Chapter 2: Killing God in vain

Just when everyone was immersed in the joyful atmosphere of adding a new ding, they didn't know that a figure was silently watching all this happen.

"Hmm? This Li Bai's fifteenth reincarnation is called Zhu Zuo, born when the yin year is yin and the moon is yin and yang, three yin and one yang, life is short of gold, if the four grids are all yin, it will really be a female baby.

I can't deduce anything else, weird, weird, I don't know what the future holds if I don't deduce anything else, or ask the land god here to see what is unique about this land!" the figure said to himself.

"Where is the land?, come out quickly!" the figure called.

"Don't be anxious, don't be anxious, don't be anxious, the little old man is here, the little old man is here!" I saw an old man carrying a colorful thrush coming with the wind.

"Little Immortal, meet the King of Baiqi Hades, I don't know that the Great Immortal has arrived, I have missed the distance, and I have atoned for my sins! I don't know where the Great Immortal can be useful to the Little Immortal?

Not to mention the beautiful words of the land, it made the double pupils kill the god Bai Qi and listened to it smoothly and did not get mad.

The 'Xiaobai' in Nuwa Niangniang's mouth is actually the killing god Bai Qi, who annihilated at least 970,000 troops of the Six Nations during the Warring States Period!

"Let me ask you, how long have you been in charge of this land, but what is so peculiar about this land?" Bai Qi asked.

"Qi Yu Daxian, Xiaoxian from the end of the Ming Dynasty (1644) to take care of this land has been more than 370 years, this land in ancient times has a large number of rare minerals, the amount of more than 10,000 miles, thickness 5 ~ 6 miles!

It began to be excavated by humans in the middle of the Qing Dynasty and has been mined for more than 150 years.

At the beginning of the mining period, the surrounding wilderness was vast, and there were many birds and animals, and people and birds and animals fought guns and drank the groundwater together.

The water source, the terrain is dangerous, surrounded by mountains, and many birds and animals are entrenched here.

At that time, if human beings wanted to drink water, they had to fight with the birds and beasts entrenched here, and there were countless deaths and injuries in order to exchange for the water of life. Therefore, the source of the water source is called the fairy cave.

With the change of the times to the development of modern science, this town now has a floating population of 40,000 and about 10,000 employees in the mining area, and the drinking water source is still drinking the groundwater of the fairy cave.

Nowadays, with the development of science and technology, the desire of human beings has expanded, and the town is no longer the original beautiful mountains and rivers, and the birds and beasts are basically under the mouth of human beings.

If it doesn't rain, the mineral powder is dusty, and there is no one ten meters away; when it rains, the mineral powder is muddy, and the people and vehicles splash up a body of mineral powder, and the air is still filled with sulfuric acid and yellow medicine!

It is no exaggeration to say that this is Paradise Lost! Daisen, I have told you all that I know, I wonder if Daisen is satisfied?" replied respectfully.

"Well, it's nagging, you can cut it, and call you again if there is anything!" Bai Qi replied.

"If Xiaoxian retires, I won't bother Daxian, and I will retire. The land breathed a sigh of relief and ran faster than a rabbit. But it's hard for him to be with a killing god, and anyone is cold behind him!

Nuwa Niangniang, to the good intentions, although this world is smoky and miasma, but in this era when the immortal treasures and elixirs are extinct, there are precious mines underground, and when Zhu Zuo embarks on the road of cultivating immortals, he can use it to help him practice.

But now it's just a baby, and I'm going to protect this little guy and make sure nothing goes wrong.

But I didn't smile, my eyes stared at a person for less than 5 minutes and cried, and the group of thieves and friends all said that my laughter was more ugly than crying, like a chrysanthemum with dewdrops! Damn! What a group of fox friends and dog friends!

However, if there is an accident if there is something wrong with such a weak person now, it will be troublesome if there is no arm or leg, so as not to break his promise and be ashamed of his trust in Nuwa Niangniang, difficult, really difficult!

I don't want to be impressed by a little kid today.

Forget it, let's go back and gather the little ones to discuss, and if they can't come up with a reason, see if I don't tear them down!

No, no one will do the work after demolishing it, so let's cook it, but it won't work, it's all a group of yin officials, and there is nothing to eat after cooking! It's difficult, it's really difficult! It's really difficult!

