138, reckless and cute
Pi Bufool said: "It's not nonsense. My mother once said that if you want to talk nonsense outside, people don't like it. ”
Yu Yunwen, Han Yuanji and the others were angry and laughed when they heard this, and they thought to themselves that they should not ask him again, this person would dare to say anything.
Han Yuanji said: "Your martial arts are the highest, and no one else can compare to you......"
Pi Buyu said again: "You are wrong. As far as I know, there are two people who are higher in martial arts than me, one is my mother, and the other is my mother, I don't know his name, but I have seen his martial arts, he is seven or eight years younger than me, and I can't beat him. ”
Everyone was surprised when they heard this, thinking that there was a younger young man whose martial arts were higher than him, but they were afraid that this person was messing around.
Hu Yu was also stunned when he heard this, and thought: "His mother's martial arts are extremely high, this is known, another young man, dare to be the righteous brother Li Zhihua? Brother Li is the apprentice of Gongsun's predecessors, and his martial arts are naturally strong, he doesn't know when he met Brother Li?"
Yu Yunwen said: "There is a competition in the afternoon, not a competition, but a competition, do you hear clearly?"
Pi Bufool said: "What's the use of writing an article? No matter how well an article is written, it can't kill the enemy and save the country, so I don't think it's better not to take the test." After a pause, he said: "But my mother also said that it is better to be both civil and military." He turned his head to Hu Yu and smiled: "Brother Hu, you were also present when my mother said this, right?"
Hu Yu hurriedly said: "The younger brother heard it, and the aunt and her old man said it very well. ”
Yu Yunwen listened to what he said, and it was not unreasonable, so he said: "What I tried in the afternoon was not to write an article, but to test the art of war needed to fight a war. Do you know the art of war?"
Pi Bufool said: "I don't know the art of war, and I haven't learned it." But 'shoot the man first and shoot the horse first, and capture the thief and capture the king first', this is the art of war?"
Yu Yunwen and Han Jiyuan couldn't help but laugh when they heard this, and laughed "poof", but they also thought about it carefully, there is also a certain amount of truth, but it is too vulgar, if they can really capture all the kings of the enemy country, it is better than being proficient in any art of war. The two of them thought that this skin was not stupid, only enough for a general, and it was not enough for a handsome person to die of old age. Yu Yunwen said: "Then are you going to take the literary examination in the afternoon?"
Pi Bu smiled stupidly: "What do you say?"
Han Yuanji smiled: "Then don't refer to it." ”
Pi Bufool said: "Of course, of course you have to take the test." ”
Everyone thought to themselves: "Is this person pretending to be crazy and stupid? If someone else is changed, who would dare to joke with Yu Yunwen and Han Yuanji? In the end, it is an artist who is bold and not afraid of trouble, and even the two examiners dare not provoke him." ”
Yu Yunwen said: "Since you want to take the test, you can do it, but don't hand in the blank papers, you won't be able to hang your face at that time." ”
Pi Bu smiled stupidly: "I know, I know, I make sure that a white roll is." But there's one more thing I do. ”
Yu Yunwen and Han Yuanji asked in unison, "What else is going on?"
Pi Buyu said: "If I win the martial champion, if I go to the army to fight in the future, I need to be with my Hu brother." ”
Yu Yunwen said in his heart: "This kid has such a big breath, but this test of Tao strategy is not a test of martial arts." Then he said: "This is not allowed, it is not that you can go to whichever military camp you want." ”
Pi Bufool said: "Even so, it's easy to do." He turned his head to Hu Yu and said, "Brother Hu, don't be stingy with this martial champion, let others do it, let's go." ”
Hu Yu was overjoyed and said, "It's okay." ”
How could Yu and Han be willing to let go of these two tiger generals? ”
Pi Bufool said: "What else is going on?"
