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That's right, as soon as I heard this melodious shout, I knew that I had descended again. This time, I have to open the eyes of those old antiques, and let those frogs at the bottom of the well know what it means to know what makes a world of difference! Let all the immortals know that I am the true Heavenly Dao Monarch, the proud son of the heavens and the savior of the world!

Actually, I'm used to the free-fall movement falling from the sky, but it's still quite enjoyable to shout.

Do you know the difference between the sound of jumping from the twentieth floor and the second floor?

Jumping from the twentieth floor is: "Ah...................................." "Smack!"

Jumping from the second floor is: "Smack!" "Ahhhhhh

Shouting all the way from Heaven to the ground, I felt refreshed, and the stuffiness in my chest was vented a lot. The 3,000 yuan spent last time on selling calligraphy and painting teacups was not spent, and there were more than 1,000 left. This time, I brought four more pairs of calligraphy and paintings, and I didn't take one of the teacups, bowls, chopsticks or something. Heavenly Court is really too poor now, take one less of these objects, let's forget it......

Although the price of selling this time is still about the same as selling rags, it is still a little better than the last time. Maybe the three treasures last time made the old scholar earn a lot, and this time the four pairs of calligraphy and paintings were sold for 10,000 yuan. In fact, I feel so distressed to sell these priceless treasures that I feel like selling my sons and daughters, but I am now in urgent need of start-up capital, and this 10,000 yuan means a lot to me. You're good to go!

I'm not fighting alone, there are people above me! A whole Heavenly Court of Immortals is my backing, although those half-hung immortals seem to be a little frustrated, but there are also many famous ancient powers.

I first took out two yuan to buy a Huaxia welfare lottery ticket...... You guessed it right, this time I was looking for the dignified God of Wealth, with the support of the God of Wealth...... You know, ahahaha!

Why? Why didn't I just buy all the 10,000 yuan? Tell you quietly, don't be heard by the gods: Actually, I'm still a little worried about them in my heart, so it's not too late to try the gold content of the God of Wealth first. As the saying goes, it is better to pray to God than to ask for yourself, and I mainly rely on my own talents and abilities this time.

You ask me what kind of talent I have? Hehe, my answer is that there is no talent! There is a great opportunity, no, there is more than one opportunity, you just look at it slowly.

I walked into an Internet café, connected my phone to the computer first, and turned it on! It seems that the 220V AC and USB ports can still be used, and fortunately, the mobile phone system is also compatible. I feel like my bad luck is behind me, and good luck is beckoning to me!

I then opened the web search engine "Qianbaidu...... Well, just like Baidu, search for "Tang Family Three Youths", "Douluo Continent", "Star Change", ...... Hmph, sure enough, nothing can be found...... Aha! Brother is going to be on fire!

I copied the genuine "Douluo Continent", "Covering the Sky", "Star Change", "The Legend of Mortal Cultivation of Immortals" and "Breaking the Sky" in my mobile phone to the computer. True!Genuine!Genuine!Say important things three times!

Then log in to the largest original online novel website in China: Qidian Chinese.com, register the author's name: Yan Buji, and publish the works "Douluo Continent", "Covering the Sky", "Star Change", "The Legend of Mortal Cultivation of Immortals", "Breaking the Sky", ...... Yes, you read that right, I just open five books at the same time, and each sends a million words at a time, and there is such a capricious manuscript!

You say I'm plagiarizing? uh...... This time and space is completely different, and I am also here to save the Heavenly Court, for the sake of world peace, the gods of San Shaochen, Dong Tomato, Potato Forget, etc., will definitely understand and support me......

You also know the power of these five books, and any one of them is an amazing epic online masterpiece. How popular do you think I can be? Do you dare to think about it? I will send a book today, sign a contract tomorrow, and put it on the shelves the day after tomorrow! That red and glamorous, no, it's a green banknote that hasn't rolled in yet, wahahaha!

Buy Bentley or Ferrari? Eat lobster abalone or foie gras caviar? Drink Moutai or 82 years old dry red? Do you think I'm just pursuing that? NO!NO!NO!NO!I I'm a person who has been to heaven and seen the world...... No, to be precise, I am an immortal, second only to the Emperor of Heaven! I am shouldering the eternal burden of saving the Heavenly Court and maintaining world peace, and I have to continue to fight!

No, it's already here -- the scene of the Shanghai audition of good Chinese songs! Do you remember the last time I went to KTV, it wasn't with that girl! Why do you always think about that kind of thing...... I'm talking about not having any of our **** songs in KTV, no "Blue and White Porcelain", no "Bubble", no "Little Apple......

That's right, I'm just ready to go and copy the song stream, ready to be a blockbuster, ready to become popular, ready to become the most popular and hot new singer-songwriter in the Chinese music scene!

You said that I would hold a 32 concert as soon as I got the 5 million grand prize, five new books sold well, and a song became famous...... How far can I go? This kind of epic and unprecedented achievement can only be done by an immortal like me.

When the time comes, I will have hundreds of millions of followers on Weibo and WeChat, and it will not be easy to spread any sermon and burn any incense...... It's beautiful, wahahaha!

"Next, Yi Chongtian. The staff interrupted my laughter.

I borrowed a guitar, and although it was only a few simple strums, it was better than a cappella. My singing is so-so, and it is definitely not a good show to participate in The Voice of China, but the focus of a good song is still to look at the songwriting, and I am very confident.

"When you're ready, you're ready to go. The judges prompted.

I cleared my throat and presented the song "Little Apple", which is very popular with children under the age of 100 and grandmothers who are more than 100 years old.

You're my little apple

I can't love you enough

The little red face warms my heart

Light the fire of my life

Fire fire fire

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After singing the song, I give me 32 thumbs up for today's performance! I triumphantly focused my eyes on the faces of the judges, ready to enjoy the amazing gaze...... It doesn't seem right, why are the black lines drawn on the heads of the three judges?

"Little Apple" is very, very popular, yes, but it is a kind of magical divine comedy, I remember the reaction after listening to it for the first time: This magic thing? The second time I felt a little taste, and after listening to it for the third time, I started: You are my little apple......

It's normal for these judges to hear it for the first time and feel that something isn't quite right. I didn't wait for the judges to tell me to get out, so I preemptively said, "I'm sorry, I just practiced vocalization, and the song I entered the competition is the following ......"

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