"I'll do it, are you just fine?" Sun Wukong helplessly showed his true appearance, which frightened Wang Xiaoer's wife and finally stopped talking. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info Sun Wukong said with a smile: "The shopkeeper should be alarmed, I am the Monkey King, protecting Tang Seng Xitian to learn scriptures." Just because there is no way to destroy France, I want to kill the monk and repay the vow, I have come to borrow clothes to dress up with the master, as long as I pass the state and county of the country, I will return it immediately!"

As a result, Wang Xiaoer was also woken up, and took a pair of pants as clothes to wear in the dark, who knew that he couldn't get in by drilling left and right, so he was so angry that he rolled up on the bed, scolding and scolding. Sun Wukong couldn't help laughing, rolled up his clothes and drove away. Not long after, Sun Wukong Zongyun returned to the open space where Tang Seng and them were, threw down many sets of clothes, and fell to the ground triumphantly.

"Master, you and the two junior brothers have quickly changed their clothes, let's go into the city together!" Sun Wukong smiled. Gao Lan has no worries about this, she is a lay disciple, and now she has always dressed as a scholar from the East. Bajie and Sha Seng both looked strange and began to pick out clothes, while Tang Seng looked depressed and hurriedly excused himself: "This ...... Wukong, I've never worn a layman's clothes. ”

Sun Wukong couldn't help but smile and said: "Master, there is a way to follow the customs, you can wear it!"

As Wukong was talking, Bajie had already picked out a set of flower skirts to cover his body, twisting around beautifully, making everyone laugh. Tang Seng said angrily: "Bajie, your clothes don't fit, take them off quickly!" Bajie was having fun, and there was no way to listen to Tang Seng, so he had to change into a set of coats worn by rough people. Sun Wukong and Sha Seng also picked out a set of well-fitting brocade clothes, and they were very happy.

And after Tang Seng changed his clothes and came out, he was embarrassed to cover his head with his hands: "Wukong, this dress is easy to change, but how can this monk's head be hidden?" Sun Wukong saw it, took a gauze hat, and said to Tang Seng with a smile: "Master, can you wear this hat?"

Seeing that he was ready to take the lead, Sun Wukong said: "This time when you enter the city, you can put away the titles of master and apprentice, so as not to expose the stuffing." Master's name is Tang Daqi'er, my name is Sun Erqi'er, Bajie's name is Zhu San'er, and Senior Brother Sha's name is Sha Si'er!" Bajie heard this, and hurriedly stood beside Gao Lan: "That Xiaolan is my lady, don't you call it wrong?"

When Sun Wukong heard this, he couldn't help but be furious: "Fart, Xiaolan is your mother, who will believe it?" Just say that it is our cousin, you idiot don't have bad ideas there!" Tang Seng heard this, and also said: "Wukong is reasonable." Although we are disguised, we can't break the ring, Xiaolan will say that it is Wukong's cousin!" Sun Wukong heard this, and couldn't help but laugh: "Master, you are wrong!"

Bajie said unhappily: "Brother Monkey, you are also wrong!" Sha Seng also hurriedly caught up and said: "Second Senior Brother, you are also wrong!" Tang Seng was not to be outdone: "Wujing, you are also wrong!" Then Tang Seng and the four of them laughed together: "It's all wrong! Hahahaha......" Gao Lan was holding the white dragon horse next to her, and couldn't help wiping her face with her hand; then, she heard the little white dragon muttering: "A group of stupid beeps ......"

Seeing that the city gate was about to be closed, Tang Seng and his apprentices walked into the city in a big way. Passing by Wang Xiaoer's store, he found that there was a mess over there, Sun Wukong only pretended not to know, and took Tang Seng into a widow's shop. Tang Seng said that he was a merchant who sold horses, and he was ready to return to his hometown after earning enough silver, and he rewarded a big silver ingot, which made the shopkeeper smile.

After that, the master and apprentice ordered a meal and ate to their heart's content. Wukong was afraid that Tang Seng's bald head would be seen, so he only said that they liked to sleep quietly, so he asked the proprietress to find a big cabinet, and the master and apprentice all went into the cabinet to rest.

Unfortunately, there is a cousin in this shop, who is in collusion with a group of robbers outside the city. Seeing that Tang Seng and his entourage were bold and were fat sheep among the merchants, they went out of the city to report to the robbers. So during the night, the robbers entered the city, broke into the widow's shop, and robbed the white dragon horse and the large cupboard. But when he didn't want to go out of the city, he ran into officers and soldiers, and the robbers took advantage of the large number of people, killed those officers and soldiers, and escaped from the city.

As a result, this matter was a big trouble, and some people in the city reported to the general soldiers, and some robbers killed people to make more trouble. The general soldiers were furious, and immediately mobilized military horses to chase them outside the city, where the bandits were the opponents of the army, and they were wiped out overnight, and threw down the white dragon horse and the big cabinet. The general army suppressed the bandits, but there was nothing to report to the meritorious service, so they escorted the white horse and the cabinet into the capital, ready to ask the king for merit.

Although there was a black hole in the cabinet, Tang Seng heard the movement very clearly. As soon as he heard that he was going to sacrifice them to the king, Tang Seng was frightened and drilled around in the cabinet: "Wukong save me, Wukong save me......" Sun Wukong was speechless for a while, and only said: "Master rest assured, my old grandson naturally has a way to deal with the monarchs and ministers who destroyed France." After saying that, he found a gap and turned into an ant and crawled out.

