Chapter 70: Tsundere Lori 2
At noon, Tianshan Tong's grandmother asked Ye Feng to help protect the Dharma, and then pulled the sika deer over, pulled the deer's head high, and bit the sika deer's throat with one mouth. The sika deer screamed in pain and couldn't stop struggling, but Grandma Tong clenched firmly, cooing in her mouth, and kept sucking the blood of the sheep.
After a while, Tianshan Tong's grandmother drank the blood of the sheep, and her stomach bulged high, so she left the dead sika deer, sat down cross-legged, pointed to the sky with her right index finger, and pointed to the ground with her left index finger.
But seeing the white gas exhaled from Tianshan Tong's nose wrapped around her head, lingering, gradually getting thicker and thicker, becoming a cloud of white mist, covering her face, and then only hearing the bones of her whole body rattling, like bursting beans. After a long time, the sound of popping beans gradually became lighter and thinner, and then the white mist gradually faded, and she saw that Tianshan Tong's nostrils continued to inhale the white mist, and when the white mist was exhausted, she opened her eyes and slowly stood up. Ye Feng looked at her again this time, only to feel that Tianshan Tong's face seemed to have changed, although her eyebrows and facial features were the same as before, she felt a little more mature, and it really looked like she had grown up a year in a moment.
Although she had long known that every day she practiced would increase her strength for a year, and she would grow a year older, but now that she saw it with her own eyes, Ye Feng couldn't help but marvel at the magic of this "Eight Desolations and Six Combinations".
Seeing Ye Feng's eyes full of surprise when she saw her, Grandma Tong seemed to have found the capital to show off, and couldn't help but smile and asked, "Have you noticed that my face has become a little different?"
Ye Feng didn't know what Grandma Tong was thinking, so he just nodded and said, "There are some!"
Grandma Tong said again: "Although you kid is both rude and unruly, you are full of flamboyant tongue to take advantage of grandma. But you're not bad at all, and you have some connections with my Loose Sect. I've told you about this kung fu, and I don't care. The kung fu I practiced is called 'Eight Desolations and Liuhe Only I Only Respect Gong', this kung fu was originally a supreme inner kung fu of Taoism, not only magical, but also powerful, but it has a big disadvantage, that is, every 30 years, I need to rejuvenate once. And because I started practicing this skill when I was six years old, I practiced it too early, and after a few years the power of this internal skill was revealed, and from then on my body could not grow any longer, and I would always be eight or nine years old. ”
When she said this, she paused, looked at Ye Feng, but saw that Ye Feng heard that she was always eight or nine years old and "rejuvenated", and her face did not show any abnormalities as she imagined, and she couldn't help but be a little angry in her heart: "Aren't you surprised? Don't you feel confused, don't you feel amazing? Why don't you even have any doubts." ”
Ye Feng suddenly understood that the rejuvenation of this grandmother was not only physical rejuvenation, but also mental rejuvenation, she was now like a child with a baby in the future, wanting to show off to others and get envious eyes.
At that moment, Ye Feng smiled, and couldn't help but make a surprised and puzzled expression, and said, "I'm very surprised, very confused, very suspicious, this is all right, you continue to say!"
