Chapter 54: Cool and Crooked (3)
"Are you calling the slave family? The slave family has just gone out, and has added new clothes to the two sons, change them, or your clothes will be too out of place. Jin Xiang pushed the door in, and there were two sets of ancient costumes on the tray in his hand. Seeing Jin Xiang, Zhang Dongjie and Zhao Pan suddenly felt a little restrained, but this Jin Xiang's face was calm, as if nothing had happened last night, and said with a smile: "Take it off, I'll change it for you." ”
Zhang Dongjie and Zhao Pan both had black lines on their faces, but after thinking about the "cloud and rain" last night, what else could not be let go, "take off" was just one word! However, what they never expected was that Jin Xiang even bought their underwear for them, and actually asked them to take off all of them, and they really wanted to take it off to the end. In the face of two **** men, she did not have the slightest shyness, and helped them change their clothes with her hands and feet.
"My sister is greeting business, and I'm here to serve the two of you. Well, this dress fits well, so let's make do with it for the time being. Jin Xiang said with a smile.
Zhao Pan walked in front of the bronze mirror and posed, and said happily: "Oh, heh, it really looks like an ancient ...... Antique dealers ha. He originally wanted to say "ancients", but when he thought about it, he quickly changed his words and casually said "antique dealer".
Jin Xiang heard this and asked strangely, "The two sons are in business?"
"Well, yes, we met robbers on the road, and we lost all our money. Zhang Dongjie hurriedly said.
"Oh, I see, let's stay here for a while. Let's go, let's eat. Saying that, Jin Xiang actually took the arms of the two at the same time and walked out together, shocking the two brothers in a cold sweat, thinking what kind of world they are, is it so open in ancient times?
Jin Xiang led the two of them all the way to a hall on the second floor, where tables and chairs were set up, and on the table were rice porridge, small pickles, and several small snacks. "Two sons, please use it slowly. Jin Xiang motioned for them to sit down and take care of themselves.
"Thank you so much, but we don't have any money on us, so we can't go on like this. Zhang Dongjie sat down and said sincerely. "Yes, Miss Jin Xiang, how can we keep breaking the bank, we don't eat soft rice. Zhao Pan also echoed.
Jin Xiang smiled and said: "Why do the two sons need to be so polite, do you know, we have never had a guest in Xianzhou for hundreds of years, you are a rare guest." ”
"What Xianzhou, I haven't heard of it. Zhao Pan said in surprise. "Okay, okay, there's a lot you haven't heard of. Zhang Dongjie was afraid that he would talk nonsense, so he hurried to follow his words.
"There is another matter, Jin Xiang doesn't know whether to mention it or not. Jin Xiang said with a charming smile. "Miss Jinxiang, just say it. Zhang Dongjie said directly, he always felt that this golden fragrance must have something to say.
"That's right, alas, it's a bit of a shame. Sister, and there are still a few girlfriends in the slave family, and they also want to see the demeanor of the two sons, can you stay with them tonight?" Jin Xiang said, her face flushed slightly.
"You...... What do you say...... WHAT?!" EVEN THE LUSTFUL ZHAO PAN COULDN'T HOLD IT, AND THE PORRIDGE THAT HE HAD JUST EATEN IN HIS MOUTH ACCIDENTALLY SQUIRTED OUT, AND SAID TREMBLINGLY. "Uh, ah, well. Zhang Dongjie unexpectedly agreed, which made Zhao Pan look surprised.
Jin Xiang said happily: "Okay, then Jin Xiang won't bother the two of you, I'll go and tell them." After saying that, he walked away with a smile.
", what's wrong with this, are the women here all in their arms? Are our brothers really that handsome?" After Jin Xiang walked away, Zhao Pan couldn't help but scold, suddenly, he turned his head and drove Zhang Dongjie, and said: "Oh yes, why did you kid agree, I don't know if the other party is a human or a ghost, what if it's an ugly monster? ”
Zhang Dongjie ate the porridge, tilted his head and said: "Let's have more eyes, we are the meat on the board, can we still make a decision? Why don't you do it well? Do you really think that you are the most handsome guy in the world, and all the beauties are willing to give them a hug? I think we are like two ducks, being played with by women." ”
"No, we're like two breeding pigs, no matter what we bring over, we have to get it. Hey, it's really ******, how did you travel to ancient times and become a male prostitute?" Saying that, Zhao Pan suddenly came to his senses and said proudly: "Even if I am a male prostitute, I, Zhao Pan, will be the most famous male prostitute in the world!"
Zhang Dongjie leaned his head over and whispered in Zhao Pan's ear: "Ah Pan, you have such ambitions, brother, I really admire it, I am really speechless, do you know, what we need to consider now? First, find out what age this is, what kind of bird place this is, second, find out what kind of medicine they sell in their gourds, and third, find a way to leave." And when we first arrived here last night, someone said welcome home or something, have you forgotten? We were hunted down in the town, have you forgotten? We are facing a fog, we must always be careful, otherwise, if we are not careful, our lives will be lost. After speaking, he patted Zhao Pan on the back.
Zhang Dongjie's words made Zhao Pan's heart half cold, and he nodded slightly and said, "It's still Ajie's foresight, what you said is right, but it's difficult to do." By the way, Jin Xiang said, no one has been here for hundreds of years, is it an isolated island?
Zhang Dongjie said: "Yes, it's very weird, let's take the opportunity." ”
At this time, Jin Moth came over gracefully and said with a smile: "Please forgive me, two sons, the slave family went to greet business early in the morning, and they couldn't come to accompany them." The slave family has instructed their best friends, and they will definitely serve the two of them well tonight. Don't worry, they're prettier than the slaves. She leaned over again, **** at a glance, squeezed her eyes, and said, "Their kung fu is also very good." As she spoke, she put a finger in her mouth and gently sucked and bitten, so that Zhang Dongjie and Zhao Pan almost squirted out the rice, and the words "****, ****, ****" ran around in her heart.
Zhang Dongjie can pretend, looked at Jin Moth with a smile and said, "Then thank you shopkeeper, you can't come tonight?"
Jin Moth pretended to be shy, and gently pushed Zhang Dongjie with his arm and said, "Oh, you are so bad, isn't it enough to have them......?" Then I'll do it too. As soon as Jin Moth's words came out, Zhang Dongjie secretly complained, and really wanted to take back what he had just said.
Zhang Dongjie could only continue to pretend to be B in pain, and said politely: "Eh, that's good, that's good, haha." May I ask the shopkeeper, how to get to the capital?"
"Don't be a shopkeeper, see more outside, call me a golden moth." The golden moth began to play with all kinds of flirtatious again, and soon the blood of Zhang Dongjie and Zhao Pan swelled. Jin Moth smiled for a while, and she said, "Beijing?
Zhang Dongjie and Zhao Pan shook their heads sincerely, this time they were really sincere, without the slightest hypocrisy. The golden moth looked at them and said, "How did you get here?"
"If I say, run and run, come here. Do you believe it?" said Zhao Pan innocently.
"Huh? Jin Moth was really surprised when he heard this, and then regained his composure, and said with a smile: "We Xianzhou have always been a paradise, never in contact with the outside world, we can't get out, and outsiders can't get in." You guys are really special. So, the girls like you very much and can't wait to be with you, hehe. ”
"Hey, it's really ****, why don't you have a little shame, and I'm back to the point. Zhang Dongjie scolded helplessly in his heart.