151. Go to the battlefield
Although Yu Yunwen said that he had experienced a hundred battles and regarded it as usual, he couldn't help but feel sour at this time, so he had to comfort his wife and said: "As long as the command is done properly, and two junior generals are added to the side, what is there to fear from the bandits against the people! The enemy only has some small stations, and whenever there is a large scale of battle, they will definitely be flustered, and it will be difficult to be the same as before." After saying that, Xiang Pi Buyu and Hu Yu said again: "You two go to drape first." ”
The two walked by, Yu Yunwen and his wife had something else to say, of course, they took care of them, the two were young, and they had not gone through the battle, and they told Yu Hao and Han Xixi about their relatives, and when they came back from victory, they would marry the four of them. The two girls were overjoyed when they heard this, and they hesitated for a while, and then they stopped squeaking. Yu Hao saw that the skin was not stupid and heroic, the martial arts were strong, and the person was upright and heroic, so he was naturally happy in his heart. It's a pity to see that Hu Yu was born graceful, both civil and military, and he is also happy.
Hu Yu and the two entered the living room and took their armor. Hu Yu said: "Brother Pi, don't be reckless when you speak in the future." Don't say big things in advance, it's hard to predict the outcome without knowing the true background of the other party. Moreover, several generals and adults at the banquet yesterday repeatedly reminded us not to be overjoyed and arrogant, otherwise we will be alienated from the public. Your temperament is straightforward and open-minded, but others think that you are arrogant and presumptuous, and you will secretly commit adultery to us. ”
Pi Bufool said: "Whoever dares to rape the two of us, I will strangle him on the spot!"
Hu Yu said with a smile: "If you don't see it with your own eyes and hear it with your own ears, how can you know which one is a traitor? However, in other contexts, it is also necessary to be more restrained. Otherwise, everyone will not like it. ”
Pi Buyu listened, and then said, "Thank you, Brother Hu, I know." ”
Hu Yu was very happy when he heard it.
The two of them were well dressed, and they looked at the bright armor of their whole bodies in the mirror, and they were so happy. Hu Yule was so long and said, "General Pi listens to the order." ”
Pi Bu sneered: "The end will be!"
The two laughed, and Pi Buyu asked, "How much silver is this armor worth?"
Hu Yu smiled: "I don't know much about this, and I haven't seen anyone else go to the pawn shop to pawn it." Your armor is worth hundreds of taels to say the least. ”
Pi Buyu asked, "What about you?"
Hu Yu said: "How heavy it is, that is, the price." If you want to be a bad silver, it may not be as valuable as a good one. ”
Pi Bu said suddenly: "Foolish, damn it." ”
Hu Yu was stunned and asked, "What?"
Pi Buyu said: "I almost forgot something, and then I suddenly remembered, do you think I brought you something?"
Hu Yu was surprised and said, "How do I know?"
Pi Buyu said: "Guess. ”
Hu Yu guessed: "Calligraphy brush inkstone?"
Pi Bufool said: "! What is the use of these Raushs giving you?"
Hu Yu smiled: "What do you know? Gold has a price, but calligraphy and painting are priceless." He also said: "Neither these, but certainly not qin books, music chapters or chess scores, could it be some kind of martial arts work?"
Pi Bufool said: "No, you guess again." ”
Hu Yu said: "I'm not an immortal, how can I guess?"
Pi Bufool said: "You guess hard." ”
Hu Yu laughed and said: "How can you guess with your heart, you can only guess with your heart and brain." ”
Pi Bufool said: "You are so stupid, you can't guess such a good guess." I'll use this thing as a mystery and tell it so that you can guess. Tightly took out an object from his bag, held it in his hand, and said: "Say that the square is not square, say that the circle is not round, say that the red is not red, say that the green is not green, can be used if you can't use it, you can eat it if you can't eat it, you can drink it if you can't drink it, you can do it if you can't do it, although it is not money, but it can be turned into money, although it is dead, but it can be changed into a living thing, saying that it is a real treasure, everyone can't do it, you won't be rich if you have it, you won't be poor without it." You guess. ”
Hu Yu listened to him rambling for a long time, and wanted to laugh, thinking what is this? ”
Pi Buyu said angrily: "That's it, that's it, it's a waste of words, I'll give it to you." After speaking, he grabbed Hu Yu's hand and put the object on his palm. Hu Yu looked at it, and couldn't help but be surprised and sad, it was the piece of Khotanese blue jade that he had lost three years ago, this piece of jade had been with him for more than ten years, and he naturally thought about it, how could he not be surprised by this regain?
Pi Buyu said: "No need, when you were injured and unconscious, I redeemed this piece of jade, but when you left, I forgot to give it to you." ”
Hu Yu was very grateful, and it was difficult to find thanks.
Pi Bu smiled foolishly: "This riddle is so easy to guess, but you can't guess it, if it's me, it's just me." ”
Hu Yu smiled: "Don't blow it yet, I'll use one thing to make a riddle and see if you can guess it." As he spoke, he groped inside the placket of his armor, turned his head and said, "Don't peek." ”
Pi Bu smiled stupidly: "What do you have to look at, so as not to be tired." ”
Hu Yu turned around, raised his right fist, and said with a smile: "Guess what this is?"
Pi Bufool said: "Make a puzzle to beat it first." ”
Hu Yu laughed and said, "Listen well." On the contrary, there are bones and skins, there are ditches and streams, there is water when it is hot, there is no ice when it is cold, it can make money and gather wealth, it can cause disasters and attract disasters, it can defend oneself and protect one's body, and when it can be observed, it is happy to fight, angry and angry, let you work, never complain, abandon it to die, stay and live, beasts eat people and do not eat, and only those who are angry eat are not uncommon, but regret when they are lost. Guess what?"
