Chapter 187: Heavenly Court's Conspiracy (I)
Outside the Black Dragon Cave, Zhu Bajie raked towards the Black Dragon Daoist, and the Black Dragon Daoist hid in the cave with a flick back, and Zhu Bajie's rake was on the gate of the Black Dragon Cave. The pen fun pavilion www.biquge.info didn't know what the gate of the Black Dragon Cave was made of, and this rake went down, Zhu Bajie not only didn't break the gate of others, but bounced himself away.
With a plop, Zhu Bajie hit a stone, the nine-toothed nail rake in his hand was loosened, and Zhu Bajie said in a daze: "Senior Brother Monkey, I, I can't do it, you, you must rescue the master......"
After Zhu Bajie finished speaking, he lowered his head and fainted.
Zuo Fengchen walked to Zhu Bajie's side, he pushed Zhu Bajie, but Zhu Bajie really didn't react.
"Get up, get up, don't pretend. ”
After Zuo Fengchen finished speaking, Zhu Bajie was still motionless, Zuo Fengchen went up and kicked again, and shouted: "Bajie, get up for me, otherwise don't blame me for doing it?"
Zhu Bajie is still lying under the stone and not moving, Zuo Fengchen has really served the two brothers, one is lazy, and the other is lazy!
Seeing that Zhu Bajie did not move, Zuo Fengchen took out the golden hoop stick from his ear and said: "Don't worry, I can make such a big hole in your pig's belly with such a light pestle, and then I will pull out your intestines and wrap them around your neck, just like that, ah, from now on you will finally be free." ”
After Zuo Fengchen finished speaking, he picked up the stick and smashed it towards Zhu Bajie's stomach, if these tens of thousands of pounds of sticks were smashed on Bajie's body, he would not be smashed to death!
Seeing that the stick flew towards Zhu Bajie's stomach like lightning, Zhu Bajie suddenly woke up, he looked at Zuo Fengchen and said, "Senior Brother Monkey, Senior Brother Monkey, what happened? What happened? Ah, why am I lying here? Master?"
Zuo Fengchen put away the stick and said: "Fortunately, your wit saved you, and if you are a second late, your stomach will be pierced, get up, don't get up quickly and slam the door for me!"
After Zuo Fengchen finished shouting, Zhu Bajie said sullenly: "Dead monkey, sure enough, it's still the senior brother, the senior brother is on his own in trouble, you are good, the credit for the trouble is yours, and the cannon fodder is mine." ”
Zuo Fengchen waved the stick, and the stick whirled.
"Dead fat pig, what are you underestimating?
Although he is not the Monkey King, but today he joined this experience-learning team, Zuo Fengchen must manage the lazy discipline of the team well, he must live up to expectations, he must adhere to unified leadership, adhere to one goal and two principles, adhere to unity and mutual assistance, insist that the team is his home, and love the organization to love the team.
Sooner or later, one day, Sun Wukong will be forgotten by the people of the world, and at that time people will worship a new hero, that's right, that is, the aspiring young man running in the sunset - the six-eared macaque Zuo Fengchen!
Alas, although I still feel that this setting is easy to rub, although I still feel that only Sun Wukong is really tall, alas, everything is fate, if God gives him another chance, he will definitely choose not to touch that damn foreign monster system, otherwise, he will not be reduced to a false sage......
Zhu Bajie was carrying a nine-toothed nail rake, he couldn't be lazy this time, because Zuo Fengchen was blocking him with a stick in the back! Zhu Bajie waved the rake and smashed it on the door of the Black Dragon Cave, and the door of the Black Dragon Cave was dug out with a click.
Zuo Fengchen motioned to Zhu Bajie to continue smashing, and Zhu Bajie smashed the door of the Black Dragon Cave open with three strokes and five divisions. Seeing that the door of the cave was smashed open, the black dragon Taoist in the cave rushed out with the black dragon sword in his hand, and sure enough, he also led a dog in his hand!
"I'll rub it, Brother Monkey, he really has a dog!"
