"Wow, boss, look, that magic weapon is so big. The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info: "The bald man turned into a beast looked through the glass and galloped by, and sighed.

"Shut up for me. Zhu Zuo scolded again, afraid that if this guy continued to talk about it, the whole car would think that they had come out of the neurological hospital!

Unfortunately, at this time, a speeding car flashed its high beams and whizzed by. The bald man turned into a beast saw two beams of light flash and shouted, "Boss, be careful." Directly reached out with both hands and hugged Zhu Zuo to resist for him.

"Huh, what kind of spell is that? It's gone?" the bald man turned into a beast poked his head out and asked Zhu Zuo.

A car of arrested prostitutes were stunned, their eyes were about to fall to the ground, and they stared at the bald man and Zhu Zuo who had become beasts with a confused expression, and then everyone laughed, "Haha, I said, brother, have you watched too many martial arts movies? Do you still have spells? ”

"Hurry up, don't you want to watch less Xianxia movies? Zhu Zuo clasped his fists with both hands and slapped at the bald man that the beast had turned into.

"What nerves do you two have, stay honest with me, stirring, be careful that I whip you with an electric baton. A policeman shouted.

"You honestly stay with me, close your eyes. Zhu Zuo glared at the beast and said the Divine Dao.

"Little handsome guy, why did I come to prostitute when I saw that you were white and tender? Are you out of love and lonely?" said a prostitute who was sitting in the same row as Zhu Zuo.

Forehead.....

Xiao is Zhu Zuo, who faced many life and death partings on the bloody battlefield, his face was red and his heart was not beating, and when he was asked such an embarrassing question, he was speechless for a while, and it was difficult to speak.

"Cut! dare to do it, I don't dare to admit it, I used to be as old as you, and people gave me the nickname Seven Jiro in One Night!" the man showed off.

Forehead.....

I'm obedient, I'm still a virgin, how can this make me embarrassed? Zhu Zuo's heart was extremely depressed.

"When you get to the police station, you all get out of the car, and that seven times a night, don't brag, you are all old prostitutes, every time you record a confession, which of those young ladies doesn't say that you are a musketeer for three seconds, you should have a face to blow. A policeman shouted.

"Huh. A group of people laughed to the ground, even Zhu Zuo couldn't hold back, only the bald man turned into a beast didn't laugh, and asked, "What's three seconds?"

"Hurry up, uncle. The man who was teased walked into the police station with a scolding grin.

A group of people were also pushed into the police station.

"Master, should we run?" said the beast.

"If you come, you will be safe. This time I came out to experience life and see what life is all about, just listen to me. "Zhu Zuo preached the Tao. 、

"Okay! I saddle the horse for my master, and my master tells me to go east, and I will never go west. "The beast preaches the gods.

"Shut up, you can change your name instead of calling the beast a sycophant. Zhu Zuo shook his head and walked into the police station.

Zhu Zuo is in his teens and has already stepped out of the infant refining realm, which is already very rebellious at the moment. However, no matter how the pipeline method is passed, the only deficiency is the lack of precipitation of time, and the lack of maturity of cruising red dust.

"Chief, these are just caught prostitutes, what do you think of what to do?" a policeman asked an old man with thinning hair.

"Since they are all *** burned, they will all be imprisoned first, blow the northwest wind and cool down, leave them to feed the mosquitoes overnight, and talk about it tomorrow. The old man waved his hand.

"Squeak. The rusty iron door was open, and a group of people were imprisoned in a small dark room.

"Stay honest, reflect on it tonight and strive for leniency tomorrow. The police locked the cell again.

"Fuck, I want to eat, hey, don't go, hey!" a strong man stretched out his hand and shouted.

"We're going to eat too. ”

"Let's catch mosquitoes and eat them!"

"His grandmother is waiting for Lao Tzu to go out, don't let me touch you without a police uniform, see you and beat you once. The strong man scolded and sat on the ground.

Zhu Zuo didn't care, sat with his knees crossed against the corner, looked at the handcuffed hands and shook his head.

