Section 52
A young maid came over and said respectfully to Liu Er: Sister Liu, Miss went back to the room, let you take this person with you, she is useful.
Liu Er got up and smiled: Listen, if it weren't for my young lady's soft-heartedness, your little life would have been a matter of time!
Li Zhihua: If they don't leave, I don't dare to go down the tree.
Liu'er: Okay, I believe that your little life is worth two taels.
Liu Er walked up to the big dogs, squatted down and patted its head: Big brother, lead your brother back, this person's meat is stinky, otherwise it will hurt his stomach if he eats it.
The big dog seemed to understand what he said, barked twice, and ran away first, and the rest of the dog ran away with him.
Li Zhihua sighed, got down the tree and said: I am covered with dirt and ugly appearance, I don't dare to disturb your young lady, otherwise I can't afford to bear it.
Liu Er pursed her mouth and sneered: I can't see that you are self-aware, just with your dignity and the smell on your body, you can see my young lady, which is the blessing you cultivated in your previous life.
Li Zhihua secretly glanced at her: Your young lady's place is a place where women live, but it is not easy for me to go as a man. I am not a person in your village, but I am staying at a friend in your village for a few days, and I will leave in a few days.
Liu Er's eyes rolled: Then who is your friend in the village?
Li Zhihua: Rude and Yu Lianshui in Guizhuang are my friends.
Liu Er pulled a long voice and sneered: Oh! I said that your friend is a big man, so in this way, you are also a subordinate. Don't say that you have to leave in a few days, that is, you will die in a few years, what does it have to do with me, do you think you are handsome and chic?
Li Zhihua: The girl teased. Everyone is a subordinate, just each other!
Liu Erdeng was ashamed and angry: ...... you Good...... What a stinky thief......
Li Zhihua smiled: The stinky thief and the cheap maid are also a family. Although I stink, I am not cheap. Your young lady can smell the smell of me from so far away, and she specially asked this young lady to invite her, so it can be seen that stinky is better than cheap, you might as well change your name to stinky maid or stinky thing.
Liu Er scolded: What a pock-faced thief! Dare to scold me!(Franticly tearing at Li Zhihua.) )
When the young maid saw this, she turned her head in surprise and left.
Li Zhihua fled a few steps back, but was caught by Liu Er, and the two fought.
At the beginning, Li Zhihua could still parry and dodge, but after a while, he was out of breath, his body was numb, and he suffered a lot of punches and kicks.
At this time, four more sturdy mothers-in-law came to a corner gate on the east side. They shouted, all like wolves and tigers, and they swooped down. Within a moment, Li Zhihua was overturned.
The women pressed him to the ground, and one by one they scrambled to untie his waist and tie his wrists tightly.
Liu Er was so angry that she stepped forward and slammed her feet: a pockmarked thief, a stinky thief! I said what kind of magical powers do you have, I don't hope you are a decayed talent who has eaten a cricket!
A mother-in-law flattered: To deal with this kind of dog apprentice, why does Miss Lao Liuer touch the jade hand?
Another mother-in-law: Miss Liu'er be careful, don't flash your feet. (After that, this mother-in-law scolded and picked up her feet and stomped on Li Zhihua's back) Evil thief! Look at how hard you are!
Seeing this, the other mothers-in-law also threw up their fists and kicks.
Then there was a voice: Stop!
The crowd stopped and turned their heads to look.
A girl about twenty years old came in from the east corner gate, and although the girl had sword marks on her face, she couldn't hide her kind and beautiful appearance.
The girl approached, looked at Li Zhihua first, and then angrily said to everyone: How can you beat people casually!
A mother-in-law sneered and said: Miss Hexiang, you don't know, this man with a full face is a thief!
Hexiang: You said he was a thief, what did he steal?
Liu'er: I said Sister Hexiang. Thieves don't have to steal, when I met him, he was sneaking around in the garden, and if you don't catch him, who knows what evil he can do!
Li Zhihua endured the pain and said to Hexiang: This girl, don't believe their nonsense, I am just recuperating in this village, not a thief......
Hexiang: Whether you are a thief or not, I can't make the decision, I will go to see my young lady later, it is best to tell the truth, as long as you don't come here with bad intentions, it is nothing.
Liu Er sneered: Sister Hexiang is kind-hearted! Beware of suffering a big loss in the future!
Liu Er asked the four mothers-in-law again: Take this kid away!
Miss Lei's embroidery room.
The embroidery room is spacious and magnificent.
Lei Bijie reclined on a flower rattan sleeping chair, she was about ten years old, delicate and beautiful, and her posture seemed pretentious; on her left and right, there was a maid waving a fan for her; on the left side, there was a tall and sturdy woman.
Hexiang and Liu'er entered the room with curtains at this time.
Liu Er whispered softly to Lei Bijie: Miss, the thief who trespassed into the beast park has been obtained by me, but I didn't expect this kid to do it twice.
Lei Bijie lazily: Where is it now?
Liu'er: Just outside the door, guarded by Sister-in-law Jia.
Hexiang: Miss, I don't think that person is a thief.
Lei Bijie: Unpredictable, you know what! Bring that thief here, I want to see what kind of tanuki character it is.
Liu Er responded, and shouted outside the door: Bring the thief!
Outside the embroidery building.
Sister-in-law Jia clenched her fist and smashed Li Zhihua, and said viciously: Hurry up! When he arrived in the room, Sister-in-law Jia stomped the crook of his leg again:) Don't kneel down to see my fairy aunt!
Li Zhihua scolded: Dog mother-in-law......
