Sometimes Lu Feng often thinks about how he was so unlucky to come to an inexplicable world, the most important thing is that he didn't have a magic weapon against the sky, a golden finger or anything like that in various novels, but what left him was a frail and sickly, only a sick teenager who seemed to be fifteen or sixteen years old.

Stretched out his hand and looked at his hands, Lu Feng's eyebrows furrowed, and he instantly became an inverted eight, and muttered in his mouth, "What the hell, this is obviously a rural teenager, and his nutrition can't keep up with his hands, if I had been so thin before, I would have drunk the world." ”

Speaking of which, Lu Feng had no choice but to struggle in his heart again, he hadn't forgotten that he was a big fat man in his previous life, and he was still entertaining every day, so his whole body was like a big bucket, and the most important thing to lose could not be reduced, he was almost thirty, and the family was still urging a blind date, but every time a woman saw him, she slipped away with something.

"Hey, if you can have such a handsome face and body before you die, why don't you worry about having a wife. The helpless Lu Feng sighed again, but at this moment, a sweep swept over from behind, and with a bang, Lu Feng saw the whole person roll down from a stone, and he ate a face of soil.

"You are an uncompetitive fellow, you will cry and giggle every day, you have no skills at all, and in this case, I will drive you down the mountain. "Then a bad old man, well, to be exact, a gray-haired, bearded old man, with a broom in his hand.

Lu Feng got up and spit out a mouthful of soil and became depressed, "I said old man, how can I say it, I am also your nominal disciple, don't always be like this, you have to pat me on the head with a broom at every turn, next time I will be slapped stupidly by you, see who collects money for you." ”

The old man stood with a broom in one hand, stroked his beard with the other and said with a smile, "You stupid apprentice, I like this, what do you do with me, it's a big deal for me to change another disciple." ”

Lu Feng wondered, "Didn't you say that you only accept one nominal disciple? I thought the old man was saying something, but then the old man suddenly took out a book and flipped it over, Lu Feng was very curious about what was in this book, why did the old man in front of him read it every time he was halfway through speaking.

Not only that, but after reading it, the old man laughed, and sure enough, the old man threw away the broom and laughed there maniacally, and Lu Feng quietly walked over, wanting to pick up the broom for revenge, but before he could take a few steps, the old man kicked and kicked, and the broom hit Lu Feng, Lu Feng wondered, why did he do this every time, and even he suspected that the old man deliberately pretended to read something, and secondly, he was paying attention to himself.

As for the old man, he smiled after seeing Lu Feng's gray face and blue nose and swollen face, "I said stupid apprentice, even if you are given countless opportunities, you can't touch this broom." Lu Feng is a big man, although he has now become this thin body, but he can't even grab the old man's broom, so he said angrily, "Hmph, okay, I'll fight with you today." “

The old man immediately laughed when he saw that Lu Feng was about to get ready to sprint, "In this way, how about we make a bet?" Lu Feng knew that this was the old man's usual trick, so he could only say helplessly, "Let's go, it's a bet on who will get lunch." ”

The old man smiled and said, "It seems that you are not stupid. Lu Feng said depressedly, "I've been here for more than half a year, and it's such a trick every day, do you think I don't know?" the old man sighed, "It seems that the resentment is not small." ”

Lu Feng snorted, "Anyway, old man, I'll fight with you today." The old man smiled and teased, "Okay, if you can touch my broom, I'll make lunch in the future, but if not, how about you continue to make lunch every day?"

Lu Feng naturally responded, and then before the old man came back to his senses, he pounced, and the old man directly stepped on the broom back into his hand, and then smiled, "Okay, you haven't touched it again, go ahead, I want to eat roast chicken at noon." ”

Lu Feng was angry, "Dead old man, so old, and still eating such greasy things, be careful to eat you to death." The old man laughed and teased, "You take care of me, go, by the way, go to the town to collect money." ”

After speaking, the old man threw a bag to Lu Feng, "That trick that the Bai family wants, in this bag, remember that you can't peek, otherwise you will bear the consequences." ”

Then the old man proudly took out the book again, and then turned to the side and laughed, Lu Feng looked at the bag in his hand depressedly, eager to open it, but he didn't dare, because he had suffered a lot, he still remembers the first time he opened it and peeked, and the next day his eyes couldn't see anything, if it wasn't for the bitter begging, the old man wouldn't care.