It's just the time for a leaf to fall to the ground! On the palace of Hades, wearing an iron sword, he kills people in a fit of rage. Cutting the shares and drinking, talking and laughing, the god of killing flashed in the middle of the palace, and the hall was sitting peacefully.

"Ten Hall Yamas, civil and military judges, where is the black and white impermanence and the bull-headed horse-face?" asked Bai Qi with his eyes looking around.

"The subordinates are here!"

"The subordinates are here!"

"Today, I have gathered everyone because there is something that bothers my heart, and I can't figure it out. I invite you to help me solve my problems!" Bai Qi said in a loud voice.

"Being able to be the king and share worries is all my blessings. ”

"All are my blessings. "Everyone is gossiping about loyalty.

"Okay, worthy of being my right-hand man, this thing is done, everyone can put forward any ideas, even if I want to invite the heavenly fairy to give everyone a dance to cheer up, I will give it a try!"

"The king is mighty! Who dares to defy the general's might. Killing is a god of killing, and a hundred battles are also gods of war. Everyone sang their praises again.

"Here's the thing, today I walked through the world, today I just was born in a Zhu family, just now I checked the ancestors of this Zhu family, and found that this family is the founding emperor of the Ming Dynasty Zhu Yuanzhang and his brother Zhu Xinglong (King Jingjiang) descendants.

I plan to wait for him to grow up, if he is a good seedling, I will swear with him as a brother, and if he harms the world, then he will be included in the six realms of reincarnation, but I am too murderous, and I am afraid that it will affect his mind and cannot take care of it.

Therefore, I plan to choose two of you to help me take care of one or two, and when he becomes an adult, that is, the day of your merits, what reward do you want, not to mention my position as the king of Hades, even if I am in the immortal class, I will also give you a chance to fight for a glimmer of opportunity.

You have been with me for some years, and you know that I have always had clear rewards and punishments, and if you mess me up, then wait for your bones to be crushed and ashes, and you will fall into hell forever!

You can discuss, discuss, or recommend yourself, and give me the answer with a stick of incense!"

How could Zhu Zuo, who had just landed on the ground, know all this that happened on the other interface, but what could not be changed was that he was no longer a lonely bear child, but the second ancestor with a super helper, the second generation of kings!

No, it's only half a pillar of incense, and this conference hall of the Hades Palace is noisy!

Some said: "You go to the good things you said when you were drinking with me, and I will do the bad things, this is a great good thing, you go big brother, brother is optimistic about you, you think about the fairies in the sky are all beautiful and delicious, you look at us again, tsk, these are all vegetarian bodies, unkempt ghosts." ”

Some said, "Big brother, my admiration for Hades is like a surging river, and like the Yellow River flooding, it is out of control, and heaven and earth can prove it." The sun and the moon can be seen, so let's go. ”

Others said, "You go to patrol the world with me, don't think that you peek at the little girl taking a bath every time, I don't understand, I won't say it, if you don't go today, I'll tell the king of Hades!

Some even said, "Don't think that you are in charge of the world, you will be bribed, the beautiful women will be hidden, the handsome men will be tortured, and the old and weak will be dismissed. ”

Everyone exposed each other's little Jiujiu with red ears and red faces, and used this coercion as a bargaining chip to let the other party pick it up.

If you don't do it well, you will have to frustrate your bones and scatter ashes, and the Hades Palace, which has always been lifeless, is like a busy city, so lively!

To put it bluntly, everyone is afraid of death! Although they are all people who have died, everyone still has palpitations when they break their bones and scatter ashes, and then feel the feeling of death!

Just when everyone was arguing, there were such two discordant figures highlighted, and everything was in the middle of the sleep.

The two of them didn't say a word, their fists were folded, their eyes glared at each other, their eyebrows raised, the corners of their mouths slightly raised, and they looked at each other! At first glance, they were not good birds, either pretending to be deep, or there was too much bad water, and they knew each other too well, and they didn't know how to talk eloquently.

"Well, well, when the time comes, I don't think everyone should be humble to each other, but it's rare, everyone cherishes each other, can recommend each other, and the friendship is very united!

