Chapter 18: The Monkey's Comedy
What Xiongba thought in his heart can be described as a pun, one is that he ordered the assassination of Nie Feng, and the other is that he did not do well back then, which caused Huo Jiazhuang to not be completely destroyed, resulting in the assassination of the Huo family today, they really deserve to die.
However, was it as he expected?
Nie Feng, Ma Ying, bats, and the three of them spent nearly a month to arrive at the Leshan Giant Buddha, looking at the Leshan Giant Buddha facing the sea in front of him, Nie Feng remembered what happened seven years ago. At that time, the king of Nie came to find the decisive battle of the broken waves, and he took the knife with the broken waves, and met the six great Kou of Leshan to seek revenge, and later Qin Shuang and Bu Jingyun brought people here to seize their father's snow drinking knife and the broken wave of his father's Huolin sword, and they were captured by chance, so there were those things that followed.
When they came to the Lingyun Cave that Qin Shuang explained to Xiongba, they saw that there were two clothed mounds in front of the entrance of the cave, one was written on the tomb of the king of the Nie people of the Northern Drinking Madness, and the other was written on the tomb of the head of the Nanlin sword, Nie Feng lost his mind, at this time Ma Ying picked up a bottle of water and handed it to Nie Feng, and said to him: "Hall master, I am also thirsty all the way, drink saliva to quench my thirst!"
"Thank you. Nie Feng came back to his senses and thanked him, then took the water bag and took a sip.
"Hall Master, let's explore the way first, and then you come in!" said the bat, and Ma Ying did the same.
Nie Feng glanced at the tomb of King Nie Ren, then nodded and agreed, "Okay! I'll be there later, you guys be careful." ”
"Thank you for your concern. The two of them thanked them in return, turned around and took out the torches they had prepared, lit the fire, and went inside.
Now is not the time to flood the Buddha's knees, and it is a complete fool's dream for them to find the sleeping fire unicorn.
Outside, Nie Feng looked at the two tombstones, his heart was very uncomfortable, and he said secretly: "If Father and Uncle Duan hadn't insisted on separating the winners and losers, they would have fought a martial arts battle every year, and they would not have happened to encounter a fierce beast like the Fire Qilin, so they would have died in the sea." Alas, the time is also, the fate is also!"
But after a while, he suddenly felt unwell, and his stomach was even more tumbling, Nie Feng thought that this was poisoning, and the next second he vomited bitterness and fell to the ground in pain. Suddenly, two people came out of the cave, it was Ma Ying and Baat who entered the cave to survey the terrain, they had a cruel smile on their faces and their eyes were not good.
In this regard, Nie Feng didn't understand why these two slaves would poison him?
"The water is poisonous! Ma Ying, why did you poison it?" Nie Feng really couldn't say it anymore, and he was still using his luck to force poison at the moment.
The man is about to die, so that he can die clearly, Ma Ying laughed and said: "Please don't blame us for the Wind Hall Master, everything our brother has done today is just acting on the orders of the Cloud Hall Master." When you joined forces with the Cloud Hall Lord to fight the Frost Hall Master, and were finally defeated, the Cloud Hall Lord thought that you had not done your best to help, so he secretly ordered us to deal with you. As long as we take your head and go back to the Cloud Hall Master, he will eradicate the Feiyun Hall Deputy Hall Master's coldness and let me replace him, instead of being a lackey by your side. ”
"Wind Hall Master, now that you have been hit by the colorless and tasteless Three Absolute Transformation Skill Disperse specially made by our World Society, not only has the Three Absolute Transformation Powers been immediately dispersed, but it only takes three snaps of your fingers (three minutes) to attack the Three Absolute Poisons together, and you are also at the end of your rope. Thinking back to the time when he dealt with Huojiazhuang in the south of the Yangtze River, the first time he used the Three Absolute Transformation Gong San, he made great contributions, and since then, he has tried and tried many times, killing people like slaughtering pigs and dogs, and he is very happy!
What are the Three Uniques?
Among the three absolutes, the first is that the whole body is weak and weak, and it is difficult to move, the second is that the meridians are blocked for a quarter of an hour (fifteen minutes), resulting in poor luck, and the third is that the weak internal force will suddenly be unable to hold on, and immediately fall unconscious.
Hearing such a fierce inside information, Nie Feng looked incredulous, and muttered: "Impossible! Absolutely impossible! Senior Brother Yun is such a vicious and despicable villain, you must have been instructed by someone to frame Senior Brother Yun, it must be like this!"
He and Bu Jingyun were trained by Qin Shuang for five days, and the tacit understanding between the two increased day by day in order to practice the combined stunt, like brothers. And on the day of the battle against Qin Shuang, with Qin Shuang's strength, he also tried his best to make a move, and Bu Jingyun also knew it, but he was still defeated, and he couldn't blame anyone. Therefore, Ma Ying and the bat did such a thing and explained it like that, and Nie Feng combined with Bu Jingyun's arrogant character, he would rather do it himself than fake it to others, so he didn't believe that Bu Jingyun would find someone to deal with him.