At this time, it was another night, and Wukong came to the backyard of the palace, and soon touched the king and queen's bedchamber. With a turn of his eyes, Sun Wukong plucked off a single hair, turned it into a razor, and shaved the heads of the king and queen......

Early the next morning, the sky was just dawning.

The queen woke up first, sat up from her bed, and sat down in front of the mirror to make up her make. As a result, when he looked in the mirror, he was almost frightened: "Oh, my hair!" He was so anxious that he was about to turn back and call the king, but he saw that there was a king sleeping on the dragon bed, and it turned out to be a "monk"! The king was woken up by the queen, got up impatiently, yawned and said: "What is the noise in the morning, and I don't sleep for a while." ”

"Your hair!" the queen jumped to her feet in a hurry! The king subconsciously touched his head with his hand, and almost peed: "Ouch, my mother, this is neat?" Looking back, the queen was holding the silk and wrapping herself tightly, and cried: "I blame you and blame you, it's okay, but I want to kill some monk." Retribution this time......, right?

The queen was crying, but she saw many concubines in the palace, the palace maids and eunuchs knelt outside the palace, crying: "Your Majesty spare your life, ......" The king's heart tightened, and he quickly took a pillow and put it on his head, put on his clothes and came out to take a look, and found that the people in the palace had become bald. But seeing that everyone had become virtuous, the king finally no longer had to hide it, and threw the pillow on the ground.

"Your Majesty?" the crowd breathed a sigh of relief when they saw that the king had lost his hair. Because there are still four monks left to kill the French, no one wants to take this bag.

"Alas, this is my retribution. The king's face was depressed, and when he saw the time of the court, he had to get up and go to the palace. But after all the ministers worshipped, they couldn't kneel for a long time, and the king looked puzzled and asked, "Why can't the ministers kneel for a long time?" The ministers said in fear: "Please forgive your majesty for the sins of dereliction of honor." Saying that, they took off their official hats one by one, and they all became "monks".

"This?" the king's eyes widened, and he watched his palace become a "Zen courtyard", and he was crooked on the dragon chair, unable to say a word. At this time, a bald general soldier came to the temple and said: "Your Majesty, the minister exterminated a group of robbers yesterday, recovered a good horse, and a cabinet of treasures, please Your Majesty will be killed!" The king was in no mood to pay attention at this time, and only said: "Bring it up!"

"Bring it up!" said the general soldier triumphantly, and asked the king to bring up a large cabinet. The king ordered the cabinet to be opened, but he was startled by a few people who jumped out! Fortunately, one of them was a dignified man who knelt down and said, "Your Majesty, the poor monk is a monk from the Tang Dynasty in the eastern region, and he was ordered to go to the west to worship the Buddha and ask for scriptures. Because your country killed monks, that's why you are here in disguise, please forgive your majesty!"

"Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up!" The king hurriedly stepped down in person and helped Tang Seng up, "It's the fault of the widow that the holy monk has been wronged." After a night of changes, the king's Zen heart suddenly rose, and it can be said that he put down the butcher's knife and became a Buddha on the spot. "The holy monk of Domeng has come to this point and has turned the widow into a widow. I intend to worship the holy monk as a teacher, take refuge in the Three Jewels, and thank you for the sins of the past year!"

The kings no longer cut off their bald heads, proving that their lives were saved.

"Your Majesty is serious. When Tang Seng heard this, he was also overjoyed, "But Your Majesty is the king of a country, how can you ignore the people for a person who has already been at ease? If Your Majesty is willing, the poor monk can cross His Majesty into Shamen and become a lay disciple." As long as there is a Buddha in the heart, it is the same in the monks and in the layman. Tang Seng said, took out his official document, and presented it to the king: "Please also ask Your Majesty to change the customs clearance text, and the poor monk can go west." ”

"Alas, this official document cannot be reversed for the time being. The king immediately laughed and looked at Tang Seng with a stunned face. Because of the saying: "I will destroy France, and from now on I will change my name to Chin France." It is necessary to announce to the world and re-engrave the jade seal, so that the official document can be poured for the master!"

Tang Seng hurriedly bowed: "Your Majesty's holy judgment!" The civil and military officials also hurriedly bowed: "Your Majesty's holy judgment!"

At that moment, Sun Wukong re-approached and returned his hair to the king, concubines, chamberlains and ministers, and there was jubilation from top to bottom. The king set up a vegetarian banquet and entertained Tang monks and apprentices, and Gao Lan finally had the opportunity to let some princes and ministers of Qin France help her buy a lot of useful medicines and materials. Although Gao Lan is now an immortal, his ability to collect heavenly treasures is still not as easy as that of a country.

Of course, Gao Lan is not too black-handed, the business is fair, and he does not let others suffer too much loss.

About ten days later, Tang Seng and his entourage finally bid farewell to the king of Chin France and re-embarked on the road to the west. Along the way, the master and apprentice were all in a good mood, talking and laughing, fighting and making trouble. Especially Gao Lan, the five large arrays on her current magic robe are finally complete, and most of her strength has been restored, and now Gao Lan has begun to re-refine the Linglong Sheli Inner Dan.

In the evening, Tang Seng and several people held a bonfire party, and Gao Lan also carefully burned all kinds of medicinal materials to re-quench the amount of calamity of the Inner Dan. Along the way, Gao Lan has been refining alchemy for almost a year, and Tang Seng has gone from disgust at the beginning to ignorance later, and now he is a little curious. Because I occasionally ate a small cup of "Dan Rice" refined by Gao Lan, it is not only delicious, but also nutritious, and I am not hungry for a day.

"Xiaolan, what is the reason for this alchemy?"