Chapter 373: The Surprise Brought by the Thief Immortal
Chapter 373: The Surprise Brought by the Thief Immortal
I can't control eating and farting. For Zhu Ba, this is the most important rhythm of life.
However, at this moment, facing the peach forest in front of him, he was a little doubtful of his rhythm.
Because, he came several shocking farts in a row, but those peach forests didn't react at all, and even said that not even a single peach blossom fell.
Nima? Could it be that Lao Tzu's fart is no longer lethal?
Suddenly, Zhu Ba's heart and liver were stimulated.
He looked up at the sky, let out a long roar, and suddenly his hands flew out, and a huge palm flew out, which was as huge as a hill, and contained the Buddha power of the string of Buddha beads. As soon as it appeared, those peach forests suddenly withered as if they had met a nemesis.
"I'll go, this is?"
"This pig's palm may not be too powerful. ”
"In the end, it's my brother, not bad, keep working hard and try to catch up with me as soon as possible. Gao Quan looked high, stared at Zhu Ba and said this.
Not only did the group of Zhu Ba encounter a special situation, but the rest of the teams also encountered such and such situations.
Take the Demon Alliance as an example.
According to the map, this should be a wasteland, but Nima, it is a valley. Eggs and others were not calm at once.
"Nima, we must have gone wrong. ”
"Damn, it's been a long time, and it's a mistake, and there's no reason for it. ”
"What rhythm?"
"Damn, if I knew this, I shouldn't have come to participate in any Buddha fate meeting, damn, are people not ghosts and ghosts now?"
"What is this, is it a joke?"
"Damn, who led the way, and the map, Lao Tzu now doubts, is the map fake?"
“......”
The people in the Demon Punishment Alliance have begun to divide, and everyone has complaints in their hearts.
However, now that they have come here, there is no way back, and the biggest problem in front of them is that they seem to be trapped in a magic circle.
"Damn, this valley seems to be a maze?"
"What should I do?"
"Who is the Array Mage?"
"Damn, do you think our Demon Punishment Alliance is the Wanquan Alliance? Is there anyone in it? Is it possible?"
"What then?"
"What should I do? ”
"Damn, Lao Tzu is the only son in the family, what if I do that, what will happen to my father and mother? And my daughter-in-law who has not passed the door......"
“......”
Just as everyone was talking, there was a sudden sound in the valley, like thunder, followed by a foul smell that made people want to vomit.
"Damn, what's that smell?"
"Wouldn't it? I want to throw up...... I still want to throw up. ”
"Damn, it doesn't smell infertile, does it? Miss Ben hasn't budded yet. ”
"Damn, why is this Nima so much like a fart. ”
"Grass, Grass......"
As the sixteenth cave master of the Black Cloud Cave, the egg also became not calm at this time, after all, the smell was disgusting.
As the second person of the ninth generation genius of the Phantom Sect, this Tuotai also couldn't control his emotions a little, Nima, how could this kind of smell appear? It simply makes life worse than death.
"Damn!" Wound Wuxian was furious, and the whole person was like a god of war, looking up to the sky and roaring, throwing a heavy punch, and then rushing forward, he wanted to escape from the package of this smell, and at the same time wanted to stay away from this place.
But it's easy to come, go?
But it is difficult to go to the sky.
At this time, Zhu Basan had already come to a merlin.
"Damn, Nima, Tai Nima is right, this is really bright. Gao Quan stared at the Merlin in front of him and giggled, his eyes full of indescribable excitement.
"The villain has a will. The sword slave sneered, then strode forward with a big step.
"Damn, Zhu Ba, he said you are a villain, damn, dare to say my brother, you see you have lived enough, you say it again, believe it or not, I asked my brother to beat your dog leg back. Gao Quan began to play his own tricks.
When the sword slave heard this, he suddenly stopped, and the whole person was like an ice city, giving people the feeling of being cold, twelve points cold.
"What do you want?" said the sword slave word by word, but there was murderous intent between the words.
Gao Quan, the heavyweight who claimed to be an immortal thief, swallowed and spitted at the mouth, and then laughed to himself. "It's a nice day, oh, look, is that bird a male or a female? No, I'll have to go and see it." ”
Gao Quan's voice landed, and as soon as he lifted his body, he flew towards the clouds.
Seeing the two goods leaving, the sword slave came to the side of Zhu Ba's body.
Zhu Ba saw that the sword slave just wanted to speak, so he took the initiative to speak, "Okay, I know what you want to say?
The sword slave nodded, and Zhu Ba took a step forward, "Although this Gao Quan is said to be relatively strong, there is a point, we can use it." Moreover, his temperament is also very bold. Besides, one more person is one more helper. ”
Hearing Zhu Ba's words, Jian Nu was very disapproving, and said, "Zhu Ba, don't forget, we have a special mission. ”
"I know, of course I do. Do you think I'm as brain-dead as you?" said Zhu Ba hatefully, a picture of you being really mouthy.
"That thing can only be bad, and it won't do anything at all?" the sword slave reminded again.