When the bat on the side saw that the 'matter' was done, he couldn't wait to start, and said to Ma Ying: "Big brother, why are you talking so much nonsense with him! Hurry up and take his dog's life, and after going back to hand over the errand, our brothers will be able to enjoy the glory and wealth." ”
As soon as he said that, he wanted to kill Nie Feng.
Let's look back at Qin Shuang's side to go to Wushuang City in advance, and finally set off. He took the ugly girl Qiuyue and went down the mountain to Tianyin City, which was as prosperous as the capital, and bought a lot of dry food and two good horses, and Qin Shuang and the ugly girl Qiuyue rushed to Wushuang City non-stop.
Speaking of the Wushuang City located in the Hongshi Gorge Pass, one of the north-south trade routes, or a strategic place, sitting on this city, to the north can overlook the 36 states of Yandi and the desert Silk Road, the legend of the Sword Sect hidden in the snow mountains thousands of miles away from the west, the general people do not know the existence of the Sword Sect, and then it is the dragon's tail of the first mountain customs in the world. Nanzhen Central Plains Dongsheng Kyushu Wolong Land, far away near the sea is Shanhaiguan Longshou Yao against Fuyu State, to prevent the descendants of the Canglong clan from returning to the Central Plains to fight for hegemony, but this intention has long been lost in the war.
The journey from Tianyin City to Wushuang City takes more than three months for ordinary people, and it also takes more than a month for people in the rivers and lakes who do not take the usual path, however, Xiongba ordered to get Wushuang City within three months, so they don't have so much time, so Qin Shuang plans to go to Wushuang City in half a month.
A straight line to Wushuang City is a completely uninhabited land, the road is full of barren mountains and mountains, wild beasts everywhere, can only rely on the mountains to eat the mountains, rely on the water to eat water.
This can hurt the ugly girl, but Qin Shuang, as the master, doesn't feel any hardship at all.
In his previous life, as a crossing through the other world, he was very brainless in the early ten years, relying on his powerful family background, he has always offended many people and called few people, so those enemies can gather together to establish a city of nearly 10,000 people. Once he drugged and toyed with His Royal Highness the Countess, who had already given birth to two children, his power was second only to the lord of a country, so he led to the decline of a family at the level of a city lord, and was hunted down by a country and enemies, so that his heart swelled and grew up rapidly, plus he encountered dozens of adventures, and finally reached the point where no one could reach it.
Not to mention the previous life, after three days of traveling, Qin Shuang, who was already tired of eating dry food, ordered the ugly girl to pick up dry branches alone to use as firewood in this mountain wilderness, and he went to the nearby river to fish.
Speaking of which, using martial arts to catch fish is simply a breeze and saves time, just like using magic to catch fish in a previous life. Qin Shuang aimed at the opportunity, and blasted out the river with a powerful Tianshuang fist, and several big fish were knocked out of the water, and then floated down with light skills, using a fan to slap the big fish ashore, and the rest waited for Qiu Yue to pick up firewood and return.
After a while, Qiuyue came back and saw a few big fish jumping on the shore, and she didn't know why. But Qin Shuang didn't care about the three, seven, two, one, he chose a straighter branch from the firewood, grabbed the fish and stuck it straight into the fish's tail, and after making five of them, he went to the edge of the river to clean the sand on the fish and clean the fish belly, and at the same time ordered Qiuyue to make a fire and cross the thick branches for barbecue. But when he came back, he saw that the tree house looked like a pyre, and he patted his head speechlessly, and asked her to get the fish and do it herself.
After taking care of everything, Qin Shuang said to Qiu Yue: "Use your internal strength to control the fire, just grill the meat over a warm fire, don't be too hot, and also reverse the fish on the rack in a timely manner, so as not to burn it into charcoal." ”
"Oh!" Qiu Yue nodded in agreement, and then began to urge the valley to control the fire.
'Bang'
The fire burst into flames, and in an instant a fish turned into charcoal.
The corners of Qin Shuang's mouth twitched, Lao Tzu said it so clearly, and he also enlarged his moves, are you kidding Lao Tzu?
However, Qin Shuang still planned to give her a chance to grill fish, the children of the rivers and lakes should be able to eat this kind of thing, but people roast it with fire naturally, and Qin Shuang wasted internal strength to get it, and at this moment he still said to her: "You continue, don't output so much internal force at once, otherwise, this is the end." ”
"Understood. After Qiu Yue agreed, she threw away the added coke and pulled another fish from the side of the fire and put it on the barbecue.
There was no fire this time, but the fire was a little too small! There was only a little flame, are you playing with fire? Or barbecue!
Qin Shuang's eyebrows jumped, and in desperation, he could only say something and said, "Hey, you control the fire a little bigger! Do you want to bake the fish until next year on such a small fire?"
Qiu Yue sneered and said, "Hehe, I'm sorry, the slave maid will make the fire bigger." ”