"It's just a visit to the green building, can you still play happily?" Zheng Xian frowned. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

It was Zhang Zhao who came, crawled over directly on the ground, hugged Zheng Xian's calf, and said with tears in his eyes: "Master Xi, I can't stand it anymore, this immortal can't make it, take me back quickly." ”

"What, what's going on?" Zheng Xian asked, "But look at your clothes and pants are very neat." ”

Zhang Zhao said in a trembling voice: "Master Xi, that woman actually grabbed my hand. ”

Bang!

Zhang Zhao was kicked out by Zheng Xian at once, and Zheng Xian was heard shouting: "Get out, you are not allowed to come out again until tomorrow!"

"Master Xi, that woman kisses my face!"

"Master Xi, that woman blows in my face!"

"Master Xi, that woman actually let me eat the slices of meat she ate!"

Within a few hours, these disciples of the Flying Fish Sect came to complain one after another, and they were kicked out by Zheng Xian one after another, screaming and crying that shook the heavens and the earth.

At this time, outside, two wealthy businessmen were about to enter Yihong Courtyard, but they were startled by these screams, stopped, and Li Caizhu said: "Master Zhang, this is Yihong Courtyard, right?"

Rich Zhang also said: "That's right, but it seems to be a man's scream just now, and I have heard a lot of women's screams here, and it is the first time I have heard a man's scream." ”

Rich Master Li thought for a while, and suddenly laughed obscenely: "Master Zhang, it may be that a service item has been added here to meet those guests who have special hobbies." ”

Rich Zhang said: "They won't come nonsense, my old bones can't stand the toss, I'd better go back, I can't bear it if I really want to come." ”

Not only is there a complaint here, but the Seventh Prince's side is also the same, hugging the thigh of the Emperor of the Southern Dragon Kingdom, suing the people of the Flying Fish Sect for their evil deeds.

"A group of Daoists, you said that it was a group of Daoists who visited the Qinglou, did they say where they were?" asked the Emperor of the Southern Dragon Kingdom hopefully.

"They said that it seems to be from the Flying Fish Sect. Father, hurry up and send someone to arrest them all. The Seven Princes said.

"Flying Fish Sect, you said Flying Fish Sect, this is great. Come on, hurry up and transfer the Royal Forest Army. The Emperor kicked the Seventh Prince away and screamed.

Qin Bao, the commander of the Imperial Forest Army, arrived, and the emperor said, "Hurry up and send 30,000 Imperial Forest Army to surround Yihong Courtyard." Don't let the idlers wait to sweep the Yaxing of the immortal masters, ah, forget it, hurry up and change your clothes, I'll go in person. ”

This emperor has long known that there is an immortal cultivation sect called the Flying Fish Sect in the territory of the Southern Dragon Kingdom, and the immortals in it are flying to the sky and the earth, and they are omnipotent, and they have long wanted to make friends, but the Flying Fish Sect is not willing to deal with them at all.

Unexpectedly, this time, the immortal masters of the Flying Fish Sect actually went out to the capital to visit the Qinglou, this is a rare opportunity. If these immortal masters are waited for well, if he gets an immortal elixir, or some kind of immortal cultivation method, then wouldn't he really be the emperor for ten thousand years?

In addition, the emperor also brought his four daughters, since these immortal masters came to visit the Qinglou, it means that they are womanizers, if they can take a fancy to which of their daughters and accept them as a concubine or something, then their royal family will be related to the immortal family in the future, then their family's country will really be iron.

Tens of thousands of soldiers and horses rushed into the streets. One by one, everyone thought that the government was going to raid the Qinglou, and many people rushed out of the Qinglou in rags. Some felt that it was too late, so they jumped directly from the upper floor, and the scene was spectacular.

But these officers and soldiers simply ignored them, and just sealed off Yihong Courtyard and the Lichun Courtyard opposite, preventing outsiders from entering.

After a while, a short and fat old man ran in a large sedan chair. Don't look at this old man's obscene appearance, but the four girls who trotted behind him are really beautiful women.

When he arrived at the gate of Yihong Courtyard, the old man didn't dare to trespass, so he found a stool to sit outside, waiting for the immortal masters to come out.

Zheng Xian inside didn't know that they had caused such a big sensation, and even the emperor was dispatched, still drinking leisurely inside.

In the middle of the night, Qian San said: "Young master, it's getting late, I won't disturb the two of you, I'm going back first." ”

Zheng Xian smiled and said: "Brother Qian, don't be so anxious, you just stay here today, you don't have to go back, stay for a while, I still want to invite Brother Qian to watch a good show." ”

Qian Sanxin said Could it be that this guy has any peculiar hobbies, and he likes to be watched by people when he does that kind of thing? I heard that some people have this kind of habit, but I didn't expect this kid to be too.

Although he felt very uncomfortable in his heart, he knew that Zheng Xian was a powerful person, so he didn't dare to say anything, so he could only continue to drink with him.

On the fourth watch, Zheng Xian said: "It's almost time, it's time to go out and inspect it." ”

"Inspection?" After listening to Zheng Xian's words, Qian San and Lan Yan'er were also curious, and they also went out of the room.

