuan Tiangang was close to Zhang Xuanqing, flew over, covered his mouth, and shouted in a panic: "Brother Dao Mo sing! Brother Dao Mo sing! You are drunk!" He was really afraid that Li Shimin would be angry and treat Zhang Xuanqing for a big crime of disrespect.

But Zhang Xuanqing didn't appreciate it.

Drunken and confused, Yuan Tiangang pulled Yuan Tiangang away, Zhang Dazhen stared at each other, and his neck stiffened: "Who said I was drunk? Who said I was drunk? I just told you, I'm not drunk! You don't believe it, don't you? Hmph! Don't think that Dao Ye doesn't know, don't you just think that Dao Ye doesn't sing well? Wait, Dao Ye will give you a good sound!"

Yuan Tiangang's cheeks were all twitched together, and he wanted to give himself a big mouth, and ask himself why he didn't make a good fortune before he came! )