Yu Yunwen said: "Although this matter is not easy to do, I will do my best to tell your thoughts to other generals and let you do your best." ”
Pi Bufool smiled: "You are so good. In the future, Brother Hu and I will listen to orders under your tent, and tomorrow we will send troops to attack Jin, capture the emperor of Jin, and leave it with you as a groom. ”
Yu Yunwen and the others laughed when they heard this: "It's amazing, it's really amazing." ”
Han Yuanji asked, "May I ask Pi Zhuangshi, where are you from?"
Pi Buyu said: "My hometown is in Xiangyang Jingling, and now I live in Tongling, Anhui Province, and I make a living by fishing by the Yangtze River. My mother left home to go to a relative's place, otherwise I wouldn't have been able to come at all. Now there is no one at home, so I asked my neighbor Aunt Wang to watch, but I didn't expect to come here to see Brother Hu first, what a coincidence, we haven't seen each other for three years. Hu Yu smiled and nodded.
Yu Yunwen listened to him talk farther and farther, so he said: "Pi is not stupid, don't say it anymore, it's not too late to talk about it tonight." Then he ordered the deputy examiner to order: If there are those who are willing to join the army, they will come to the school martial arts field tomorrow morning to register, except for the top eight, the other selected candidates will be brought into the camp by the head of the guard to rest. The deputy examiner was ordered to go to the order.
The top eight were led by Yu Yunwen and Han Yuanji. The other six were not stupid and respectful of Pi. Pi Buyu saw that there was a monk included, gave a thumbs up, and thanked him in a panic. Seeing that Jiang Wuqi was covered in filth, he couldn't help laughing again.
After lunch, the eight of them entered Bivin's examination room. The examination room was set up in the guard camp, with a total of eight rooms, one for each person, with a total of ten questions, and the time limit was two hours. The number of deputy examiners has increased to four, and the chief examiners are Yu Yunwen and Han Yuanji.
The deputy examiner handed out the eight test papers, and Pi Buyu shouted: "I don't know any words on this paper, how can I write it? ”
The deputy examiner smiled and said, "Then you will hand in the blank papers." ”
Pi Bufool said: "Wonderful." If asked, I'll say it's a blank paper you asked me to hand in. ”
The examiner stuck out his tongue and said in his heart that this guy is so tired, but he is not really stupid.
According to the rules of the examination room, candidates are not allowed to use the toilet in the examination room, and those who have entered the toilet in the examination room are not allowed to re-enter the examination room to answer the test sheet.
In less than an hour, Pi Buyu was the first to go to the toilet. The deputy examiner reminded him: "You are not allowed to re-enter the examination room after entering the toilet. ”
Pi Buyu asked, "Why?"
The examiner said, "This is the rule of the ages. ”
Pi Buyu said: "Even so, the toilet is not entered, and the volume is not answered." Suffocate people in the house, come out to disperse, and wait for the oral examination. The invigilator was stunned.
It didn't take long for Hu Yu and Cui Taiyue to leave the examination room, and then Ma Liang also came out of the examination room.
Hu Yu saw that Pi Buyu had already appeared, pulled him to the bottom of a tree, asked this and that, said that talking about this, was crying and laughing, and both of them were very happy.
Hu Yu said: "Little brother heard that you met a young man with high martial arts, I don't know what kind of appearance that person is in life, when did you meet him?"
Pi Buyu said: "That young man's martial arts are indeed high, I was fighting with a few scoundrels on the riverbank, it was he who persuaded him to fight, I don't know what method he used to unload one of my heavy punches to the side, and then showed his superior martial arts, which intimidated me and everyone." He also invited me for a drink, but I didn't say yes, and the man seemed to be a great friend. It was getting dark, and I was afraid that my mother would be worried at home, so I forgot to ask his name and hurried home. Now that I think about it, I really regret it, not because his martial arts are good, but because his character is very good. ”
Hu Yu was amused when he heard his answer, so he asked again. Pi Buyu said: "When I saw the girl, you had been home for four or five days, and the boy was born really handsome, with extraordinary bones, and very luxuriously dressed, and rode a tall horse. ”
Hu Yu secretly said: "When I went home, Brother Li had been gone for two or three days, and four or five days after I left, he had been gone for five or six days. Brother Li is handsome and has high martial arts, most of which is him. ”
Seeing that he was silent, Pi Buyu asked, "Do you recognize that young man?"
