Chapter 55, look at the rivers and lakes of faces
After hearing what happened to Wu Liang, Wei Suo asked curiously, "Master, why didn't you die with all your strength?"
"In the end, I got my revenge in my own way. Wu Liang pretended not to hear Wei Suo's question, and continued, "I hooked up with the daughter of the proprietress of the pork shop, steamed bun shop, and silk village, and then abandoned it. It made the three of them turn on their backs, and the chickens and dogs were restless. ”
"Master, you're so cheap!" Wei Suo raised his middle finger at Wu Liang.
Wu Liang flexed his index finger and flicked it heavily on Wei Suo's forehead, scolding: "Naughty!"
"Master, you are so bad and bad, you are so heavy, you must not be my own master, did the master stuff me under your door?" Wei Suo covered his forehead, which was bounced up by Wu Liang, and said aggrievedly.
"Apprentice, I am also very curious about the teacher, your family is the richest man in Jingzhou, with 10,000 acres of fertile land and thousands of shops. Since your father died, you have become the head of the Wei family, and you could have lived a comfortable life with three wives and four concubines, fine clothes and food. Why do you want to worship under the door of the male god and come to endure this suffering?" Wu Liang asked suspiciously.
Wei Suo scratched his head embarrassedly, and hesitated for a moment before speaking, "Hehe, here's the thing. Early that morning, I had just had breakfast, and my newly married fifth concubine Xiaohong snuggled in my arms. Her neckline was a little too wide and I put my hand in it and it felt ......"
"Ahem!" Wu Liang coughed a few times, a little embarrassed, "Not suitable for children! Not suitable for children! ”
Wei Suo had a lewd expression on his face, and he was still immersed in Xiaohong's chest when he thought about it, unable to extricate himself. After a long while, Wei Suo came back to his senses, smacked his fat lips unsatisfied, and continued: "The ancestor found me, saying that I am handsome and chic, magnificent, a talent, and Yushu is in the wind, which is very suitable to replace him as the next master of the Male God Gate, and I guarantee that after joining the Male God Gate, I can be as beautiful as a cloud, have endless gold and silver mountains, and enjoy endless glory and wealth. However, you have to pay a billion taels of silver as a prayer. I was so happy that I sold my land, house, and shop to 800 million taels of silver. The master agreed to take me as an apprentice and take me back to the mountain. But what I didn't expect was that after he threw me to you as an apprentice, he ran away with my 800 million taels of silver. What about the beautiful women who say good? What about the mountains of gold and silver that say good? What about the glory and wealth that are good? The big shameless liar! Pay back my silver, the silver! Woo woo woo woo!"
When Wei Suo said about the sadness, he sat down on the ground and cried, tears and snot flew together, and the fat on his face trembled.
"Don't be so sad. Your master loves to deceive people, and you are just the stupidest of the fools he has ever deceived. Although he was despicable and filthy, he did several good things. Wu Liang patted Wei Suo's fat back and comforted him softly.
Wu Liang stretched out his hand and took out a handkerchief embroidered with mandarin ducks playing in the water from his arms, handed it to Wei Suo, and continued: "The first one, he passed on the position of the master of the male god sect to me. Second, he told me that the Yuan family has a copy of "Taiping Yaoshu", which hides the secret of being invincible in the world. Third, he told me that Yuan Shao's eldest daughter Yuan still knew the hiding place of "Taiping Yaoshu", and asked me to start with Yuan Yi and seize the secret book. But how did the old turtle know so clearly, could it be that Yuan was still the illegitimate daughter of the old turtle?"
Wei Suo took the handkerchief from Wu Liang's hand, wiped a handful of snot, and a woman's body fragrance rushed into his nostrils, Wei Suo's nose itched, and he sneezed a few times. He seemed to remember something, and stammered: "Master, Master, this handkerchief seems to be a token of love given to you by Yun Rou, the eldest lady of the Yun family, why do you wipe my nose casually? It's really insulting, abrupt beauty!"
"Wei Suo, you are my apprentice, the only apprentice. What is this woman's handkerchief, there are many teachers, so I will give it to you!" Wu Liang took out seven or eight handkerchiefs from his arms and handed them to Wei Suo.
Wei Suo took the handkerchief and took a deep breath, full of women's body fragrance, Wei Suo was secretly refreshed in his heart, and said with a smile: "Now, there is masturbation at night!"