Although Sister-in-law Jia was furious, she didn't dare to make a move in front of Lei Bijie's eyes.
Lei Bijie said angrily: I heard that you took a leisurely walk and were obsessed with the scenery in the garden, so you entered this hospital by mistake. I ask you, what is the scenery that fascinates you, and why don't you get fascinated by other courtyards, I don't think you are a good person...... You raise your head first.
Li Zhihua endured his anger and raised his face indifferently.
Lei Bijie's face almost changed shape, her face flashed, and sarcastically: Wow...... It is no wonder that people often say, "People are face-to-face, and they can be recognized by looking at each other." Hey, you're so ugly, don't you feel sad?......
Li Zhihua smiled indifferently: I had already said that I looked ugly just now, and I was afraid that I would startle the girl. But as the saying goes, you can't take people's appearance, you can't make friends, you can't make wine; peony flowers are so empty, and jujube flowers are small and fruitful. Although he looks ugly below, his heart is pure, why do he have sad thoughts.
Liu Er shouted angrily: The thief is bold! In front of my young lady, he should be beaten if he speaks disrespectfully!
Li Zhihua sneered: In front of the master, how can the slave and maid be worthy of interjecting? How did you young lady teach you? I don't understand the difference between master and servant, and I don't understand the etiquette of master and servant, so you should be beaten!
Liu Er was ashamed: You ...... You!......
Hexiang couldn't help but purse her lips and smile.
Liu Er was still angry, Lei Bijie flicked his hand and said: Okay, okay! What did you kid just say that the peony flower is so empty, although the jujube flower is small and fruitful, but everyone else loves the peony, but no one loves the jujube flower. I see that your belly is as weak as a drum, your speech is not smooth, your face is as yellow as a jujube flower, and you are so ugly and pitiful. Judging by your dignity, you look very much like an evil young man or a weak man who has been hungry for a long time. Hahaha......
In addition to the lotus incense, everyone in the room burst into laughter.
Li Zhihua smiled slightly: The ancients Zeng Yun, hibiscus white face, nothing more than a fleshy skeleton, glamorous red makeup, all murderous blades. Those who are beautiful and glamorous will be reduced to those who are targeted for adultery, and those who are ugly will be chastity of peace. What does it mean to be beautiful?
Lei Bijie frowned, her eyes showed murderous intentions, but she was hidden for a moment, and laughed tiredly: Poor, you kid is not convinced of ugliness, but Miss Ben has only seen it in her life. If you have such a high self-standard, why do you love to steal other people's clothes to wear?
Li Zhihua: Could it be that ugly-looking people wear silk robes and brocade to steal it? Although everyone has a love for beauty, I don't take it very seriously. As the saying goes: When people turn into ashes, there is no ugliness, and there is no rich or poor in the northern graves. Although it is extremely glamorous to makeup, it is just self-deception, pretentious, disgusting and disgusting. Miss Lei, I don't know that the place I am visiting today is the girl's kindergarten, please forgive me for being reckless, let me go back, and tomorrow I will stay away from the treasure village, and I dare not add to the girl's disgust.
Lei Bijie sneered: That's wow! (Pick up to Liu Er with a sly expression) Since people are here, they are destined. Such a character, not to be rewarded, is it a way of hospitality?
Liu Er smiled flatteringly: Miss is right.
Hexiang: This person is sick, and he is only afraid of ...... I'm afraid I can't afford to eat it......
Lei Bijie unhappily: Miss Ben is the most annoying for others to interject. I was tired from practicing just now, so Liu'er will help me reward me!(After that, he waved his hand to a few mothers-in-law.) )
Li Zhihua was ignorant, and when he saw Liu Er smiling strangely, he already knew that something was wrong, and it was too late to escape from the room.
One of the mother-in-law first approached, and swept him down with a twist of the leg, and the other two mothers-in-law pressed him tightly to the ground.
Li Zhihua: What do you want to do......? Let me go......
Liu Er took a golden silk soft whip from another mother-in-law, shook it, and smiled fiercely: I don't know the height of the sky and the thickness of the pock-faced stinky thief, just a person like you pays off your conceit, and I don't look at your virtue, what kind of thing is it!
Li Zhihua trembled in pain, and scolded: What a vicious stinky girl......
Liu Er gritted her teeth and twitched fiercely: Let you scold enough! Let you scold enough!
The whip saw blood, and his clothes were torn.
Lei Bijie suddenly ordered: Stop!
Liu Er was puzzled: Miss, there are still more than ten whips left......
Lei Bijie: What do you know, Miss Ben has something to say yet!
Liu Er smiled: The slave is stupid, how do you know the mastery strategy of the young lady, when the government tries the case, the official master has to interrogate the prisoner in the torture room, if the young lady is a man, she is definitely the number one genius in the world!
Lei Bijie said: You girl can talk, but it's also true, but it's a pity that we are all stinky women.
Liu'er: What did Miss say this, Sister Hexiang and I and these plague women are stinky women, except for a few women in the world, young grandma and you, they are all stinky and cheap sluts, and Miss is the husband of the middle woman.
A mother-in-law flattered: If the young lady was born in the previous dynasty, with this fairy appearance and cleverness, Wu Zetian's stinky mother-in-law can be nothing, and she will lose face to our woman.
A tall and fierce mother-in-law standing beside Lei Bijie sarcastically said to her: Wu Zetianru can only be regarded as a disgrace to the young lady, and he has also disgraced us women? You and I can only be regarded as women, but we can't be called that person, this kid can only be regarded as a man, and I can't be called a person!