As soon as they arrived at the corridor, the two of them found a problem, the entire Yihong Courtyard was quiet, the same as the cemetery, it is not strange to say that ordinary people have slept at this time, but it would be unusual if the Qinglou looked like this.

Zheng Xian snorted, his consciousness radiated, and he entered the rooms one by one, and saw that the people inside were all sleeping, the monks were sleeping on the beds, and the girls were leaning against the table, or just lying on the table and sleeping.

"Sure enough, these idiots don't understand my good intentions, old bustard!" Zheng Xian shouted.

"What's the matter, Immortal Master?" It was so quiet here that even the old bustard wanted to sleep, so he yawned and came over.

Zheng Xian said: "You go and gather all the turtles here, take a copper basin, knock on it, and sing at the same time, so that these guys can't sleep, you don't have this bitter gourd face, if someone dares to be angry, you can say that I made it." ”

The old bustard went down without saying a word, and after a while, the copper basin rang on the spot, accompanied by a sound like slaughtering a pig, it seems that the old bustard himself came down to sing: "The sea is laughing, and the tide is in the world!"

"Ahh

"Old bustard, you are looking for death, dare to disturb my sleep!" With the scolding of the monks, the whole Qinglou returned to its previous liveliness.

After waking everyone up, Zheng Xian returned to the room as if nothing had happened, and continued to eat, drink and listen to music.

During the day, the girls in the Qinglou should all be asleep, and the disciples all wanted to leave, but they were all driven back to the house by Zheng Xian, warning them that no one could go out of the house without his order.

Of course, the disciples of the sect have to practice behind closed doors in the Qinglou, and he doesn't want to be bored in it all the time, so he wants Qian San and Lan Yan'er to accompany him, ready to go out and walk around the capital.

When I walked out of the Qinglou, I saw that the army had surrounded the Qinglou, and there was a stool outside the door of the Qinglou, on which an old man wearing an imperial robe was sleeping, half-sitting and half-sleeping.

Seeing a man wearing a Taoist robe come out, the commander of the Royal Forest Army shouted, "The immortal master is out!"

Seeing that Zheng Xian was wearing a Taoist robe, he knew that he was an immortal master, so he pounced on him and hugged Zheng Xian's legs: "Immortal master, immortal master, great, I finally waited for you to come out!"

Zheng Xianke had never received this kind of treatment, and said, "This old gentleman, if you have anything, please stand up and speak slowly." ”

The emperor kowtowed a few more times, then stood up and said: "Immortal Master, in fact, the villain is the emperor of this Southern Dragon Kingdom, this time he actually descended to the capital by the Immortal Master, and the villain wants to beg the Immortal Master to give me a pill of immortal pills, which can let me enjoy the joy of this emperor for thousands of years." ”

Zheng Xian then understood, and said with a smile: "Your Majesty, this rich longevity is determined by heaven, and it is not something that immortal cultivators like us who have not yet attained enlightenment can interfere with, even if we use the elixir to let you live for thousands of years, as soon as the original longevity arrives, the emperor is not assassinated and killed, and someone will rebel and murder, I don't know if the emperor is willing to die a good death, or if he wants to die well?"

"Is there really no way to increase longevity?" the emperor looked at Zheng Xian pitifully.

Zheng Xian shook his head and said: "Unless the emperor is willing to be like us, cultivating immortals and visiting the Tao, there is hope to increase longevity, if you reach the spiritual vein realm, longevity can increase by two hundred years, reach the body shaping realm, can be increased to five hundred years old, and reach the doppelganger realm, then you can reach three thousand years old, only when you really reach the realm of ascension, you can fly to the immortal realm, and there is no worry about life and death." ”

Hearing that there is really the possibility of immortality, the emperor's mouth moved, but before he could speak, Zheng Xian said: "But just as wealth is hard to find in the world, the road to cultivating immortals is even more difficult, the qualifications and opportunities are not enough, there are those who sit in the Qi refining period, those who are killed and robbed of treasures, and those who are tragically killed, and those who shape their bodies, forcibly cross the thunder tribulation, and die under the thunder and lightning, and so on, I don't know what kind of death the emperor wants?"

Frightened by Zheng Xian like this, the emperor sat on the stool weakly, suddenly bounced up like an electric shock, turned his head and said, "You four girls come over and kneel down for the immortal master!"

The four princesses didn't dare to disobey, walked up to Zheng Xian and knelt down together, and the emperor said: "Immortal Master, these four girls of mine have had wisdom roots since they were children, and they are dedicated to the Tao, and they want to follow the immortal master to cultivate immortals, and I hope that the immortal master will have mercy and accept them." ”

Zheng Xianxin said that this emperor is really not very good, he was afraid of death, so he gave up his daughter, but these four princesses are really more beautiful than the other, and they are not the same as the emperor at all, could it be that the emperor's concubine was born to someone else?

Stopping this kind of thought, Zheng Xianzheng said: "You also heard me just now, the road to cultivating immortals is extremely difficult, and you may die at any time, think about it carefully, do you want to go with me?"

The four princesses looked at each other and were speechless for a while, but the youngest Princess Yulian preemptively said: "The little girl is willing, and I hope that the immortal master will take her in." ”

Seeing this, the other three princesses also understood the little sister's thoughts, and they all bowed to the ground and begged Zheng Xian to take them in. (To be continued.) )

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