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"It's not bloodletting, it's blood donation. I stepped forward and explained: "Modern medicine has proved that moderate blood donation is conducive to promoting blood metabolism and enhancing hematopoietic function......

"Where did you come out of nowhere, little rabbit?" Ying Long interrupted me coldly.

I said angrily: "This dignified Heavenly Daojun, the current executive chairman of the Heavenly Court Development and Reform Commission, Ying Long, are you going to rebel?"

"Huangkou Xiaoer, you dare to call yourself to the sky! If the old man rebels or not, it will not be your turn to talk more. Ying Long snorted contemptuously, "If you dare to make noise, the old man will send you to the underworld!"

You are paralyzed, Lao Tzu is fighting with you! I was about to order the three armies to fight to the death with this old reptile, but Tai Bai Xing hurriedly stopped me, "Since the great god Ying Long is unwilling to help, then don't leave it today." From now on, we will use this place as the boundary, and we will not interfere with the river water. "It seems that I can't talk about it today, and I don't think I can please if I really want to fight hard, so let's go back first and then find a way to clean up this old reptile."

"Don't send it!" Ying Long snorted coldly, set up the clouds and turned away.

"Wait!" I shouted.

"Huh?" Ying Long looked back, "What are you going to do?"

"Click!" the white light flashed, and I "didn't do anything, just take a picture." "People go to a zoo to take a few photos of lions and tigers to show off, I especially saw a living dragon, and I have to leave a souvenir."

"Kid dares to make the demon law plot against me!" Ying Long pounced with his teeth and claws.

"Stop!" I yelled, reaching for my phone, "It's really just a picture, not a witch." ”

"Photo?" Ying Long looked at the image of the giant dragon on his phone suspiciously, "This is me?"

The old dragon has lived for tens of thousands of years, and he has never seen his own appearance, presumably because there is no such big mirror in this world...... I smiled and replied, "Yes, it's you." ”

"Hmm......" Ying Long took a closer look and nodded at the huge dragon head of the building, "It is really majestic and unparalleled!"

"......" The immortals were collectively speechless.

"Take another picture of this. Ying Long said with his head held high to the sky and posed as a flying dragon in the sky.

"Click!" I pressed the shutter at Ying Long, who was full of pressure.

"Not bad, it's interesting, it's interesting, your magic weapon is pretty good. "Ying Long was very satisfied with the photos I took and was very interested in my mobile phone.

My eyes rolled to my heart, and I stepped forward affectionately, "The great god Ying Long is worthy of being the first divine dragon in the past, you look at this appearance, this posture, this expression, there is no one." It's better for us to simply shoot a complete set of photo albums, which is called eighteen dragons. ”

"Photo album?Eighteen dragons?" Ying Long was so fooled by me that he couldn't find the north.

"Yes, if you look at this first one, it's called Seeing the Dragon in the Field; just now this second one is called the Flying Dragon in the Sky; let's take eighteen pictures and make a whole set, which is called Eighteen Falling Dragons. I pulled the phone and let Ying Long admire himself, "Next, let's take a picture of the dragon swinging its tail." ”

"The dragon swings its tail, good, good, right, you see that, right?" said Ying Long, flicking a huge dragon tail like a city wall.

"Yes, you can, just hold it this way. I picked up my phone and mimicked the photographer's tone: "Ass...... No, the tail is a little higher, pay attention to the curve! yes, yes, yes! eyes look at me...... Head down a little more...... Yes, yes, very good!"

"Click", "Click", "Click", ...... The dragon swings its tail, the dragon fights in the wild, and the dragon has regrets...... After taking pictures one by one, Ying Long became more and more involved. If this old dragon can play with his mobile phone, then the cliff is a selfie maniac!

Tai Bai Xing led all the immortals to stay in place and collectively petrified......

More than half an hour passed, after the filming of this set of "Eighteen Dragons", Ying Long was no longer the high-cold force that no one should enter, he put the huge dragon head close to the mobile phone and said: "Little brother, your magic weapon is good, but it is too small." You see that my 10,000-year-old golden body is majestic and vast, and it looks small and small in your magic weapon, which is very unexciting. ”

"What's so difficult about this?" I hit the snake with the stick, and immediately seized the opportunity to say: "Go back, I will enlarge this photo according to the real scale of one to one, and you will develop it, and then this photo will be as big as your own deity." ”

"Really?" Ying Long was overjoyed when he heard it, "That's a good feeling, that's ...... Then please little brother. ”

"It's a trivial matter, so why worry about it. I laughed and said, "I said Brother Yinglong, do you know? Although in ancient times, you were famous for your military achievements. But now, your name is not very loud, and it is not as good as the Dragon King of the Four Seas. ”

"What?" Ying Long said in displeasure, "How can the four little dragons of Ao Guang, Ao Ming, Ao Yan, and Ao Shun be compared to the old man?

"Brother, please calm your anger. Ying Long went up the road step by step, and I continued to flicker, "In terms of seniority, seniority, and strength, the Dragon King of the Four Seas can't compare with you, but people understand propaganda." A "Journey to the West" is listed as one of the four famous novels, and it has been made into a TV series and shown dozens of times a year, although the Dragon King of the Four Seas is not the protagonist, but it is also a household name and everyone knows it. So, just talk about not practicing fake tricks, just practicing not stupid tricks, we not only have to be able to practice, but also have to be able to speak. ”

"Journey to the West?"

Ying Long's 10,000-year-old antique is really OUT, I explained in detail: ""Journey to the West" is a novel, telling the adventure story of the Tang monk Sun Wukong's master and apprentice learning scriptures from the West, which has been popular in the world for hundreds of years. As for the TV series, it is a ...... based on the novel."

I really didn't have the words to explain to Ying Long what a TV series was, so I simply took my mobile phone and casually played a movie for Ying Long, "That's what it looks like." ”

"Ahh

"It's not a living person, it's a photographed image, which is the same principle as a photograph. I pointed my phone at Ying Long again, "Come, let me demonstrate briefly, brother, you can do a few moves casually." ”

"Roar-" Ying Long rose to the sky, soared into the clouds, and showed off the eighteen postures of the dragon from beginning to end. Only then did I see the whole picture of Ying Long, it was difficult to accurately estimate how long he was, in short, the entire sky above my head was covered by the dragon's shadow, and it was conservatively estimated that it was as long as more than a dozen trains.

"Ha! wonderful, wonderful!" Ying Long looked at his video and became even more excited, "It's so godly! The old man is really eye-opening today! Little brother, your photo is very good, and the TV series is even better! Can you also shoot a "Journey to the West" for the old man?"

By this time, I had figured out the temperament of this old dragon, who was extremely arrogant and narcissistic. This kind of person is not difficult to deal with, as long as he sends a few high hats and pats his temperament, he will run to the battle and go to the fire. It's hard to imagine that the Yellow Emperor and the Jade Emperor also called him like this.

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