001 Mutton fat white jade
The heat wave is like a tide, with heaven and earth as a cage, steaming the desire of the people.
Just as the sturdy road was about to melt in the sun, the roar of cars was heard in the distance, waking up Chiri, who was hiding under the leaves to sleep.
Hot, hot, know and start chirping frantically, venting their frustration.
Yang Xiaosheng on the co-pilot pulled out a pair of big sunglasses out of nowhere and put them on his face, blocking the half-pulled face, originally he planned to take a nap with the light, but the driving skills of the demon really didn't dare to compliment, and he drew an abstract and stretching curve on the straight and wide road, so he really didn't dare to sleep.
The tricolor leader was calm, the back seat was very spacious, he put his hands behind his head and lay down, not knowing what he was thinking.
"Our car is obviously drinking gasoline, but why do I think it's like a cow just drinking a hundred catties of aged liquor?" Yang Xiaosheng smiled bitterly.
"The two of us have traveled thousands of miles to accompany you to find your friend named Youzhu, so you can be content. The demon gritted her teeth, her forehead was covered with dense fine sweat, and because her arms were too short, she could only squat on the seat, and almost the whole person was lying on the steering wheel.
The car twisted its ass under her control, slanting and unusually cheerful.
At the mention of Youzhu, Yang Xiaosheng's brows couldn't help frowning.
After Yang Xiaosheng rushed into the screen that day, he didn't see anyone, only a box the size of a Rubik's cube, and the voice and the figure on the screen were all made by it.
"This year, you're the first person to storm the screen and discover the truth. A middle-aged man's bright laugh came from the box, "But you're scaring my audience." ”
Yang Xiaosheng was so anxious that his forehead was so anxious that he could see sweat, and he couldn't wait to know the situation of Youzhu immediately, he threw the oolong whip in his hand to the ground, and it suddenly turned into billowing black smoke, enveloping the entire small building, and then rolled around outside the small building, and finally re-condensed and turned back into a long whip and flew back into Yang Xiaosheng's hand.
The crowd fell asleep on the ground.
"It is worthy of being a little bee who picks flowers, and with this smoke change in his hand, it is enough to steal incense and jade. The middle-aged man laughed.
"You seem to know everything, then quickly tell me more about the Iron Lock Trap. Yang Xiaosheng didn't bother to defend and didn't care, he only cared about Youzhu's affairs now.
"No, no. I can guess the person behind you with a golden mask and extraordinary bearing, but I don't know who this little girl is who is making a face at my camera. The middle-aged man laughed.
"I don't care about anything else, I just want you to go through the details of the Iron Lock Trap, otherwise. Yang Xiaosheng snorted coldly, and the oolong whip rolled up in the air, and cracked a cannon.
"How else? Or can you crawl over to me along the wireless?" the middle-aged man laughed.
Yang Xiaosheng sneered, flicked the oolong whip, and whipped it on the chair next to him, and the chair suddenly turned into powder: "Since I can't find you, then I'll take the screens, tables, and chairs here to vent my anger, and all of them will be smashed." And this building was also demolished. ”
The long whip was rolled again, and a big hole was suddenly broken in the center of the screen.
"Young man, don't be so angry. The middle-aged man sighed, "Drink some green tea to reduce irritability." ”
A thin tube slowly rose from the bottom of the small table next to it and began to fill the teapot placed on the table.
"It cost me a lot of money to decorate this small building. The middle-aged man smiled, "I still expect it to earn me pension money, but I can't let your stunned young man ruin it." ”
"I think you can probably see that my 'Four Uniques' branch is just a gossip media in the rivers and lakes, satisfying the appetite of those young people who want to break into the rivers and lakes, and coaxing some money. ”
"As for the news of the iron lock trapping demon, I also spent a lot of money to buy it from the black silk army informant, but in fact, the information I got was only one sentence: 'Eight hundred miles deep in the desert, a girl in black is trapped'. ”
Yang Xiaosheng was stunned.
The middle-aged man laughed: "News news, how can there be no reason not to process? Not to mention the gossip news of the rivers and lakes? And although this is short, the meaning is profound." ”
"How can someone who needs to be dealt with by the Black Silk Army be a person with mediocre martial arts?"
