Before leaving, Zhu Zixu suddenly thought that this was the first time he had gone far since coming to this world. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

The first time you go out, do you have to be cautious and please?

Justified!

Zhu Zixu looked at the black official uniform he was wearing again, and decided to buy a set of Shaoxia fashion first.

What color to buy?

I suddenly remembered the classic image of a chivalrous man in the poem "Chivalrous Journey" - wearing white clothes, carrying a sword, sitting in a silver saddle, and riding a white horse.

If you were like that......

I don't know what I thought, Zhu Zixu ran to the ready-to-wear store with a wicked smile, ready to buy a white young man costume.

Surprisingly, the white ones were out of stock, and the store only had black and blue ones.

As a person who aspires to be a hero, Zhu Zixu decisively chose blue.

There is no white clothes, but there must be a white horse!

As a result, I ran to the horse market and asked. Not to mention white horses, there are not even solid-colored horses, only some variegated horses.

As a young man, you can't ride a variegated horse when you go out for the first time! If you want people to see it, it may become a stain on your life. Rather than that, anyway, if you do good work, Hengyang is not far away, so it is better to walk by yourself! In this way, you can still have a good reputation for hard work and simplicity.

In this way, Zhu Zixu walked out of the town in blue clothes and carrying a burden.

Needless to say, go all the way up the mountains and rivers.

Three days later, Zhu Zixu followed the main road and arrived at a mountain range.

The weather in July, one word 'hot'!

After a day's journey, all the water I drank on the road turned into sweat and went out.

Zhu Zixu wanted to see if there were any people under the mountain, so that he could beg for a bowl of water to drink.

Standing on the hill and looking down, I saw that there were several thatched huts at the bottom of the hillside, and a wine curtain was held high on the willow tree near the stream. It must be a restaurant.

Seeing that there was a restaurant, Zhu Zixu, who was feeling that his throat was on fire, hurriedly rushed down the mountain.

On the way, I met a woodcutter carrying a load of firewood.

Zhu Zixu hurriedly stepped forward, and Shi Li asked, "This big brother, what kind of realm is this?"

The woodcutter didn't stop, but replied in a loud voice, "This ridge is called Camphor Ridge." On the edge of the large forest in front of the ridge is the newly created cross slope. ”

When Zhu Zixu heard the cross slope, he was shocked in his heart. I couldn't help but bow my head and ponder.

The name Cross Slope is so familiar! Isn't that the place where Wu Song met Zhang Qing? That is not a good place.

But it's on Mengzhou Road, right? Isn't Mengzhou Road in Jiaozuo? Why did you come to Hengyang? Is it the same name and different places? Ask me again!

But as soon as Zhu Zixu looked up, he saw that the woodcutter had already walked away, and he couldn't ask if he wanted to.

Secretly raising his vigilance, he walked straight to the side of the hill and looked over there.

The first thing that caught my eye was a big tree, very thick, and it was estimated that six or seven people could not hold it together, and it was all wrapped around withered vines.

As soon as I walked around the tree, I saw a hotel.

In the hotel, a woman was sitting in front of the window and looking out.

Through the window, she could see that she was wearing a green gauze shirt, with many hairpins and earrings made of gold on her head, and some wild flowers from nowhere on her sideburns.

The golden hairpin and the golden ring are vulgar, and the wild flowers on the head are for the waves.

It's vulgar and prodigal, isn't it really Sun Erniang?

Seeing Zhu Zixu coming to the door, the woman walked up to greet him and greeted him in a loud voice, "Guest officer, please inside! There is good wine and meat in the store." If you want to eat, the steamed buns are all big and round!"

Look at the woman again, her face was covered with a thick gouache, her clothes were open to reveal a pink gauze bandeau with gold buttons, and a bright red silk skirt was tied underneath.

This person is definitely not a serious woman! How can an ordinary woman expose her underwear?

