Chapter 405: Frosted eggplant, wilt it
It was the middle of the night. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
"Om ——!"
At the foot of the mountain came the cries of mammoths.
A group of more than 30 mammoths entered the pocket array they had arranged in the clouds, and behind the elephant herd, Dazhi led his mountain spirit companions, holding torches to drive away, just like when Tang Linkun hunted mammoths that day, the big yak with soldiers with bows and arrows ambushed behind the improvised snowdrifts and big trees.
"Dazhi, you let the brothers retreat, Deputy General Niu, without my order, you are not allowed to release arrows, I will deal with these mammoths, and it will all depend on these mammoths to successfully return to the No. 1 fortress. ”
"General Tang, are you going alone?"
Before the big yak finished speaking, Tang Linkun had disappeared, and when he saw Tang Linkun's figure clearly, he was already alone in the path that the mammoth herd must pass.
"Go back, go back. Tang Linkun didn't need to look back, he felt the big yak following him when he heard the footsteps.
Some runaway mammoths came to Tang Linkun at once, and the leading female mammoths seemed to be old, and their brown and dry long hair had faded a lot, so they should be grandmother-level parents in the elephant herd. As soon as he saw someone blocking the way, he looked up to the sky and let out a long "——!".
But fortunately, it stopped in time when it was about to hit Tang Linkun, its long elephant trunk smelled from Tang Linkun's head to his toes, and the hot air emitted had a strong smell of fermented grass, Tang Linkun held his breath and put his hands down vertically and stood motionless.
The female mammoth sniffed for a while, shook her head and avoided the side.
More than thirty mammoths walked past Tang Linkun one by one, Tang Linkun touched their long noses one by one, and there were words in their mouths, so far away, no one could hear what was in his mouth.
All the soldiers present were stunned, this Tang General not only knew the words of big monsters, but also understood elephant language? The mammoth herd stopped at the edge of the woods without making a noise, as if they were some domestic pets. The big yak is also an eye-opener, in the hunting season, for a pair of mammoth tusks, which year will not kill dozens of people? It takes 200 people to hunt and kill to have a sixty percent certainty, and General Tang has made a group of people by himself, what kind of knowledge is this? It is really endless to learn!
Tang Linkun called the big yaks, and they cut down many fresh branches and piled them around the elephant herd. They were fed leaves and shrubs. One daring soldier even played a handstand on the mammoth tusks in his usual amusement style, and the other soldiers cheered......
"There are still too few mammoths, I'm going to ......look for them in the woods these days," Tang Linkun said to the big yak, "as long as we have a hundred mammoths to form an elephant army, we don't have to be afraid of the bitter immortal soldiers." ”
The big yak couldn't stop nodding, and now he was a little convinced, what was the Kuxian Hu cavalry compared to a mammoth weighing 10,000 catties? It was as vulnerable as blocking the way with a castor pole, and the mammoth elephant's half-foot-thick elephant skin might not even be able to penetrate the artillery.
At the invitation of Tang Linkun, the mountain spirits also lived in the cave. Although the smell was a little bad, none of the soldiers disliked it. In order to solve the problem of rations, under the guidance of a soldier who knows how to hunt whales, the big yak and they really captured a big guy stranded on the sea ice. Sperm whales as big as fishing boats are enough for everyone to eat for a while.
Within three days, Tang Linkun found two more mammoth herds, one large and one small, plus the original more than 30 heads, not counting the baby elephants, the total number of adult mammoths has exceeded 100. Tang Linkun also brought back two giant hyenas, this thing has never been seen before, their weight is the same as that of an adult brown bear, estimated to be more than five hundred catties, its tail is pulled apart and the body length is nearly a zhang, and the shoulders are high to Tang Linkun's chest, not to mention the ferocity, especially its extremely terrifying cry is similar to the sound of people laughing wildly. Tang Linkun tied them to the entrance of the cave and was in charge of guarding.
According to Tang Linkun's request, it took three days to place wooden baskets made of red pine on the backs of a hundred mammoths.
"Don't go too much, eight or nine people on the back of an elephant is about the same. ”
Tang Linkun pulled down the last person on the wooden ladder.
The heavy snow continued, and on the vast ice below the cave, the elephant soldier unit built according to Tang Linkun's wishes conducted its first exercise. Soldiers ate fried pine nuts and green acorns and watched from the sidelines.
In the first scene, a large yak led the soldiers to simulate an attack on a mammoth and eight elephants on its back. Xiaoyun stood on the elephant's back, grinning.