If you put this friendship on your duty, it must be its profit and money, and it will be invincible, isn't it?"

The Ten Palaces of Yama, the civil and military judges, the black and white impermanence and the bull-headed and horse-faced people all bowed their heads and did not dare to raise their heads.

"Please calm the king's anger, we will definitely change our past mistakes and do our best to share the burden for the king!"

"The king is angry!" ...... Everyone expressed their determination again.

"Smack!"

I saw that the killing god was white, and he woke up and patted the wood, and said angrily: "Okay, your beautiful words, it's better to say less! I'll let you help me share the burden, you guys are good, chirp crookedly or peek at the girl taking a bath or slap the horse."

Or if you expose each other's old secrets, which play are you playing for me? Is it a playhouse? Or is it a group of young women on the street scolding the street?

Look at your bear-like appearance, how can there be a seven-foot man standing on his waist between heaven and earth?

Let you come to discuss, I might as well call some entertainers to accompany me, and be comfortable.

It just so happens that since I took over this Hades Palace, my bloodthirsty green dragon has not yet been used, I really want to shoot you all to death like a watermelon, and give you a little color to see, the angry old man is also a group of wine bags and rice bags!

I don't know if I was in a hurry to show my loyalty, I was really worried about being castrated, and Yiyan Luo stood up and shouted: "King, you won't lose your life if you have nothing to do, the book of life and death is in your hands, don't worry! After finishing speaking, he did not forget to shout: "The king is mighty! Kill the four wild gods and demons!"

The rest of the public really want to rush up and beat this fang together!

What does it mean to kill the four wild gods and demons? Doesn't this provoke the killing gods and gods to kill them all? Kill the natural red land and thousands of miles to reflect the sky red, and kill the four wild gods and demons! It's like carrying a lantern to the toilet to find ""! Just a SB!

"Okay, don't grind! I really don't know, if I want to be famous for a lifetime, why will it be ruined in the hands of you idiots!

Next time the contestant must read the yellow calendar!

However, I just saw that the bull head and horse face were very calm from beginning to end, and it seems that your two brothers seem to have this errand in their pockets? The killing god turned his words around, staring at the bull head and horse face with hooked eyes and asked leisurely.

As soon as the words fell, the ten halls of Yama were like seeing the beauty of Shura, and their eyes were all shining, secretly happy!

I saw the bull's head and horse face, and immediately knelt down on one knee.

It may be that the horse's mouth is bigger or Brother Niu has been listening to Brother Ma, and the horse face shouted: "King, this is a mistake, I saw that I got into the house late with Brother Niu, and my status is slightly lower than that of the Ten Palaces of Yama, and good things are at the head, and I dare not fight for merit when I am humble, and I will lose if I say too much, so my brothers and sisters chose to be silent!

Seeing that the fish was hooked, he pretended to be angry and asked: "What, don't even listen to what I said?" If you want me to be clear, I don't need to check it, I'd better put you two into reincarnation, maybe I'll take over your class with a pig's head or a bear or something." It's just a big thing to bargain with me, and my ability hasn't risen, so I'm losing my temper, isn't it?"

These words made the already cold Hades Hall highlight the gloomy atmosphere, and it scared the half-kneeling bull head and horse face of the hall into a cold sweat!

The killing god Bai scolded the bull head and horse face and secretly rejoiced, and then threw out words like a spring breeze and said: "Okay, crying like a dead mother, I know that the cow head likes the spotted little cow in the exotic world, as long as you do your errand this time, I will allow you to take a vacation for ten and a half years, what do you think?"

And Ma Mian, I know that you have always wanted to go up the stairs again, do you think this is good, if you can also help me do this errand in a down-to-earth manner, I will also give you the title of Yama, do you have the courage to try?"

It was really a happy occasion when people were in good spirits, and I saw the drooling of the cow's head, completely intoxicated by the scene of the date with the spotted cow, and our Mayana also breathed out from the wings of our noses, neighing and roaring. Cut, this look at these two difficult brothers and sisters completely look like villains.

In this way, we killed the god in vain and slapped it, gave a candy Enwei and gave it to these two nerds happily to take this hot potato. Our little master in swaddling clothes picked up two little brothers for nothing!

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