Tang Linkun punched the muddy wall of the thatched liao fiercely, and the force of this punch was amazing, the mud wall collapsed, and the straw on half of the roof slipped onto Tang Linkun's head. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Tang Linkun sat on the ground dejectedly, not even bothering to shake off the straw on his head.

How many people dream of the three wishes, what do you pretend to be high, now I think of "my wish, I want to rely on my own efforts to achieve it, it seems more meaningful." I was so embarrassed that sentence, what can I achieve with my own ability?

The big one can ask Lu Zhuan Daojun to end the war between Heavenly Court and Xianhu, there are no evil immortals and corrupt officials in Heavenly Court, and there is no disease in the human world; the small one can ask Lu Zhuan Daojun to teach a method that can return the giant spirit god to normal, and pardon the master's criminal law; you can also beg him to make his parents in the human world immortal, and the life expectancy is higher than the sky, all the relatives will never get sick, and he does not have too thick beards.

Great opportunities fall on small people, and in that moment, you can change the world if you catch it, and you can't do what you should do. How can you be stupider than a pig? What a pretending to kill someone! What does that say? Only when something is lost does you know how precious it is......

"Boom!"

The thatched hut without a wall finally collapsed completely.

Tang Linkun got up slowly, and began to pull the wood out of the mud pile one by one, and the three thatched houses of Lu Jian Daojun were knocked down by his own punch, and before leaving Hefeng, he had to put it back again.

"Whew!"

Tang Linkun's hands were empty, and the ruins of the three thatched houses were all gone, leaving no straw, and lush green grass grew in the original position, blooming countless unknown wildflowers. Tang Linkun knew that this was the immortal technique of the Holy Immortal, his concern was already over, and he didn't want to leave any more traces.

"There are all kinds of things in the world, and good is good. If not, it's not good. If you want to be good, you have to ......" Tang Linkun recited the "Okay Song" in the Dream of Red Mansions over and over again, and walked slowly towards the hillside. Talk to the Crane Daxian Road first, and then hurry up to Dahualei to do business.

"Stop!"

A group of tall soldiers with armor all over their bodies, and one-color red tassel guns, surrounded Tang Linkun.

"Did you lose the Crane Raising Memorial Hall of the Holy Immortals?" asked a red-bearded squad leader with long cherry blossoms on his armor.

Tang Linkun didn't know how to answer, it was true that he collapsed with one punch, but he didn't lose himself.

"What's wrong?"

"What's the matter? Don't you know that this memorial hall is a famous scenic spot in Kunlun Mountain? Just turn it back quickly, or you won't be able to eat and walk around." ”

Tang Linkun almost didn't laugh out loud, and read the name of the famous person, this level of education is worrying, "It's not that I don't have it, how can I have this ability." I'm fine, what did I do with such a beautiful lake?"

Tang Linkun wanted to squeeze through the gap between the two soldiers.

"Produce evidence that you didn't do it. The tall redbeard grabbed Tang Linkun's back collar, and his feet were three feet high from the air.

Tang Linkun, who had not yet fully recovered from the regret of losing his three wishes, suddenly became angry and shouted loudly: "Don't you know that Heavenly Court has a heavenly rule, and whoever advocates will provide evidence? You have to come up with evidence to prove that I was the one who turned Beiye into nothing." ”

"Hey, you kid also learned the rules of heaven. Redbeard put down Tang Linkun.

"Fa Cai, you immediately go back to the barracks to check if there is such a provision in the Heavenly Rules?"

"Yes!"

A soldier soared away, as a law enforcement officer, he was so unfamiliar with Tiantiao, which made Tang Linkun a little disappointed. But being able to act according to the rules of heaven, although this redbeard is not highly educated, he is quite principled, which makes Tang Linkun a little surprised.

Tang Linkun simply sat down on the grass.

"There are still 50,000 in Hongzhong and Zephyr, you go to find evidence. Redbeard commanded again.

The three mahjong were stunned, all of them were grass by the green lake, where to find evidence?

"Captain, we ......"

"Go, don't go, I'll kick your balls. ”

The three mahjong pieces ran away quickly, pouting their butts and pretending to search for evidence at the original site of the three thatched houses.

"Captain, what I said just now is in the 601st of the Heavenly Strip, and there will be no mistake in black and white. I guess these three thatched houses were changed by Lu Zhuan Daojun himself. ”

"Do you have proof?"

"I'm a witness, isn't it evidence? I won't tell you, I was chatting with Lu Zhuan Daojun just now......" Tang Linkun wanted to leave early, and just wanted to explain, he was interrupted by Redbeard.

"It's up to you, Lu Zhuan Daojun is chatting with you?haha...... Boy, are you sleepwalking?" laughed the other soldiers.

"What kind of fairy are you, how about you startle us out of it?" asked one of the soldiers.

"A person who even thinks of the villa as a wild man, and still wants to sit down with Lu Jian Daojun and say, are you stupid to us?" another soldier laughed.

Tang Linkun couldn't cry or laugh, he only blamed himself for being negligent, thinking that the soldiers patrolling the mountains were not highly educated, and they were laughed at by others. Not wanting to explain any more, he put his hands behind his head and lay down the hillside. When they find out, they will naturally let themselves go.

"Boy, tell me what Lu Jian Daojun told you?" A soldier pestled the red tassel gun on the grass, right next to Tang Linkun, pulled down his pants and shot out a stream of water.