"Vice Admiral Niu, you only need four people, this is too big, right?"
"Why bother talking nonsense, let's talk about it. ”
"Come on! Seeing the majestic and majestic appearance of the neatly draped clothes, Tang Linkun couldn't help but shout out a voice.
"Come on! ”
A few soldiers who were close to Xiaoyun ran to the ice and spun sensational dances to cheer Xiaoyun on.
The mammoth roared, and all eyes were on the ice as they had never seen before.
The large yak and three personal guards held four black iron thorns sharpened from wood, and stood in four directions, surrounding the mammoth. Seeing that someone was plotting against him, the mammoth turned in a circle vigilantly, and the elephant's tusks drew two clear and powerful defensive circles. The big yak began to run, but they did not dare to rush forward, trying to use the "dark iron thorn" to slash the four elephant's legs, each time the mammoth dexterously raised its legs to dodge, the mammoth looked bulky, as soon as they fought, only to know that it was not the same thing, it didn't even need to look at it, it could sense that a certain part of its body was threatened.
Eight elephant soldiers on the back of the elephant, two of them holding long wooden sticks, as the mammoth kept turning in circles as if they were stirring a bucket of dung, and from time to time the sticks and the big yak passed by.
Two elephant soldiers held bows and arrows, and quickly shot arrows without arrows, the big yak was not far away, and the target was huge, except for the big yak, each of the three guards was shot with an arrow.
Seeing that he was about to lose, the big yak shouted loudly, jumped up with his whole body, pressed his right hand on the mammoth's buttocks, turned over and stood on the elephant's back, how could the elephant's back, which was constantly shaking violently, stand firmly? The big yak moved his legs and rode on the elephant's back, and his left hand held a handful of elephant hair, and he refused to let go.
A wooden stick in Xiaoyun's hand stabbed the big yak in the chest, and the big yak was in a hurry, and threw the black iron thorn in his hand at Xiaoyun, Xiaoyun dodged on one side, and an elephant soldier behind him fell into bad luck, and was hit in the back by the amazing strength of the wooden black iron thorn, "Ouch!" fainted. Seeing that Xiaoyun's wooden stick had hit his chest, the big yak copied his right hand in his hand, and pulled it back vigorously, but he didn't expect Xiaoyun to compare his strength with him, he actually let go, and the big yak was unlucky, and he happened to meet the mammoth again with too much force, and pressed his legs to a guard who was teasing him in front of him. The big yak lost its balance and fell off the elephant's back.
"Ah——!h
Tang Linkun couldn't help but shout, his palms were full of sweat.
A big yak, just when the mammoth raised its hind legs and stepped on his stomach, he rolled on the spot eighteen times, rolled out two feet away, and just as he wanted to get up, the tusks cut over, stabbed him, and the clothes on his chest were cut open. The big yak didn't care about paying attention to the elegance of the body anymore, turned around, and quickly climbed out of the mammoth's attack range with four legs, and the armor on his back "bell" sounded, and the big yak knew that he had lost, at least two arrows were shot on his back, and two arrows were shot on his ass without armor protection.
The mammoth saw that one of them ran away, turned the two long tusks and vented his anger on the guards who annoyed it the most, one of the guards actually inserted such a long wooden black iron thorn into the mammoth's nostrils, do you think the mammoth can not be angry?
The condition of the guard with the trunk in the barrel suddenly became very dangerous, and the tusks kept stabbing and scratching up and down him, left and right, and if he didn't run, he would have to die in the exercise. He turned around and wanted to run, but unexpectedly, the waistband of his pants was picked open by the mammoth, and the pants slipped to the instep, and the guard fell to the ground, and the ivory picked up his crotch again, and in a hurry, the guard kicked his feet wildly, and the ivory hooked his pants, and the mammoth shook his head, and the guard flew into the air.
"Danger!" another guard jumped up desperately and hugged his comrade, and one rolled forward and landed safely.
The mammoth was about to attack the last remaining guard again, Tang Linkun was afraid of an accident, and blocked the mammoth in front of him with a flying magic skill "Wind Turning Wild Sand". The soldiers watching the battle on the edge of the glacier were shocked and stunned, and it was not until Tang Linkun pacified the angry mammoth that the enthusiastic cheers rang out for a long time.
Suddenly, someone laughed, tears splashed with laughter, and someone pointed at those few people, Tang Linkun turned around and saw that after the guard's pants were picked off by ivory, the guard was not wearing underwear...... In the cold weather, the guy's dick was wilting like a frosty eggplant. (To be continued.) )