Hu Yu smiled: "** It is him who does not leave ten." ”
Pi Bu was surprised and said, "Who is it?"
Hu Yu said: "It's almost my righteous brother Li Zhihua, when I got home, he had been away from my house for two days. If it weren't for Cheng Ruobiao's evil thief, the three of us would definitely be able to meet. ”
Pi Bu was not stupid when he heard this, and he felt great regret and regret, and praised: "Brother has good eyesight, that friend is indeed a good person, where is he now?"
Hu Yudao: "Since Yue Xi parted with him, he has not met again, and I don't know where he is now, maybe he went to his master." If it weren't for that big brother Li, my family's Zhenjiang Martial Arts Hall would have almost been lost in the hands of Cheng Ruobiao's thieves. At that moment, he will go through the details and tell him that he is not stupid.
When Pi Bu was not stupid, he was furious and scolded: "This stinky thief is so hateful, you should seek revenge on him in the future, you can rest assured." ”
Hu Yu was deeply moved, and said, "Little brother is really too much to receive from you and Big Brother Li. I'm afraid I won't be able to report it. ”
Pi Buyu frowned and said: "You are still the same as before, how can you say such foreign words, I hate being polite between my brothers the most." ”
At this time, the time had come, and the supervisors and examiners entered the hall to collect the papers. But seeing that the four of them came out like mourning, Miao Ran, Lihai and Jiang Wuqi cursed secretly. Pi was not stupid, and laughed out loud.
The eight were then led by the examiners to see Yu Yunwen and Han Yuanji. When they arrived, the other seven people bowed down first, and Pi Buyu smiled and bowed after them.
Yu Yunwen and Han Yuanji are very fond of Pi Buyu and Hu Yu. The deputy examiner placed the papers of the eight people on the table between them. Yu Yunwen said: "I will look at the test paper of Pi Bufool last, maybe it is an empty paper." ”
Pi Bu smiled stupidly: "General Yu is really calculating, just guess." ”
Yu Yunwen also smiled: "The strong man has won the award." When the others heard this, they all burst into laughter.
Han Yuanji first picked up Jiang Wuqi's test paper and looked at it, and couldn't help but smile and said, "There is also a sage here." Jiang Wuqi. ”
Jiang Wuqi hesitated and replied, "Late birth." ”
Han Yuanji smiled and asked, "What kind of bookery do you have for your regular work?"
Jiang Wuqi was stunned when he heard this, he didn't know what he was doing, and said in a panic: "Lord Han, small, small, ......"
Han Yuanji smiled slightly and said, "How old are you, what books do you read?"
Jiang Wuqi replied respectfully: "The late birth is forty-five years old, and people say that it belongs to the donkey, but the late birth is actually a horse. In his later years, in addition to practicing martial arts every day, he often read some Shaolin boxing books and the secret book of "Big Tablet Wrestler", and sometimes read some "Classic of Mountains and Seas" and "Wenxin Carving Dragon", as well as "Analects" and "The Mean", and also read the three-character classic and Tang poems when he was young. ”
Everyone couldn't help laughing, except that Pi was not stupid. Han Yuanji smiled: "You read a lot of books. You have read two of the 'Four Books', do you know what the other two books are called? What are the things written in "Wenxin Carving the Dragon", "The Mean", "The Analects" and "The Classic of Mountains and Seas"?"
Jiang Wuqi's face turned pale, and he said abruptly: "Late birth...... In his later years, he was immersed in martial arts for many years, which ...... I don't remember the books I read when I was a child. In the future, I will ...... in the future Brush it up often. ”