Tang Linkun rolled three times, maintaining the same posture.

"Lu Zhuan Daojun wanted to accept me as an apprentice, but I didn't agree. Later, he wanted to fulfill my three wishes, and I also refused. Tang Linkun seemed to be talking to himself.

Tang Linkun's words were like sprinkling a handful of cold water in a hot oil pot.

Several soldiers fell to the grass laughing. Tang Linkun himself laughed, no wonder they laughed like this, such a good thing is a joke when it comes out, not to mention refusal.

The soldier who had returned to the barracks to call the fortune came back with a thick book in his arms.

"Turn to page 451, please. Tang Linkun sat up.

The soldier who made a typo took the book, approached the torch and looked at it, "Squad leader, there is this sentence: whoever asserts will provide evidence." ”

"Leave your name, address, and you're good to go!"

Redbeard was also neat, Tang Linkun stood up and patted his buttocks, "I am Tang Linkun, the palace master of the Heavenly Court Rope Palace, the master of the Alien Treasure Stream. You have the proof, you can come to me at any time. ”

"I'm sorry! Tang Palace Master, brothers, this is also the duty, I have delayed your time, please bear with me" Redbeard's rigorous attitude of doing things according to the law made Tang Linkun quite favorable, and his low level of education does not mean that he can't do good things.

Tang Linkun and the soldiers one by one, just the guy who defecated everywhere.

"Squad leader, I've found evidence. This kid broke ground in Kunlun Mountain. "From the top of the slope came the voice of the soldier named Zephyr.

This gust of west wind made Tang Linkun's heart feel cold. It must have been those mahjong soldiers who discovered the crane mound.

"Take it!"

Redbeard screamed, and the guy who defecated everywhere locked Tang Linkun's two wrists. Tang Linkun didn't care about the wet feeling on his hands, and shouted: "What crime have I committed? There is no rule in the Heavenly Rules that no ground is allowed to be broken on Kunlun. ”

"This time you are wrong, Kunlun Mountain is the Queen Mother of the West, and every decree of her old man is Tiantiao. Who dares to move every grass and tree in Kunlun Mountain, a piece of soil, dust and five thunders. Redbeard pulled out a collarbone cuff and was about to be cuffed.

Tang Linkun suddenly became anxious, turned into a hare, and ran towards the hillside.

"If you dare to run, the crime will be added to the first degree, and the copper pillar will be branded. ”

Redbeard threw out a silk net, not to mention fast, but also surprisingly accurate, and pocketed the hare in it.

Tang Linkun turned into a bee and wanted to drill out of the mesh, but he didn't expect to be stuck to his wings by a very viscous wire mesh and couldn't move. Tang Linkun made a magic heaven and earth, and turned into a giant of hundreds of zhang who stood up to the sky and the earth, trying to break the silk net. But the silk net was strange and magical, and it suddenly became countless times larger.

The thin silk was extremely tough, and the flesh on Tang Linkun's face was strangled into a square grid, which was extremely painful.

"Don't say I didn't warn you, Tang Palace Master, if you dare to change again, I will recite the net mantra and cut your whole body into diced flesh. ”

In fact, as soon as Tang Linkun saw clearly which soldiers had taken out the guys, his will to resist had already collapsed. There are pots and pans, sacks and cloth bags, as well as flutes and suona or something. Even a fool understands that any of these guys will make him miserable.

"Captain, listen to me......"

Tang Linkun received his normal body type, and wanted to chat with the team leader about Ting Tiantiao again, and discuss which of Tiantiao and the Queen Mother of the West had a higher status?

"Don't tell me, go back to the barracks and tell our captain!" said Redbeard, waving one of the sheep's hooves in his hand, who knows what kind of secret weapon this sheep's hoof is.

Two soldiers came over, put the two red tassel guns together, put them on the silk net, and lifted Tang Linkun up and left.

The barracks that Redbeard said was not far from Hefeng, across a hill, and it was just a short time.

Seeing that the barracks door said the 811st barracks of Kunlun Mountain, Tang Linkun sighed that this Kunlun Mountain was also too big.

I heard that the patrol team caught a Zhongxian who had moved ground in Kunlun Mountain, and the patrol soldiers in the entire barracks ran out. It's so impressive, it's been almost thousands of years since such a lawless guy was caught.

"Did this little immortal not want to live anymore and did it on purpose?"

"I see, this guy's cultivation has gone wrong, and there is something wrong with his brain. ”

"It's not good that the team is testing us. ”

Saying anything, Tang Linkun suddenly let out a long sigh, he hoped that Lu Jian Daojun could hear his voice.

"You're all wrong, this guy is a lunatic. ”

The soldiers laughed.

"Captain, what should I do with this guy?"

Redbeard asked a general.

"It's not early today, let's put him in the pig cage first!" said the general, who had cherry blossoms on his chest, yawned.

Tang Linkun was quickly stuffed into a fairly clean pig cage and hung high on a ginkgo tree.

Waiting for the noise, Tang Linkun opened his eyes, and the golden ginkgo leaves were like a small and delicate fan, and a gust of wind blew, and the leaves on the trees fell flutteringly. Some dance like butterflies, some fly like birds, and some spin lightly like dancers. After a while, the pig cage was full and covered Tang Linkun...... (To be continued.) )