Chapter 13 I'll give you some extra money this time!
When the three of them returned to the inn in Cuding, it was already nightfall.
arranged a place for Tian Yan to live, seeing that it was getting late, and there was a beautiful and moving young girl in the room, just suitable for doing some bad things, so the two perverts, one big and one small, were full of excitement, and their hearts began to move......
Well, stay and work on tomorrow night's plan of action.
Ji Bu had obviously prepared for the goal this time, and he also knew a lot about the strength of Liu Wu's men.
"Liu Wu, Songhai is one of the rich and unkind gentry, secretly colluding with the Beishan bandits, oh, that gang of bandits was already served by me a month ago......"
Ji Bu said it lightly, and quietly glanced at the two of them......
None of their eyes moved, still as calm as water, and the other was holding a big bowl of soup and drinking it......
The corners of his mouth twitched twice, and he continued helplessly: "...... This person looted the people's fat and ointment, had countless wives and concubines, but he was as timid as a mouse, greedy and lustful as life, so he was often accompanied by eighteen or nineteen good men to protect his safety...... Moreover, the banquet invited by Haiyue Xiaozhu this time is not a good type, and there are many outlaws under him, and it is bound to be a master at that time, and it is not easy to take the jade from him......"
Ji Bu took a sip of tea and said it as if it was very solemn, but he didn't take it to heart at all.
Xiao Qi finally put down the big bowl in his hand, and said casually when he heard the words: "Then why don't you do it secretly?" You have to release bullshit news first, so that people can be on guard, and then pick and choose to steal treasures when other gangs meet...... As a giant thief who should be turning clouds and rain in the dark, you guy is arrogant to this extent, tsk, I blush for you......"
Ji Bu's forehead was bruised, and the hand serving the tea shook, and he endured it again and again before bringing it to his mouth......
Tian Yan also glanced at him at this time, and said calmly: "It's really unnecessary. ”
"Poof"
After drinking half a cup of tea, it sprayed out, and Ji Bu pointed to the two who were "embarrassed" and speechless.
"However, who made you already my little brother, and this little matter is settled for you...... Sister Yan, you go!"
“......”
Ji Bu listened to this guy's extremely fluent sister and eldest sister, hot no, it seems that he has really known each other for a long time, just like his sister and brother, he has a further understanding of his temperament, just ask: Looking at this situation, who would have thought that these two people have not spoken ten words until now?
The word "sister" is really cheap and scumbag shouted out of the mouth of a cheap person like Xiaoqi......
Tian Yan also had a deep understanding, so his expression did not change......
She took a sip of tea, and didn't think much about this level of petty fighting:
"Haiyue Xiaozhu, its scenery, dishes Qilu is famous, is the first choice of the official eunuch and the nobles to feast. Since Liu Wu is the host of this banquet, he will definitely go there to prepare first, even if he entrusts others to do it, he must welcome the guests first. Then, the period before the arrival of the host is obviously the best time. As for the guards around him, they either attacked the east and west, or diverted the tiger from the mountain, or caused an accident and fished in troubled waters...... These are all good ways to do it. ”
In a short period of time, the timing and approximate method of starting were blurted out......
It's not difficult to think of this, but to be able to do it to this extent in a moment, Ji Bu feels inferior.
Xiao Qi tilted his head and thought about it along her train of thought, and one after another yin damage ideas came to mind: "It's too hard to make a sound and move the tiger away from the mountain, I still like to fish in troubled waters...... We can scatter a few fires, like a firewood room, kitchen, etc., well, it's best to light the entire Haiyue Xiaozhu where it can be pointed!
After speaking, Xiao Qi looked proud, and Ji Bu looked at him with a confused expression......
It's so dark!
How did you come up with this head, and you gave it all points......
Before robbing the rich and helping the poor, did you think about killing you first, how do you feel that you are more harmful than those guys?
Ji Bu opened his mouth wide, and only hesitated for a while: "We're just going to steal, not rob......"
Xiao Qi pursed his lips and looked angry:
Isn't this just taking advantage of the chaos and "stealing" from him...... If it's really easier to rob, the master will rush in and kill them all, it's not that what you said is too rude and untechnical......"
Ji Bu looked at him unblinkingly, a little confused......
"Maybe we can do the same, first pretend to be Liu Wu's subordinates and loot all the people he invited! Since the status of these people has reached the level of needing Liu Wu's banquet, they must be either rich or expensive, then they will definitely get angry and don't give face, and if they want to make trouble with Liu Wu, the two parties will inevitably quarrel, let's take advantage of the chaos to empty Liu Wu's warehouse! and then leave a mark to blame those guests, hahaha, and then ......"
Xiao Qi is still chattering, looking like a young talent with a pearl of wisdom in his hands......
In fact, from the moment he heard "all the looting", Ji Bu began to be confused, and this strategy ...... What the hell is such a black heart? Is this guy really only nine years old?