So when he thought of that scene, Lu Feng had no choice but to endure his curiosity and sigh depressedly, "Go down the mountain." ”

I saw Lu Feng walking down the mountain, looking at the stone plaque next to the stairs under the mountain, and sighed helplessly, "Xianyun Mountain, what the hell is this place, when will Lao Tzu leave." ”

Once Lu Feng wanted to leave secretly, but the old man didn't stay for three years, so he directly arrested him back, and this old man can always catch him, which makes Lu Feng wonder, how can this seemingly weak old man have so much ability and strength, and the people in the nearby town treat him as a living immortal.

But when he thought of the old man sleeping and snoring, eating roast chicken every day, and discussing which girl was good-looking every day, Lu Feng couldn't wait to take everyone up the mountain to open his eyes, but helplessly this Xianyun Mountain, except for him and the old man, no one could go up, which always puzzled him.

Helpless, he had no choice but to continue to go to the nearby city, Qinglong Town, Lu Feng came to the town as usual, everyone in the town knew him, and some people would laugh and say, "Little Holy Monk, okay." ”

Every time Lu Feng met someone else calling him a little holy monk, he scolded in his heart, "Lao Tzu is not a monk, damn it, why do you always call me a little holy monk." At this time, a group of children were singing nursery rhymes, and they were even more angry when they heard this.

I only heard them hum, "Xianyun Mountain, there is an old holy monk in the mountain, his magic power is boundless, strong and strong, he has an apprentice who is a fool, and he comes to the town every day to buy roast chicken!

Lu Feng immediately glared and said, "Who do you say is stupid." Those children immediately dispersed, and then after walking a few steps, they made faces there, Lu Feng looked at the innocent faces of those children, and scolded secretly, "Hey, what kind of anger am I fighting with them." ”

Helpless, Lu Feng came to the Bai family again in despair, this Bai family is not a small family in Qinglong Town, it is said that their young lady has a strange disease, there is no medicine to cure, they have to go to Xianyun Mountain to ask for a signature, this is not Lu Feng to send a clever plan instead.

So when he came to the door of the white house, those family members immediately became excited, and some people shouted, "The little holy monk is here, the little holy monk is here." ”

After a while, a large group of people came out, the head of the family, the wife of the family came, and even the young lady's brother also came, and the head of the family immediately stepped forward excitedly, "Little Holy Monk, you are here." ”

Lu Feng was used to it, after all, he had seen a lot of this kind of scene, so he took out his bag and said, "My master said, a piece of gold." This money is naturally nothing to the Bai family, and the head of the Bai family immediately took out a piece of gold and gave it to Lu Feng, who then put it away and said, "Let's go." ”

Then he turned around and left, planning to buy the old man's roast chicken, and those people scrambled to see what the tip was, but Lu Feng had just walked a few steps, and the noise was gone, but it became quiet, even quiet and terrifying, Lu Feng didn't take it seriously.

But at this time, the head of the Bai family shouted, "Take him down." Before Lu Feng came back to his senses, a group of people immediately surrounded Lu Feng, Lu Feng looked at those muscular family members who turned around and frowned, "Bai Family Master, what's wrong?"

Although the head of the Bai family was a little displeased, he still said in a stiff voice, "You come and see for yourself." Lu Feng wondered what the note in the bag was written, so he walked over curiously, until he got the note in his hand, he was stunned, and blurted out in his mouth, "Dead old man, what do you mean." ”

The head of the Bai family took the note and said word by word, "Your master said that if you are left behind, let you marry the little girl, and you can be cured." ”

At this time, Young Master Bai was anxious, "Dad, he's a fool, really let him marry his little sister?" The White lady also said with a depressed face, "This, what can I do." Lu Feng was already dumbfounded, and he scolded the old man hundreds of times in his heart, the most important thing was that he didn't understand what this old man meant, and even doubted whether this old man was his own, thinking of this, Lu Feng was sure that the old man could do anything.

He was so frightened that he quickly turned around to run.