After Zhu Bajie finished speaking, he ran back, Zuo Fengchen waved his stick and blocked the door of the Black Dragon Cave and said: "It's just right to have a dog, and you will kill it and eat meat at night!"
As soon as he said eating meat, Zhu Bajie shouted: "Okay, good, I haven't opened meat for a long time, wait, Senior Brother Monkey, don't you eat bananas? Why do you still eat meat?"
Zhu Bajie shouted, and the Black Dragon Daoist over there scolded and ran over: "You two monsters, you will smash the door if you don't agree with each other, you can bargain if you don't buy it if it's too expensive, Tong Suo has no conscience to deceive, why do you come up and slam the door?"
Zuo Fengchen pointed at the Black Dragon Daoist and said, "Hmph, you dare to arrest our master to eat meat, we have smashed your door, and now we want your life!"
After Zuo Fengchen finished speaking, he was about to make a move, and the black dragon Daoist shouted: "Hmph, you say that your master is your master? How do I know if what you said is true? I see if he agrees when you shout? I see that you are jealous that I have Tang monk meat, and you want to deliberately eat it yourself!"
After the Taoist priest finished speaking, Zhu Bajie shouted into the cave: "Master, are you dead?
After Bajie shouted, Zuo Fengchen knocked on his head and said: "Bajie, what are you talking nonsense? How will the master answer if he dies? Tell you not to destroy each other outside in the future, after all, our contradiction is a contradiction within the people, do you know?"
Bajie snorted, and Tang Seng's cry for help came from the cave over there: "Hey, is it Bajie? I'm the master, I'm not dead, don't break up first, come and save me, I'm about to be steamed!"
After Tang Seng finished speaking, Zuo Fengchen looked at the Black Dragon Daoist, and the Black Dragon Daoist said with an embarrassed face: "That, that's not good! I washed it so cleanly, at least I have to give me the money for the bath!"
As soon as the Black Dragon Daoist stretched out his hand and asked for money, Zhu Bajie carried the rake and scolded: "If you don't want money, you want to die, hmph, you are willing to rub it yourself, what does it have to do with us!"
The Black Dragon Daoist had a black face, and as soon as he let go, the dog beside him bit at Zhu Bajie like an arrow.
Seeing a mad dog biting him, Zhu Bajie ran away.
"There's a kind of letting a dog bite a monkey, what are you doing biting me!"
Zhu Bajie scolded while running, and only Zuo Fengchen and Black Dragon Daoren were left in the cave over there. Zuo Fengchen took the stick and said to the Black Dragon Daoist, "You want to return to the Abyss Realm to earn money, right?"
"How do you know?"
After the Black Dragon Daoist finished speaking, Zuo Fengchen laughed: "Don't you recognize me when I change my appearance?
This man really has a will, he roared that he would come back when he was beaten away, and now he is really working hard to earn money to buy a ticket back.
"It's you? You're the dead monkey of Qingyun Mountain? It's really hard to find a place to break through the iron shoes, and it doesn't take much effort to get there! I'm still thinking about going back to you to take revenge, and you're running to me!"
After the Black Dragon Daoist finished speaking, he drew out the Black Dragon Sword and pointed at Zuo Fengchen. Zuo Fengchen loosened his shoulders and said, "I didn't come to you either, the Abyss Realm was blown up by the Heavenly Demon Lord, and I can only come here." Also, for the sake of being a fellow in the Abyss Realm, it is a conspiracy to catch Tang Seng, you must not have anything to do with him, the monsters with a background have been taken away, and the monsters without a background have been killed, do you know!"
"Nonsense! Hmph, don't try to lie to me that the abyss realm is gone, I met the fairy, he told me that as long as I save enough two hundred and five yuan, he will send me back to the abyss realm, hum, he also told me that as long as I catch Tang Seng, I can sell it directly for two hundred and five, and then I can still go back to my Fengqi Town to find the little fox fairy to be happy, who wants to be in this place where birds don't shit, ahhh
Before the Black Dragon Daoist finished speaking, a crow flew through the sky, and it slammed a bubble of on the Black Dragon Daoist's face. (To be continued.) )