I'll it!
looked at Tian Yan dumbfounded, and found that the female Guan Zhong could no longer maintain a calm appearance at this time, Qiushui's long eyes were quietly looking at the young man with a lotus tongue and endless vicious tricks...... Ji Bu's heart is even more tired, what's the matter?
If these two join forces......
Jibu was silent for a while, and began to observe a moment of silence for the wealthy businessmen across the country......
"How's it going? Will my plan work?"
The female steward nodded immediately, it seems that she wants to agree?!
Ji Bu couldn't help it: "Actually, there is something simpler, we can start from his "lustful". ”
Xiao Qi frowned and said, "Then what should I do? and give him a beautiful woman to send to? You are really used to him!"
Alas, forget it.
Our brains are not on the same line at all......
Jib gave up on letting him guess his own plan, because it would be pointless!
He said in a low voice: "I can disguise myself as a woman, and with this, it is really easy to steal the jade on his body, so your tricks are still ......."
"Eh, why do you ...... when you have a way?"
"I'm just curious about your approach...... Now, I regret listening to ......"
Ji Bu's face was vicissitudes, speechless...... Ceiling.
Tian Yan couldn't help but bend the corners of his mouth, revealing a faint smile, like a glass of sake that made people intoxicated.
In less than fifty breaths, Ji Bu changed into women's clothes and came out......
She...... cough, wrong, his appearance, let's put it this way, if Xiao Qi didn't know that Ya is a real male animal, and his gender is male and female, he may not be able to control it if he has seen a big scene......
"You, you...... You're here, you're ......"
Xiao Qi's hands trembled like epilepsy, Ji Bu was very satisfied with his reaction, and when he was about to be proud, he listened to Xiao Qi......
"Say, did you sinister guy take advantage of the crowd of women with this look?!Ah!! admit it honestly! Did you touch your hands casually, massage or something? Maybe you even 'bathed' together......
"Hey, you don't ......"
Xiao Qi rushed up and grabbed him by the collar: "Woo woo...... How many enviable things have you done!!"
Tian Yan: "......"
Jibu: "......"
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With a plan, the two of them didn't stay in Tian Yan's room for long, after all, they needed to rest after a busy day.
Within a day, I met two famous big people, Xiao Qi did not change in the slightest, still had no heart and lungs, and went straight to the house in the three provinces with a snowball, not even paying attention to the shouts of Ku Ding, looking for a bed when he entered the house, and fell asleep on the couch......
Ji Bu returned to the room, looking at the golden peony with a missing petal and smiling easily, especially thinking of Xiao Qi's inexplicable rampage at the end, it was even more ridiculous, he slowly restrained his smile, quieted down, and recalled the hours of acquaintance, this young man who was only nine years old gave him a strong premonition: his appearance will bring about some kind of strange change, not necessarily bloody, but destined not to be ordinary......
In the silent room, only Tian Yan was left looking at the candlelight on the table and was completely sleepless, but this time it was different from the previous illnesses and difficulty in sleeping, she was thinking and recalling the strange experience of these few hours since she regained consciousness.
The golden thief Ji Bu, the strange young man with a poisonous tongue and a bad stomach, a very strange but very coordinated combination, in just a few hours, brought her a different sense of ease far better than in the past.
"Lady Butler...... Female Butler's Accountant ...... Hehe......"
She whispered these two mismatched terms, and a pleasant chuckle that was a rare luxury for all echoed through the room, and the famous female thinker fell asleep with a faint smile.
Early the next morning, Xiao Qi was woken up by Ding Fatzi's loud voice.
"Xiao Qi! that's the case, I see that your qualifications are barely okay, and I ask you if you want to learn my [Ox Solving Knife Technique]?
Ku Ding ignored the strange gazes of the students, and said a big voice to Xiao Qi's ears.
Xiao Qi picked his ears and turned over: "Aha...... Do you want to apprentice?"
"Of course it'......"
"If you want to apprentice, forget it......"
"You, I, You......"
Ku Ding was stunned on the spot, when he said that he worshiped me as a teacher, he didn't even learn the coveted knife technique before, I Ding Fat Man made you very ashamed to be your master? Lao Ding was very devastated......
Xiao Qi yawned, the plot when Ding Ding cried and shouted to teach Jing Tianming was very funny, he remembered it very clearly, of course, the main reason was not this, at the moment his internal strength is still a big shortcoming, and he can't mess too deeply with the Mo family, a school that has been nailed with the label of "anti-Qin", they are not like Confucianism wrapped in a "neutral" skin...... Those guys are people who have the halo of the protagonist, not to mention anything else, and the group of people who have lost their internal strength can leave under the Star Soul, the Great Commander, the Young Commander and the thousands of Golden Fire Cavalry, "a lot, safe and sound", just this luck of hanging the sky, used to buy the lottery ticket and the jackpot......
"If you want me to say that you can sell it to me, I'll give you some money this time, I have a hundred taels now~"
Kuding: "......"
Kaede sir: There's something to do, it's too late...... Do you think I don't have anything serious, hehehe...... How is that possible...... Next update, as much as possible.