Pi Bu was stupid to listen to it, and he didn't guess it when he thought about it, and he said that it was a lie, and it was impossible. Just as the two were laughing and laughing, they heard the servants outside the house shouting.
Hu Yu shouted: "Oops, oops, General Yu is still waiting for the two of us outside, but we are joking here." With that, let's go out of the house together.
Pi Buyu hurriedly said: "Brother Hu, what kind of trick are you playing that riddle?
Hu Yu smiled: "I'll tell you when I come back from the war." ”
Pi Buyu hurriedly said: "No matter." I'm going to know now, or I won't let you go. ”
Hu Yu smiled: "You have already seen it, and you still ask what to do?"
Pi Bufool said: "I really didn't see it, I lied to you as a puppy." ”
Hu Yuyi stretched out his hand and said, "Did you see it?"
Pi Bu was surprised and said, "What do you see?"
Hu Yu said: "This hand." ”
Pi Bufool said: "What's the point of this hand?"
Hu Yu smiled: "The mystery is the hand." ”
Pi Bu smiled stupidly: "Nonsense." ”
Hu Yu said: "There is skin and bone on the hands. ”
Hu Yu smiled: "The mystery is the hand." ”
Pi Bu smiled stupidly: "Nonsense." ”
Hu Yu said: "There is skin and bone on the hands. ”
Pi Bu is stupid and said: "There are no bones in the skin." ”
Hu Yu said: "Nails are not bones?"
Pi Bu was stupid and said: "There are no such bones, even if they are bones, they can only be regarded as bone skin." ”
Hu Yu smiled: "Are teeth considered bones?"
Pi Bufool said: "No. ”
"What's that?"
“......”
Pi Bu smiled foolishly: "There is some truth. So why should people fight it when they're happy?"
Hu Yu smiled: "When applauding." Then he asked, "Why do you eat it in a hurry?" and he replied, "If you make a man angry, won't he bite your hand?"
Pi Buyu laughed and said, "Wonderful, wonderful." So what did you just do with your body?"
Hu Yu also smiled: "This is why it is mysterious." ”
The two of them walked while laughing, walking through the forest and water, and coming and going. Seeing that Yu Yunwen was already neatly dressed, he was waiting for them.
The two saluted: "Coach Lao has been waiting for a long time." ”
Yu Yunwen and the others saw that they were dressed and armored, and they became more and more powerful, and they all praised in their hearts: "They are two rare masters." ”
Pi Buyu never dared to look at Yu Hao, and when he glanced at it, he panicked and turned purple. When Yu Hao saw his embarrassment, he felt very sweet in his heart, and he wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh. I regretted stealing a glance at Hu Yu, and saw that he was in a silver-armored robe, which was very suitable for his complexion, as straight as Yang Jian's beauty and beauty, and he was very moved by it, secretly hoping that he could be like Tang Woxue in the battle, and come back as soon as possible to get married.
Yu Yunwen said: "It's not early, let's go to the school martial arts field." ”
Pi Buyu suddenly thought about it, and hurriedly asked, "What about that Miss Zhang?"
Mrs. Yu said: "I asked her to call her, and when I told her, she actually cried and said that she would go back to the room and get something for the two of you." ”
I couldn't say it, but I saw Zhang Lanjiao panting and crying. Hu Yu and Pi Buyu both said, "Miss Zhang, slow down." ”
Zhang Lan approached and bowed, and said with tears in her eyes: "Knowing that the two Engongs want to go out with General Yu to quell the chaos, the little woman is surprised and sad, I don't know how to say it, you have to take care of your body on the road, I hope the two Engongs can win with General Yu and return safely." I had to meet a great favor, and I couldn't thank you, so I sewed three sweat towels and talked about the little woman's heart. ”
Hu Yu hurriedly helped her up, and the two said, "Miss Zhang is so polite, thank you." ”
Zhang Lan got up, took three sweat towels and gave them to Pi Buyu, Hu Yu and Yu Yunwen, and said: "The little girl is doing poorly, and the three benevolent generals will be fine." ”
The three of them saw that the pattern of this sweat towel was a dragon and a phoenix, and in the middle was the words "dragon and phoenix are auspicious". Be cautious to see that the needle is delicate, the wiring is subtle, the color is elegant, not decorative, and meaningful, not like the general soil girl sewing the bells and whistles, the twine is rough, and it always shows the vulgar smell.
Several people praised and thanked each other, and Yu Yunwen said: "Miss Zhang has nothing to do, she will live in my house in the future, and she can also teach her mother and daughter needlework in her spare time." ”
If Yu Yunwen said this in normal times, his wife and daughter would have quarreled with him a long time ago.
Zhang Lan said: "How dare a little girl?"
Mrs. Yu's mother and daughter also said: "Miss Zhang has no relatives here, and she is a widow, how can she be a layman? Besides, the three of them won't be out for long. ”
Zhang Lan said: "It's just that the little girl is uneasy." The crowd comforted them for a while, and then they were done.
The four of them sent the three of them outside the house, and the horses were already ready. The three of them put on their saddles and said goodbye to the crowd. Yu Hao said: "I wish my father and the two generals a great victory and a triumphant return." ”
Yu Yunwen said to her daughter: "Good students get along with Miss Zhang, don't slack off your efforts, don't play anymore." Mrs. Xiang smiled again: "Cook wine and treat each other, and wait with me to celebrate in the future." Mrs. Yu burst into tears and laughed.
Hu Yu and Pi Buyu saw that the three girls were all coquettish, and they also smiled at the few of them, and then beat their horses and galloped.