Grandma Tong glared at Ye Feng fiercely, snorted, and continued: "I have been practicing this kung fu since I was six years old, and it took thirty days to rejuvenate at the age of thirty-six. Sixty-six years old, that time took sixty days. At the age of 96 this year, it will take 90 days to regain his strength. When I rejuvenated, I lost all my skills. After one day of cultivation, it will return to the strength of the age of seven, on the second day it will return to the age of eight, and on the third day it will return to the age of nine, and each day is a year. Every day at noon, you have to drink raw blood before you can practice. But I have a big opponent in my life, and I know the details of my kung fu, and when I rejuvenate myself, I will definitely take the opportunity to come and do harm. Originally, according to the past, grandma couldn't show weakness and go down to the ethereal peak to dodge, but only ordered her servants and maids to take various countermeasures, and grandma cultivated by herself. ”
Ye Feng couldn't hold back the doubts in his heart at this time, and couldn't help but interject and ask, "Then why did you appear here alone? This place is '108,000 miles' away from the Tianshan Mountain." ”
Grandma Tong glanced at Ye Feng, and at the same time said indignantly: "It's not that I blame you for this stinky boy, just when I want to rejuvenate myself, but I heard what your stinky boy did in Drum Mountain, so I guessed that my junior brother might also be in Drum Mountain, so I didn't care that my big opponent would come to cause harm, and went down the mountain to find Wu Yazi." But unexpectedly, I had just returned to my youth on the way, and I encountered a rebellion in the 36 caves and 72 mansions of the affiliated forces under my disciples. But I didn't expect that at this time, my big opponent attacked again, and in the panic, I got lost with my subordinates, and I was alone in this barren mountain and wilderness. ”
"For all these days, I couldn't drink raw blood, and I was still a nine-year-old child. This rejuvenation is like a snake shedding its shell, taking off its shell once, growing up once, but if it is stuck halfway through, it will be in great danger. If I delay for another day or two, I still can't drink raw blood, I can't practice, and my true qi swells out in my body, then I have to die. ”
Ye Feng also understood that Tianshan Grandma Tong went down the mountain when she was rejuvenated, and without the power of the terrain of Tianshan Mountain to block Li Qiushui, when Li Qiushui attacked, it was also a blessing among the lucky to be able to escape and fall into the wilderness, and there must have been some of these things that Grandma Tong didn't want to mention, otherwise she wouldn't have said it so briefly, but since Grandma Tong didn't want to say, Ye Feng didn't ask, just nodded, and said with a smile: "I see, so to speak, you are really ninety-six years old, is it my uncle Tianshan Tong?"
Grandma Tong snorted, tilted her chin, and said, "Grandma was originally here! Now you are a bastard boy who can be trusted, right?"
Ye Feng glanced at her with a smile again, and teased her: "I don't believe it!"
"You bastard boy, you're mad grandma!"
Seeing Ye Feng ask like that before, Grandma Tong also said that he believed it, and she was happy, and she didn't want him to get angry anymore. He cursed, grabbed the stone from the ground and hit him. grabbed and smashed more than ten times, but Ye Feng easily flashed it. Seeing that she couldn't hit it, she gave up continuing to return to the stone, and even shouted again and pounced to chase Ye Feng.
Ye Feng was beaten back and forth by Grandma Tong a few times, although he was not hit by her once, he was not afraid of her in his heart, but he felt a little bored. After a big stride dodged and shot, he turned around and stretched out his hand at her to make a "stop" gesture, shook his head and sighed: "Okay, okay, don't play with you, I believe you will do it!"
"It's good if you believe it!" Grandma Tong stopped and smiled proudly: "Since you believe it, then hurry up and call 'Grandma'......"
However, at this moment, Grandma Tong seemed to have discovered something, and said with an unkind face: "No, you stinky boy should have known Grandma's identity a long time ago, right?" Ye Feng's expression suddenly stiffened, and he said with a little weakness: "How could it be?"
"Bastard boy, you still want to deny it, you actually play grandma as a monkey, I will fight with you. ”
Seeing Ye Feng's embarrassed expression, Grandma Tong couldn't understand, so she was immediately furious, and rushed over to chase after her.
Ye Feng didn't hide this time, but grabbed her forehead and stretched out his arm to hold her up. She is small, her arms are not as long as his, and she can't hit him with her little fists. Stretching out his foot to kick, he bent down and took two steps back, but he couldn't reach it.