"I don't think so. Where there exists, there must be a reason for its existence, and besides, there are many places where he is used later. "Zhu Ba looks like a scheming man.
"You ......" the sword slave was almost speechless. Shaking his head, he ran forward.
After a long time, this Gao Quan seemed to have disappeared, and there was no news.
"Nima, why did that thing go, you can't really go to see the beautiful woman taking a bath, right?" Pig Hachi muttered to himself.
Just then, a voice came from the clouds.
"Come and see, there's a good show. ”
"Damn, isn't there really a beautiful woman taking a bath?" Inoba stuck out his tongue, blinked violently, and then swept towards the clouds.
Seeing this, the sword slave thought for a moment and followed.
Clearing the clouds and seeing the blue sky, a group of three people at this time was watching a good show.
"Damn, it's really Nima's narrow road, it's okay. The sword slave said indignantly.
"What's the matter, my gift is enough," Gao Quan said with a smile, "I know that these people belong to the Demon Punishment Alliance, and besides, they are still your opponents, do you want me to teach them a lesson?"
"You?" the sword slave sneered, a look of disbelief.
Of course, Zhu Ba knew very well in his heart that this was the sword slave's radical method.
"Damn, you look down on people, don't you?" Gao Quan snorted coldly, his body flashed, like a ghost, attacking below the clouds.
The eggs and the others are still breaking the formation, but there is still no Silk Road, it is like falling into a dead end, and the most important problem is that their team members have begun to get up and want to fly solo.
What is a team most afraid of? It is not the strength of the strength, but whether it is united and united! This is also the real reason why the saying is popular, not afraid of an opponent like a god, but afraid of an opponent like a pig.
"Look, there seems to be an auspicious cloud on that side?"
"What's the situation? Could it be that a catastrophe is coming?"
"Damn, I knew this earlier, why did Lao Tzu come?"
"Lean ......"
The eyes of those people were fixed on the scene in front of them, but they did not notice the slightest abnormality.
"Did I just get dazzled?"
"Impossible, I just saw something unusual?"
"What's going on? Could it be that all of us have been caught in psychedelics?"
"Damn ......"
Just when everyone was suspicious, a woman's singing voice came from a distance, very crisp and tender, very heartfelt, very warm.
"Damn, it's fine. Seeing this scene, the sword slave couldn't help screaming, "That thing turned out to be a man dressed as a woman, and Nima was cute." ”
"It's kind of interesting. Zhu Ba smiled faintly and only said four words.
The singing came from far and near, and immediately after, everyone saw that moving shadow and couldn't help but drool.
In such a desperate situation, their hearts are very empty, especially when great calamity can come at any time. At this time, their psychology is that they can enjoy one breath and one breath. After all, Nima, time is of the essence. Life is gone, what is Nima pretending to be, pretending to be noble?
"You stop me!" Seeing this, the egg snorted coldly, and the words were thrown out like a huge mountain.
"Oops!" the woman groaned, and then her feet softened, and she almost fell to the ground, which frightened those who saw this scene, and they wanted to step forward to help, but after seeing the faces of the eggs and others, they retreated.
"Who are you?" the egg asked.
"The slave family is a woman. The woman replied lightly. The voice is full of tenderness and lingering, and people are fascinated by it.
This voice alone had already made seven or eight members of the Demon Punishment Alliance wonder why, and they began to think about it, and even began to be obscene.
After a breath, the half-masked woman actually came to the crowd, kept throwing flattering eyes, and took the initiative to throw hugs to everyone, so that everyone who had the opportunity to get close to Fang Ze had an undercurrent.
"Damn, this product can be!" Seeing this scene, Zhu Ba, who was standing behind Baiyun, sighed.
"Hmph!" the sword slave snorted coldly, looking disapproving.
"Sword slave, tell me, if you don't let you use the sword, how will you deal with them?" Hearing Zhu Ba's words, the sword slave was stunned for a moment.
The sword slave was born for the sword, if he is not allowed to use the sword, then what is the point of living?
However, even if Nima dies, he must die on the sword.
That's right, that's the thinking of the sword slave.
The sword slave stared at the scene under the clouds, his eyes flashed, and he was about to force his shot, he wanted to let this pig eight see his strength.
However, before he could make a move, Zhu Ba had already stopped him.
"Sword slave, impulse is the devil, do you want to be a devil?" said Zhu Ba coldly.
When the sword slave heard this, he was slightly stunned, and then shook his head, "I don't want to, but that thing is simply a loser, and it's too embarrassing for a man's dignity." ”
In the world of sword slaves, no matter what is solved, it must be done by force, because only by force can this sword come in handy.
Without a sword, the sword slave would have no meaning of existence. It's like petals can't do without branches.
"Okay, okay, let's watch it first, and then express my feelings after reading it. If you are really unconvinced, or if you have any unhappiness in your heart, then you will write angrily for a while, write an article about your afterthoughts, and write your grievances and unhappiness in it. ”
When the sword slave heard this, he almost didn't vomit blood and died, write his feelings, Nima, what are you doing as Lao Tzu? Is it a five-year-old, oh no, a three-year-old child?