At night, the dark cell occasionally heard the sound of prostitutes swatting mosquitoes, and more often fell asleep. The pitch black cell had no way of knowing what time it was outside, because all their belongings had been taken away before they entered the cell.

"Wake up, let's go, since I've already experienced this feeling and stayed in my cell for the night, I'll take you out to see the Huaxia Empire, so that you don't make a fuss and scream." "Zhu Zuo preached the way to the beasts.

"Don't say it, master, my stomach is screaming, I want to eat the food you brought me last time. "The beast preaches the gods.

"Unproductive foodie, go. Zhu Zuo stepped out and disappeared into the cell, but the beast was not so honest, and threw the handcuffs in the prison with his big hand, but smashed the head of Qijiro in one night.

"Ouch! Fuck who, who dares to smash your uncle. It hurts Lao Tzu to death. "Seven times a night the man touched the broken handcuffs casually, and he was shocked, huh, the broken handcuffs, it seems that someone has escaped!

"Come on, someone's escaped!" shouted the man at night and banged his hand on the cell.

", who can escape from prison without a sound?" a sleepy-eyed prostitute scolded.

"You're sick in the head, you ask everyone to count, I'm sure someone has escaped from prison, and I still have a pair of bad handcuffs in my hands. The man shouted loudly in one night.

After a while, the lights of the cell were bright, and everyone looked blankly to find that it was the young man and the bald guy with thieves and eyes who disappeared out of thin air, and everyone was stunned, even the police who came were stunned.

All the clients in the cell turned pale with fright, thinking that what the fuck was going on, and the two of them disappeared out of thin air.

How to deal with all this is no longer within the scope of Zhu Zuo's concern.

It's just that many years later, when the Chinese Empire was singing and worshiping Zhu Zuo, these prostitutes who had been imprisoned with Zhu Zuo would give a thumbs up and say to others that this guy had been arrested for prostitutes with me, and was still locked in the same cell, and he wanted to show off but was beaten into a pig's head, not to mention.

Yizhou, the lights are bright, prosperous, and the traffic is busy, Zhu Zuo has already talked a lot to the bald man who has become a beast, and told him that what he sees in front of him is not a magic weapon, it is technology, so there will be no loss of true qi.

"Wow, wow!" The bald man turned into a beast saw two scantily clad bewitching men walking by, and the hot body with a convex and backward body saw that this guy had a nosebleed.

"Obscene!" one of the women glared at the bald man turned into a beast and twisted his ass away.

"Hey, hey, look, I'm afraid you'll bleed to death. Zhu Zuo was also quite speechless, such a subordinate.

"Hey, master, I found that the Huaxia Empire is simply heaven!" the bald man turned into a beast rubbed his nose to wipe away the blood.

"Damn, look at your bear-like appearance, I suddenly thought of a name that suits you very well, you will call you to quit sex in the future!" Zhu Zuo muttered.

"I'll go, isn't the name of the master too straightforward, why don't you change it!" the bald man the beast turned into squirmed.

"Well, it makes sense, as the so-called cheap people are invincible, how about calling you cheap?"

"Master, can we still communicate well?" the bald man that the beast turned into was so aggrieved that he was about to cry.

"What's the matter? Cheap doesn't sound good? I see you're an amorous species, why don't you call yourself a cheap?" Zhu Zuo had just returned to the Huaxia Empire, and he was in a good mood and kept ridiculing the beasts.

"Master, you are only eight years old, and it is detrimental to your identity to take such a name from the civil and military authorities. The bald man who turned into a beast pushed Zhu Zuo.

"Drink! If you dare to eat my tofu, then you should be called a sissy!" Zhu Zuo said with a smile.

Forehead......

The bald man the beast turned into was so angry that he was about to vomit blood.

"Hurry up! Cheap, I'll take you to play exciting. Zhu Zuo's voice came from afar.

(Hahaha, "The Biography of Immortal Mania" is to be witty and funny, and the hero is about to save the beauty !!!)