Chapter 419: Dragon Gate Dance
Tang Taizu frowned and looked at the two demon-like existences around him, without him speaking, the golden armor behind him suddenly swarmed up, pulling Wu Da and the mouse aside arrogantly. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
"I heard that Longmen Town is a terrible place, the Longmen Inn in Longmen Town, it is even more like a cloud after the hidden dragon and the Crouching Tiger, when I saw it today, it was really worthy of its name, just two welcomes, one is the peak realm of the ninth order, and the other is beyond the limit of the prefecture level, and the old antique that can only soar as soon as the fairy world is unsealed, it is really a sight. ”
As he spoke, Tang Taizu raised his feet and walked into the Dragon Gate Inn.
The inn was empty, except for some cleaning handymen, and there was not a single guest in the hundreds of seats in the huge lobby.
"Why don't there be any guests, where have all the people in Longmen Town gone?"
"Your Excellency, Your Excellency!"
Wu Da broke free from the grasp of those golden armors, walked to Tang Taizu, and courteously pulled him to sit next to a large table, and then instructed those handymen to pour tea and pass water, and then continued when everything was done, "My lord, now everyone knows that there is going to be a war here, so everyone is scared away, but rest assured, my lord, we firmly believe that no one in the world can form the footsteps of the Supreme Imperial Army, and all the enemies in front of us are just local chickens and ducks, and we will stick here to coexist with your soldiers and horses!"
"My lord, don't worry, during this time, all the consumption of the Supreme Imperial Army in this store will not be charged, as long as the adults can hand over Longmen Town to us to manage!"
"Oh, it seems that your ambitions are not small!" Tang Taizu raised his eyebrows, picked up the teacup, and drank all the tea in one gulp, and the mice waiting on the side quickly filled it for him, and Wu Da and Wu Da had smiling faces, like two little habas.
Tang Taizu looked at the mouse, and then looked at Wu Da, how did he look at it, how did he feel ugly, and finally lowered his head and drank tea, "Which of you is the shopkeeper? To get Longmen Town, it is not enough to rely on free wine!"
"Oh, the shopkeeper hasn't gotten up yet, but she has already explained these things to us!" Wu Da said with a smile, suddenly walked into Tang Taizu, stuffed him with a piece of something, and then whispered, "It's a small meaning, it's not a respect." ”
"What kind of garbage is this!"
Tang Taizu looked down at the things handed over by Wu Da in his hand, and at first thought that it was some kind of bribe for his treasure, but after he saw it clearly, his nose was almost crooked, and he directly threw the things in his hand on the table, and sniffed his hands, a foul smell, and a feeling of déjà vu.
When the mouse saw it, he immediately looked at Wu Da with a ghost-like expression, and then showed a look of pretending not to know him, and unconsciously moved two steps away from Wu Da as far away as possible.
"Your sister, what is this, why don't I know, my heirloom jade pendant!"
Wu Da grabbed the thing on the table, it was a finger-long membrane, as if it was made of some kind of animal's intestines, one side was sealed with delicate needles and threads, and the other end was wrapped with a small hemp rope, which had a certain elasticity, and it would be tightly strangled when it was stretched out, and it was not easy to fall off.
"The sky is above, Lao Tzu's size is not so small and short, I swear!"
Wu Da casually threw the adult's thing behind and smashed it on the face of a golden armor, he reached out and pulled it around his body, and finally his big hand finally felt out a jade pendant the size of an ear from the position of his buttocks, exuding a faint smell, and wanted to present it to Tang Taizu.
Tang Taizu hurriedly pushed back and said, "Stop, stop, stop! This Taizu has always been honest, how can he be bribed by you, let me tell you clearly, if you want to get Longmen Town, then, how can you Dragon Gate Inn, how can you also send a few ninth-order or even more powerful masters to help us conquer Qinglong Pass, when the time comes, if the military merit is great, not to mention a small Longmen Town, even if you go to Tianjing to become a big official, there is hope!"
"That's very good, I'm going to wake up the shopkeeper, come on, you lazy people, hurry up and serve this general with good wine and food, and these generals, all serve them one by one. ”
Wu Da yelled a few words at the gang of miscellaneous people, and then turned around and said to Tang Taizu mysteriously, "General, wait a minute, we will arrange an after-show for you, everyone has worked hard all night, just to watch something exciting, relax." ”
After Wu Da finished speaking, without waiting for Tang Taizu to agree, he winked at him 'playfully', which shocked the tea in the teacup in Tang Taizu's hand.
After a while, Shen Feng, who had just been thrown outside by Wu Da and the rats, was carried back by the two of them and put to Tang Taizu's side, Wu Da said, "General, this is our help, uh, the shopkeeper we help take care of, he gets drunk every day, there is no way, now he should be sober, you talk about life, talk about ideals, let's go prepare for the show first." ”
"Drunk, why can't I smell alcohol at all?!" Tang Taizu glanced at Shen Feng, and a familiar feeling suddenly appeared in his heart, and it was a sense of crisis of the enemy, he couldn't help but slap the table on the spot, and reached out to the waist of the golden armor that reached out with his backhand, and pulled out a chopping knife, brushing it to Shen Feng's neck.