Even in the era when it was so open in the previous life, I had never seen a woman dressed like this!

Zhu Zixu became more and more suspicious in his heart, but he still kept silent on his face. Smile and enter the store.

The tables and stools in the shop are made of cypress.

Zhu Zixu found a pair to sit down, first put the package on his back on the table, and then looked up at the woman.

The woman smiled and said, "What do you want, officer?"

Zhu Zixu hesitated for a moment, then said with a smile: "What do you have here?"

"There is wine, meat, and steamed buns. ”

"Come to the altar wine, two catties of meat, ten steamed buns!" Zhu Zixu thought about it for a while and said.

"Great!"

The woman grinned and walked inside, and after about half a cup of tea, she brought up all the things Zhu Zixu wanted.

Although Zhu Zixu was thirsty and hungry, he didn't dare to eat indiscriminately.

first asked tentatively, "Dare to ask the store's name!"

The woman replied with a smile, "The slave family's surname is Sun, and I am the second in the family, and everyone calls me Sun Erniang." ”

Hearing this, Zhu Zixu was stunned for a while.

The name of the person, the shadow of the tree! Sun Erniang of the cross slope, who makes human meat buns! Which one does not know, which one does not know?

Looking at the bun in front of him, Zhu Zixu was a little disgusted, and hurriedly turned his head to look away.

"It's also chic in this store!" In order to cover up, Zhu Zixu pretended to praise it.

Turn around and pour the wine, and look closely.

The wine is muddy!

Damn! I haven't done anything yet, sir, and you dare to use sweat medicine to harm me!

I can't say that I want to learn from Wu Song today, and I play you sassy Erniang!

Zhu Zixu took a steamed bun, patted it open and looked at it, and exclaimed with a puzzled expression, "Shopkeeper, is your steamed bun made of human flesh or dog meat?"

Sun Erniang's face remained unchanged, but she just grinned and said, "Guest officer, don't make fun of it." This is a peaceful world, Lang Lang Qiankun. Where is the taste of human steamed bread and dog meat? My steamed bread has been scalper since my ancestors. ”

Zhu Zixu shook his head and said with a smile, "When I walked the rivers and lakes, I heard a lot of people say: Zhangshuling is on the cross slope, who dares to go there?

Sun Erniang also shook her head and said with a smile, "Guest officer, where did you hear this? It has been less than half a year since we moved here, how can such a word come out? It must be made up by yourself." ”

"If the bun is not human flesh or dog meat, then the hair must be from you. But this hair doesn't look like it's on your head. Dare to ask the shopkeeper, where is the hair on your body?" Zhu Zixu pointed to the steamed bun filling and asked with a pretending to be curious.

Sun Erniang had no words. What a treacherous boy, he dares to flirt with his mother!

After glancing at it, his face was slightly red. But this kid is so handsome!

Seeing this, Zhu Zixu asked again, "Lady, why didn't you see your father-in-law?"

Sun Erniang seemed a little shy, "He went outside as a guest, and he hasn't come back yet." ”

Seeing this, Zhu Zixu suddenly felt that something was wrong.

Shouldn't she be displeased when you're laughed at? How did she become shy? She won't take a fancy to me, will she?

He asked tentatively, "Then when he is not there, you are alone, don't you feel cold?"

Hearing this, Sun Erniang's face turned even redder.

I secretly said in my heart, what is the matter with this person? Why do you always make fun of yourself? Could it be that you have taken a fancy to yourself? If this is the case, should I follow or not? For a while, my heart was a little entangled.

Think about it. Judging by his age, he wouldn't be a chick! This handsome appearance, if he really went away without rain and dew, wouldn't that be too tyrannical? Anyway, the drug has already been dropped, or I will be very merciful and make a dew husband and wife with him first, and then send him on the road? As soon as a person dies, everything will be gone, and the person in charge will not care!

ps: The steamed buns in Water Margin are stuffed, similar to today's steamed buns.