Chapter 64: The Scenery of the South of the Yangtze River
Huo Jun lowered his head and pondered for a moment, and then said: "Although I don't know who this person is, this person must be able to do martial arts, and that pen is his weapon." There are a lot of people who use pens as weapons on the rivers and lakes, and I really can't think of who he is. ”
Xiao Sui said: "What's this, it doesn't matter who he is, you won't pay attention to it." Who has the famous Huo Dazhai Lord been afraid of?"
Huo Jun said: "Women should not be too smart, know that I like to talk big, if you can hold me a little, you will be more cute." ”
Xiao Sui said: "Men like women who are stupider than him, but unfortunately some women pretend to be stupid and stupid in order to cater to such men." ”
Huo Jun said: "Then why can't you pretend to be stupid, you have to say it?"
Xiao Sui said: "A woman pretends to be stupid and stupid to show her beloved." I don't like you, so why should I pretend to be stupid and stupid to meet you?"
Huo Jun said: "It turns out that stupid women are all teasing men. It seems that women are still smarter than men. ”
Xiao Sui said: "Are we going to Yangzhou next? I heard that there is a guarantee lake, also called Slender West Lake, and you must see it when you arrive in Yangzhou." ”
Huo Jun's face sank and said, "Don't forget that I held you hostage! Why did you become your personal bodyguard now? When did this identity change? This also changed too quickly." ”
Xiao Sui said: "There are so many people who want to be my bodyguard, wouldn't it be your honor for you to be you." As he spoke, he smiled and handed over a rabbit leg.
Huo Jun was going to vent, and he didn't know why he was so aggrieved, but at this time, when he saw rabbit meat, he had no temper.
He took it and ate it, saw Xiao Xuanhua's face, and said: "You are really different from other women, other women see small animals like rabbits and kittens, they all keep them in captivity and take care of them like children." But when you see this kitten and rabbit, the first thing that comes to mind is to eat. Is it true that all of you Liao women are like this?"
Xiao Sui also tore off a piece of rabbit meat and ate it, she said: "What does this have to do with Liao, no matter how much a woman cherishes small animals, she also has to worry about food and clothing, if she can't eat enough, who still has the leisure to take care of small animals." Look, it's sunset in the west, and how long has it been since we've eaten?"
Huo Jun really looked up at the sunset, for some reason, he suddenly thought of Liu Yushi, now she must have a big belly, is she about to give birth? Huo Jun thought so stupidly, and said after a while: "There is such a woman, no matter when, even if she is hungry for three days and three nights, she maintains her demeanor and elegance......"
Xiao Sui quickly ate a piece of fragrant rabbit meat, she tore off another piece, and said, "Oh, there is such a woman, it must be that she is not hungry!" She glanced at Huo Jun again, seeing that he was still there looking at the sunset stupidly, Xiao Sui knew that maybe he was thinking about someone, right?
She has nothing to miss, she is too young, only fifteen years old, although she is different from the girls in the boudoir of the Han nationality who do not go out of the door and do not enter, she always herds horses and hunts, fishes and birds, as if she has seen some things. But after all, all the experiences are from books, if it weren't for this experience, how could I have the opportunity to come here by trekking through mountains and rivers?
Xiao Xuan said leisurely: "People have said that there are a few places in Yangzhou that you can't go to - Slender West Lake boating, Qionghua ornamental flowers, Daming Temple Buddha worship, Yechun Garden tea tasting, I rarely go once, I want to go to all these places." “
Huo Jun was suddenly pulled back to reality by her crisp lark-like words, he was stunned for a moment, and suddenly blurted out: "Yangzhou." Huo Jun seemed to think of something, he said: "I know that there is a Baihualou in Yangzhou, and there is a Ruan Jianniang in the Baihualou, I must go there." ”
Xiao Xuan said: "Baihualou, is there Yechun Garden famous?"
Huo Jun said: "Say you have a little knowledge, right? Baihualou is much more famous than Yechun Garden." ”
Huo Jun and Xiao Sui came to Yangzhou ten days later, although it was not fireworks in March, but it was February in the blink of an eye, and the two had been out of Liaoguo for more than February. Accustomed to seeing the magnolia and roughness of the north, and coming to the beautiful and graceful Jiangnan, the two of them looked at everything as a novelty.
The continuous gossamer is mixed with green leaves, no longer busy streets, how many red and yellow thanks, soft whispers, the quiet night sky is heavy, in the heavenly kingdom of the south of the Yangtze River, there is always a deep affection, willow lotus chrysanthemum pine, the scenery is not the same, there is wind and water, you can express your chest directly, moss climbs the red cliff, the eagle strikes the green land, the pear tree on the white sky, the glamorous peach is beautiful, the incense burner is curling from the temple sect, and the wind is from the cloudy day Xiao Xiao, the wind is in its prime, why the hero does not bend his waist? !
Xiao Xuandong looked west, these days she has enjoyed all the scenery of Yangzhou City, and finally her wish has come true, and everything is satisfactory. She said: "Tang Dynasty Du Mu has a poem, the green mountains are hidden in the water, and the grass in the south of the Yangtze River has not withered in autumn. On the moonlit night of the twenty-four bridges, where does the jade teach. I'm talking about the scenery of Yangzhou at this time, although it's not March, but now compared to the north, it's like summer in the north. ”
Huo Jun said: "Those poets who are full of literature are full of sour, which is more sour than my old vinegar in Shanxi, and if I want to write poems, I won't do it." ”
Xiao Xuan said with interest: "Oh, then you can also make a song, let me see and understand." ”
Huo Jun said: "What's so difficult about this? Listen, Yangzhou has three famous knives, shaving his head and pedicure, high cooking skills, Yangzhou fried rice is famous all over the world, and Fuchun Restaurant has crab roe buns." If you want to ask the girls which one is good, you can choose from the Baihua Building. ”
Xiao Sui was still smiling at first, but when she heard the last two sentences, her pretty face turned red, she glared at Huo Jun fiercely, and suddenly looked up, and saw that dozens of steps in front of her, there was a tall building, with a plaque on it, and a few big characters with the name dangling: Baihualou.
Outside the door, two young women dressed in fancy clothes were greeting guests coming in and out. There was a piece of silk bamboo and the sound of laughter in the courtyard, and there was a guessing boxing order in the middle, singing and drinking, it was really a scene of sheng songs everywhere, singing and dancing and leveling.
Xiao Xuan's footsteps were immediately like nails, motionless. After a long time, her mouth closed, and she pointed to the plaque and said: "You said that Baihualou is a teahouse like Yechunyuan, so you want to visit, brothel, and courtyard!"
Huo Jun said: "When did I tell you that Baihualou is a teahouse? But it doesn't matter, when you get inside, someone will naturally bring tea." Let's go!" he said, and walked towards Baihualou in great strides.
Xiao Sui hurriedly caught up and said, "Hey, wait, I, how can I go to such a place? I'm a woman...... I ......"
Huo Jun really stopped, supported his cheek with one hand, looked at Xiao Xuan, and said, "Aren't you Liao people very arrogant? You can be the first woman to go shopping, prostitutes, and hospitals!"
Xiao Xuan's face was flushed, he was so angry that he stomped his feet, turned around and left.