"Hey, general, haven't you heard that wine is not drunk and everyone is drunk?" Shen Feng showed the vicissitudes of life on his face, stretched out a finger, directly blocked the blade of the chopping knife, and pushed Tang Taizu's clenched long knife away.
"What a lot of strength!"
Tang Taizu was surprised, but he didn't make it difficult again, "I just saw you sleeping outside the door, and I thought that you were thrown out by the guy without giving money for dinner, but I didn't expect it, I also saw your guy throw you aside, and I didn't expect that you were actually the shopkeeper of this Longmen Inn, really, really??????? !”
"I'm really speechless, right, with such a subordinate, I'm also speechless!" Shen Feng punned, half-truth, and then poured himself a cup of tea, picked it up and drank it.
Obstruct!
At this moment, a small brass drum was beaten, and a burst of vocal music began to be beaten, tinkling and very rhythmic. Wu Da and the mouse suddenly dressed up and walked out of the back of the inn, came to the location of the lobby, and landed in the open space in front of Tang Taizu and Shen Feng, which had just been emptied by a few handymen, revealing a huge open space, as if it was a simple stage, the two bowed slightly to Tang Taizu and smiled, and then Wu Da said.
"Please enjoy the unique song and dance of our Dragon Gate Inn, Dragon Gate Dance!"
Wu Da said, suddenly in line with the movements of the mouse, and danced in the music that came from nowhere!!
The first action is to grasp the two pieces of meat on his chest with both hands, with an inexplicable lewd smile on his face, his feet are spread out and he walks around like a duck, shaking his hands as he walks, grabbing his two balls of meat as if he is twisting screws. After taking three steps, he raised his head forty-five degrees to look at the sky with a lonely look, and opened his mouth to shout.
"Quack!quack!"
Burst!
Shen Feng squirted out a mouthful of hot tea directly, and then was directly shocked from the chair and rolled to the ground, his face was pale and pale, like a ghost, "Your sister, your sister of the Dragon Gate Dance, it's clearly a duck dance, and it's a lewd duck dance! You two bastards, didn't you sleep all night last night just to rehearse this damn dance!"
Wu Da and the others ignored Shen Feng, opened their mouths and said again, "Just now it was the first section of the Dragon Gate Dance, and now it is the second section of the Dragon Gate Dance, and the dragon flying dog is gone!"
"It's the chicken and the dog, let's go, your sister!" Shen Feng scolded silently, resisting the urge to flatten the two of them in his heart, and restrained himself from getting up from the ground calmly.
After sitting up straight, Shen Feng saw the legendary Dragon Gate Dance in the second section, and saw that the two of them were still holding their chests with both hands and never put it down, but this time, their feet were jumping and jumping like zombies, and their heads were swaying around, which was even more powerful than taking drugs.
As a result, it was okay not to shake it, but when he shook it, the hairpin on the mouse's head that was finally tied up was suddenly thrown off by him, and the hairstyle of the Qing Dynasty palace maid fell out, revealing the Mediterranean symbol of his top master!
Shen Feng suddenly had an urge to die, these are his talented right-hand men!
Looking at Tang Taizu and the golden armor behind him, they were all petrified, staring blankly at the two people dancing in the open space, when the mouse showed its bald head, their wide mouths were dripping tea, and their clothes and pants were wet, and they were still unconscious.
"In the last quarter, Long Wei broke out!"
Knock knock knock?????? !
A series of dense drumming sounded, and Wu Da and the mouse suddenly stopped all their movements, and looked at the people sitting in the lobby with solemn faces.
The rat screamed, "Look, don't blink!"
Kaza!
The two of them let out a strange scream, and the hands that had been clutching their chests were torn apart at the same time, revealing two balls of white flesh each!
A man's ******* with chest hair in the middle*******poof!poof!poof?????? !
Countless blood-vomiting sounds sounded at the same time, and there was a crackling sound in the hall, and all the golden armors brought by Tang Taizu fell to the ground, without exception.
Tang Taizu was the only one, his face was colorful, and he didn't know if he was angry, or because he was too excited, when Shen Feng got up from the ground again, he gritted his teeth and said, "Hand over your two wonderful flowers to our army, as long as you conquer Qinglong Pass, let them come back, and Longmen Town will be yours from now on!"
"Let's go!"
After Tang Taizu finished speaking, he didn't wait for Shen Feng to agree, and directly asked those golden armors to take Wu Da and the rats with him, and went straight out of the Dragon Gate Inn.
Shen Feng pointed to his buttocks to the two, and then made a careful mouth shape.
Wu Da and the mouse's faces suddenly turned like dirt!
Yan Ruyu walked down from the third floor, came to Shen Feng's side and said, "I didn't expect things to be so simple, not only did I not let the Supreme Imperial Army find out that something was wrong here, but I also successfully broke my own people into their team, this can be regarded as the first step of success!"
Shen Feng nodded and said, "I didn't expect that Tang Taizu would be so good!"