"The reason why she had to be trapped in the depths of the desert was naturally because of the heinous crimes she had committed. ”
"As for her beautiful appearance, it's because everyone is interested in beautiful women, if I say that she is an ugly and old woman, do you think these young people will still like to listen to it? "Are you willing to pay to listen to it?" the middle-aged man laughed.
Yang Xiaosheng thought for a while, and then said, "You seem to have guessed that we would come here?"
"You're wrong. The middle-aged man smiled, "The 'Four Uniques' branches are all over the place, and all the branches are telling the story of changing hands, offering bounties, and trapping demons with iron locks. It's not that we're targeting you, it's just that you've just happened to have intruded into our territory. ”
"Last question, which desert do you mean by desert?"
"According to my speculation, it should be the Hahaha Desert on the border between the northern region and the eastern region, which is the closest to the headquarters of the Black Silk Army. ”
"What desert?"
"Sanha Desert. But I like to call it the Hahaha Desert. Don't you think that's a bit of a joke?" the middle-aged man laughed.
The three of them left the small building, bought a second-hand car, and went to the Haha desert.
"I'm not sure if it's a young bamboo, but I'm afraid that if it is, I have to go and see it to rest assured. Yang Xiaosheng twisted his buttocks, separated his butt from the seat for a few seconds, and dissipated the heat, "You guys are really righteous, accompany me to such a hot place." ”
"I'm not righteous, I'm just bored, go and have some fun!" shouted the demon, staring excitedly at the road ahead, as if she were riding a war horse.
"I just didn't recover because of my strength. The Tricolor Alliance Lord said coldly.
"Anyway, I still have to thank you, it's better than me going on the road alone. Yang Xiaosheng put his hands behind his head and put his legs up in front of the car, "It's too boring and lonely to go on the road alone." ”
"It's strange that you don't see any vehicles passing along the way. Yang Xiaosheng said.
"Also," Yang Xiaosheng didn't wait for the two of them to speak, and then he took his own words, "Go to the desert in summer and the North Pole in winter, of course there won't be too many people who do such stupid things." ”
On such a hot day, everyone can't wait to soak in the water.
Unbeknownst to him, as soon as he finished speaking, he heard a screeching sound of sudden braking in front of him.
There were still people running in the same direction as them, in the direction of the desert that could roast the dead.
"Drama demon, you have to be slow, there may be a traffic accident ahead. Yang Xiaosheng said.
"Don't worry. The drama demon gritted his teeth and said excitedly, but the accelerator under his feet stepped more fiercely, and the whole car was like a wild horse that had taken off the reins, rushing forward crookedly.
"Brother ahead, you have to be careful, I hope you get as far away from the middle of the road as possible, so that you can be safe. Yang Xiaosheng clutched the handrail on the top of his head on the right side and muttered.
The weather was hotter, and even the air in the sky and the earth was almost burning, and it was more silent, but the roar of the car in front of it was heard more and more clearly.
Sure enough, it didn't take long for a man to appear on the side of the road, and a jeep that was still roaring on its side.
The man stood motionless in the scorching sun, letting the blazing sun and heat envelop his body, and did not hide under the shade of the trees.
She wears a gray long coat and trousers, and even a pair of gloves, as if the world she lives in is not a hot summer, but a cold winter.
The car approached, and Yang Xiaosheng finally saw her face. Her face was also as white as the snow in winter. The willow leaves have curved eyebrows and big watery eyes, which are reminiscent of the classical beauty who supports the wind and weak willows in the picture of a lady.
This is the most oriental aesthetic face Yang Xiaosheng has ever seen, and the chest is towering, the buttocks have flesh, and it is already a ripe peach.
Yang Xiaosheng was in a very happy mood, and after the demon stopped the car, he pushed the door and got off the lane: "Need help?"
In this kind of no-man's land where few cars pass by a day, near this desert that can heat people to death, Yang Xiaosheng really can't think of a reason for the other party's refusal.
Who knew that the classical beauty was still standing motionless, staring at the overturned car, as if she didn't know that there was another person next to her.
"Is there anyone else in the car?" Yang Xiaosheng wondered, leaning his head into the car.
Suddenly, a short stick of mutton fat jade slipped out along the cuffs of the classical beauty and hit Yang Xiaosheng's head head-on.
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