Wu Liang looked at the apprentice Wei Suo with a disgusted expression, an appearance of hating iron but not steel, and sighed lightly: "Let's go! Don't be embarrassed here!"
With that, he shook the folding fan and took the lead in moving forward.
"Hey, Master, wait for me!" Wei Suo stepped to his stubby legs and trotted after him.
The two walked through the streets and alleys, and after half a pillar of incense, they came to Xuanwu Lake.
Xuanwu Lake is an artificial lake excavated by Yuan Shao in order to train the water army, covering an area of ten acres, surrounded by the lake embankment, planted with willows all over, the scenery is pleasant.
Later, Yuan Shao revoked the naval army, and Xuanwu Lake was deserted. Someone with a heart re-decorated Xuanwu Lake and built a Moon Pavilion in the middle of the lake. Over time, Mochizuki Pavilion became an excellent place for literati and artists to gather and enjoy the scenery. The Moon Pavilion is also becoming more and more famous, and it has become a major attraction in Jizhou.
Wu Liang stood by the embankment with his hands in his hands, admiring the light and water of Xuanwu Lake, and his mood was happy.
"Master, I'm dying of exhaustion. Let's find a place to rest!" Wei Suo chased after him from behind, sweating and panting from his forehead.
"Apprentice, it's not for the teacher to say you, you are so fat, you were captured by a bear, it is enough for a bear to eat for half a month. You are still shouting tired, you are so fat, how can any girl like you?" Wu Liang rolled his eyes at Wei Suo and complained.
"Master, I'm really tired. I'm so tired that you have to spend money to see me, isn't it?"
"I've convinced you, let's go, go to Huyue Pavilion to rest for a while before leaving. Looking at this living treasure apprentice, Wu Liang shook his head helplessly, walked around the lake embankment, and walked towards the lake pavilion.
"Long live Master!" Wei Suo shouted cheers and hurriedly followed.
The two came to the Moon Pavilion in the middle of the lake and found that there were already people.
Wei Suo's eyes lit up, as if he had discovered something, and he shouted excitedly: "Master, there are beautiful girls in the pavilion!"
"A beautiful girl is not a rare thing, I have seen a lot for teachers, what is there to see?" Wu Liang pouted disdainfully and said.
Wei Suo talked eloquently: ""The Beauty of the Rivers and Lakes" divides the beautiful women in the world into once in 40,000 years, once in 4,000 years, once in 2,000 years, and once in 1,000 years. The first beauty in the rivers and lakes, Diao Chan, is a once-in-40,000-year encounter and unique. This beautiful sister in the pavilion can only be met at least once in four thousand years. What generation of virtue did my Wei family have accumulated in the ancestors! Let me see such a beautiful woman, it is so beautiful!"
"Uh!" Wu Liang hesitated for a moment, "What 40,000 years, 4,000 years, why haven't I heard of it? ”
Wu Liang turned his head and glanced at the pavilion. On the stone table in the pavilion were four plates of delicate and small dim sum, and a round-faced girl stood beside the stone table, carefully waiting for the stunning girl on the stone chair.
The girl was only seventeen or eighteen years old, with black and beautiful waist-length hair, a delicate and beautiful goose egg face, a pair of dark and clear big eyes, a delicate and petite nose, a delicate and delicate temperament that could be broken by blowing, and a pure and detached temperament from the inside out, exuding a noble and elegant goddess atmosphere.
The girl is tall and slender, with snow-white slender hands like jade, youthful and attractive, full and towering Jade Girl Peak, all showing the charming demeanor of the girl.
Wu Liang's heart was hot when he saw it, and he couldn't help but swallow a saliva. Wu Liang has countless women and rich experience, but he has never seen such a stunning beauty.
Look at Na Wei Suo again, his eyes are on the girl's crisp breasts and thighs, there is a smirk on his face, and his mouth is drooling.
Wu Liang looked at Wei Suo with eyes that hated iron and steel, and slapped Wei Suo's big cake face.
Wei Suo suddenly came to his senses, covered the fat that was beaten, and said aggrievedly: "Master, what are you doing?
"Apprentice, it's right to look at beautiful women, but drooling is your fault. If this girl looks at it, the face of our male god will be gone. It doesn't matter if you have a big face, but as the master of the male god sect, how can I gain a foothold in the rivers and lakes in the future?" Wu Liang persuaded earnestly.
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