But seeing that it was going on like this, Grandma Tong had to be completely discouraged, Ye Feng couldn't help but quickly explained: "Uncle, although I heard my master say that he has a senior sister who is the lord of the Vulture Palace, Tianshan Tong, but he didn't tell me about the appearance of Tianshan Tong's grandmother and some things about you, I thought that although Tianshan Tong's grandmother was more than ninety years old, but under my magical kung fu, she should be a big girl in her twenties and thirties, how do you know that it is a little Lori." ”
"Really?"
"Of course it is, just now I confirmed your identity, uncle, and I am naturally a little embarrassed when I think of what I did to you before. ”
Seeing that although Grandma Tong stopped moving, she still looked at him with some suspicion, Ye Feng couldn't help but change the topic and said, "Uncle Shi, is your big rival Uncle Shi? Will the group of affiliated forces you accept find here?" Why don't I leave here first and find a hidden route to send you back to the Vulture Palace?"
Tianshan Tong's grandmother was furious when she heard this, and scolded: "You are a worthless thing, as the head of the Carefree Sect, and you have a brilliant martial arts, what are you afraid of in the face of those dogs? ”
Ye Feng said: "Uncle Shi, don't scold, I'm not doing this for you? I don't care about those minions under you, but what if they find us, expose our traces, and let Uncle Shi and her old man come to me? Although my martial arts are not bad, compared with Uncle Shi's skill cultivation, I am afraid that they are still inferior." ”
Tianshan Tong said angrily: "You are the head of the Xiaoyao faction, according to the rules of the Xiaoyao faction, even if she is your elder, it can be seen that you have to be obedient, otherwise it will be a betrayal of the sect, what are you afraid of her doing?" Ye Feng couldn't help but smile bitterly, and said: "Uncle Shi, what your old man said lightly, although the rules of this Xiaoyao faction are there, but people have to be willing to listen to it, if Uncle Shi doesn't listen, then what should we do?"
If she dares not to listen to you, she will betray her master and will be expelled!"
"Why didn't she dare? Back then, I got the magic scroll she left, and she also left a message saying that after she finished practicing, she would kill all the disciples of the Xiaoyao Sect for her, and she would even kill all the people of the Xiaoyao Sect, do you think she might obediently listen to the orders of me, the head of the Xiaoyao Sect?"
Tianshan Tong's grandmother scolded angrily: "This cheap maid, she dares to do this, she is really bold, how could the master accept such a wicked obstacle from her back then......"
Seeing Tianshan Tong's grandmother chattering and scolding Li Qiushui endlessly, Ye Feng couldn't help but turn around and tease: "Uncle, don't talk about uncle, even if it's yourself, are you willing to listen to the orders of me, the head of the family?"
"This ......" Tianshan Tong's grandmother was speechless for a while, and she didn't know what to say.
This was said by Ye Feng to hit the point, although the rules of the Carefree Sect are like this, but even when Wu Yazi was the head of the house, she and Li Qiushui have never been honest and obedient, otherwise the two would not have fought for so many years in one breath, and they would have listened to Wu Yazi's persuasion and shook hands and made peace.
Since even Wuyazi's words don't work, Ye Feng's words are even more weightless. Because of this, Tianshan Tong's grandmother didn't know what to say, saying that she was willing to listen to Ye Feng's words? Isn't that self-deception? And if Ye Feng really tells anything in the future, will she, who is a teacher, really do it honestly?
But if she said no, she was still scolding Li Qiushui just now for not following the rules of the teacher, bullying the teacher and destroying the ancestors, and in the end, she herself did not follow the rules of the teacher, wouldn't she beat herself up?
Seeing that Tianshan Tong's grandmother stopped when he said a word, and he didn't say that he knew her identity and teased her, Ye Feng couldn't help but laugh secretly in his heart, so he didn't say anything more.
In the end, Grandma Tong was also afraid that Li Qiushui would come back here, so she agreed to the proposal.
Immediately, Ye Feng carried Grandma Tong on his back, picked a hidden route, and headed towards the Tianshan Mountain.