Before and after, less than five breaths, the woman appeared, which had already disrupted the rhythm of the whole team, and the egg and Totai had already seen something, and the appearance of this woman was not accidental, but deliberate.
"Look at the move. The egg saw this, and without saying a word, with a wave of one hand, an egg flew out, and the egg flew straight towards the woman like a sharp blade.
However, immediately after, a strange scene appeared.
The blade-like egg was caught directly by the masked woman, and it didn't have the slightest effect, so she ate it in one bite.
"It's good, it's just a little light, if only it had a little salt. As soon as the woman said this, several people immediately came to offer salt.
Nima, it seems that sometimes this man is cheap.
The woman didn't buy it, but stared at the egg and said coldly, "Whoever killed him, I'll accompany him tonight." ”
As soon as these words came out, a strange scene suddenly appeared.
They were originally teammates, but they began to reverse in the nest.
No one has ever been able to give a clear answer to the question of how powerful a woman is, but at this moment, a woman who covers her face completely divides a team.
"Egg, aren't you just cultivating a little bit higher? What do you have to do, damn it, I've been unhappy with you for a long time. ”
"That's right, Lao Tzu thinks the same way, damn!"
"Your second uncle, Lao Tzu has long wanted to clean you up, damn, play with eggs every day, don't you feel that your eggs should be played with?"
"Damn, every day I look like Lao Tzu's biggest appearance, you really think you're the boss, that's what we let you, if we don't let you, you're not even as good as shit. ”
When did the egg hear these remarks, before this, he had always been the core leader of the entire team, but now when he heard the words of choice, he immediately became anxious, and without saying a word, twelve eggs had appeared in the palm of his hand.
"Look for death. ”
With the words spoke, twelve eggs flew out in unison, slamming towards the throats of those men.
In the next scene, before those people could react, they had already left this world forever.
Then, like a shadow, the woman came to the egg.
It's just that after a breath, the egg realizes something, as if something is missing from itself, but what is it? It seems a little unclear......
"Damn, this kid can, it seems that Lao Tzu is not mistaken. Seeing this scene, Zhu Ba couldn't help laughing.
"What are you laughing at? This thing is probably going to be finished, and this play should be over. The sword slave said coldly.
"In my opinion, the play has just begun. "Zhu Ba Yi knows Gao Quan's appearance very well.
That's right, that woman is played by Gao Quan. At this time, except for those few people, the rest of the people, their storage bags, were all stolen by Gao Quan.
What is a thief, this is a thief. They can steal their most precious things in an instant.
If not, what kind of thief is !! "slut." Seeing this, I couldn't help but shoot too.
However, as soon as he made a move, his teammates rushed straight towards him like a death squad.
Cutting constantly, the reason is still chaotic, in a breath, this wound without a trace made up his mind, rather than keep them have two hearts, it is better to get rid of them quickly, a fire knife flew out, and suddenly a sea of fire appeared, burning all those who have two hearts, or those teammates who have two hearts in the future, to death.
"It's so ruthless. Seeing this scene, Zhu Ba couldn't help but shake his head.
The sword slave was silent, he was thinking about a question, when will this Gao Quan hang up?
"Damn, yes, you can be so cruel to your own brother. Damn, then I'll teach you a lesson for them. "My goal has been achieved, so there is no need for this Gao Quan to pretend anymore, after all, it is very difficult and difficult for a good man to pretend to be a woman.
"What, do you think you still have a chance to win now?" Gao Quan smiled coldly, and as soon as his body retreated, he was already ten zhang away.
Hurt without a trace knew that he was deceived, but he couldn't say it, he couldn't slap himself in the face, in that case, it would be too stupid.
"Look at the move. So the wound struck again.
It's just that this time he made a move, and the speed of the injury was extremely fast, looking at that posture, he wanted to solve the problem in an instant and save face for himself, but would this Gao Quan agree with him?
"I'll take your uncle's shoulder. Gao Quan sacrificed eighteen magic weapons in storage bags in a row, although this level is not very high, but the number is very large, and suddenly, let the wound without a trace work for seven and a half breaths.
"Oh yes. "Wound without a trace is even more angry. Attacking again, this move was even more ruthless and domineering than before, but the woman had disappeared, as if she had fled in an instant.
Eggs, Wound Traceless, and Totai and the others were searching for the woman's whereabouts at this time, and then a figure appeared.
That figure, they are so familiar that they can even see it in their dreams.
"It turned out to be Pig Eight. ”
"Damn, it's him. ”
"If he dares to show up, isn't he afraid of death?"
"Damn, kill him for Lao Tzu. ”
"Destroy him. ”
"What are you waiting for? Have you forgotten our oath?"
Although this was said, a problem soon arose.
That is, what about your teammates?
Eggs and Totai, as well as the wound without a trace, can't help but regret it, damn it, why are their teammates dead?
Damn, now Lao Tzu finally understands, it turns out that this is a plan, damn it, Lao Tzu is so brainless, he cut off his right hand with his own hands,,,,......
Eggs regret.
Totai regretted it.
Hurt without a trace and regret it even more.
However, is there a regret pill in this world?